Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts...

> Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

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what hapah?

He wasn't raised in Japan
>Hollywood and the politics
wut

this guy talks like Trump

What a disgusting narcissistic piece of shit Seagal is

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, 'cuz now...
>*labored breathing*

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this absolute mongoloid thinks he can compete with cruise.
KEK

absolutely based

Imagine having such sour grapes
>give Cruise shit for being a manlet
>meanwhile Cruise has everything you never will and doesn't even know your name

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>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film
>and didn't see it
Hmm.

Seagal is moron, what a revelation