>PULLING OUT AM I?
PULLING OUT AM I?
I don't get it.
June is when Yea Forums celebrates sodomy
JESUS CHRIST RAIMI
>Turn around Peter, they don't call me " The Gobblin' " for nothing.
>GAH! I should've known you'd go for the eyes
>I'm offering you a choice, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the *hard* way
is this the future of raimiposting?
is it because he'll gobble up your ass?
>Hoffman, I've got it. Tomorrow's front page headline "Was It Rape? Or was the Spider Asking For It?, On page 6 we'll have a two page spread of Parker's photo, the one where Spider-man's erection is showing.
>IMPRESSIVE
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
You're the one who's "out" Gobby, out of the closet!
Lurk moar.
>back to auschwitz!?
Jesus raimi, it’s not 1999 anymore.
>Now that you've really jerked me off, I'm gonna finish. NICE. AND. SLOW.
>Me and your Uncle Ben are gonna have one HELL of a good time!
> The Itsy Bitsy Spider came up the Goblin's spout
>I SURRENDER, JUST LIKE THE FROGS DID BACK IN '40
>Remember, your little accident in the laboratory?
>Performance enhancers
didn't even have to change this one
Aka viagra
Nice
Raimiposting started out gay. Homophobic, to be exact. Not sure how it became racist and antisemitic.
>cause the destroyed anuses of countless innocents again and again and again until we're both dead of AIDS
>Is that what you want? Think about it--FAGGOT
For fucks sake, Raimi...what a homophobe
>homophobia is uncouth bigotry to normies, making it the type of humor Yea Forums generally engages in
>knowledge of jews becomes more commonplace
>moving to a different kind of unacceptable humor is a natural evolution of raimiposting
It mostly had to do with the Uncle Ben scene, since he's an old white guy it was easy to have him rant about niggers, spics, and the white man's bourbon. Why people started making references to The Shining I'll never know.
It’s you who’s in Goblin! Insane!
sneed
>"Faggotry, faggotry, faggotry. That's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship, and you came in my face"
>PARKER
>I DON'T PAY YOU TO TAKE PHOTOS OF OLD LADIES AT THE PARK
>I PAY YOU BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON THAT FAGLORD SPIDEY IS GAY FOR YOU
It's Sodomy Pride Month.
autism
>Peter, take my hand. Peter you cannot forget about the 1967 attack on the USS Liberty done by those Israeli kikes, they're laughing at us Peter I can see it in the great beyond.
>Remember with Great Power comes Great Responsibility, the responsibility of the white man to do what must be done and set the world in order.
>Peter never forget where you come from, never forget what must be done or shy away from you duty. It's time for me to move on to a better place now Peter.
>The man that shot me had a remarkably large nose Peter. Don't let these kike-ruled policemen find him, go on now, seek justice.
based and kekpilled
unbased and unfunny
You take it up the ass everyday.
have sex
Dilate.
If I did, I wouldn't find the homo ones funny and the non-homo ones unfunny.
fucking shill
>not knowing what shill actually means
summerfags, pls go
best thread in awhile desu
HELLO, MY QUEER!
>Are you in or are you out?
>I'm inside of your fucking green asshole!
jesus christ
Spider man's colon is full of Goblin goo.
You know, I'm something of a GAY RAPIST myself.
>Norman_Osborn_live_action.jpg
As opposed to what? Norman Osborn Anime?
American comics and cartoons you nimwit
this thread is painful to read through
This scene gave me a boner
This entire thread is based.
IT'S ONLY GAY IF YOU RECEIVE SPIDERMAN, AND YOU SHALL BEAR THIS CROSS FOR US
>Dafoe is literally put into a gas chamber
>it makes him stronger
What was Raimi trying to say?
>last name is Da For
What did he mean by this?
made me laugh
have sex
Fucking KEK'd
This scene used to make my peepee hard
little too much on the nose raimi
>t. buttpounder
>make 100k a year buying cheap random shit from China and selling it on ebay for 10x the price
Feels good man.
It's gay history month
good for (((you)))
GOING TO PAGE 10, AM I?
RIP uncle Ben
both character and actor
lmao wtf
Sneed
It's short for Da Forteen Eighty-Eight
>second mouth
I never noticed that he looks like a xenomorph
>hey spider i FUCK niggers
Wtf
nightmare fuel
He's steping on the pride flag!!!