Dream guests

A naked negress

this

this

Contrapoints. Incels need to be educated by real academics.

David Lynch
Karl Pilkington
Stephen Merchant
Limmy
Jerry Seinfeld
Alan Moore
Grant Morrison
Genesis P-Orridge
David Byrne
John K
Richard Herring
Danny Baker
Frank Zappa if he was still alive

I genuinely feel like they would be bros, talking about weed and movies

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came here to post this

Ryan Faulk

The Thing.

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the Angels themselves

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO BODY TEMP

(37.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES

TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

Sam Hyde.

>His next hour special is ready to film
the question is are we ready

Adolf Hitler

...

Tucker Carlson.

The Pope.

MORRISEY would be based

>IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN

every
fucking
time

>have you tried stem-cell therapy?
>i think it would help with all the pain and abnormal growths you're having
>i've got a guy, i'll hook you up with his info

Chief Keef. It would last about 8 minutes before Joe roid rages out and trashes the studio screaming at him to speak english

My dog is smarter than chief keef.

What’s up freak bitches?! The world is in turmoil, and the events that conspired to place you here all happened for a reason. Ever take magic mushrooms and wonder about the intergalactic wallpaper? Harmful plastics and chemicals pollute the air, global warming™ has reached an all-time high with iceberg coverage down to 2%. Humans are a virus--we’re just bacteria man--nothing more, and the next stage in evolution, AI, proved just to be more destruction upon destruction, because we programmed them to have human drive, we fucked up the planet man, don’t be a douche. The only way to fix it is to honor mother gaia, smoke DMT, and take Alpha BRAIN. Hesa Big Dude; legalize it. Peace freak bitches!

Sup, freak bitches? I am Joe Rogan, plenipotentiary of this realm. Through the power of weed I come to you from the past--the year 2019.
I understand that your time in this place is precious, so I will make haste.
The Wisdom of One Thousand Years is this: don’t be a pussy, don’t be a dick, and kiss-- I mean -- choke the shit out of guys .
Lift weights like me. Anyways, check out my podcast sometime.
See ya later, buddy!

Donald Trump
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Stephen King
Dave Chappelle
Norm McDonald
Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
Alan Moore
Anita Sarkeesean
Ron Paul
CM Punk
George Lucas
The Ghost or Timothy Treadwell
Brock Lesnar
David Duke
David Icke
David Copperfield

Robert Downey Jr., assuming he'd open up about topics he avoids, and goes into specifics about his drug problems. Going from his rise to fame in the 80s, his exile from film, and his comeback in the 00s. And also going into depth about his father and family. His dad is a peculiar dude and also a talented, albeit unorthodox filmmaker.

Max Landis also Neil Breen

Cindy Crawford
Stephanie Seymour
Paulina Porizkova
Karlie Kloss
Brit Marling

Who?

Go for a long bike ride on a hot day while wearing a jockstrap.
Then, wrap the jockstrap around your face and inhale.
Congrats, now you’re smelling what Joe Rogan smells most of the time!

nigger faggot

whoa whoa slow down there cletus

Tao Lin
Sam Hyde
PTA

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Holy fuck this would be the most watched video in humankind. There's no way they would allow this.

David duke would be perfect
Sam hyde or charls

>So OJ did you do it?
>stabbing is a intimate thing
>almost as intimate as the love of two grown humpback gorillas
>Jaime pull that up

A machine elf.
Joe takes DMT and interviews it for hours with tears pouring down his face as he faces the beauty.

>You know what they say about double jeopardy Joe
>He looks over to the camera

>It’s a facts don’t care about your feelings episode, that is until you bring up religion in which case I get defensive and logic and reason no longer applies

I used to actually respect Rogan for at least not being afraid to speak his mind to guests. This new diplomatic cu(ked version is just awful to watch. 2010 Rogan would have called himself a faggot

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Buy a pair of black military dress boots, then kneel down and shine them with your tongue!
Look at a picture of Jacko Willinks and salute it while saying, “hesa badass motherfucker.”
Now you feel how Joe Rogan feels most of the time!

Jeff Cavaliere from AthleanX

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Robin Williams.

John Swartzwelder

matt stone and trey parker

Sniffman

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Scott Wolter

That'd be good.

Karl Pilkington
Yuri Bezmenov

Me

Dan Cummins. He has a pretty good podcast about serial killers I just started listening to

>I’m telling you Joe, it’s ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL propaganda. Where else would we turn a blind eye to 13% equaling 50%?

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vitalik burtein
a chimp

vaush

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Nope:

Not anybody:

Literally no one I said:

Don’t believe me?:

I said no one!:

Me: Joe Rogan is a pseudo intellectual who caters to 17-21 year old burnouts.

Still waiting on that Kanye episode

nice,ETH

Just a couple hours of dudes talking about how niggas in the army used to eat

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Shapiro is a repulsive little man. I'm surprised his reputation as logic-man is still intact at this point. Time and again he's proven himself to be just as much of an emotional snowflake as any of the college kids he's made a living destroying on stage. When it comes to Israel or his Jewishness, he devolves into a screeching cunt. How he has the balls to lecture blacks about the evils of identity politics and how wrong it is to cry "muh racism" at every turn while weeping about the antisemitism of democrats and the left is something that's really beyond me.

Seethe harder libtard.

alex jones, but he comes on the show every week.

based and this

Joe is obviously gay so for Jamie

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>OJ, you're a savage. Fear is evidently not a factor for you.

Him: based

This. I stand with Shapiro and Israel.

I'd watch it.

God damn. Rogan would be such a good outlet for Morrison's absurd life and beliefs. One of the few comic creators that may really appeal to normies

Raoul Duke

Based Penile Implant Specialist

>these fucking outfits

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So at the end of the Pakman podcast, Pakman mentioned that he had been approached by companies to plug their products, by just weaving them into the conversation, and asked Joe if he had heard about that from any other guests, and Joe said no.

So Pakman is likely not the only one who had been asked that, and it is interesting so people ought to have told joe about it, joe could've forgotten though.
What other guests do you think took those companies up on the offer and did weave their stuff into the conversation?

Liam Gallagher

Yeah that could be a very good podcast.

You've never heard of native advertising? It's way more extensive than you would think.

Sneed

I've missed this

haven't watch it yet.. why are they dressed like this?

>Dream guests
I want him to host Samn Hyde so bad. But I'm scared he's going to act like an out of control person and ruin it again. I just can't trust Sam anymore!

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Noel would be better

koko the talking nigger
F

I commented on one of his ration reviews a month or so ago simply saying "love u steve" and I got a heart and a reply from him, amongst the thousands of other comments. I've been smiling ever since.

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he can’t keep declining their call

I feel like this is actually possible

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There's no point to what you're asking.

Holy fucking kek

alex jones part 3

Both Diaz bros at the same time

Kek

>Tao Lin

I would love to see Tao featured in one of those things, but it won't happen. As a reader of his outside the american literary circle, and even the US, I can tell you that he is very, very, very, very careful.

Also he doesn't like jocks and jerks.

I already sent Joe a link to this vid:

bitchute.com/video/Z88jeE0us3d8/

It's never happening. Sam is a faggot.

He needs to have Owen Benjamin on again.

Think Joe would go into pic related?

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almost 2 hours in

I think they're wearing that because they're under the influence

do they speak english?

hasn't he spammed the internet enough? You put anything exercise related into youtube and a bunch of his shitty vids are the top results even if they aren't directly related to your search term. Also, most of his advice is pretty shit

>One of the few comic creators that may really appeal to normies
Then his life and beliefs are not that absurd, no?

STOP LISTING PEOPLE THAT ARE DEAD!

>talking to women about movies

Recipe for an awful time

BASED

Not on the first but in the inevitable second interview, yes

They speak their own proprietary language

All my girlfriends lack their parents too. Would you rather let them be sink or swim or are you willing to help them? You seem like a very hypocrite individual, man.

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yup. was going to post this.

duncan trussel episodes are the only ones i watch any more

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>Nicholas J Fuentes
>Donald Trump
>Any Clinton
>Bush
>Obama
>Zach Psychicpebbles Hadel
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Destiny-whateverhisnameis
>Slavoj Zizek
>Sergio Headtransplantguy Canavero

I suspect getting Trump is a real possibilty. His media blitz next year will be insane and rogan has a huge audience and his team knows it.

made me laugh

B&R

Sergey Nazarov, big boy of the cryptocurrency sphere, CEO of SmartContract.com, creator of ChainLink.

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Freddy Krueger

post more, this is fuucking hilarious. I got a one month membership for unlimited floats at a place called floateasy. what am i in store for?

fundamentally based

This disgusting fuck would be great

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kill yourself and see him

Even Sam himself wants to be invited to the podcast.
twitter.com/new_engine/status/1141419599977746433

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Honestly yeah it could be a pretty good podcast.
Despite being a slow ass luddite writer, you might get an interesting conversation from him and joe.

Especially since Joe loved game of thrones maybe he can get him high and get him to spill some shit on D&D

Tony Ferguson, but only if Eddie is there too.

Sam

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Damn, you legitimately just blew my mind

Of course Sam would want to be on the show, he's a self serving faggot that would throw his own mother under the bus if it meant raising his "brand awareness" or shit like that.

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Joe doesn't invite anyone funnier than himself on, so Sam Hyde is out of the question.

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Dude you’re doing the whole reddit social engineering shit like the shit that happened to Ice Poseidon and it’s just annoying. This same shit happens all over reddit. It’s like when people on Facebook post fake local stories about an attempted kidnapping or something and it drives up a bunch of hysteria. This is so annoying and it’s all over the internet.

Vice should do a show on cultural pariahs and extreme criminals. Just an hour of OJ, Mason, Epstein, the multiple assasins and would be ones, the serial killers...and just let them direct in essence the whole story. Not show what they say than deflate it, but really just tell it through their eyes. Would be great tv.

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Fuck off Sam stop posting yourself

Pay up Joe!

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fucking goat

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his wife's daughter

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Too vain for Joe to interview himself.

No shit he is running a business, you think its gonna run itself off of laughs? NO get fucked. He needs money to sustain himself.

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they all married trashy women. him, brendan, eddie, bryan isn't married probably

Alex Jones

Again

>CM Punk
how about no

Destiny

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He's rich off of bitcoin and he still scam/jews people that he has working for him

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fuck off tim!

nice try faggot.

Is that an IT shirt?

Fuck I'd go gay for those eyes too

Richard Stallman

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He isn’t helping them “swim” you moron. It’s the exact opposite when you have an anal fling with them and fuck up their psyche for life

Roe Jogan

he also had a longterm girlfriend at the time who was living with him
what delusion do you have to be under to think that’s trad. those girls should be out looking for viable husbands

Julian Assange and Edward Snowden

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What a sniveling little cunt.
>"oh please Mr. Rogan put me on your show so you can make me huge!"
I hope Joe never invites him out of principle. If you ask for it you don't get it.

He’s so desperate to be in the spotlight again. Almost sad.

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Let me tell you something Joe Rogan, hardest I ever fuckin' came was from this little chinese guy I met on cragslist back in 2009. I show up at his house and he's got fuckin' pictures of his family up everywhere and I'm thinkin' not fucking way this cocksucker is legit. Fuckin' ten minutes later where doin' blow off eachother's rods, doin' poppers, slammin' tina, chem pissin in eachothers holes, the hole fuckin kit and kaboodle. Next thing I know mr miyagi has me layin down on his couch, legs in the air an he's fucking poundin' away at me like a fuckin wadaiko drummer, his little egg roll is slammin into my prostate like tyson hittin' the speedbag and in five minutes he's got my belly looking like a fuckin' cinnabon, without even touchin' my cock the whole time and it was soft as a fuckin' wet noodle with all the blow I'd snorted off that yellow prick. I had my first out of body experience with that little yellow bastard.

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Tom Cruise

Richard Spencer
They talked about him on David Pakman ep and Joe sounded interested in him.

Janusz Korwin-Mikke
>a monkey would make a better voter than a socialists, as a monkey, given two options, will decide randomly and be wrong 50% of the times whereas a socialist will be wrong on 100% of the issues

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I too would like to see joe btfo this retard. Also """""she"""" would never appear on the podcasts because without having complete control of lighting and camera angles people would see how manly """"she""" really is.

Quads for Joey

Charles Manson

Ay, I ever tell you about the time me and this half retarded kid double teamed this black chick? She was fucking gorgeous, Joe Rogan. SHE WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS, JOE ROGAN! Turned out she had a dick. It was 1987, 19-87! I'd just done 6 eight balls, what are ya gonna do she was sucking my dick, I ain't gonna tell her to stop! Anyway, I look over and this retarded kid... we used to .... we used to call him, Billy the Kid... you know? Yeah, he was sucking on her little flacid dick. I never nut harder, Joe Rogan. Till this day, I never nut harder. Loved that bitch and I miss the taste of her cock. She died after some wop bastard saw her dick and beat her to death. I dumped her in the river when I found her cos she still had my semen in her.

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steve jobs