Hey, Brad, check it out, I got some solid fuckin' dubs in the mail, no turret though

Hey, Brad, check it out, I got some solid fuckin' dubs in the mail, no turret though.

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5

Fuck off Ray

Shut the fuck up, Ray.

Ray's amped up on those military stims again

>I'm rolling dubs like a motherfucker, Brad!

Don't worry my brother, just live life by the Tao and the dubs will come.

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check em

So if we don't shoot dogs in the Marine Corps, can I shoot that 7?

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Godfather hiiself says the dubs gots to go now.

Be advised, Meesh took the fucking dubs as payment from the locals again. LT's ass is gonna get chapped, guys.

Dubs are on their way. I am assured of this.

LT's dubs are the only thing I have absolute faith in.

Ripped Fuel motherfucker!

BOYS WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY ITS A SLAUGHTER HOUSE
I'M DENYING THE ENEMY THESE DUBS

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No dubs. We got uppers though.

YA'LL LOOKIN LIKE A BUNCH OF ELVIS'S HANDLIN YER DIGITS. THEM DUBS BELONGS TO GODFATHER AND IF I CATCH ANY ONE OF YOU GETTIN TRIPS I'M GONNA NJP YER ASS

*turrent

YA'LL GETTING SINGLES LIKE A BUNCHA ELVISES
UPHOLD THE GETTING STANDARD

Gen Kill & Rome threads are the best fucking things that ever happened to Yea Forums

There will be no dubs until you POLEEEEEESE THAT MOOOOOSTASH

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But Smaj, battalion higher has made dubs mandatory for all RTOs.

Hitman 2 Actual, this is 2-2. We have two footmobiles on our three o'clock, roughly 700 meters out. They appear to be armed with singles, how copy?

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You want dubs? Join the Army. Marines make do.

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Solid copy. Interrogative, aren't you 2-1?

I'm laying down dubs, gunny, you pickin' 'em up?

LET'S GO GET US SOME DUBS

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Engage with extreme prejudice

It's not gay to think Rudy's hot

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Hey reporter! If you get dubs as the tank rolls by, it feels really fuckin great

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RAY, STOP THE VEHICLE.

HAVE THEY GOT OPTICS ON US?

NO DUBS IN THIS THREAD IS A DEESGRACE!

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If dubs, Generation Kill is remade with an all female cast. If trips, all tranny.

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fuckin' Trombley

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If morale gets too low I'll stir them up real good with the checkin standard.

I was dodging dubs evasively.

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Dogs in Iraq are not like dogs anywhere else. They are rabid, they are vicious, and they are set out to violently hurt you if not kill you.

I love dogs, but we had to shoot a decent amount of them.

army is gay

Not bad for an asshole.

>I'm gonna check these dubs right now
>Sir those digits don't repeat. That's off by one for checking
>Off by one?

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MORE LIKE TROMBLEY?!?!

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Check these 8s

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derka derka

WHOPPER JR WHOPPER JR

SIR EVEN THE MOST RATFUCKED user KNOWS REPEATING DIGITS

>THERE’S A MAN
>GOIN’ ROUND
>GETTIN’ DUBS

two away from an extreme get

If dubs JLO is confirmed dead

You know what's even more fucked up? Trombley made only two posts, maybe seven minutes apart.

I mean, the board's moving at a hundred and fifty posts a minute, his target's a one in ten chance, and he hits exactly the digits he's looking for?

I mean fuck, man. The boy is a cold on dead eye killer.

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dubs

You asking me to speak frankly sir?

>Yes!

>It's just that you can't get dubs sir

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Pappy, Reyes, get the M40 and punch out to that shitpost.

Hitman, this is Hitman 2. Be advised, enemy footmobiles to our East, have optics on us and appear to be armed with a Bateman image, how copy?

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we almost had a hadji get

Engage with extreme prejudice

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Gentlemen, we just seized dubs.

That was pretty fucking ninja.

still the only dubs in this entire thread

It's a terrible feeling, to be the man sending other people to get singles. Terrible feeling. But something else I'm struggling with... is the excitement I felt. Getting dubs. That's something I just didn't anticipate about shitposting.

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What's a Tumbler?

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Solid copy.

Hitman 2-2 Echo 5 Romeo, this is Hitman 2; you are approved to engage.

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checked

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Roger that.

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this guy is always in kino

Corporal, stow this next to my seat. Better be prepared, never know when you might need dubs

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Why the fuck am I standing here looking at a fucking thread that don't have my shitposters getting dubs?

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The LT is all... "Meesh, I just shit my panties, please tell the nice man that if we don't see some dubs, the other officers will laugh at me and I'll look very stupid."

Fuckin' Reddit pussy.

ARE YOO TELLIN ME THIS HERE BURGER KING SUMBITCH IS THE ONLY ONE GETTIN DUBS IN THIS OUTFIT!?

can I check em?
>yes you can
can I check em?
>yes you can
can I check em?
>yes you can
can I check em?
>yes you can

forgot pic

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>can I... check em?

...

Godfather wants to take a more checking posture. For what?
He wants me to send my anons into this.
For what?

Look, I didn’t mean to get dubs, alright? I’m sure I shot singles.

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best character

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I'm not checking, I make posts that are digit-conscious.

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fuckin ensingles man

Literally Giga-Chad god damn

I mean, what would our Iraqi Bretheren want with a humvee full of doubles anyway? It just doesn't make any sense.

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fuck dubs

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Well, we all got jobs to do. Sergeant Major Sixta's job is to get dubs... and he excels at that position.

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>FOLLOW MY DOUBLES

You're requesting that I send this wounded civilian dubs? Problem: Our tactical situation is extremely precarious here.
These are the most northern most dub positions and we're 30 clicks north of them. We're far behind repeating digit lines.

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You know, the Iraqis don't really seem good at getting dubs, but then they never really stop checking them either.

Put down that fucking milkshake and get some fucking doubles.

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I know this looks like some reddit shit we’re doin’, but we’ll be the ones getting dubs, not the bad guys.

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Sir we were having problems getting the shitposts refueled

Fucking LT

>still the only dubs in my outfit
apologize

I WARN YOU AGAIN, WE WILL DESTROY YOUR THREAD, NOT ONLY IF YOU GET DUBS, BUT IF YOU ARE HARBORING ANY ENEMY TRIPS

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"Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dubs of war..."

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We need to be more like Trombley

Gentlemen, we will secure those dubs. Godfather commands it.

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91 posts dropped and we all got singles. We got one dubs though. Guess that sort of goes in the win column, right?

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These men can't check.

>Delta

Great, the fucking reservists have joined the thread.

Hey Brad, you know the screencap of Rolling Stone's dubs, right?

Shiiiit-postin stan-dard! By first light tamorrey, I expects all y'all to be gettin dubs...There's lots can go wrong out here. Lack of sauce. Reddit spacing. Discord tranny posts. But the one thing these mens can counts on is dubs. I believe it always ought to be there for 'em.

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AND YOU'RE STILL STANDING HERE WITH YOUR FOOT IN YOUR DUBS. NO, CHECK THAT, NOT YOUR DUBS, MY DUBS.

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Dude, they don't got any dubs. They were pulling shitposting duty just to have a chance at checking some. But they're here now, Brad, and they're posting with you.

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I believe it's safe to say we're all very acquainted with her, Ray.

"There's dubs in the threads."

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It's lack of dubs that fucks threads up. Lack of dubs is the root fucking cause of all global instability. If more anons were getting quality dubs, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and fuck 'em up like this! Cause a dub-gettin' user is a happy user.

What if Rumsfeld disabled dubs in 03?

Is generation kill worth watching?

Shit yea white devil

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How's it feel, motherfucker? How's it feel to get fuckin' dubs?

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CAUSE I'M JUST A DOU-BLES DIRT-BAG
CAUSE I'M JUST A DOU-BLES DIRT-BAG
CHECK OUT SOME TRI-PLES BABY
WITH MMMMEEEEEEEEEE

GODDAMN BAPTISTA, HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE LIKE IT IF I WENT ON /INT/ AND ONLY GOT SINGLES!?

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Absolutely.
>dubs

You pimped those dubs out, Ray...

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Gentlemen, I have ended my dry spell

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Naw, naw, naw, Brad. You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical? With a singing raccoon? I mean, think about it, Dog. The real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt Indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the Indian princess silly. Would the white man make a story about Auschwitz, where the inmate falls in love with the guard and they go off singing love songs with dancing swastikas?

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22 days, 22 days it took to invade a country. Gotta give the white man his dubs.

Poke, what the fuck are you? You talk like you're from twitter, your friends are from reddit, your wife's from tumblr, and now you throw in with the 9gag army.

Do you just shitpost with whoever's "cool"?

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They are some dirty, dirty digits, aren't they Brad?

MOMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE SINGLERS

GROOOOOOMIIING STAENDARDS

Next time, post in a straight line. You'll live longer.

>Won't get dubs
Screwby.

NO COUNTRY MUSIC

shut up wigger

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Chef Boyardub! The master...

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You fucking hick, you can't even get dubs right.

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Next time, run in a straight line. You'll get dubs faster.

>Dogs in Iraq are not like dogs anywhere else.
They sound just like the dogs in Afghanistan actually

Yeah no shit, it's 'cuz he's a psycho.
...At least he's OUR psycho.

There's layers of dubs that most people don't even know about. You should quote me on that!

Semper Bateman, always checking.

I get dubs!

You can share the dubs with Trombley.

Definitely looks like dubs

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You know what happens when you leave the Marine Corps? You get your dubs back.

ah, shit. i'm a fuckin' POG.

Hey Afghan Bro.

OIF 06-07 myself

Dude, check out this guy casevacing singles.

is it even possible to have someone as retarded as him giving orders in a military

As a pilot, this series made me glad I didn't enlist in the marine like my father wanted me to. What a cluster fuck.

Not only possible, but likely.

Generation Kill threads are so comfy
Why are military shows/movies so comfy?

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Most smart people with degrees do not join the military. So who becomes an officer? Captain America.

>The LT's really freaking. He needs us to find some trips.

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>we've covered 3 threads. we've got dubs. repeat. we've got dubs.

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There are no dubs in this thread time to cut your loses

THE FROG POSTERS.... IS WATCHIN
THE SNEED POSTERS.... IS WATCHIN
BUT MORE IMPORTANT.......THE JANNIES.....IS WATCHIN
MAKE NO MISTAKE.....

THERE
WILL
BE
NO
DIGITS

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Sergeant Major, what about those digits you have sir?

Bro and the Haji's all "Hub Dubba, dubba dee dubba"

Which one of you motherfuckers brought Charms into this thread? That's bad luck!

Why are people in the army stupid as a doorknob?

You mocking the digits standard, Stafford?

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>tfw Brad never got his Recon Mission
He just wanted to do his actual job

>when those 4 guys made their own recon mission and showed their skills getting into that building and wrecking it
showed how dumb it was to put them in Humvee's with those skills

And it's one, two, three
What we're posting for
Don't ask me I don't get a dub
Next stop is check'em all

What about the vehicle born fast recon on the airfield huh?

tainted dubs
ooooooohohoh
tainted dubs
oooooooohohoh
don't cheeek me please i cannot stand the way you
teeeaase

Im calling in a trips mission, at papa quebec 059-098-03, 8 degrees.....200 meters

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That is a cunt hair over 200 posts, sir. That's Danger Close.

3 words gentlemen, DUBS DUBS DUBS

This, and it's not even close

We could have eaten those dubs.

Nah sir, it's Screwby.

You should have rode into Iraq with dubs, Brad. It woulda fuckin' rocked.

Kek nt

I have no sitrep on the status of JLO at this time.

Is this the ultimate boomer show?

10/10

I still haven't watched the last two episodes. Should I do that this weekend?

Never check burning dubs.

Nah, it actually pissed a lot of boomers off because the marines shoot the shit about random, vulgar stuff instead of being clean cut and exemplary american heroes

actual boomers, no they fucking hate it because they were brainwashed by 60's & 70's WW2 movies.
Yea Forums boomers yes.

based

imagine the absolute beating she took. went home looking like pulled pork.

Fuckin captain America

TROMBLEY??????!!!??

Hitman, this is 2-1, who the FUCK is checking these?

those dogs were worth more than you'll ever be, invader

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Man, I hate those filthy Hadji fucks.

>"A Magical Adventure from the makers of Pocahontas"
>Pocahontas is from 1995
>"©1989 Walt Disney Company"

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