First Look At Steven Spielberg's WEST SIDE STORY

How many Oscars will it take?

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terrible

Won't that old pedophile just die already

Is that the girl from Everbody Wants Some?

Nope. It's a newcomer, this is her first movie role.

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I want to hate it because painting immigrants in a good/favorable light but ever since turning 30 something happened where Im completely unable to resist a good musical no matter how jewish/gay it is so I dunno, Ill probably watch it and sing along to 'This is America' like the unrepentant boomer I am.

>Ansel elgort
>for the 30th time
Yeah I'll paaaaaaass

>no minorities
>mostly white men

it will bomb

>Zegler
holy damm is she a jewish mutt then?

Entire right side of the screen is minorities

the girl looks mexican

>white minorities dont exist

One of the gangs is puerto rican or something

Latino

>hispanics
>minorities

Nowadays only black people and asian (and gay people) are considered minorities

Soulless vs Soul

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I know he doesn't have to because he has a decent catalog but he hasn't made a good movie since 1998.

This

both seem equal gay. don't they just dance around singing about stabbing each other

>uses "gay" as a criticism
go back to your totally hetero biblical epics

aha poopdick faggot

what

The industry is so completely out of ideas
Also lack any balls or smarts to attempt something new. Keep to what's been proving to work once, appease the common denominator, produce shit for women minded people

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she cute

too white

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Not as favorable as you might think. This song had the lyrics and context changed even in the original movie and there’s no chance in hell these lyrics will be in the new one either.

I dont see any white people in that pic.

Love the shot composition here

>West Side Story
Does anyone actually care about this except literal elderly boomers?

>Nigger in puerto rican gang.

>its not minorities because I say so

ASCENDED BAIT

Pretty much
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Her father is a Polish Jew, her mom is Columbian

I was expecting a woke version with alt-righters vs 3rd generation fake mexicans and a song about the wall. What a disappointment.

where is the color? how many songs will there be?
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Spielberg is reportedly following the original movie/show to the letter, with the exception of replacing Doc with a new female character played by Rita Moreno, the original Anita.

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I think you mean unrepentant faggot

The original movie and show don’t follow *each other* to the letter at all

wtf is the appeal of musicals? Is it just opera for idiots?

They're fun.

what kind of granny would 'pose' like that? is she a pornstar or something?

It's a pretty standard pose, bro.

> No Minorities

> Westside Story

You're a special sort of uncultured zoomer.

she's so uglyyyyyyyyyyy

Ewwww

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Everytime you see a latina making it in Hollywood she's actually a jewess, they even have black niggers like that faggot DRAKE. Jews are the most racist people anddiscriminate against gentiles systematically.

Yeah this shit was created by jews to teach stupid gentile to be "rebels" by destroying what their parents created. This cursed generation is called the boomers.

should have gotten this one

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No niggers, no faggots, no disgusting feminist hamplanets, no mentally ill trannies. It might be good...

>No niggers
look again

They all seem spics to me.

I hope they give Russ Tamblyn and Richard Beymer jobs too.

Proofs

They should have cast a white latina like Anya Taylor Joy for María

I'm waiting for "This isn't West Side Story XXX: A Porn Parody"

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why is their hair so yellow? lmao also those 2 should be on the left side

yet idiots like you still watch Hollywood movies and pay for their this products...

It's all about money. Nostalgia rakes in the dough. Why deviate from the formula? The profits would be too miniscule.

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No one wants this boomer shit

>Spielberg

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Incredibly tidy for what's supposedly a dilapidated and gritty working class setting.
Spielberg needs to go back to his child raping days to get a bit of his spicy creativity back.