INCELDUR! HAVE SEX!

Gen-ders! Crush em, invent em, mix em as you go.

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This. Dumb femcels

>femcel
no such thing

Every time. I start picturing the amount of work I need to put into it, the amount of hassle when I can just go jack off. Especially after my first few relationships, which all lasted weeks.

>be offered a threesome with two slightly chubby girls before
>decline because I want to just have a few drinks and go home
>"what's wrong with you? are you gay?"
>go home and enjoy some vidya
I do kind of wish I was gay sometimes, but I only declined because I just couldn't be bothered, and have zero sex-drive.

but yes. Although their mindframe is not quite the same as incels I suppose.

I actually had a chance to fuck a fat chick once ten years ago, but I just couldn't get myself to find her attractive in any sort of way. In hindsight I should've probably just done it, would've prevented me from becoming a wizard.

same but i have a gf anyway

WHERE ARE THE HANDSOME ELF BOYS

>INCELDUR! HAVE SEX!

lmao

>No woman can make me cum
>I am no woman

This is why you raise your attractiveness so that women throw themselves at you.

Or you can go full incel and just go to Asia where you are a 9/10 compared to their ugly insect asses and thus they will throw themselves at you, even if their husbands are trying to stop them.

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What spells you got in your book?

based

Yes
Its a self destructive behaviour because I’m afraid and also used to failing. I hate myself the next day but I still do it because its the feeling I know instead of the great unknown

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Thottus begonus is one of the more powerful ones

Even if you put the effort in, you'll sperg and ruin everything. She'll say "thanks for offering but I'm kinda tired/busy/whatever" but maybe tomorrow. Then whatever texts you send her the next day will be met with one word responses. When you finally push to go out and do something she'll tell you she's hanging out with her friend instead but maybe later. Then you'll (hopefully) not be an incel about it and just accept it won't work with her. But nevertheless you will hate women, not for the not having sex part, but for the stringing you along for an annoying amount of time part, and you'll end up hating women anyway.

>for pulling this shit.

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more like
>be confident and good looking
>women have always had crushes on me
>always get cold feet when something sexual might happen

what the fuck is wrong with me?

Don't be sad anons. It's all an illusion.

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It's because you're gay. No joke.

Based

>But nevertheless you will hate women, not for the not having sex part, but for the stringing you along for an annoying amount of time part,

Fucking this. Why do they do this.

I've tried jacking off to gay porn though, can't do it.

No I’m not, just a loser I guess

Masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

lmao too late by admitting that you've proved my point

somebody redpill me on the "have sex" thing, I've been away from Yea Forums for a while
is it all ironic?

>Spoiling true sexes. Give it to us boy and girl! You keep nasty genders!

It results in (You)s and thus we keep saying it. Just like posting BLACKED. "Fuck wh*te people" and other things that triggers people and thus results in (You)s.

Now yes, but it started as unironically good advice for somewhat bitter and angry anons.

When modern movies are promoted and the internet doesn't like the direction the movie is going in (SJW shit) the media starts calling everyone incels, Russians, Nazis etc to shame people into liking the garbage they are payed to shill.

I would rather rape you instead, liberalatu

1/2 liberals who think it's a genuine comeback. 1/2 morons who think this is reddit and (yours) equate to upvotes.

>calling everyone Russians
wut

>1/2 morons who think this is reddit and (yours) equate to upvotes.
It's not about the "upvote" you retard. It's the dopamine hit you receive when you know you're baited some retard. It's enjoyable to do so.

IsilDOOOOOR

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It's really "your mom" level of spiritual retort

Hold hands

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>solid 8 for my tastes is flirting with me
>increase my autism to thwart her advances
>somehow doesn't work
>tell her I'm flattered but she's out of my league, I'm an absolute mess of a human being and would bring nothing but disappointment and sadness to her life
>lol I just wanted to Fuck you but whatever
Are you still an incel if you've literally given up having sex because you have zero self confidence?

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yes.

Russian bots. Its all the craze on Twitter among the blue check marks.

>starts calling everyone incels, Russians

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Its literally never been easier to get laid. Women are proud to be slags these days. It's a glorious time to be alive

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it's an evolution of "no u"
except people actually think it's effective

>Are you still an incel if you've literally given up having sex because you have zero self confidence?
That's what incel means you retard. EVERYONE can get laid. It's just that incels have all kinds of delusions in their heads that they are inferior and how it's impossible to get a GF or that their potential GF would cheat on them so it's not worth it. Then they sit in their basement 24/7 while whining why no girlfriend materialize out of thin air in their house. And blame everyone else except themselves for their own shortcomings and realizing it's their passivity that makes them an incel.

You're not a fringe case, you're the standard definition of an incel.

>tfw in college
>some girl in class wants you to tutor her
>hey user we should study together some time :^)
>sure why not
>unironically bring textbooks and other school paraphernalia to her place
JUST

Good job resisting the thot.
You will find true meaningful relationship one day

/volcel/gang rise up

>woman say one thing
>means an entirely different thing

many such cases

ok premise but your conclusion is false
yes everyone quote unqote can get laid but for less than average males it can be a hellish path of rejection and self hate that not many indivudals can withstand. basically since all humans base their own value upon societial approval yes all incels are mentalcels from a certain point of view but they are in that place from the get go because of their genetics and appearance

I am so addicted to jacking off that this is literally me

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I live with my gf and this is me. I just csnt be bothered trying it on with this girl.

>female coworker brushes tits against me
>asks if I want to hangout sometime
>only think of how my schedule would be thrown out of balance and my bank account depleted

What the fuck do you think?

Literally this, except I had a weak moment and let her suck my dick in the work bathroom. I still didn't go out with her anywhere though, lmao.

>girl presses against me at work and whispers in my ear about me staying on top of her
> I just want to go home and get high.

Yes but no

Yeah, too lazy to have a have sex or being in a relationship desu

>be confident
>get cold feet
You are not not a faggot

Woolie please