Hyped to shit by the studio in a desperate attempt to stay relevant

>Hyped to shit by the studio in a desperate attempt to stay relevant
>Cringey as fuck promotion
>Maybe one good performance in the whole film
>One of the most generic and bland antagonists ever created
>Main character is a total dumbass
>Incredibly lazy and unfunny “comedy”
>Nonsensical plot
>Terrible CGI
>Forgettable and generic action scenes and music
>Critics clearly bought off to give it good reviews
>Yet people in this board constantly shill for it

Seriously Yea Forums, why is Shazam! so terrible? Pic unrelated

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>Shazam and captain marvel are equally shit
Pottery

baiting retard

Still made more money than the best DC film.

Don't be making fun of Disney movies or the mouse will find you

Heh the pic made me think you were talking about Captain Marvel nice one OP

Good thing I’m not

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>hating the most powerful Avenger

have sex

But I Love her.

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Ah the old reddit switcharoor

>>Hyped to shit by the studio in a desperate attempt to stay relevant

Somehow made $1,000,000,000 dollars in ticket sales anyway. The power of Brie Larson.

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**** ***

Power and beauty

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Fuckin' A, Bubba.

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She's average to below above average in beauty. Hotter girls walking around my shithole flyover town.

how can anyone look so old at 30 yo ?
also did all that money at least avail her to get rid of the feet fungus?

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None of the avengers have any power. They’re a bunch of stuntmen standing in for actors portraying hokey characters in a children’s story.

Comic books are for 8yo’s and American manchildren.

>Hyped to shit by the studio in a desperate attempt to stay relevant
*the studio makes 2.7B*

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Based
Cringe, she’s gorgeous

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I dont give a shit what you faggots say, brie is very cute and i bet after getting a quick sippy she turns into a true woman and gives no shit about gender roles

Of course she's beautiful she's French. Brianne Desaulniers.

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This

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I would love to sip with her.

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I would love to do anything with her. She’s so perfect

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>She’s so perfect
I know, right?

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>Comic books are for 8yo’s and American manchildren.
They were created by jewish authors who all share the victimhood complex, and the superheroes are the modern "golems" who are there to rescue the weak from the strong (aka them from us).

I love her so much bros. She's so pretty

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Its funny reading posts by incels munching tendies saying how awful brie is, when she's done numerous movies, won an academy award and transitioned smoothly to sci-fi capeshit and made a billion buckaroonies for Marvel.

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She's a great actress and really cute. Retards only hate her because of muh feminism

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Real men aren't worried about feminism. Feminists aren't threatened by real men either, because they know he has a capacity to love.

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True, literally only neckbeards fear feminism

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Brie is a QT 3.14

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Based brie poster working all the incels up into a frenzy

Oh I love that photo, can I keep it???

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>won an academy award
she cant act for shit, she literally has 1 single expression

Of course fellow Brie fan

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this thread is incel central

get a gf (a real one)
bunch of obsessed creeps

I have a best Brie Sips album, once I get it organized I will post it sometime.

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suicide is the only crime you can 100% get away with

Says the person who obsesses over Alita shit angel, fuck off

Can't wait

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Hear Hear. They don't care about the real actor, they're busy jerking off to an anime copy of her.

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>Says the person who obsesses over Alita shit angel

who? what a schizo
poor brie she doesnt deserve this mentaly ill fanbase

>this delusional

Studios buying critics doesn't actually happen.

DAILY REMINDER BRIE SUCKED NIGGR DICK

>whiteknighting a literal mudshark :-)

NO ITS MORE SUBTLE THAN A CHECK

>TO: FAGGOT CRITIC
>FOR: SHILLING

HAS TO DO WITH ACCESS AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS

Yet you think she deserves this?

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This thread proves that Yea Forums is retard

Holy shit

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SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE BROUGHT ON HERSELF BY HER OWN DECISION TO BE HOLLYWOOD SJW #1

EVERYONE HATES HER EVEN PROFESSIONAL ACTORS WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO TOLERATE HER BUT JUST FUCKING CANT LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=CL6oKGGs1cg

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This

Stupid fuck probably believes elections are fair and honest too

I really dont know why she was even there. The cunt was in Endgame for 10 minutes. Said less than 50 words. Contributed nothing that the hulk would've did if they didn't neuter him

>t.

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Jeremy Renner is like that in all interviews that don't involve Paul Rudd you fucking idiot

YEAH NO, FUCKING FAGGOT

GO WATCH ANY OF HIS INTERVIEWS WITH OLSEN, AKA NOT A DERANGED SJW ACTIVIST

THEYRE PRACTICALLY FUCKING ON CAMERA

NOW SHUTUPPA YOU FACE YOU CANT WIN AGAINST FACTS BRIEIDF :^)

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Maybe stop being a lonely incel cringelord

MAYBE FUCKOFF RETARD

WANNA LOSE AGAIN LMAO

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>Maybe stop being a lonely incel cringelord
t. roastie´s whiteknight

wew

obsessed, have sex sweetie

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Felt like a phase 1 movie.
It just didn't fit in the MCU timeline, especially right in between IW and Endgame.

You lying piece of shit. Look at his videos. I bet you haven't shill

Here we go. Now we are down to the meat of the whole thing. Another shill cuck that wants to spam threads with his Brietard bullshit. Shes never gonna let you sniff her panties let alone look at her. You fucking simp

>Here we go. Now we are down to the meat of the whole thing. Another shill cuck that wants to spam threads with his Brietard bullshit. Shes never gonna let you sniff her panties let alone look at her. You fucking simp

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>obsessed
LMAO FROM THE BRIESPAMMER

HOLY YIKE AND CRINGEOLA :^)

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Its like Skyler White irl

brie larpers are so obvious and easily baited isnt funny (maybe a little lol)

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I think you've got it backwards user, just look at the seething Brie haters in this thread who get triggered by pics of her

>spotted the tourist

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>spotted the tourist

>proving him right

nu/tv/ ladies and gentlemen

you just proved him right for falling for that obvious of bait

>n-n-no you!

you just cant let it go kid
keep those (you)s coming incel

STOP POSTING HER SIPPING THINGS YOU ASSHOLE I'M STARTING TO LIKE HER

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have sex

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SHE IS INEVITABLE

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Rent free

INEVITABLY HATED BY LITERALLY ANYONE WHO WATCHES AN INTERVIEW WITH HER LMAO

DISNEY BETTER REV UP THAT DAMAGE CONTROL, SHE'S THE LEAD OF MCU PHASE 4
OH NO! :^)

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>some nobody on YouTube doesn’t like her
Oh no, how will she ever recover from this? You sure owned her

>Guy in comment section gets angry over a fucking video
What the FUCK is his problem??

Good lord she is obnoxious and desperate.

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In your head, there's plenty of space. Nothing in between in the ears. So much real estate.

NICE RESPONSE TIME DISCORD

REALLY ON POINT FAGGOTS LMAO

GO AHEAD
WATCH HER WIRED INTERVIEW, SEE HOW YOU LIKE HER :^)

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She is CUTE and TALENTED

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I did watch it, still like her

YOU MEAN A WACKO BRIESPAMMER IS BEING DISHONEST?

OH GOOD TO KNOW, LMAO

IS IT WORSE IF DISNEY PAYS YOU OR IF YOU DO IT FOR FREE, THATS THE REAL QUESTION OF THE DAY :^)

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YAAAAAAS
SIP QUEEN

Fuck off you mentally ill incel

Keep crusading, faggot

STAY MAD BRIESHILL :^)

HERES KINDOF A MEAN PIC, NOT REALLY MY STYLE
I ONLY SAVED IT CUS IT WAS MODERATE EFFORT OC

YOU KEEP ASKING FOR IT THOUGH LMAO

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TRAUMATIZED
and
SEETHING

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You will love Unicorn Store.

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