Just got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer

Checked

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>stage 4
OH NONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN ONCOLOGY
I HAVE TO USE A CATHETER WHEN I PEE
IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE STAGE FOUR
YOUR COUNTRY BETTER HAVE HEALTHCARE GALORE
GET SCREENED BY YOUR DOCTOR AND HOSPITALIZED
HOPE IT DOESN'T METASTASIZE

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Prove it.

Checked. At least you got dubs.

>just got diagnosed with stage 4 SNEED

stage 4 bro

Cancer is a myth created by the Jews to get people to get medical care that deteriorates their health till eventually they die

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^this

Or maybe you'll live. You need cannibis oil, AKA Simpson oil, heavy doses. Seek it out and live.

Sneed's Feed & Seed Formerly Chuck's

Yeah I got that, where is the cancer? Lungs? Stomach?

I hope it's the soihorror jumpscare faggot.

we warned you,cape-shitter.

Sucks dude, where is it?

idk, it's just stage 4. Thats all they said

You should kill a bunch of degenerates

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Probably brain cancer this nigga stupid as fuck

Good riddance, one less homophobe!

If you havent done so yet now is the time to experiment with as many drugs as possible. Start with acid and mushrooms then work your way up to heroin.

Odd they wouldn't tell you...

Ask Death if he can take you to Equestria, if he says no then make sure you cause me to have an accident so I can die already kthxbai

/rbmk/ because it's core was exposed

Faggot.

yeah, he just grabbed my dick and said it was stage 4

Fuck that. Just go straight to the gear. I did.

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kek

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ok bro, i will tell him for you

>idk, it's just stage 4. Thats all they said
Bullshit. They don't just tell people:"You have stage 4"

Faggot.

Cancer is not real. Think of it as a metaphor

A man who knows his days are numbered is a dangerous man indeed. Use this as a source of courage and power, say nigger irl without any fear

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gays btfo. thanks bigger satan

write a manifesto about the truth of disney and why it SEC should get on top of them. Then snackbar yourself in the land of mouse or at their studios.

You're not a doctor.

Sorry, OP. Hang in there.

thanks man, i will

Here lies OP,he shitposted so hard that he got cancer

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>t. The onion

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They just don't tell someone that they have "stage 4" they tell them that they have stage 4 liver cancer or something, user.

Just fast, bro. Let autophagy take care of it.

fake and gay faggot
I Hope you get a real one soon in time

Jealous desu

What if you have stage 0 cancer, the doctor can't just tell you that you have stage 0 pancreatic cancer specifically, it's all stage 0.

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How does one even get this stuff? I don't have a dealer since I live in a weed legal state. I want to have a guide with me for it.

he didn't fly so good! who wants to try next?

good luck user, I hope it's possible to shitpost in the afterlife

if you browse this place all day would you even notice if you went to hell

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what is stage 4 capeshit posting? and how do you get diagnosed with it?