Alright lads The Thing is in here with us. The only way to prove you are human is to show your singles. Show them now.
Alright lads The Thing is in here with us. The only way to prove you are human is to show your singles. Show them now
Andrew Hughes
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Camden Moore
Joseph Nguyen
I-I've been single my entire life Mac I promise
Ian Lopez
Totally human here.
Wyatt Howard
thats nonsense i dont have to prove anthing to you
Carson Johnson
anyone seen my helmet?
Noah Smith
Are you saying a human couldn't produce dubs?
Jordan Sullivan
John Wilson
Do I look like some kind of Thing to you?
Blake Phillips
You can always trust me, your noble human friend. :)
Gavin Lopez
Thomas King
check this 5
Brody Peterson
This is ridiculous. I am human.
I know I am human.
Lincoln Robinson
Sure thing
Hunter Bell
If I we're and imitation, a perfect imitation could I shitpost like this?
Josiah Parker
We cool, Mack?
David Lee
MAAAAC
Hudson Price
How dare you! of course I'm a fuckinig human.
Logan Edwards
show them now
Noah Mitchell
p-p-p lease i'm h-h-human!
Bentley Diaz
I'm not playing your stupid games.
Jonathan Barnes
that sounds like something a queer would say
Kayden Richardson
nigger
Joshua Morgan
It ain't me
Christian Nelson
MacReady please you gotta believe me than Im not that thing. Hahaha let me out.
Grayson Sanders
AAAHHHHH
Matthew Baker
I'm getting the fuck out of here
Owen Ross
No.
Nathan Sanchez
Jordan Perez
Oh no
Josiah Anderson
How do you do, fellow humans?
Isaac Cruz
Gee whiz, fellas im human just like you
Brandon Lewis
It's spreading. Seal the door and tell Mac to get the flamethrower
Luis Smith
*gulp*
Benjamin Cruz
...now
Leo Evans
Just two hooman candidates for President out for a stroll.
Definitely not the thing.
Liam Davis
don't laugh at my hat
Christopher Green
Fellow human checking in.
Gavin Thomas
I always get singles, you know
Colton Powell
Jonathan Watson
I've got nothing to hide
Michael Hill
Oh no the thief, charlatan, bed shitter, and known sodomizer has left our camp. Whatever shall we do without the devious seducer's vital input to our situation?
Brandon Sanchez
>laughs at your weaker life forms
Connor Anderson
I just got back from the gym, what did I miss?
Julian Bennett
Can you burn me anyway?
Carter Young
John Carpenter's The Thing
Robert Edwards
Mmmm...
Parker Bennett
This is just like that episode of TNG when Geordie found the dog but the woman was the thing.
Samuel Williams
Just a regular human doing human things, don't mind me.
Kevin Reyes
My cat will protect me
Austin Powell
Greetings, my fellow humans.
Jordan Campbell
I'm a virgin.
William Wood
Nah, we’re different horror villains. Still going to murder you all though.
Levi Myers
>John Carpenter is the Thing
Justin Roberts
Hey guys. Why would it be me?? I'm not hiding anything. Promise.
Liam Bailey
A wild entrepreneur appears.
Colton Gomez
them now
Mason Young
I'm not sure I would mind too much if the Thing managed to take over the planet. It's capable of interstellar travel. How dumb could it be?
Zachary Gray
T-this test means nothing
Adrian Rogers
I think we should put this guy in charge. He seems trustworthy
William White
Man fuck this shit, I should be in charge why are we even listening to this schmuck
Lucas Walker
N*GGER
Oliver Martinez
Kill this user anyway I don’t like the way he talks
Nathaniel White
She's a Nexus 5 not a Thing.
Ayden Anderson
So close
Leo Baker
Dumber than me you fucking abomination
Ethan Morgan
J-just a sissy slut sir.
Matthew Morales
Connor Walker
The Thing’s John Carpenter
Brayden Cook
I thought you'd say that Big Guy. We'll do you last
Juan Jones
Jonathan Howard
You know it to be true
Jacob Sanchez
John Young
please don't let my precious Ziyi be a thing...
Cameron Young
Nevermind me just posting dumb frogs
Ryder Hill
A big guy? For you
Jonathan Turner
I don't have time to play your game, anone. I need to take this call.
Jeremiah Campbell
Gotcha senpai
Thomas Collins
CUNNY
Jordan Martin
Bzzzt bzzzt
Nathan Campbell
hi
Josiah Lewis
Kevin Powell
>hey guys, who wants to come walk this strange husky with me
Samuel Hall
I'm not a cryptokikkke Mcready I promise. After you confirm, can you share a shot of J&B?
Blake Martin
Benjamin Phillips
I'm human, I swear.
Michael Rodriguez
See. I was told I wasn't the thing. I am assured of this.
Andrew Turner
What's wrong, user? Don't you want to come sign the green new deal with me?
Jayden Watson
>911
BURN IT ALIVE!!!
Anthony Martinez
*It Ain't Me starts playing*
Brayden Peterson
If the Thing is in here with us then we must start killing all of the children. It will surely go for them first. Don't worry, I already brought white phosphorus, user.
Gavin Williams
There's someone at the door, should I let them in?
William Howard
Jack Collins
E-even me...?
David Fisher
How do we know you're not one of them?
Andrew Rogers
Don't you point that thing at me Mac
Ryan Hall
*tink tink tink*
AHEM
fuck humans
fuck mac
and FUCK JANNIES
Henry Nelson
is she our hottest politician? i want to waste a whole afternoon living between her tits.
Jeremiah Thomas
im human just like you, why would you think otherwise???
Ethan Evans
contain him lads
Nathan Moore
C'mon MacReady, you know I'm a real hoomen bean.
Joshua Hall
nothing to see here user
move along,
shoo shoo
Jose Wilson
Hey guys
*squeak
Let me in
*Squeak
I'm not the thing I promise
*Squeak
Liam Lewis
Stop, that's not the thing. It's Mr. Burns!
Ayden Murphy
GET THEM!
Brody Walker
Burn em
Jayden Thompson
Get away from congresswoman Cortez!
Caleb Sanders
Sneed
Isaiah Parker
There is no containment, only extinction.
Jaxson Lee
Don't worry, the situation is in hand. Emperor protect.
Henry Barnes
there must be some mistake...
Hunter James
Your ashes will be a fine addition to my collection.
Hunter Wood
Drop the flamethrower, friend.
Josiah Brown
Certainly. For your troubles, here is a song that always makes me think of The Thing (1982) for whatever reason.
youtube.com
Thomas Murphy
>this thread
Cringe.
Brandon Clark
:(
Charles Rogers
I couldn't care less about this "thing", my child and I just want to enjoy our meals
Jack Phillips
yup, the thing was a good film
REAL horror, they dont make them like that anymore
Mason Martin
light em up
Tyler Adams
Yeah, but only once you got here
Carter Watson
Landon Mitchell
Noah Powell
ANONS WATCH OUT
Sebastian Hernandez
FOUND YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Juan Parker
yeah, im thinking 88
Parker Morgan
Owen Stewart
Pls kill me
Charles Martinez
Hunter Carter
of coures its not me, would the thing ues premium body scent?
Matthew Wilson
Teenagers piss me off. Hurr look at how cool I am I don't care about anything. I must be getting old.
Nathaniel Brooks
Fuck you man.
I don't have to put up with this.
Robert King
Mac, I'm alright now and I want to come back inside
Henry Powell
Don't worry. I used protection.
Elijah Martinez
> 66
> Clones
S-someone burn these guys quick!
Dominic Cox
Hey I have a pizza here for a Mr. Thuh theeng. An extra large meat lovers pizza with extra pepperoni. It's 18.50 plus tip.
Jeremiah Campbell
You can trust me, lads
Jordan Parker
so i guess Childs wasnt the thing after all
Jason Harris
Even if I was infected. You are too weak to do anything.
Kevin Anderson
Quick guys, get inside my bunker! It's safe in here with me!
Gabriel Long
Angel Collins
kek it can't be me I've been in this thread the whole time lol
Isaac Jackson
Grayson Cox
My body is augmented. I can't be infected.
Logan Wilson
What's going on here? Why is everyone carrying illegal long barrels and flamethrowers?
Gavin Evans
Flamethrowers aren't regulated by federal law. Though given your penchant for killing dogs I might welcome ATF scum
Luis Martin
tell me, do you feel in charge?
Wyatt Reyes
DON'T PUT YOUR BLAME ON ME
Ayden Butler
You think a dog could get trips without using a script? That Thing wanted to be US!
underrated
Lucas Cruz
based thing
Landon Brooks
I know I'm human.
Alexander Jones
*suspiciously sneaks around in a hallway*
Ryder Howard
BURN IT'S WHOLE PLACE DOWN BOYS
Xavier Jones
I fucking suck at getting dubs. I also suck at being human.
Luke Phillips
Thingy? Put the flamethrower dooown
Benjamin Bailey
you first
Landon Bennett
No can do, only dubs here.
Colton Miller
hey there boys do you like my gun and tactical vest? ;)
Ethan Evans
Don’t worry mate, we’re human
Christian Butler
oh god oh fuck
Jason Roberts
>thing is always one of (((them)))
of course! how could we be so blind!
Aiden King
Don't mind me. Just a human passing by.
Josiah Wright
Don't worry guys rescue is on the way. We just have to wait for the rescue jet to land then we're out of here!
Leo Rodriguez
Andrew Kelly
Julian Perez
Then I guess you'll have to kill me
Ayden Morales
>honest about being the thing
this makes me want to trust you
Luke Anderson
Here goes
Grayson Reed
Yeah... of course
Josiah Clark
Does a Thing know it's a Thing?
Oliver Williams
What's wrong? You look pale
Nathan Williams
You can trust me fren, lets go hang out in this room over here : )
Cameron Hill
LOL there goes our ride out of here!
Isaac Scott
what's with the accusations? have something to hide?
Noah Fisher
funny you'd say that, i was thinking the same about you
Sebastian Cook
YOU THINK THAT THING WANTED TO BE A ANIMAL? NONE OF YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE!!
Grayson Howard
It ain't Fuchs...
Alexander Ross
hi user! I can't wait for our honeymoon! Is it too early to already be thinking about starting a family?
Logan Williams
What if John Carpenter's The Thing bonded with the T-800?
Julian Baker
Good afternoon. How goes the investigation?
Lincoln Sanchez
you mean the T-1000? he's basically a robotic Thing.
Michael Watson
I'm so exited
Kevin Myers
William Russell
Sure thing, man
Caleb Russell
N I G G E R
GRAB THE FLAMETHROWER
Matthew Howard
Jaxon King
I got a backup, baby
Kevin Robinson
Voodoo bullshit
Cooper Phillips
Robert Powell
Sneed
Tyler King
Oh, wow! I didn't notice how cute you were before... mind if we catch a ride out of here with you? ;)
Jacob Edwards
aw fuck
Dylan Sanders
prophet user burn him
Mason Edwards
I'm not the thing and even if i were we don't even work that way
Liam Ward
GET THIS SHITTY MEME BOYS
Jose Peterson
William Nelson
Please untie me from this thread, if you have a moment to spare. I'd greatly appreciate it, and would be indebted to you.
Colton Nguyen
Nathan Sanchez
AAAAAH EVERYBODY JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!
Landon Bailey
Hop in sweetheart. My war check bonus just came in.
Ayden Moore
Luke Adams
>Does a Thing know it's a Thing?
Yes. I have no idea is that even a question, even without thinging-out, the Thing knows. Blair was still in human form when he attacked Garry, remember?
Ayden Bennett
We are ready to serve the God Emperor.
Ayden Price
Jackson Long
would a thing attempt to frame another thing to save itself?
Tyler Campbell
Surely a little girl such as I can't be the or a Thing?
Aiden Smith
My trench is ready.
Isaiah Peterson
This brave user spotted and killed the last thing. Good work lads.
Nathaniel Garcia
That actually sorta happens in the movie.
Brody Walker
I'm pretty sure that the thing is dead. It's safe to go outside now.
Levi Martinez
>the last thing
But how can you be sure?
Chase Davis
If I were a Thing™, could I do this?
Nicholas Miller
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jaxson Jenkins
Don't worry everyone, it's just me.
Jackson Brooks
now we can all relax with the thing gone. who wants to play chess?
Nolan Edwards
d-did we get him?
Ayden Mitchell
Whatever, I'm leaving. This is bullshit.
Joshua Cooper
Mac is that you? Can i come back inside please? Its cold out here, i'm not gonna go crazy again i promise.
Logan James
The evil has been vanquished
Jaxon Gonzalez
It's not like I ever get dubs anyway
Cooper Peterson
let's go outside and check
Wyatt Rivera
wait i heard something over by the dismantled chopper
Thomas Perez
Jacob Myers
Watch the user below me, he was pretty close to that dog.
Jack Lee
Jose Reyes
Exactly what a Thing™ would say.
Ayden Hernandez
mind if I borrow that AK-47?
Wyatt Flores
ha-ha
Elijah Lewis
Juan Lewis
Angel Rogers
B
Aaron Bailey
Not at all
Grayson Campbell
alright everyone CALM DOWN
the next doubles is the Thing
Henry Howard
Hey, what's going on fellow humans?
Luis Hernandez
awwwww shit
Ethan Ward
Definitely, right fellow non-Things?
Jaxon Wright
this thread is getting so boring
Levi Watson
what the fuck are you?
Caleb Cooper
Ayden Gutierrez
> I don't want to go with Windows.
Jacob Cruz
Benjamin Cooper
Sweet jesus it's getting more powerful
Levi Harris
I hunger for flesh
Jace Cook
Round up the survivors and blast anyone who doesn't have singles.
Kayden Lee
Everyone stand back, I have the only weapon that can kill things.
Jayden Morris
Greetins mah felluh humans.
William Ward
THEY'RE SPREADING TOO QUICK
Liam Phillips
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
Zachary Diaz
uh oh..
Cooper Hernandez
im either being assimilated or have bad gas
Jose Bell
FRIENDLY FIRE
Isaiah Turner
Et tu, user?
Joseph Russell
They got the flamethrower guys! Quick, go to the mortar and remove_village.
Parker Ramirez
God damn it some of us are still human! Don't mortar us!
Parker Walker
Thing got the MAC cannon. Game fucking over man.
Logan Cox
I heard a noise outside, go check it out.
Don't worry about it, I'll cover you
Adam Jackson
I have nothing to hide
Mason Jenkins
Thanks user I can always count on you
Jaxon Hall
shit guys I gotta go this is getting out of hand
Eli King
Don't worry guys. We are all gonna make it.
Thomas White
oh fuck we should nuke our thread to prevent the thing from spreading
Oliver Carter
I thought you might say something like that Gary
Anthony Flores
Image limit hit.
We must be safe now
Nathan Murphy
I know what you're up to, faget.
Anthony Miller
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Wyatt Phillips
yes we're safe
Luis Diaz
VNIMANIYe
VNIMANIYe
VNIMANIYe
EVERYONE MOVE TO THE DESIGNATED EVACUATION POINT HERE VNIMANIYe
VNIMANIYe
VNIMANIYe
EVERYONE MOVE TO THE DESIGNATED EVACUATION POINT HERE
Sebastian Edwards
FUCK FUCK FUCK THERE'S ANOTHER ONE AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY WAY TO GET WEAPONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW
Gavin Rodriguez
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO
Daniel Jones
shit that piece of junk can only hold like twenty anons get the fuck out of the way I got dibs!
Ryder Adams
OH GOD YOU'RE ONE OF THEM TOO user I TRUSTED YOU! I DON'T WANNA DIE HERE IN THIS SHITHOLE THREAD!
Sebastian Martin
Coming in last to say that i'm a hu-
OH NO NO NO
TWO OF THEM IN A ROW
GET THE SHOTGUN user, QUICK
Henry Harris
AAAAAUGH PALMER SAVE ME
Brody Rogers
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I SAW THE SHIP FIRST
Juan Edwards
*attempts to save you*
Josiah Rogers
AIN'T NO ONE SAVING YOU NOW YOU MONSTER
EAT LEAD
Aiden Walker
FUCK OUTTA MY WAY I HAVE A WAIFU PILLOW BACK HOME THAT NEEDS ME
Carson Butler
*desperately sprints to the ship* Thank god you guys arrived.
Tyler Sanders
I'm staying behind, anons... I don't feel so good. Good luck, and don't trust user
Leo Reyes
NOOOOO THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM BROS
Xavier Sullivan
*winks at camera*
Juan Jackson
*aims rocket launcher at ship*
No one is leaving. That thing will spread to other continents, other planets if any of us leave. We're all going to stay here and DIE here.
Parker Diaz
YOU GONNA BURN ALRIGHT
ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS ONE
TORCH THEM FUCKING BOTH
Jeremiah Young
t. alien
Owen Jackson
Kevin Cook
You can trust me guys, I'm good I swear.
Bentley Martinez
I’m not the thing you niggers.
Matthew Allen
OH SHIT
Charles Gray
>tfw we're not going to make it out of here alive, but neither is that god damn thing
Blake Bell
this entire thread is contaminated
Oliver Ward
Get the fuck away from my landing zone.
youtube.com
Nolan Gonzalez
>five (yous)
>two trips and a quad
GET AWAY FROM ME
Lincoln Hill
nothing to see here hehe :))
Caleb Gomez
Why don't we all just wait here for a while?
See what happens.
Christopher Cox
wew
Joseph Moore
wholesome
Oliver Jenkins
haha yes
*hugs you*
Grayson Edwards
*hugs*
Thomas Lewis
*sips J&B*
Aaron Wright
*hugs*
Elijah Harris
boom
Zachary Barnes
OP its time that we leave. We need help from the outside world immediately if we want to survive.
Jeremiah Perry
!!! user GET AWAY FROM HIM HE'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS
Xavier Lewis
OH GOD! OH FUCK AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW-.....
Luke Foster
Anyone here ever play the Infection at Outpost 31 game? That shit is fucking fun. I played two sessions of it last weekend with some friends and it's really fun being a Thing and trying to fuck over the humans.
Owen Wood
It's spread too far. None of us can be allowed to leave. The only way ensure it doesn't escape is to burn down this thread
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Luke Powell
No. We've never played that.
Hunter Perry
Oh man in the commotion I dropped my cassette player; does anyone have a spare?