YELLER BELLY HANSON! GET OUT HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!

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>what!?! dead people

checked, also me on the top left

a body?

THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT LIGHTS WENT OUT IN GEORGIA
THAT'S THE NIGHT THAT THEY HUNG AN INNOCENT MAN

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cant believe they got jon favreau :(

Can someone post the link again I can't find it on YouTube

GO AND TELL THAT LONG TONGUE LIAR

WHY DID YOU DO IT, VINCENT

DON'T LIE TO ME WE FOUND YOUR COWBOY HAT AT HER HOUSE

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I WAS A HIGHWAYMAN
ALONG THE CHAT ROOMS I DID RIDE
WITH KNIFE AND CELL PHONE BY MY SIDE
MANY A CUNNY LOST HER BAUBLES TO MY TRADE
MANY A REPORTER SHED HIS LIFEBLOOD ON MY BLADE
THE BASTARDS ENTRAPPED ME IN THE SPRING OF TWENTY-FIVE
BUT I AM STILL ALIVE

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Vince “Texas Red” Ambrosio, the lone Sheriff, swindled by the dastardly “Quick Hands” Hansen. Here he may lay, but rest assured fellow anons, the Ambrosio Tales shall live on, and our titular hero shall one day hold the sun behind him, and go gentle into a reddened, steaming desert.

Power post right here

Looks like a fighting game screen

Orbit.

A YOUNG COWBOY NAMED VINNY A. GREW RESTLESS ON THE FARM
A BOY FILLED WITH CUNNY-LUST WHO REALLY MEANT NO HARM
HE CHANGED HIS CLOTHES AND SHINED HIS BOOTS
AND COMBED HIS DARK HAIR DOWN
AND HIS MOTHER CRIED AS HE WALKED OUT
"DON'T TAKE YOUR PHONE TO TOWN SON
LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME, VINCE
DON'T TAKE YOUR PHONE TO TOWN"

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Don’t know what these threads are about, but I’m still laughing.

holy kek

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>hansen has a royal flush

kek

Who would win Big Tex or Chair bender guy??

To Catch a Predator caught a sick pedo fuck who was dressed like a cowboy.

>suddenly, Yea Forums supports pedos
What happened?

a daring synthesis

Adding on to that, he was also the worst stereotype of Yea Forums you can imagine
>fat NEET loser
>tfw no gf
>small dick
>pedophile
>hates his life and fucks everything up (he says this)

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>suddenly
>supporting this tard anyway
>not laughing at him
literally retarded

The guy below the Jurassic Park faggot literally had a gun, a camera, and duct tape in his car which he was trying to coax the girl into without stepping inside the house.

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before it became counter semites vs lefty queers Yea Forums was the battleground of anons vs pedos. a lot of the time pedos were winning.

a.uguu.se/12bmfU4rK6ks.webm

Is that the dog whisperer

The dying throes of a failed “meme”... spectacular

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>suddenly
You need to leave, electionbabby.

that bald dude on the bottom row is a fucking Mii

also checkd

fucking kek

*DONG*

Sorry Mr.Pepe but I've... I-I've been chuckling a good while at this meme now, sir...
Its rates are up.

I thought royal flush was hearts

>supports
?

kys phoneposter

He's a fucking kid. Did they really send him to prison?

GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

it can be any suit

>frogposter seething at an actual meme
pathetic

I always thought that too but I don't know where I learnt that. I did hear it from somewhere though

lol i've been shitposting on this site for nearly a decade now, this is a fucking good meme.
You just cant be a pleb and have no knowledge of westerns or country music to enjoy it.

isn't bottom right like an background extra in tv shows and movies?

A former co-worker at a grocery store I was working at got tricked by some creep catcher group, it was small town drama so everyone knew it was pretty funny, wish I had thought to save the video

I’m yah Huckleberry, say wee’in.

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LET ME TELL YOU BUDDY THERES A FASTOR GUN, COMING OVER YONDER WHEN TOMMOROW COMES

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Looks like this cunny aint big enough fer the both of us ol Hansen
These bullets in this here 6 shooter are mighty big but I reckon theyll fit inside yuh

THERE'S A MAN
GOIN ROUND
TAKIN NAMES

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He knew when to hold em
Didnt know when to fold em

>his immediate breakdown when hansen starts talking to him
so whats the verdict? genuine? my armchair psychology take says hes used to getting favorable treatment via sympathy and self criticism, probably largely from his mother. So he immediately tries to look as pathetic as possible to Hansen as an instinctual defense mechanism

Been around almost as long. Ol Vincent is already a classic. Is he the TCAP GOAT?Generic White Male has some serious competition

This is Yea Forums's best meme ever

DAMN YOU DECOY THE KID...
GETTIN ME IN A STING?!
I'LL GET YOU AND THE COWARD HANSEN TOO ONE DAY...

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They almost all do

he doesn't, thats the joke

he is the TCAP GOAT hands down. there's just too many country/western angles you can take with his situation.
he's got even more comedic value than beach guy

>he's got even more comedic value than beach guy
What? No way!

Best meme of the year. Fuck off frogposter.

>John Wayne quote

HAHAHAHAHA

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>all white
pure coincidence...

!!!

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Damn, that dude's got a grandma FUPA.

this guys butt is gigantic. how did that guy manage to penetrate it?

>true crime posting is on the rise

Well fuck me. Maybe I gotta start making more OC.

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Have sex and stop making this goddamn thread 5 times a day incel

The guy with the flannel shirt is the scariest amongst them all

YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM

Big coat for a hired gun

>You're approaching me? What, no way.

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Americans have a serious problem with receding hairline.

>Americans quoting singers and actors
The absolute state of american “culture”

Out in the west Texas town of El Pedo, I fell in love with an underage girl...

>Lolita instead of Felina
kek keep going

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DON'T KNOW THAT I WILL BUT UNTIL I CAN FIND ME
A GIRL WHO'LL STAY AND WON'T PLAY GAMES BEHIND ME
I'LL BE WHAT I AM
A SOLITARY MAN
SOLITARY MAN

If this happened in a movie, people would literally call it too stupid, contrived, and on the nose.

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>suddenly
Newcunt
>supports
He’s having the piss taken out of him

Everybody won't be diddled all the same...

Vic is such a shitty actor. Who would believe those crocodile tears he tried to pull on Chris? Really?

CAUSE THE EYES OF THE HANSEN ARE UPON YOU
ANY WRONG YOU DO, HE'S GONNA SEE
WHEN YOU SEARCH FOR CUNNY LOOK BEHIND YOU
CAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE HANSEN IS GONNA BE

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This meme is now officially transcending space and time

It's not like Americans ever had culture

God, i wish i was that based neighbour

when will Hansen release this merch he teased on his website?

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THE VIRGINS ARE ALL TRIMMING THEIR WICKS

Has there been a one predator in this show that wasn't mentally retarded but somewhat a smart person ?

youtube.com/watch?v=B04M4ldhpIE

he had child porn on his phone. he wasn't a victim. he was a piece of trash.

The guy that shot himself.

Holy shit this is top knotch kino tyvm yall come back soon for more shitpostin ya here

is it only funny because he dressed like a cowboy

They don't even question him about all that Dexter tier kill shit in his car iirc

The trial was in the morning and they drug me out of bed
Asked me how I pleaded, not guilty I said
Not guilty I said, you've got the wrong man
Nothing touched the cunny but the devil's right hand

The devil's right hand, the devil's right hand
Mama says the cunny is the devil's right hand

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>You just cant be a pleb and have no knowledge of westerns or country music to enjoy it.
i like the meme but c'mon lad
the new vegas soundtrack and johnny cash's greatest hits is hardly knowledge of country music

*bell gongs*
DEADMAN WALKING

Vincent is the very first predator I have EVER seen that doesn't have some sort of baldness or receding hairline.

It was entrapment.

I'm not some filthy redneck so I don't know any of these shitty songs lyrics.

BTFO

I think a royal flush of hearts beats other royal flushes, could be wrong though, not like it happens often enough for most people to know

nvm it's spades>hearts>diamonds>clubs

There's something strange about this show. It's not about catching truly dangerous pedos, but the gullible retarded loser pedos who buy into the bait.
Don't take this a pedo defense. Hang all diddlers.

Will he be in John Wick 4?

Sometimes a mans gotta do what a man's gotta do

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WHEN THE BAT WINGS DOORS CREAKED OPEN AND A STRANGER SAUNTERED IN
HE MOVED HIS HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE AND GLARED WITH A SUNKEN EYE
I HEARD THE SPIN OF A RUSTY SPUR AS HE SHOOK OFF THE DREARY NIGHT

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holy fuck you guys got me dying over here

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Some of the guys are really fucking dangerous though, bringing BDSM gear (one guy was into paddling young girls) not to mention knives, duct tape, et cetera. Other dudes are just genuinely retarded and it’s not even clear that they would know where to stick their penor.

nice

>And the age of this cunny numbered one and thirteen more

>One and thirteen morrreeeee...

Beach man is looking ripped

every meme gotta die sometime

Some kind of suicide squad?

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TONIGHT YOUR GONNA GO DOWN IN FLAMES
JUST LIKE JESSIE JAMES

I GOT SIXTY HUNDRED POUNDS ON MY WAISTLINE
GOT SIXTY HUNDRED POUNDS OF THE BEST
GOT AN OLD PHONE THERE THAT'LL INCRIMINATE ME
AND THEN HANSEN WILL LOCK ME UP LIKE THE REST

baldie on the bottom was funny because he never sent sexual material to the decoy, just brought weed and tried to get them to smoke

pestposting > texposting

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the guy had a sweet house and a son
thats the dream

AND HE DECIDES WHO TO FUCK AND WHO BLAME
youtu.be/ZeoibLoqrXA

why would anybody put CP on their phone? do they need it in public or something? wtf

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your cunny
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

>I like everything besides rap and country

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I still have not actually seen the actual episode of Vincent, but at this point I'm too afraid of how cringy it would be

>smart
>gets caught
?

built good

It's smart when getting caught is actually part of the plan.

unnecessary earrape

Top 10 anime crossovers

YIPPIEEOOOOOH YIPPIEAAAAAAY

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hes a lot less cringey than most the pedos, he is pretty self aware and self deprecating

there was one guy that didnt go into the house and didnt get a charge, although I imagine he got divorced and fired

Vin Ambrosio's my name, and i worked on my grandmas place
Till Hansen's policemen came, and took away my PC again
in the winter of 15 we were lonely just barelly alive
by may 10th the cunny was met and its a time i remember oh so well

>I don't think you'll be gettin' outta this one partner...

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Cunny river, take my mind
Don't let her memory torture me
Cunny river, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me

youtu.be/pL3f5dNEBdk
keep your genes in your jeans

I'm some random Aussie who is into Metal and 70's music and I know most of these lyrics.
I suspect you just have a case of terminally shit taste.

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LORD OF LIGHTING
SHIIIIIIIIFTS HIS GAZE

>all these reddit tourists ITT who don't know who Vincent is

> YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, HANSEN,
>YOU'VE GONE AND MADE A BIG MISTAKE,
>AND I CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST ENTRAP AND ARREST ME LIKE THAT
>SO TURN AROUND AND FACE THE PIPER, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
>'CAUSE YOUR END IS NOW
>THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR SHOW'S CANCELLATION DAY

> YO GONNA PAY, YO GONNA PAY
>THERE'S NO FORGIVENESS THIS TIME
>YOU GONNA PAY, YO GONNA PAY
>IT'S MY BUSINESS, THE CUNNY'S MINE.

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STOMP STOMP STOMP

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You had your last chat kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, from where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 13-year-old run of bad luck. Truth is...This game was rigged from the start

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What ending does Vincent go for in NV?

Kek

The House ending where he is second in command and gets all the cunny.

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

For my uneducated niggas.

>the idiot on the right with the stupid pineapple on his head
lol video games are so retarded

are you retarded, partner? Or just have bad eyesight?

fuckin ace

I hope you're trolling.

Wassat boy? Vincent's been picked up at the old Hansen place? Sheriff found a knife and jailbait?
>PACK ER UP BOYS WERE MOVING OUT REEEE-HAW

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Rest In Peace ol’ feller.
He was a true cunnyboy till the bitter end.

This shit is the ookiest/spookiest of all. What program/advertisement was playing in the background that included an oil-covered skull and unborn fetus? Uncanny.

American Horror Story Apocalypse

Story?

Where can I watch this one?? Youtube "To Catch A Predator Cowboy" yields no results

>To kill a man's horse is to kill a man, what for this wilderness we find ourselves in. Horsethievery be a hanging crime, double so if the creature's life is forfeit. I killed two horses today, Hansen. My own. A piebald stallion and a pinto mare. I rode them ragged hereabouts throughout the night, and yesternight as well. They keeled a mile down the road, their muzzles nought but beards of foam, their eyes pale as teacups. I rode them to their destruction. I did so to face you, Hansen. Yes, you've fooled me none. I knew Decoy the Kid was but a ruse. My quarrel is with the law, lawman. If I am to hang under its color, that color shall be red. Now ready your purse to pay the dear price of my horses, and fill your hand.

100 years he wouldn't have been a pedo, but a responsible young man taking care of a young woman so she isn't a burden on her parents

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kino

H-Hayai!

Its truly a shame that Western Civilization has fallen so low that a man simply can't court and protect a young girl like that, for shame

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So what ever happened to him? Did he never go to trial? There is no information.

oh damn he gone get killed by that royal flush
>when the captcha tells you to select all the buses but shows you a truck
>when the captcha tells you to select the crosswalk but shows you a rumble strip
>when the captcha tells you to select the stairs but shows you a shadow
fucking hell man

new version of To Catch a Predator - fat autistic 19 year old new yorker in a cowboy getup gets Chris Hansen'd for going after a 13 year old on the net. he started crying and talking about how he wanted to kill himself
the footage is gone afaik

I'm sure there's a pepe/wojak edit for you to spam

I can't offer you another home baked cookie without getting closer

>go tell that long tongue liar

>people find spamming this fat kiddy fiddling faggot everywhere funny
>Multiple threads with the same OP pic at the same time

Legit don't get it.

how is this meme so perfect?

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guy murdered his pregnant wife and two daughters so he could run off with his mistress, but the neighbor caught him disposing of the bodies on security camera, then showed him the footage as the police arrived

it's not only it's also that some random commercial on tv was playing that mirrored the tragic situation
(his wife was preggo when he offed her)

>they're entrapping me tonight

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>frogposter angry at another meme

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Genuine but it doesn't contradict your analysis.

The creepiest one imo is that smarmy smug cunt that wrote the "alibi letter" that he left in his car stating some shit like
>i am going to some random house that I believe is a sting operation and anyway I have no intention of blahblahblah
>signed and dated

I mean he was still caught and I don't think that trick helped him at all so he can't exactly be called "smart" all thins considered (never followed it up though), but it was his manner compared to the others in the old series.
No surprise, no backpeddling and sweating buckets.
Just that smug as fuck face and calm and collected answers.
Creepiest by far.

There was the knucklehead with the gelled hair that insisted that he didn't have a last name.
Again, far cry from the usual stammering, rabbit in the headlights look but smugfactor was not as high as the former guy.

The cluelss egyptian gymbro probably skipped town for cairo so I suppose that's "smart" considering he came across as such a clueless moron.

I might even wind up in connecticut
And visit a cute little miss
A sweet little someone I used to know.
And I might even stop long enough to meet Chris

>So what ever happened to him?

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was it legit fucking cp? or just some jailbait thot's instagram snaps that seems to becoming the norm these days for future roasties in waiting?
(kidz deez deys)

mmmmmm Don't wanna mess with puberty.

If it isn't Hearts, it's a Straight-Flush.

never underestimate how braindead paedos are

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>There was the knucklehead with the gelled hair that insisted that he didn't have a last name.
Didn't he literally get off with no charge because of that?

IIRC I think he did. Though I think he was done for something else like illegal parking or parking tickets or some shit unrelated to TCAP.

No it’s not dumbass. A straight is any 5 sequential cards, a flush is 5 cards of the same suit. A straight flush is both of those things and a royal flush just a straight flush containing the 5 highest cards (ace, king, queen, jack, 10). I don’t even play poker, are you all just pretending to be retarded?

Cant unsee now

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he cute

>McMichaels claims this post was a joke
Legend

Fuckin hell

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The fastest diddler in the west

dude got busted for cp on his phone and sang like a fuckin bird to the "good cop" interrogating him
I'm 90% certain he got 5-10 years

I'd guess he either didn't have a computer or the only computer he has access to is a shared one
remember, in the OG TCAP they used yahoo messenger and other desktop applications to catch these fools, but on HvP they're using whisper, kik, and other mobile apps

...

>Thadd comes out of prison
>Talks about how much he loves sucking bbc now

Uhhh bros?

He only served 3.

>His work concluded Sheriff Hansen headed west. He invested his savings in a spurious gold claim, which failed to yield anything of note; his name was last spoken in connection with a bar debt, which to this day remains outstanding.
>THE END.

God bless this fucking board

how much do you want to bet he becomes a repeat offender?

but he swered to change

people don't change

>suddenly

so did that naked guy who was caught again literally the next day

One a feller gets the hankerin' for the cunny ain't nothin' going to stand is his way. Vincent craves the forbidden fruit now, and no matter how much he says he'll change, it's all a lie. Woulda been more merciful to take him out back and put him down right then and there.

so people are the same since the day they born?

>be American
>chat to girl online in a role playing chat room
>she threatens to stop talking unless you don’t come and see her
>go to house but no girl threre instead it’s the media and police entrapping lonely men
>get arrested, put in jail and humiliated on national television
>no actual crime or victim
>fellow countrymen cheers this on
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>sends a dick pic to 12 year old

jesus christ all of you are dumb as fuck

I bet we could change him by making him into a tranny

lmao

We're talking about children here. Most states have an age of consent of 16.

Yeah he kinda feels like a libertarian

I wish people like this actually played poker

The Assassination of Vince Ambrosio by the Coward Chris Hansen

he's a southern CT kid who pretends to be a new yorker
he's a libtard

Yes, a libertarian retard

Is there a link to the video anywhere? What was his name?

Chris Watts

no, he's a democrat through and through
his dad was a fucking cop
you think they ever vote anything but D?

>there are legit zoomzooms who avoid any media past 2010 and have no clue who johnny cash is, or basic spaghetti westerns.
the good, the bad, and the cunny makes no sense to them.

kino

I'm watching the police interview now
anything I should get excited about?

Howdy Tex!

I know plenty who vote Red. Stop seething and laugh at Texas Ped

naw, they're all union stooges who would like nothing more than to vote in dems who raise state employee salaries

To the town of California Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Autistic to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a cunny in his tummy,
Cunny in his Tummy
It was early in the morning when he rode into the station
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an irrelevant tv star loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with cunny in his tummy ,
cunny in his tummy
In this town there lived an outlaw
By the name of Chris Handsome
Many men got lured
And that many men dropped the soap
He was vicious and a catcher
Though old of 40
And the notches on his pistol
Numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more"

I JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHIN TO EAT

Still can't believe this guy got caught with CP on his phone, such trash. Hope he got fucked good in prison.

I like to think he's out there somewhere, getting no cunny and no cameras or Chris Hansen in sight, the ways were.

I just watched the interview. It wasn't even that it was on his phone - the idiot had it saved in fucking dropbox, and the dropbox link was saved in a note on his phone

Crossover when?

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Imagine coming home after a long day of work. You open the door and spot an unfamiliar pair of cowboy boots by the door. Your heart starts to sink, whose boots are these? Did someone break in?
As you walk through the living room two things catch your eye. Your 12 year old daughter is naked on the couch, crying. Then you see pic related
Throwing on his duster about to hit the old dusty trail. You have no idea what happened but your brain is quickly putting the pieces together. He hasn't noticed you yet. What do you do, Yea Forums?

*Teleports behind you*

These threads are the best thing on here

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...

the funny part is she's the same age as him

Ask Yea Forums for advice

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kek

i just watched the interview again its really weird how they just switch their style randomly. like 30 mins in the guy basically says they knew he did because they found blood then it just carries on and they both act like hes innocent.

guessing its some sort of interview tactic

This flew over my head, anybody care to provide context?

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There would be no eulogies for Big Tex.

iirc some guy killed a girl and was interviewed on the local news about it
then he mentioned something about her body which either wasn't known or wasn't public knowledge and immediately gave himself away as the one who killed her

you showed up late to the show is what happened
>suddenly

Oh shit, right
Thanks user

Fucking kek someone post the one where the chair recliner guy is horizontal with the ground

>Word is our boy vincent is lying low, waiting in a safehouse for all this to blow over. Not the first cunny deal to go wrong, won't be the last neither.But it was his first job, he thought he'd get at least a stash of cunny he could put away before the lawmen came down on him.
>Next thing he knows, some varmints over on the ole Yea Forums have made him a figure of ridicule, now old wounds are reopened. It had been a rough 4 years for this young cowpoke, now it seems like his troubles have just begun. He has notoriety, but no respect. Exiled and unarmed, this cowboy has to decide, to hide away forever, or ride once again, for one last cunny.

>DESPERADO, WHY DONT YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES

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From a town known as Wappinger Falls, New York
Rode a boy with a six-gun in his hand
And his daring life of crime
Made him a legend in his time
East and west of the Rio Grande

Well, he started with a decoy in Fairfield
In the pocket of his jeans, a knife he hid
And his age and his size
Took the cunny by surprise
And the word spread of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, and he never had a home
But the Journo and the Decoy knew his name

Well, he diddled his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down
And it served his legend well
For the folks they loved to tell
About when Vinny the Kid came to town

Well, one cold day a Journo captured Vinny
And the judge said, "String him up for what he did."
And the parents and their kin
Like the sea came pouring in
To watch the hanging of Vinny the Kid

Well, he always traveled heavy; yes he always rode alone
And he soon put many older pervs to shame
And he never had a sweetheart, but he finally found a home
Underneath the Yea Forums threads that bear his name

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That's beautiful partner

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look up stephen mcdaniel

Okay, serious question, what kinda food does Golden Corral serve?

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goldencorral.com/nutrition/
>Anythang you want, pardner.

Saved.. Thank you for making this.

I'M FAAAAAAT *SADFACE*

:(

>i had a father who was overweight. i get it.
what did hansen mean by this?

FAT CONFIRMED FOR GENETIC THING

delicious

He didn't get it

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Kek

Please be kino oc

>i dont want this whiskey
>im just on my way to the gold rush!

reckon one never truly lives until he has tasted the sweet innocent nectar of a cųnny

BIG IRON

get outta here frog boi

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>El Pedo

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its a meme you dip

Not only this, but he dumped some of the bodies in an oil tank. The skull is literally covered in black goo/oil

Saving this one.

big iron

HANSEN
I'M CALLIN YOU OUT
YOU GOT THREE MINUTES TO SHOW YOURSELF OR DECOY THE KID GETS IT

This is actually quite good.

>a Journo
*Chris Hansen

It was the newscaster that brought up the body being found and he freaked out because he was certain he chopped up the body and hid it in several different bags.
If you watch the interview it's clear he's a retard. It's just one of those standard street interviews where the reporter just needs some footage of people saying 30 seconds of "I'm shocked that this could happen here" "I'll miss her", but he keeps talking.

WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S AN OLD PLOW BOY OUT TURNING UP DIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
THERE’S A PREACHER MAN IN A COWBOY SHIRT
WHERE I COME FROM
WHERE A COUPLE BOYS FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT
NO, NOBODY’S GONNA CALL THE COPS
WHERE I COME FROM

THATS WHY THEY CALL IT *DUN DUN DUN*
BAD CU UH UNNY, AND I CANNOT DENY!
BAD CU UH UNNY, 'TIL THE DAY I DIEEEE!

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He has a royal flush IN SPADES dumbass.

LIVING MY LIFE AS A CARTOON
DIFFERENT GIRL EVERY NIGHT IN THE CHATROOM
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY PENIS IN...THREE DAMN YEARS

he uploads videos of himself fucking tenga eggs to pornhub now and all the comments are
>McMichaels claims this video was a joke

what was the dude's name

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source?

fucking lol

checked

for one final job

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I think about this very often. I'm not cut out for the bizarre engineering and competition of the modern dating world. I think I would have been happier born one or two hundred years ago. Also mid teens a cute

10/10

>supporting
its a meme you dumbshit, we're laughing AT him

WELL I ATE A MAN IN RENO

8/8

Where’s beach guy?

based and mccarthypilled

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i literally asked for the the other night thank GOD someone came through for me

The bait people don't say anything remotely sexual or flirty to the dudes, they only reply to them.

Best thread on the whole fucking site right now.

When I hear the rain a-comin' down
It makes me sad and blue
Was on a rainy night like this
That Cunny said we were through
I told her how I loved her and
I begged her not to go
But Chris Hansen had changed her mind
So I said goodbye to Cunny
Alone within my cell tonight
My heart is filled with fear
The only sound within the room
Is the falling of each tear

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Where's my cunny?!

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100% Pure Cunny Strikes, I'll see you in Wrestler's Court.

>one of the most popular tv programs at the time was playing on the tv
eh

a full on doctor was caught in an early season. there's plenty of "normal" professionals but the freaks make better tv

10/10

>THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE CUNNY
>A FISTFUL OF CUNNY
>A FEW PEDOS MORE