Think about it, instead of finding new young actors, we stick with the same handsome, fit actor Tom Holland. We make an endless amount of them for different rolls. They can take turns as Spider-Man, but also branch out to other projects, such as playing the role of important characters in other franchises, like the DCEU, Star Wars, and Transformers. He’s a perfect pit for the eye candy of each movie! They could even split into new genres, like romance. Imagine two restless Tom Hollands form a budding relationship leading to a beautiful wedding. In fact, then Toms could even get into porn if they wanted! Imagine that Tom and Tom action. Even beyond movies, the Toms would be so entertaining to watch themselves. A life in the Tom Holland dreamhouse where all the twinky clones live, sometimes walking around in their underwear, having drama over what Toms are sleeping with whom. Them appearing together on talk shows would also be fun, with their witty banter and joking. All those goofs bouncing their quirky energy and “accidentally” giving away spoilers seems so great. Forget all the other loser actors, we just need Tom Holland. I’m thinking we start with 15 Toms at first, and build up from there?
Wouldn’t it be great if we could clone Tom Holland
No matter how much you want it, you will never have your own Tom Holland sucking on you like a vacuum cleaner sucking out dust bunnies
>different rolls
not even that cute
Why did Disney think it was a good idea to make Spider-Man a faggot? I mean he fucks multiple super models throughout his career
A Tom that has all of Tom’s memories and is (presumably) hetero but unlike the original Tom he has female genitalia.
All secondary sexual characteristics are, of course, male.
I never said I wanted him to suck my dick. He will suck his own dick. And it wouldn’t be gay, cuz he ain’t gay, because it’s just himself. So what if he’s a bit of a narcissist, it’s a cute quirk. Dating himself wouldn’t be gay either, it would just be like close buddies who like to cuddle and help each other masturbate.
Good idea. The porn Toms can be rented for people to use for their own purposes. There can also be Toms made to be visited by the populace. And popcorn that turns you into Tom Holland for the day. It can be like a Tom holland theme park.
Imagine a house full of this dude, all across the media. At first, the Toms not use to porn would probably be embarrassed seeing their half naked doppelgangers across tv screens, but they would get used to it when Toms become 10% of male actors in Hollywood. (Also, Toms probably wear boxer briefs more often than boxers)
Tom Holland and Harley Keener Ty Simpkins are so handsome.
If he sucks and fucks his clone, that isn't gay, right? It'd just be masturbation.
Exactly. It’s just a very handsome guy having fun with himself and/or himselves (in case the Toms are in an orgy mood).
Imagine if you could clone enough Toms to form a small standing arming, that many capable soldiers with the flexibility and athleticism of a Tom Holland would be quite the force. Tom shows a tremendous amount of willingness to comply and make others happy, I believe he’d make the perfect soldier. Don’t even give them helmets or masks tho, no one would dare want to hurt them! He’s just too adorable. Imagine Tom hold you at gunpoint sheepishly requesting your papers with some stuttering, I would totally allow him to arrest me rather than plant a small concealed knife into his stomach to evade the daily mandatory Lobster search at the Kinoplex. Imagine trying to hide from him under the floorboards for not participating in a sneed thread for more than 24hrs, you simply couldn’t resist the urge to want to talk to him. Imagine convincing one of them to break their programming and save you from The House of Mouse Incarnation Complex, and he sacrifices his life to save yours from the Tom army stationed there. Just imagine...
This would be cute as well. Them being shy and working in all facets of society would be a step towards world peace.
I’d think I’d rather have 2 Nicholas Hoult’s.
Amazing 10/10
That’s a good choice as well! Though why only 2? Let’s clone a bunch of him as well. He can be Holland’s superior in films.
Any white twink in Hollywood would be a good idea t b h (such as pic related).
This nigga hit the wall a long time ago
Tom Holland even says he wants to do the Clone Saga. What better way to do so then actually clone Tom?
...and he fucks a guy that just happens to look a bit like him and is British, clearly that isn't gay either. Clearly he is just having fun with this flat mate, mate. It ain't gay.
Look at this dork. He probably just finished filming for the day with another Tom for their rom com they’ve been working on. The Tom holding the camera, wearing an identical outfit, is laughing as the other Tom blushes. Tom pounces Tom, and they start cuddle-wrestling in the grass. They decide to move inside for a lovely session of watching other Tom porn, being embarrassed but also turned on.
Yes exactly
He was cute in Mad Max, and that’s it in reference to his new stuff
Forgot pic
I wish there were more edits. I guess i should feel lucky there is at least 1 piece of media either Tom clones
Is this the gay thread?
Yes, it can be. And if people don’t start posting their thoughts on Tom Holland World, I will start roleplaying as Tom and his clones.
>I will start roleplaying as Tom and his clones
Go ahead, sounds interesting.
Hey chaps! Tom here, straight from Holland Manor.
I was browsing my favorite Vietnamese Gymnastics board Yea Forums and saw this thread about the handsomest man alive, and just had to join.
I’m currently in bed with my buds Tom and Tom, who are fast asleep after a long day of... fun.
I’m bored and not tired, so ask me anything you blokes!
Hey Tom! It’s Tom, from the next room over. Just popping in to say you look very dashing in your bare chest. I hope we can hang tomorrow, so I can feel them for myself. Nighty night handsome. Oh, and Tom says he loves you.
This is some next-level autism
is this entire thread just one faggot talking to himself? what the fuck
Technically he's talking to his clone.
>This is some next-level autism
I'm sure there's been worse on Yea Forums. There's definitely been worse on Yea Forums.
As CGI becomes better, they'll do this eventually. Just have five actors that they keep reusing over and over again so they never have to pay salaries.
Hey I only just got here. And there are 16 posters. Don’t get in a paddy.
Thanks Tom! Love you guys too!
Forgot my selfie :(
I LOVE YOU TOM HOLLAND
I'd love to kick Tom Holland in the testicles. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his groin, send that little faggot staggering backwards through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own vomit, his scrotum a mangled mess of blood and pulp barely attached to the rest of his groin, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, squashing his balls like a overripe grapes and finally ending his pathetic lineage.
Thanks, I love me too.
Rude, but also there are Toms made for that, if you want one.
he's only actually been in one good movie... why are you so obsessed?
>you will never have 15 Yaoi Bois to recommend you quality light pornography