Million movies about evil Germans

lmao coming from a literal nigger I don't expect anything better

Il Duce was too aesthetic to criticize desu
youtube.com/watch?v=mnigWcQAvKM

Based Ben!

he didnt have access to the fbi crime statistics so he wasnt aware of that

>Zero movies about evil Italians
Did you ever heard about Novecento, with Robert De Niro, Gérard Depardieu, Donald Sutherland, and Burt Lancaster, you ignorant swine?

>a random faggot on fourchan calling other people niggers

How cute...

I don't know why, either. Evil + incompetent is a winning combination in comedies.

I can't take it anymore why did he get such a cruel death
Feel like pure shit just want him back

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go back redditnigger

no,any good?

A candle that burns twice as bright burn half as long. His spirit lives on in his granddaughter though.
youtube.com/watch?v=74IUTlgBxR0

>Germans busy conquering their new world
>Japanese are busy securing their own destruction by going full retard
>Italians playing football and sun bathing in beaches enjoying women and oranges

Y O U
A R E
A
B A S T A R D

youtube.com/watch?v=Ki3QNRjQ4CM

>i'll call this user a redditor, that'll show him!

Absolutely amazing.

Italians have personality. If I was attacked by a rabid mountain lion, I'd want it dead. But a rabid dog at least has personality.

I was refering to Mussolini, nigger.

Shit army and shit industry.

Amarcord, Two Women and uhh... That's all that come to mind.

I see, you're mentally challenged. No big deal.

Ching chong chang

cope harder

BEcause they sucked

Italian Neo-realism was made by a bunch of Italian marxists my dude. Check it out sometime

you must've seen your reflection then

t. nigger

Imagine, in 2019, still believing the Nazis were the bad guys in WWII... baka.

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Pathetic.

Because they gave us Pizzas and Pizza sauce. They also literally changed sides during the invasion of Italy.

Nigger faggot.

>Million movies about evil Japanese

I've barely seen any movies about the pacific theater. and even the ones that do exist are garbage because they downplay the Japanese war crimes because Hollywood fears being called racist.

Apply yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

Duce!

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Anime alla puttanesca

Because Mussolini was as incompetent as trump

I'd like to see a decent series on the war from the standpoint of the germans, while there are still a few fuckers alive to tell the tale. Clearly the Germans can't make it, but someone has to tell the fucking story. I mean fuck I'm jewish, atheist, and liberal as fuck, and I still can recognize the event and desire to avoid repeating it isn't served by there only being one side of the wars represented on film for an entire century. Clearly an entire country were convinced at least going in, at least going along with it long enough to do what they did on that significant of a scale, that there was some serious motivation nationwide that made it all worth the trouble. I mean you don't almost take over the world twice and then what, never address what was going on that made it seem like a good idea to those people? My grandfathers entire side volunteered to fight for Germany in round II. Clearly there is some massively significant part of the experience of being German at that time that must be taken into account to make sense of this terrible war(s). Fuck it, I'm in art school. Maybe I'll make the fucking film myself.

Finall someone mentions it. Buncha plebs around here.

lol the drums are dope but the actual march is cringe as fuck especially the retarded shit they do with their hands, did they actually do this?

you sure are,now fuck off

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this is the best song about mussolini
youtu.be/ABmNjnNR9aM

No one gives a shit about Italy. It's pizza, spaghetti and mafia. That's it.

Why is Germany so fucking shit in picking allies? First the Ottomans and then the Italians

ffs man

I came into the thread expecting this. Thank you for not being a disappointment

Because they had a shit foreign policy. Take the Zimmerman Telegram for instance pure autism

i assume it has something to do with pushing evil spirits away and ritual purification but i don't know anything about Shintoism

I'm always looking for an opportunity to post my stinky waifu, Anchovy!

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Because portraying natsocs in any positive light on a mass scale would cause an international incident. Natsocs like Carl Schmitt, Guderian, and Werner Sombart really don't fit the picture of evil genocidal psychopath that people have been convinced was the die hard loyalty of every national socialist in Germany.

Just trying to make a film sympathetic to the plight of Hitler's biography or the origins of why German's became so staunchly pro natsoc would be too much to try and make objectively.

>I'm nostalgic for time before I was born.
You and every other loser that wishes you could fit in somewhere but can't. Jokes on you, your sad sack personality would make you an even bigger pathetic loser if you were transported back to then, not less of one.

He got the death he deserved because he was shit. You've already got one like him back, but even better. It's still shit, but its the ideology you chose, so quit your whining and enjoy it while it lasts, bc it never lasts long before it collapses and burns your entire country down.

Good thing NatSoc is a shit tier meme ideology

'ahem'

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They lost to France AND Greece.

Cuck

rent free
seethe

because they're incompetent and nobody wants to watch movies about chads killing retards

Wow, he already triggered a NPC.

One time at university, the history professor (he was a staunch champaigne socialist type) told the class that they were going over the tenets of fascism in depth and that if we were being seduced by it to immediately go to the student well being office for help.

Who would think that a system that glorifies individual strength and the power of a stable family and community would be so seductive? Imagine a society shunning such natural things like transgenderism and homosexuality. Or actually caring about the land, since a strong land would help the strong people become a strong state. Could you imagine if businesses were forced to work for the well being of the state rather than pure capitalistic gains (and still making profit of course, not full on gommunism)? Or vouching for self-control, self-responsibility and self-actualization would entice so many people? Or wanting their children and grandchildren to look like them?

What wild times we live in, no one would get seduced by that haha.

Generation War is from the German perspective, the eastern front. It's quite good

Wasn't Austria-Hungary terrible too?

A lot of the principles of national socialism are things a lot of people are still partial to today en masse, mostly without people knowing it because most people only remember it for atrocities committed during WW2. Everyone just distances themselves from the ideology as much as possible to avoid the negative association.

You would be surprised what you would find out to like about the Nazis, there was a time when the Lehi (radical zionists) tried to make a pact with them , and many people internationally alligned themselves with the ideology as well. Not just Germans.

It's all a lot more complicated than what you see in contemporary movies. Like I said, it would be far too controversial to portray them in this manner

Fascism is kino NatSoc is shit tier

*enslave poland*

No I'm very familiar with NatSoc and its tenants and I believe it to be a meme ideology right up there with Communism. It is a militaristic and expansionist ideology that inherently leads to war and views fellow whites such as Slavs inferior. Classical Fascism is kinda cool tho.

>You've already got one like him back, but even better
???
Also I never said "My life would be better if I lived in Fascist Italy" and nostalgia for a time in history doesn't mean I think it'll magically improve my life don't put words in my mouth

Eh, fascism is a bit more complicated than merely saying "the strong will get stronger as we dedicate ourselves to the state". It's somewhat subjective how palingenesis occurs on a national setting based on the nation.

Italian fascism and German fascism didn't have a lot in common for decades, and similarly other fascist movements had wildly different characteristics from national socialism as well.

>. It is a militaristic and expansionist ideology that inherently leads to war
All of fascism was like that
>Natsocs didn't like slavs
Depended on which slavs you are talking about, their racialist theories were fine with different Slavic groups

>wanting an exclusive ethnostate that's isolationist beyond lebenstraum
>expansionist
Right, familiar. Fucking kike.

>Depended on which slavs you are talking about
Eastern Slavs

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>wanting an exclusive ethnostate that's isolationist
There's nothing wrong with that the issue is that NatSoc pursued Lebensraum in the East and sought to subjugate and invade Slavic lands. The concept of Lebensraum is core to NatSoc ideology

>expansionist
Correct NatSoc was expansionist have you even read Mein Kampf?

>Fucking kike
Seethe some more

>Il Duce
>Evil

WTF I love fascism now

Basically this. If he had played his cards better he could have ended up as a respected Latin dictator like Franco or Salazar.
Also, as someone who's part Jewish, I appreciate that he didn't appear to have any real animus toward the tribe. They did a few perfunctory roundups to appease the Germans, but most of the Italian Jews survived.

Wait, you're just some assmad slavshit aren't you? Kek, gb2 /d2g/

Yeah, but that didn't stop them allying with Croatians and Slovaks (southern slavs)

Just saying, also it's not like they're the only fascist movement to hate other ethnicities or races

My grandpa was in the SS in the 13th Waffen Mountain Division of the SS Handschar you dumb fucking mutt why do you retards who understand literally nothing about NatSoc adhere to it so much? Go actually read Mein Kampf dipshit instead of beating off to parade photos

And my grandpa invented Nintendo m8. Way to expose yourself as a redditor

Unlike Hitler he could actually speak english too and wanted friendship with the USA

youtube.com/watch?v=wWrdwK8ZBn0

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ya boilin little man

Is this supposed to be a Lawrence ripoff?

Nah, I'm alright. You finna work an angle into a shoot and work me into a shoot, but you only worked yourself into a shoot, fuckin' mark.

Perhaps if they had actually invaded countries that matter and not some backwater shitholes, they would have been taken more seriously.

stop exposing the fucking business

Oj Alija!

>Big black

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Make me. I'm not selling for a fucking jabroni who wants to kayfabe being an expert in nazis, but then does the "My dad was actually" bitch ass bullshit.

My Grandpa was shoot in the SS Stable ya smark he worked all the territories and had massive heat on the eastern front before doing the job in the Ukraine to put big dimes Red Army over.

>reds
>dimes
Listen here you slapass, this is why I'm not going to put you over. You can't keep character for one fucking second

this is a worked shoot ya mark that ends with a blowoff at Halloween Havoc with you putting me over in a dirty finish. don't worry tho I'll let you get your heat back on the next night's nitro

novecento has plenty, although it also has copious boy dicks, a girl being molested by an old man and cats and children being brutally murdered by fascisti

Mussolini appears in a few films@
-Lion of the desert
-Tea with Mussolini
-The assassination of matteoti
-The last four days

What? I'm only familiar with Windtalkers but that's with Navajo US soldiers in the Battle of Saipan

Ciao piddino, tic toc tic toc :^)

SMALL BLACK

youtube.com/watch?v=YE-set9z8H8

yeah that's still not a good thing to do

jews

>They lost to France AND Greece.
"Hitler oh please help us now my pants are soaked in piss!"

>A journalist and politician, Mussolini had been a leading member of the National Directorate of the Italian Socialist Party (PSI) from 1910 to 1914
no wonder he was such a cuck

>the godfather
>casino
>goodfellas
>passion of the christ
I mean come on

>he's never seen salo or investigation of a citizen
Faggot.

>Zero movies about evil Italians
Any movies/series that features Roman Empire setting, tend to portray them as main baddies. But WW2 Italian is a joke.

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capt corellis mandolin

In the end he kinda sucked at it.

cute

>von ryans express
>miracle at st anna
>life is beutiful
>bicycle thiefs

yeah i get what you mean OP but there are still a few movies set in fascist italy that paint the italians in less than great light

ikr

I only take solace in the fact that my grandfather fought for il duce in the greatest war of our time

>>miracle at st anna
Spike Lee interracial trash

Also that Italian version of "Look who's back!".

If anyone here has seen that movie, how was it? I really enjoyed the German version, and can't seem to find anywhere to watch the Italian one.

SPIKE LEE HAS GONE NUTS

THE ENDING MONTAGE OF KKKLANSMAN WAS RIDICULOUS

WHAT DIRECTOR DOES THAT, WHERES THE SUBTLETY, USE YOUR CRAFT TO MAKE ALLUSIONS

>inb4 muh war performance meme

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The Russian list is a legitimately funny twist.

Salo is a joke. Everyone psued loves it and everyone picks it in those criterion closet videos. All the normies on YouTube have it in their collections and love it as well. I just hate that people always love movies like that, and it’s made by a literal gay man

Fascism sounds cooler than capitalism more I think about it
>military provides career opportunities and skills that can be useful after service
>get paid while training and don't have to worry about student loans
>won't lose my job over petty twitter drama
Face it, the system is old and busted.

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So you're saying we're some kind of socialist, but for the nation?

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No, he was a socialist who co-opted the fascist movement and weasled his way into prominence. Il Douche was a fraud from the start

Any systems sounds good when when described from the perspective of the demographic it's designed to prop up.

The Russian winning this war almost single handedly is a legitimately funny twist.

They weren't worth talking about.

Get your head out of your ass. You don't ally with someone because you "like" them, you ally with them because they are strategically compatible. Do you really think Hitler gave a shit about the Japanese or the other way around? You have such a naive childish view of the world and war. Also you talk like a faggot.

Cringe. He should’ve been harsher on the kikes

italy was never strategically compatible with germany and screwed up germany's barbarossa plans. japan was a much better ally than italy

I LIKE WHEN THEY SURRENDERED TO AMERICA WHILE THE GERMANS WERE STILL IN THEIR TERRITORY SO THE GER*MS DESTROYED ALL KINDS OF ANCIENT SHIT FROM WHEN ITALY WAS ROME

THE ROMAN EAGLE WAS USED BY GERMANY, FASCISM WAS ADOPTED BY GERMANY
EVERYONES A ROMEABOO

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Italy was a decent ally and tied down half the british fleet fo r 3 years. Starting barbarossa a few months sooner wouldnt have yielded a dignificant advantage. The italian navy just existing as an opposing force too Britain bought Germany some time

Salo is probably the most ridiculous of any of those kind of films and it's about Italians

>Why would jewish Hollywood focus on ze Germans and ze holocaust?
>Why would American Hollywood focus on where America fought the most- the Pacific theater?

Everyone makes mistakes when they’re young, he fixed his flaws quick enough

Posting this just because

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The Germans and Japanese both admit their faults and so the liberals see them as easy prey. The Italian chads never did and Hollyweird is too scared to go after them.

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>Japan
>Admitting their faults

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because they changed side and therefore are good guys

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Based Somalians and Eritreans