Murderer

Murderer.

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FUCK JAMES ROLFE AND FUCK MY WIFE

How’d he do it?

Because pound for pound I can’t think of a more pathetic thing to be killed by.
Try to imagine Patton Oswalt attempting to murder you without giggling.

He let his wife take a bunch of pills

HE KILLED ONE

Correct

Friendly reminder that his wife killed herself to get away form him

TO MARRY ANOTHER

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You can see the guilt and misery in his eyes

Beyond being a murderer, he’s just so fucking lame and unfunny.

Remember when he went on Conan telling jokes about his daughter's friends asking when she would have a new mom and how weird that is but he was already dating someone else.

quick rundown tl:dr he just wants to voice act for his kids leave him alone

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artist rendering of the daughter's account

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I heard he suffocated his wife with a used condom, is it true?

>killed a roastie
more based than any of us desu

And didn't call 911 for quite a while, so they say.

I know I shouldn't laugh but holy kek

Redpill me on this

>His wife was a druggie
>He let her take a bunch of drugs
>She OD'd
>He took his sweet time calling 911
>got married quickly thereafter

sounds pretty based to me

his new wife is super hot tho

I heard it wasn't "used" but that he put one in her mouth and then poured his spit or something into it to make her suffocate and then pulled the condom back out