How many Oscars will it take?
First Look At Steven Spielberg's WEST SIDE STORY
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terrible
Won't that old pedophile just die already
Is that the girl from Everbody Wants Some?
Nope. It's a newcomer, this is her first movie role.
I want to hate it because painting immigrants in a good/favorable light but ever since turning 30 something happened where Im completely unable to resist a good musical no matter how jewish/gay it is so I dunno, Ill probably watch it and sing along to 'This is America' like the unrepentant boomer I am.
>Ansel elgort
>for the 30th time
Yeah I'll paaaaaaass
>no minorities
>mostly white men
it will bomb
>Zegler
holy damm is she a jewish mutt then?
Entire right side of the screen is minorities
the girl looks mexican
>white minorities dont exist
One of the gangs is puerto rican or something
Latino
>hispanics
>minorities
Nowadays only black people and asian (and gay people) are considered minorities
Soulless vs Soul
I know he doesn't have to because he has a decent catalog but he hasn't made a good movie since 1998.
This
both seem equal gay. don't they just dance around singing about stabbing each other
>uses "gay" as a criticism
go back to your totally hetero biblical epics
aha poopdick faggot
what
The industry is so completely out of ideas
Also lack any balls or smarts to attempt something new. Keep to what's been proving to work once, appease the common denominator, produce shit for women minded people
she cute
too white
Not as favorable as you might think. This song had the lyrics and context changed even in the original movie and there’s no chance in hell these lyrics will be in the new one either.
I dont see any white people in that pic.
Love the shot composition here
>West Side Story
Does anyone actually care about this except literal elderly boomers?
>Nigger in puerto rican gang.
>its not minorities because I say so
ASCENDED BAIT
Pretty much
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Her father is a Polish Jew, her mom is Columbian
I was expecting a woke version with alt-righters vs 3rd generation fake mexicans and a song about the wall. What a disappointment.
where is the color? how many songs will there be?
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Spielberg is reportedly following the original movie/show to the letter, with the exception of replacing Doc with a new female character played by Rita Moreno, the original Anita.
I think you mean unrepentant faggot
The original movie and show don’t follow *each other* to the letter at all
wtf is the appeal of musicals? Is it just opera for idiots?
They're fun.
what kind of granny would 'pose' like that? is she a pornstar or something?
It's a pretty standard pose, bro.
> No Minorities
> Westside Story
You're a special sort of uncultured zoomer.
she's so uglyyyyyyyyyyy
Ewwww
Everytime you see a latina making it in Hollywood she's actually a jewess, they even have black niggers like that faggot DRAKE. Jews are the most racist people anddiscriminate against gentiles systematically.
Yeah this shit was created by jews to teach stupid gentile to be "rebels" by destroying what their parents created. This cursed generation is called the boomers.
should have gotten this one
No niggers, no faggots, no disgusting feminist hamplanets, no mentally ill trannies. It might be good...
>No niggers
look again
They all seem spics to me.
I hope they give Russ Tamblyn and Richard Beymer jobs too.
Proofs
They should have cast a white latina like Anya Taylor Joy for María
I'm waiting for "This isn't West Side Story XXX: A Porn Parody"
why is their hair so yellow? lmao also those 2 should be on the left side
yet idiots like you still watch Hollywood movies and pay for their this products...
It's all about money. Nostalgia rakes in the dough. Why deviate from the formula? The profits would be too miniscule.
No one wants this boomer shit
>Spielberg
Incredibly tidy for what's supposedly a dilapidated and gritty working class setting.
Spielberg needs to go back to his child raping days to get a bit of his spicy creativity back.