So heres the deal im basically a monke

Hidden Figures

7s or i shoot up the zoo

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>off by one

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NOOOO-

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>1993 washing electric company fleets of big ass trucks
>ate del taco in between truck lots
>middle of washing 200 trucks ... sudden need to shit
>walking to the office buildings in the middle of the walled complex
>icanmakeit.jpg
>start jogging
>enter nearly abandoned building, sprinting down dim corridors with shiny floors
>sweating out the face from intense need to poo
>heaven puts bathroom in my path
>open door, teleport into closest stall
>sweat pants have knot in them
>muster biathalon skills and calmly worry knot free while dying inside
>slam ass onto hoops
>initiate purge routines ... explosive + loud
>plug ears
>when done, discover flecks of shit outside the bowl
>as though the turd detonated in mid air before splashdown
>wipe parts of ass never wiped before
>slow walk back to work with strange sadness/wisdom

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based monke poster making new threads shitting on jannies

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yo homie you gonna eat that banana?

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BASED LE MONKE

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Planet of the Apes the original hepatology

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MONKE NO!

I for one respect and patiently await the return of our overlord, Le Monke

Henry?

Biopic when?

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BASED le monke