We need the rock

>we need the rock
>he is unavailable sir. too busy creating #LittyKino
>get his cheaper, less talented counterpart
>he's already sleeping in the carpark outside the studio sir!

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>>he is unavailable sir.

I always hear this guy's voice a certain way in my head. Kind of this toady-ish voice, a bit like Droopy the Dog.

for me it's a kind of faggy enthusiastic voice

This guy is already funnier that the rock

They replaced The Rock with Cena in the new FF

The rock is a fag. I knkw someone who worked on movies he was in and he would show up onset and work for an hour then go on social media and brag about working a hard 12 hour day. Also requested these fancy glass water bottles and didnt even drink em

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He is a thousand times better than the rock.

Bautista in the opening of BR2049 gave a better acting performance than the Rock ever did

None of that sounds bad at all.

kek, Rock absolutely mogged acting wise.
Autista wasnt even in the game half the time he was and already done better parts.

Batista has been in more kinos in his 5 years at acting than Rock has in his entire career.

Bautista is much better than Dwayne. The Rock has leaned so far into his face status that he can't be anything but "handsome buff action hero star". He's got the star power and kids love him, but he can't do anything other than be in cheesy action movies.

Guardians of the Galaxy hit a fucking goldmine with Bautista as I doubt anyone had any idea the dude had great comedic timing. He's also just rough-looking enough as a big guy that he isn't typecasted as the flawless action star, so he gets to do weird roles and different types of characters.

I'm happy for the guy.

>less talented

Stupid ignorant zoomer

>I know someone who worked on movies
90% of those are highschool dropouts or college flunkies with shitty degrees. Wouldn't take their stories to seriously.

This guy is funnier than the rock, glad hes getting work.

I hear a posh British accent

>I'll do it

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>less talented
Only when it comes to mandrama. Bautista is a better film actor then the Rock.

>highschool dropouts or college flunkies with shitty degrees
So like Dwayne Johnson

this is exactly how I imagine him to be, those insta videos he puts out just seem so phony

Ya well he gave me a water bottle that the rock didnt drink and hes in a oretty important position so i trust him. All these actkrs are phonies, dont be naïve

bautista is actually better and not so 1 dimensional

He's more talented than the Rock.

this

He's a better actor, Johnson surpasses him only in raw charisma.

>unironic hashtags in Yea Forums
Millennial detected.

You'd think a former combat replicant would have been better prepared for someone coming for him, I couldn't see Batty being taken down that easily.

How is Dwayne going to feel when big Dave beats him to an Academy award

He was good in the short film they did to promote it too.

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>Batista
>less talented

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>Ordered tiny round glasses because I thought they looked cool
>I look like a tard in them
biggest waste of $230 in my life

I'm sure his Scrooge McDuck money-pit will probably soften the blow.

Could you imagine The Rock in that Blade Runner scene?

They gave the character tiny glasses to make him look bigger and more imposing. If you're not an absolute fucking unit, you were bound to look like Ghandi

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Bautista also has a better voice,
i want him to play Kratos in a God Of War Movie

>better wrestler than the rock
>better actor than the rock
how can dwayne ever recover?

ITT: Botchtista cucks get worked into a shoot by big dimes rocky.

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>not hearing the Simpsons origin

get me this poster's non-union Mexican equivalent!

>has autist in his name
heh

seething samoan marks need to have sex and or go dilate

Hobbs and Shaw will make $400 mil lmao noone gives a shit about three baldies throwing fists at each other

>You new jabronies are happy taking that CRAP
>Cuz you've never been LITTY

The Rock has never been in a good movie.

Batista is trying though and wish he had more to do in Blade Runner 2049

Crinfe.

AAAAAAAAAA HUNTER NOOOOOO DON'T RAPE ME LIKE KEVIN NASH!

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>less talented
>actually appears in good films and plays characters instead of himself

1 bil from china alone

>We need Javier Bardem but we dont have enough budget
>Just get the other guy

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i hear the indian one

>one pb&j sandwich please

The rock is properly utilized in duos. He is the most miscast person in Hollywood and the fandom around him is repulsive

This. Plebs, all of you.

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Used to love him but he shat on Trump. Fuck him

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I don't care about what he said about Trump but he went full bitch mode during the Gunn firing thing. Lost any respect I had for him

>carpark
fuck bongs
usa all the way

>went full bitch mode during the Gunn firing thing
You mean, stood up for the guy who propelled his career?

He could've done it respectfully without going all "YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW SHIT FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK THIS COMPANY CYBER NAZIS WAA TAKE ME WITH YOU TO DC GUNN"

why you so rude :'(
he was good in BR

Basado

Rock wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so try hard

except batista is a kino machine. I can't think of a single good movie that the Rock s in. He's really the epitome of everything that's wrong with modern cinema.

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Bautista is ten times the actor that ither fraud is.