Doorbell goes off in your show

Your mutts are a nuisance to the entire neighborhood and make all dog owners look bad. They're the animal equivalent to Indian drivers who lean on the horn all day long. Do you idiots not have eardrums or something? Train your fucking pooch or I'm setting up an ultrasonic deterrent right outside and punishing the dog myself.

they can, but they get more out of how you react to it.

>ever owning a dog

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You're mom won't let you keep one in her basement?

mostly agree but hunting dogs are based

>tfw I pretend to like dogs so people don't think I'm a psychopath

Honestly my two parakeets were the best pets I ever owned

When my dogs are being obnoxious I will search for dogs howling on youtube, then laugh my ass off.

>>Doorbell goes off in your show
>>have to check your irl front door because you use the same fucking sound

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my dog gets super weirded out if you play puppy noises on youtube

Obviously they are disappointed with the outcome.

>>tfw I pretend to like dogs so people don't think I'm a psychopath
Are you me?

>dog sees a black

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they certainly are nowadays but I think they liked me as a child

For me, it's my cat.

that's why you soiboy like cats and hate certain dogs. My boy a staffy by the way looks at me when he hears anything and tilts his head. Only limp wristed faghots who haven't properly trained their dogs bark.

One of my mother's dogs will apparently run out the doggie door into the backyard, barking all the while, when she sees some sort of interesting animal on the TV. I guess she thinks the TV is a window to the backyard or something.

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I had an english springer spaniel and great dane that never barked but wasn't so lucky with other breeds

My dog doesn't like seeing horses on TV either. I don't know why.

Congratulations, you have beat out "Melissa Benoist has sad tits" as the gayest thing I have read today.

That's a muscular doggo.

>getting a taste before the meal
Based

There is nothing more pure than the unconditional love of a golden retriever

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it's weird how they're simultaneously derpy but also very trainable

I prefer labrador retrievers.

youtube.com/watch?v=lMzXYK4zhz0

this sums up goldens well

also this

youtube.com/watch?v=dYTSS14SFY0

I hate all dog owners

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plus they will also run themselves until their hearts explode.

Dogs are the most pleb-tier of pets. Loud, stupid, undignified, beloved by wannabe gangsters and people who need emotional support animals to buy fucking groceries.

Dog owners live in smelly houses and sit on hair-covered furniture and plan their daily routine around some stupid animal's bowel movement. It's pathetic, really.

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>I hate all dog owners

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Most dogs aren't hard to train, if you know what you're doing.

you mean you hate women

It's not like anyone was going to show up to his funeral anyways.

That's because you haven't trained him not to.

Sounds like a dog that will inevitably get shot by your nieghbor

lol imagine growing up in a home without a dog, I genuinely pity you

He'll get 70 virgins when he suicide bombs London.

>tfw have security cams and have a little screen with a feed of the front of my house on my desk so I know if anyone is approaching at all times

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That's a female Pit, they're actually quite gentle. The Pits you need to look out for are the males, especially ones that weren't neutered.

>dog was deaf for last several years of her life
>can only barely remember when we were all younger and you could knock on the wall and go "WHOSE THAT" and she'd start running around barking at the front door

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Same, my dog barked at any animal and certain people, but she never reacted to stuff on the TV even when I actively tried to draw her attention to it.

my dog brought me a baby nestling that fell out of it's nest earlier today, didn't harm it at all. I put it back in it's nest.

Dude. You're a retard. Dogs have hearing beyond your comprehension, and they can recognize what's on a TV just fine. They just have dichromatic vision, which means they only see blue and yellow - but they can recognize what's on a screen. Them not being able to is pure urban legend.

>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>fur all over clothing
>have to pick up its waste
>gives nothing back in return besides MUH AFFECTION
>BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>extra mouth to feed
omg my furbaby!!!!

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And we hate all of you muslim death cult shitheads.

>gives nothing back in return

Found the worthless coastie cityfag

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A home without a dog is just a house :^)

BRING ME THE CHILD

That's a fat ass retriever. Probably a couch potato who didn't get any training past potty training.

obvious bait here your you

Well... it's owner is a woman