Go on a coffee date with a girl who has not yet seen Avengers: Endgame

>go on a coffee date with a girl who has not yet seen Avengers: Endgame
>intend to watch the film together afterwards
>she finishes her large Caffè Mocha before you go to the movie theater
>you have a couple of free tickets and let her know that you're buying, she pays for snacks and drinks out of gratitude
>she buys you a soda and a large popcorn for the two of you to share, as well as the largest drink they have for herself, to have it last through the whole film
>you wisely go to the bathroom before the film begins, but she does not
>the theater is empty except for the two of you, as most people who care about the film have already seen it long ago by now
>before the ads before the screening itself are finished, she has already had a third of the drink
>the rest of it disappears during the first two hours of the film
>as it approaches its climax, she leans in and whispers in your ear
>"I really, really need to pee"

What would you do in this situation, Yea Forums?

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Pee in the cup

>So go pee.

get on my knees and open my mouth

Probably say, "Okay" and continue watching the movie while she goes to the bathroom

>implying she will willingly leave the film when it's at its most exciting

she wants sex you fucking bunch of virgins like me god fucking damnit I'm so fucking horny and lonely save me

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give her one of my walkie talkies and describe the movie in excruciating detail while she takes a shit

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Based and redpilled

this

Based boomer, this is why your generation has more sex.

drink her pee so i can pee it out later
based

just get a big iron

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Did she borrow those clown shoes from RDJ? She's trying to look taller now, too?

haha?

Put a diaper on her haha

>tfwn ugly mean gf

>Did she borrow those clown shoes from RDJ? She's trying to look taller now, too?

She's promoting her film, otherwise known as doing her damn job.

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>implying they're not some kind of medically prescribed therapy boot to help fix the living nightmares that are her feet

footfags on suicide watch

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>soda

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>walkie talkies

what are you, some GI Joe 4th grader?

we have cell phones, gramps. you could livestream it to her while she's on the shitter

look at this idiot.

hey stupid don't be so impersonal by making her use her phone

chicks love getting to use your walkie talkies

>go on a coffee date
>shit my brains out five minutes into the date
perfect.

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Have her pee on my mouth and/or dick. What's wrong with you?

I once had a strange date brag to me she didn't need to pee after drinking a 44oz soda.
Should I be impressed?

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only if she keeps it up for a day. either that, or she wants to squirt on you afterwards. and by squirt, i mean piss.

tell her to pee on the floor
With all the manchildren that pissed themselves out of excitement during this film before it won't matter

Ask her to prove it, if she can't, you get to watch her pee

used to love running up and down the cinema corridors when I was a kid, always felt like you were running twice as fast as usual

>>go on a coffee date with a girl who has not yet seen Avengers: Endgame
>>intend to watch the film together afterwards
I don't watch capeshit.

i wouldnt have gone to that piece of shit movie in the first place

I wouldnt say it's a fetish of mine but I would find it sexy if she peed on me or peeing during sex. Is this something most guys would at least try or is it degenerate?

>peeing during sex

Like, while your dick is inside her? Which position?

I'd be down. It is a fetish of mine, though most the time I just like watching girls pee. I would be open to a girl peeing on me during sex though, or in the shower, whatever. Would not want to drink it though. Height of exploring this was getting my dick sucked while the girl pee'd on the toilet. Shot a fat load in her mouth.

>is it degenerate?
Probably. But ain't nothing wrong with a bit of degeneracy. Just make sure she's well hydrated. Then it's gonna be mostly water anyhow.

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