Murderer.
Murderer
FUCK JAMES ROLFE AND FUCK MY WIFE
How’d he do it?
Because pound for pound I can’t think of a more pathetic thing to be killed by.
Try to imagine Patton Oswalt attempting to murder you without giggling.
He let his wife take a bunch of pills
HE KILLED ONE
Correct
Friendly reminder that his wife killed herself to get away form him
TO MARRY ANOTHER
You can see the guilt and misery in his eyes
Beyond being a murderer, he’s just so fucking lame and unfunny.
Remember when he went on Conan telling jokes about his daughter's friends asking when she would have a new mom and how weird that is but he was already dating someone else.
quick rundown tl:dr he just wants to voice act for his kids leave him alone
artist rendering of the daughter's account
I heard he suffocated his wife with a used condom, is it true?
>killed a roastie
more based than any of us desu
And didn't call 911 for quite a while, so they say.
I know I shouldn't laugh but holy kek
Redpill me on this
>His wife was a druggie
>He let her take a bunch of drugs
>She OD'd
>He took his sweet time calling 911
>got married quickly thereafter
sounds pretty based to me
his new wife is super hot tho
I heard it wasn't "used" but that he put one in her mouth and then poured his spit or something into it to make her suffocate and then pulled the condom back out