Sonic the Hedgehog and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

That kid has loser written into his DNA

that's what literal autism does to a person unfortunately

Not evil, just stupid. He's like lost puppy found by a passing group of chimpanzees who poke him and prod him and break some of his fingers out of chimplike fascination.

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based

Maybe compassion is for the herd animals, it probably wont stop the lions from eating their children

He is the most based and influential person that has blessed this universe. God bless Christine Chandler.

Chris..... he's had a hard life

You’re right.

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Bob should have realized very early on that exposure to the internet would not be good considering that Chris had already shown to be very very obsessive over video games.
If he got him into the workshop more and got him obsessed with some useful hobbies like carpentry and Chris might have become a savant.

I'm honestly mixed about Bob it seemed like he did what he could but his pride and religion autism prevented him from getting help for Chris much earlier in his life. It seemed like he was the only one who could get through to him to some extent

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What's Yea Forums's opinion on Tamer12345
youtu.be/a_ZpRiHr9Ds
youtu.be/YF1ZaPVGDFQ

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Bob may have been wrong about a lot of things, but at least he tried. Barb just straight up doesn't give a shit, and she never has.

Imagine if Chris-Chan made a cameo after the end credits, pitching some japanese suit goons his idea for a Sonichu movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=mXbIYfAIgos

I can't help but feel sad for Bob

youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk

Just something so tragic about watching your boy spiral deeper and deeper throughout your life and know you bear some responsibility for it

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What is it about the sonic franchise that attracts so much abject autism? Is it the repetition and consistent (yet shit) quality?

goddamn i thought he was talking about chris uploading videos doing something disgusting as fuck like shitting on his room but it turned out he was afraid of everyone finding out they were disgusting pieces of shit and chris actually had the cleanest room of the house despite being a fucking autist

I think after the years went by Bob could kind of tell how bad his autism was and getting him on welfare was the best thing for him.

Don't, he's a self centered cunt too.
The one time Chris is meeting a girl IRL on an almost date (troll), Bob who chaperones Chris doesn't let Chris talk and spends a solid 10 minutes talking about himself and his past instead of letting his son try to get to know this pretty young lady.
There's a good reason that Cole Smithey hated Bob and it wasn't just bitter resentment.

Chris's personality is 40% Bob's fault, 50% Barb's fault and only like 10% of the internet's fault. He was a trainwreck before he got online.

Its at least 25% pfizer's fault for manufacturing the vaccines that caused his autism.

Yeah, I think Chris would often complain about how bad his parents hoarded shit, and people think he burned their old home down because he's retarded, but it was from all the shit Barb and Bob collected over the years.

>and people think he burned their old home down because he's retarded, but it was from all the shit Barb and Bob collected over the years.
IIRC wasn't it an electrical fire? It seems like that would from one of Chris's consoles or something but I'm just guessing

Maybe it's the bright colors and the morphability of its characters/artstyle. Like you don't really see OCs from Mario or Spongebob because those characters are too distinct. Also Sonic has a lot of tryhard anime stuff mixed into it which autists seem to be attracted to.

It was because they kept their coffee pot in the bathroom, and apparently that brand or whatever was faulty and would spark.

glad a grew out of sonic at an appropriate age

I think it's because Sonic is all about trying too hard to be cool. It's why autists are obsessed with anime but specifically shonen shit like Naruto.

>savant

My sides...

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This, except I'll replay SA2 once and awhile for nostalgia.

These mental outliers would have found something to be retarded about. At least it isn't religion.

Christ, you guys follow his life as if it were some kind of reality TV show

Chris is a savant. He is the greatest luzlcow in internet history.

>It was because they kept their coffee pot in the bathroom
Sensible.

Gone are the days of the troll, i see.

He's mostly into Neptunia and MLP now

I have a shit family too but at least I was lucky enough to be 20 years apart from my youngest brother so all I have to do is stay healthy and watch them drop like flies to keep all of the dosh and buildings.

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>Bob should have realized very early on that exposure to the internet would not be good considering that Chris had already shown to be very very obsessive over video games.

Bob and Barb are fossils from another era who couldn't comprehend new technology or mental disabilities. They were ill equipped to raise a son like Chris, who obviously needed a lot of strict guidance and specialised education if he was going to be remotely functional.

They actually pulled him out of school to avoid having him sent to a sped school, but the alleged justification was that it wasn't equipped to educate anybody above a category 4 retard.

Most of the trolls were shit looking back. Majority of it all boils down to Chris getting pranked by a man ERPing with him, then revealing his gf never existed and he's a pedo/fag because he didn't know. And some of the shit they did to him was genuinely awful, like sending him to one of the most ghetto parts of Chicago on an 8 hour drive for Julay or pretending to be his friend and draining his bank account.

Imagine if they released the movie with the trailer design.

>chris will be completely alone when barb dies

what the fuck is even gonna happen

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>most of the trolls were lame
>except for the epic ones, which were (((wrong)))

The moralfag in action, everyone. Is there anything more inimicable to fun?

I believe he's gonna go to a group home or psych ward and that'll be the end of new Chris content aside from the occasional person who works at either telling stories about him.

IIRC it wasn't actually in the bathroom. It was in the kitchen, but the nearest available plug was in the bathroom, so the electrical cable went through the bathroom door to find power. Chris attributes the fire to the cable getting crushed by the bathroom door.

GENOOOOO YOU PIECE OF SHIT I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. If you're going to make the docu bi-weekly at least make the episodes longer to compensate. You NIGGER

Samurai Pizza Cats was pretty funny though.

Homelessness saga followed by getting hit by a train saga. The cycle continues.

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kek'd

His retard-protectors at kiwifarms will take him in.
Null will finally have Chris-chan all to himself. His own personal lolcow.

It's not moralfaggotry, I'm not upset at all people pretended to be his gf it was just boring after people had done it over and over again.

>not being excited for chris’ uncontrollable tranny autism to be unrestrained
I personally can’t wait for his retarded spending habits to catch up with him and the courts push his shit in

Honestly, with all the legos he owns he could build his own lego shack if he goes homeless.

I can't tell if this is serious or not.

youtube.com/watch?v=agytmRqQBvU

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>imagine being his father

Didn't his real father left or died long before any of batshit stuff happened?

How come a lot of "people" that have autism have this high pitched voice that he does? Does the autism stop their balls from dropping or something?

based. what's his fucking problem anyways?

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Because men affect deeper voices for social reasons.

BRAAAAAAAAAAP

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That dumb bitch Aleena didn't have the Sloppy Joe mix

breakin the speed of shamone

It literally is several channels are making documentary style videos on him. Geno Samuel has like 15 videos all 30-50 minutes long and he barely started with the liquid chris saga

Better version. Also, favorite episodes?

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Josh is hiding out in Russia. He can't help Chris

It is Christine now shitlord.
Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles, and the Creator/Chronicler of Sonichu & Rosechu
You have to understanding it was not sonic, it would be something else. And honestly thier are plenty of creepy Nintendoqueers, they just seem to go under the radar

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Probably this one so far
youtu.be/KNedFHhOh7U

That's pretty old news. She is married to one of his sonichus and goes by the name CPU Blue Heart or whatever. I do follow him on twitter to be updated about the DIMENSION MERGE

>tfw the merge got delayed
God damn it Chris I was ready for it

He liked American Rabbit before Sonic.

sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit

Alright guys, who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

What the fuck is his problem though?

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Hannibal Buress

Jonah Hill as Chris
Paul Dano as liquid chris
Joaquin Phoenix as Clyde Cash
Michael Cera as Blue Spike
Wilford Brimley as Bob
Kathy Bates as Barb
Megan Fox as Megan

Directed my Michael Bay or Snyder

There was also the time one of the troll gfs claimed to be from a fictional east euro country and Bob didn't even spend 5 seconds with a globe, looking to see if it actually existed.

Mindy's dad. Now what's his fucking problem?

His kitchen had become too messy and full of clutter to cook in, so he had been using the bathroom for his water supply

Justin Bartha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Horse_(2011_film)

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Exactly, if they didn't understand technology they shouldn't have given their son access to it.

Unfortunately not.

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How do you guys know so much about him?

I don't think Null even speaks to or cars about Chris anymore.

We are oldfags.

Everyone on Yea Forums is a Christorian. We were all there. We all made him what he is today

Everyone on Yea Forums is a Christorian. We were all there. We all made him what he is today

He is internet incarnate.

No, even disregarding that, the average man would not sound like Chris if they didn't understand social function It's legitimately something with his vocal chords.

>ywn have a 13 part documentary made about you
youtube.com/watch?v=oBvJa1xyE-4&list=PLHwMkmOmNeJr-M8SR6lzuwIgfFZHnTau1

Those breasts look like fucking Klinefelter's syndrome.

So he's freakzoid? That means if we want to get rid of him all we need to do is get someone who has his twitter to convince him to say Candlejack and th

I think it was something along the lines of because of the shitty phones they had and the fact he could barely hear, he thought she said a real country

youtube.com/watch?v=7EtMqijwZhs
can anyone decipher this for me

He literally fucking told us

And Geno wasn't even close to being done when he had to stop for mental health safety reasons.

>Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase.
>available for purchase.

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Not getting a gf is what drove him mad.
From his cc days to the first court trial, all he wanted was a gf

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how is emma so cute

Isn't he the first guy that made a let's play?

youtube.com/watch?v=QkZ4j2ynH7s

He was also the first brony.

He has a really strange looking penis

Why is he not in jail after macing the GameStop employee after already having a record?

>when you realize that Chris Chan is a more accomplished human bean than you

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Who /virginwithrage/ here?

Retail workers don't actually count as humans and thus aren't really protected by the law

Retard privilege

>this thing lost its virginity before you
life's not fair

TELL ME WHYYYYY I'M STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHYYYYY I SO NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

>Chris Chan released not one, not two but three (3) albums

He came back to work on it. He already released episode 15

TELL ME WHYYYYY I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

youtube.com/embed/bNDvCiatFuw?

It was his best work and gets overshadowed.

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>WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKIN' WITH THAT DAMN PICKLE SUIT!
kek

Well, she said "Molvania" and Bob probably just assumed that Chris meant Moldavia.

>puts grasses on

hi newfag
sonichu.com/cwcki/

Chris wasn't only affected by Sonic though. It was also Pokemon, and My Little Pony.

youtube.com/watch?v=NWA8iH_emEk

Does Chris not realize those are clearly photos of several different women?

He unironically doesn't, there were several cases of trolls sending him photos of clearly different women pretending to be the same girl and he didn't notice.

Based

CWC actually has autism. Dyed in the wool autism, not the sperg-nosis that your average user has. The guy did not recognize his own face for years and had to stare at the mirror for hours to learn what he looked like. Not being able to recognize faces is a common symptom of autism.

The cool thing about his entire life being documented is you get to see exactly how a tranny is made

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his parents are 100% the reason he turned out like he did

youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw

reminder that instead of encouraging chris to socialise despite his autism. bob and barb just paid the school stacy to hang out with him. he then proceeded to follow the girl’s group around like a lost puppy

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Chris hasn’t got into pony shit until the last couple of years. If I had to guess, he was trying to befriend someone who liked it. Like how he got into Sailor Moon and Yu-Gi-Oh to get into Megan

calling your son a faggot a few times in 20 years isn’t trying. he was a terrible father

cartoon animals appeal to people with child like minds

He was a brony back during the Megan era but he was never hardcore into it.

This. He should have been in special classes or a school for autistic children but his parents refused it.

He's a big guy

>Chris hasn’t got into pony shit until the last couple of years.
Wrong. In one of his very first videos he uploaded he is playing with a my little pony doll and he recommends all males do the same, this was back in like 2007

it’s funny because almost anyone but chris would learn big life lessons from what his trolls did. in a way the trolls tried harder than his parents did to teach him lessons even if it were malicious

he was diagnosed with autism when the only type of autism was "will never, ever function as a human being" and there was nothing resembling treatment options.

For sonichu

He looks like he just had his entire future flash before his eyes in this pic.

he has a massive wiki about every aspect or his life. he HAS to be the most documented person ever

>If I had to guess, he was trying to befriend someone who liked it.

he doesn't have the theory of mind necessary to ever operate on that level

that trip was the furthest chris ever got from his small world in virginia

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celebrities and hitler are probably more documneted

So that is the power of mewing?

Does anyone else think Chris could have been handsome once if he looked after himself and dressed normally? You can see in some old photos the potential.

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>its funny that this dude with zero concept of a world outside of his own mind didn't learn anything
... why are all chris-chan obsessives always like this? The guy has legitimate autism. Not spectrum, not aspergers, not self-diagnosed. The classic autism where there's nothing detectably physically wrong with him, but he's never going to be a functional human being.

same here

Chris-chan autists love crying about him for some reason. I don't know why so many retards get indignant at the behaviour of a literal bona fide autist.

No, the power of sonichu-ing

he learned (and practiced) that facial expression from that nintendo dating sim. if you met him in real life he'd just hold that expression and try to talk through it.

I'm waiting for him to kill himself to start working on a screenplay based on his life.
It'll be a good ending and I don't really want to deal with him personally or give him any money.

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guy I worked with had a low pitched voice and was very loud it differs from person to person

youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI

YOU WRRE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE MEGAN

they also fed conspiracies into him about the entire school system being actively out to get them

very strange girl. she had a fetish for german soldiers

>envying buying hookers
based retard

autistic people can still live semi normal lives is treated properly. don’t be so ignorant to assume that he couldn’t have a better life if his family actually tried to help him

Reminder that the dimensional merge is 100% and you trolls and haters won't be laughing when Chris becomes god-king of the world

She's hot as fuck, also
*ahem*

JUUUUULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

the dimensional merge will be complete when snorlax dies. it will be judgement day

why was she friends with chris again? also lmoa @ her shutting down chris’s advances

>why was she friends with chris again?
He used to buy her stuff from ebay. Megan wasn't some innocent victim, she took advantage of Chris too.

She and Chris were regulars at the same children's card game place. She took her mentally challenged brother.

Didn't someone at the local pastorate try to reach out and help Chris? But was shut down despite starting what could be a potentially helping hand.

youtube.com/watch?v=kDBK4OJ_GvM

he's among the top5 most well documented people in history.

>don't even know basic facts about his family
>b-b-b-b-but there's a long wikia article about his sweater s-s-s-s-s-so he's well documented
Fuck off

Because those weren’t actually classes. They were storage closets.

He was diagnosed with autism when it was considered equivalent to the most extremes of mental retardation. There were no treatment options, no socialization classes, nothing. No one was explaining how just because he can talk, isn’t drooling, isn’t making soul-rending animal noises every waking moment, and doesn’t have a downie face, that he wasn’t normal with no hope of ever being normal.

You wanna know what's funny?

You wanna know what's fucking hilarious?

Chris is probably one of the most well documented person in history so far. He will be remembered as a lol cow, sure, but remembered nonetheless. Most of us would be lucky if our grandchildren would even care if we passed, Chris will always be remembered.

So I ask you, user, what is better? To be remembered as a joke of a human being? Or to leave this world without so much as a chuckle?

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It's not that sonic makes kids autistic but that autistic kids just like sonic. Same with Power Rangers and Digimon

who was in the wrong here

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I wonder, if Chris had been born into an ancient saharan desert tribe, what would have become of him?

Would his autism have made him into a witch doctor of some sort? Or would he have been sacrificed at birth? Or would he have been eaten by a wildcat at a young age?

once he dies or drops off the internet, he'll be forgotten by everyone except a tiny handful of autistic people inside a month.

if you faggots weren't constantly making threads about him, most people wouldn't think of him at all. Because the only thing that's interesting about him is the fact so many autistic people have taken an interest in him.

boomers deserve the rope

This is my absolute favorite Chris drawing, a-hole monthly gets me every time

Diagnosis means jack shit. You either believe in the spectrum or you don't. Just because he has it worse doesn't make it more legitimate. Personally I put 100% of the blame on the parents.

wow, way to not understand a single thing about that post.

youtube.com/watch?v=iFpCOSjCqt8
what the FUCK is wrong with her

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>what the fuck is even gonna happen
I'm going to kidnap him at a convention and turn him into my own sissy sex slave

Chris is married now. Can you virgins say the same? Didn't think so

Didn't say I disagree with his point, just pointing out inaccuracies.

read: you didn't understand a single thing about that post.

Autism spectrum wasn't a concept in the 80s, when he was diagnosed. Neither was high-functioning autism. Autism was only diagnosed when a person had basically zero chance of a normal, functional life.

You know what's funny? In the games, a Snorlax is meant to halt progression of a player. In a way, the moniker "Snorlax" is fitting for Barbara not just because of her weight and tendency to sleep, but also her influence on Christian. She's emotionally abusive threatening to kill herself, dependent as seen she can't stand the idea of Chris being with someone else, and she's ultimately the worst influence in Chris' life resulting in his laziness, sense of entitlement, his inability make his own decisions, and incestuous fantasies. She's the Snorlax on Chris's rout to being a decent member of society.

That's deep. If dubs you're gay

Based Cole. He got out of there whilst he could like a sensible man.

sonichu.com/cwcki/Chandler_Family_Tree

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Dementia.
Chris blatantly doesn't understand.

I wonder if Chris informed him of the lumberjack passing

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>autism is real
Ok nice point. However no medical professional would say "zero chance of a normal, functional life." It's clear that Bob and Barb screwed the pooch hard, in addition to whatever else is going on with him.

Oh fuck I forgot about the Transformers and Ponies Tutorial. Still, he hasn’t been as obsessed with it as he has been with Sonic and Pokémon up until recently. Now that I think about it, he’s been trying to befriend the “Brony Analysts” on Youtube. He probably stumbled across their vids, wanted to join the fun, and started to obsess over pony shit in a vain attempt to do so
See the Megan Saga. The sperg was trying everything he could to get in her pants

>Bob
>Mr. C

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>no medical professional would say "zero chance of a normal, functional life."
yes, they dress it up in terms of "will need lifelong care, assistance, and supervision."

but hey, way to prove you, yourself, are so obsessed with chrischan primarily because you also have autism.

That went under once Chris’s sperginess got him kicked out of the Church that pastor was at

She gave him the money irl and one time chris gifted her a ds shes already had she wanted to give it back to him

Fucking newfag

What is a surname?

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>Megan I know you’re upset at me for plastering your name all across the internet because I drew art of me fucking you but you owe me $30 for those psp games
Chris did absolutely everything wrong when it came to Megan. He fucked every direction

Meant for

There's been maybe 3 or 4 "good" sanic games in 25 years. Anybody obsessing over it is retarded.

that cruel teutonic woman

Far, FAR, too kind and patient for Chris. Should've left way before she actually did.

Wassup Barron Trump

>ad hom
>projection
seems like you're really personally invested in proving that he's beyond help. that's actually way more cancerous than the trolls

chris was never going to be a fucking "savant" of any stripe
he's the kind of cursed autist that can simultaneously be obsessed with a subject yet practice it like a retarded child that never learns anything

She came for cwcik but se sure didn't stay

>display signs of autism
>ADHOM ADHOM NOT AN ARGUMENT
you also seem as though you are a type that would benefit from zero internet access.

also the point you seem completely unable to understand is there was no help available.

There no fucking way thats true.

>that one mumble chat where someone asks him if he is a savant and he asks what it is

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seriously how old were they when they had him? Women over 30 just shouldnt have kids.

we both know you know he wrote a letter to nintendo power stating exactly that, so why pretend?

I know you think you're defending an autistic child, but you're just being a giant asshole. Why so angry, friend? Did your wife have a retarded child?

Wow he really does a good Donald Duck voice, wtf..

his younger brother is fine.

>pointing out that I am wrong is something only assholes do
...

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i think its the designs. Autists have trouble with judging people's facial expressions so characters with designs which are like 50% face and over the top expressions (basically emoticons) are easier to relate to for them.

Same with anime.

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just wait until you see the capeshit autists growing up

yeah but the chances are just worse.

He has no younger brother. He's the youngest of his siblings.

Why's sonichu getting ass fucked? This seems like one of those many many things that make people think Chris is gay.

>gay

would that even matter at this point? If anything it would be a step up from the degenerate pit for him.

>she'll never be your sweetheart

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>So I ask you, user, what is better? To be remembered as a joke of a human being? Or to leave this world without so much as a chuckle?

well the latter of course i mean... jeez what a question.

Would unironically feel sorry for whichever guy falls for him and his STINKY SMELLY BRIEFS.

>implying faggots don't have an inherent scat fetish

oh i know just the guy for him:
youtube.com/watch?v=2i1yzcEUWjM

nobody cares about faggot keep crying about things you so pretend you don’t care about

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But Rouge tho

Wow you’re really mad

>someone responded in a way i don't like why did he do this i'll post a reaction image at him!

... why are you even on this site if you want a permanent hugbox/circlejerk? you're going to get dissenting opinion/commentary. Especially if your preconceptions are entirely faulty, as every chris-chan autist's will be.

>clay
*crayola fucking model magic

It's actually DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS of which he has NUMEROUS PAIRS!!!
Also BUTT GARMENTS!!!

>that constant ps4 default music looping
it's like the soundtrack to his madness

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Chris did everything wrong period. I bet even The Babysitter who muted him was justified.
PS: BlueSpike did nothing wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=AmZNYSUUuns

Honestly something like this could happen. It'll be a privilege for assholes around the internet to temporarily shelter Chris in their homes until they can't suffer him anymore.

Once kiwifarms and Yea Forums are taken down forever he'd be forgotten too.

who are you quoting?

there are so many layers

Be looks like a swamp witch

>autist keeps proving how autistic he is
if only you had the theory of mind necessary to see how transparent you are

was that when the nigga dressed like a pickle showed up?

It belongs in the Smithsonian.

no this was way before that when he was in high school. he still obsesses over them almost 20 years later, making lego figures of them and avatars in every game where it’s possible to make them. his mom also went to his prom

No this was years before in his highscool years before he got on the internet and became infamous.
He was in his mid 20s when the trolls started giving him pretend scripted dates.

one day one of /ourguy/s is gonna make it into hollywood and make a movie about him and that movie is gonna win an oscar
mark my words

who are you quoting?

No, that was much later. Tiffany Gowan was the one Chris obsessed over at the time and he eventually wrote "the Highschool Story" - a Carrie- influenced story where she loves him and he becomes powerful.

>DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
of all the things in cwc lore this part makes me laugh the hardest

>his mom also went to his prom

The photo looks like it is the early morning so I think it was some brunch thing and not actually the prom. I think he got the two confused and didn't go to the prom.

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IIRC she found about his online antics years later when someone contacted her on facebook. then she berated him for being a shit human being

It's great because it comes out of nowhere, he just admits to shitting himself for no reason.

no it’s just in the early evening. there are more photos of the prom with the same setting. gowen felt sorry for chris so she danced with him for a bit

when and why did this happen?

an autistic person did something for no perceptible reason?

wow

Personally I think we should all give Chris a break and support him in his efforts to live a happy life as a lesbian tomgirl

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it’s alright man you don’t have to feel personally attacked

He didn't do it for no reason at all. He did it to prove to the trolls that he didn't wear girls panties by admitting that he had many pairs of crapped men's briefs in his home.

I prefer Ricardo Chantor

Trolls were teasing him about wearing his mom's panties so he told them he wears "numerous pairs of dirty, crapped briefs", to which they replied "why would you volunteer that information?!?!"
Barb took him to the doctor to get adult diapers but he refused because "those are for babies"
Barb stopped doing his laundry until a troll called and made death threats which caused. This to shit his pants and mattress
Chris says his urge to shit is stress related and doesn't Joe when it happens until he sits down
If he's out in public and can't find a bathroom he just rides in his car with shitty pants until he gets home

Trying to figure out the logic of his autistic mind is fascinating. Like, you can sort of understand his reasoning but it's just so strange.

why haven't you watched twin peaks yet?

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yea that totally explains why he mentioned he shits himself.

they're colorful shapes that are simple to draw and have been portrayed in tons of different styles, there's no franchise with that type of adaptability. the characters all have roles and traits but are bland enough to be bent into anything. closest thing to that is naruto

the concept behind sonic (veiled unabomber shit) is the smartest of the platformers but it has a shit execution

its almost like he's autistic

If I had to guess, probably something like "see, I mentioned an embarrassing thing about myself so I CAN'T be lying about this."

Yes, thats what I said. Are you autistic too?

Approach women you retard

there's nothing fascinating about an over-wired brain. he has legitimate autism. That's it. There's nothing deeper there. He has the actual form of a condition that's been reduced to a total meme.

dilate

>there's nothing fascinating about an over-wired brain. he has legitimate autism.
Yes there is, there are other high functioning autistic people that don't act like him. It's like a case study in autism + unrestricted access to the internet.

Luckliy Chris is here to help

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Chill out dude

>The babysitter
Chris to this day blames her as the sole reason for his autism and not Barb’s shriveled uterus. Also BlueSpike was a tryhard, trying to compensate for being a kid

What are you saying? Chris never stopped being a boy

Never seen this before...
Post the rest?

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Because he isn't a high functioning. He's so autistic he was able to be diagnosed when rainman was the baseline.

demi a CUTE

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>Because he isn't a high functioning.
He literally is high functioning. This is what non- high funtioning looks like moron

youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

He puts on a voice. It's some schizo shit. It's like you can become anything by talking differently

JonTron really let himself go after losing that debate with Destiny.

EXCUSE ME
He is a lesbian since he identifies as a woman and is romantically interested in women, shitlord

he does look like a woman though. an old, ugly, insane woman but a woman none the less

High functioning autistic people have a concept of self and a moderately functional theory of mind.

Neither of these apply to chrischan.

Have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

CHOP!

you're an idiot
he's autistic. He's averse to change. aversion to change is one of the defining hallmarks of autism, especially change that isn't anticipated. His voice started changing so he forced it to remain as close to his child voice as he could.

One thing I've always wondered: what would be his "Sonic" if he had never gotten into Sonic? Say Chris was born in 1939, what does his life look like?

Most depressing CWC related image

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No, there's something definitely wrong with his voice box because even when he tries to do a "setsy" deep voice for the sweethearts, he still sounds like he's on helium.

>Say Chris was born in 1939, what does his life look like?
Like this probably

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger

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Also he genuinely believes he has a deep voice and compared it to Frank Sinatra in one video.

Does he perform the natural obligations?
youtube.com/watch?v=4Q4O5ztz92o

That magazine title taking up two covers. Bravo, Chris.

there is something wrong with his brain. It is called autism.

Think of it like a british person imitating an american attempting to imitate a british person. Except he can't drop the "act" because he doesn't recognize he's exerting the effort to keep his voice high.

and its true to him because the world outside of his mind doesn't exist.

they do, maybe alarmingly less in 2019, but they do, he definitely has a sense of self and much more theory of mind compared to how bad autism can be. he's just fucked up in all sorts of other ways as well

Which monty python character is this?

The irony here is that Cole doesn't make much and is only known for being one of the few critics to give Toy Story 3 a bad review.

Ever since the internet found him, his entire life has been thoroughly documented, and quite often influenced. Its like a dollar store version of The Truman Show.

I wonder how it feels for him getting less money online than his brother

patreon.com/colesmithey

I am actually surprised that no troll has tried to convince CWC that the trigger for the dimensional merge would be killing Barb.

All he has of a sense of self is a sense of what he wants his self to be. He has an internal world very selectively fed by outside stimulus. Understand that even his body is outside stimulus to this internal world. Because that’s how autistic he is. Because, remember, he’s so autistic that he was diagnosed before there was even a concept of “high functioning” autism. Which means there’s no way he’s even close to high functioning.

>The classic autism where there's nothing detectably physically wrong with him, but he's never going to be a functional human being.
There's no such thing as "classic autism".
>Autism can be divided into syndromal and non-syndromal autism; the syndromal autism is associated with severe or profound intellectual disability or a congenital syndrome with physical symptoms, such as tuberous sclerosis.
>[105] Although individuals with Asperger syndrome tend to perform better cognitively than those with autism, the extent of the overlap between Asperger syndrome, HFA, and non-syndromal autism is unclear.
Chris-chan describes himself as a high-functioning autistic, aka an aspie.

Doubt it honestly

HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

>Probably on a spectrum of high functioning schizophrenia.

That is in fact a perfect match.

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one eye halfway closed, dude is one step away from a aneurysm in this clip

Someone has likely tried, because the people obsessed with him are too autistic to understand autism. As you’ll never get an autistic person to willingly change one of the only permanents in their life.

the sonic movie trailer is filled with chris lore

>No Mario OCs

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>there’s no such thing as autism before the autism spectrum disorder

You are a high-functioning autist.

Bob never took Chris in there besides one time. The whole family was fucked.

The trolls are sadder than him.
Isn't Liquid Chris some kind of pedo cripple or something?