Patient is a 27-year old male suffering from acute depression, lesions, bed sores and psychotic screaming episodes. Five-foot-three, no sexual history and notably little exposure to the sun - this may well be the first time he's come into contact with the outside world since he dropped out of high school. We tried contacting the mother but she told us that she doesn't have a son. Foreman, break into his apartment and see if you can learn anything.
Patient is a 27-year old male suffering from acute depression, lesions, bed sores and psychotic screaming episodes...
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Just cuz I’s be black n shit? *smacks lips*
Go chew some more yellows you salty old fuck
marathoning it again, finished season 1 last night, i had completely forgot how beautiful cameron was
the show is extremely formulaic but everytime you learn that little bit more about the characters and makes you want to keep going
very comfy too
It's auto immune disease.
>it's thing X
>are we sure it's not thing Y?
>no it's thing X let's do treatment
>treatment didnt work for thing X, it must be thing Y
>ok let's do treatment for thing Y
>oh no treatment for thing Y made patient worse!!!
>oh no what do we do
>hey I just found out that the patient didnt tell us about problem X
>omg problem X? that means it's actually thing Z
>start treatment for thing Z right now!
>omg we cured him! yay!
It’s lupus
No, it’s infection
It’s never lupus.
Do a lumbar puncture to confirm
>Wilson: I am also in this episode
its literally how regular hospital visits irl play out
Excellent
Literally lack of Vitamin D. Take 10 minutes of sun a day.
classic
>>>hey I just found out that the patient didnt tell us about problem X
lel this si the best thing. House the retard always says it is useless to see the patient and yet he finds the right cure by examining the patient 5 minutes before the end of the show
I swear, aesthetics-wise, Foreman was the one blight in the show.
"patient needs to have sex, give him 10mgs of sex"
"we can't"
"we have plenty of sex, give him some of that"
"we tried, but it vanishes in his presence"
"patient must be suffering from inceldom, ban him from social media and monitor him closely"
most egregious was that one where they were trying to figure out what was causing the problem in this 13 year old girl and one of the most common causes is pregnancy and NOBODY CHECKS UNTIL THE EPISODE IS ALMOST OVER
It was, once. It was hilarious.
>In the end, their deaths weren't caused by lupus, or auto immune disease, but by lying, just like how my relationship with Elliot was ruined. Sometimes the best cure is the truth, even if it hurts you.
No one wanted to check for pregnancy in a 13 yaer old girl.
>SOOOOOOOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
except even basic bloodwork would have shown it
it's not exactly hard to spot
Dr. Cameron, it's time
Foreman hated blacks though
another male patient under 7 feet tall, huh? new reforms will force us to euthanise him, i'm afraid.
People complain about the quality dropoff after the first 3 seasons but if they kept the exact same formula throughout, people would appreciate those first 3 seasons less
I keked
Reminder that kutner was murdered and it was covered up by the government. House knew, but Lisa (((Cuddy))) told him to stop.
He's an incel, better euthanize
This is obvious and also not a criticism
what?
This..
it's sarcoidosis paired with an undiagnosed case of lyme disease from when he was bitten by a tick at age 5.
>we tried, but it vanishes in his presence
underrated
shut the fuck up chase
Why do people hate her so much?
she got ugly feet and she fucks black guys
what happens after they all leave house alone ?
So basically a few months after the series finale?
Was it selfish for her to leave the last season due to pay issues?
>Cuddy says that she brought in House because he is the best at diagnosing and curing ailments she's ever seen
Every episode:
>House suggest treatment
>Cuddy: House, I'm not going to let you risk this patients life based on your arrogant and hypothetical assumptions
>House is always right
Every. Single. Episode.
>that episode where she starts lusting after retarded Chad and has to pretend she's above her pussy
>she isn't
She was the only one who stood up to House's bullshit and arguably won.