Continued from >>116866726

remember when smart boards first came in and some old cunt teacher wrote on them with a marker and fucked them up permanently
better times lads better times

Welsh cakes should been in top tier

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>what should we do today?
>EEEEUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>great idea!
Don't know how they got away with it

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Remidner that any time you see something set in London or New York, it was probably filmed in Liverpool

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Went in once once. No joke there was a fucking kid called tarquin

East Riding of Yorkshire here. Yorkshire devolution when?

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fuck sake why did this hit the nostalgia so bad
smart boards were shite should have just stuck to whiteboards really

Fuck you zoomer

Chalk in primary/ whiteboard in secondary masterrace

Shit, forgot link

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_and_television_shows_set_or_shot_in_Liverpool

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It was always the African exchange teacher in our school who fucked them up lel

Only ever seen one in my life, in the poshest student filled part of newcastle
never ever fucking going in

>tfw your dreams are in fact reality

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>that sub who acted proper hard but got terrorised 10 minutes in

Brown, the cuisine

Just Nuke everything South of Darlington tbqhfam

Also the real Norf doesn't start until York, keep your Pakis

>he doesn't live literally next to one
poorfag

I googled Liverpool Actresses and was going to post a fit one, but they are all fucking disgusting.

So have KJT, also a scouser, instead

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Are you me? Fucking based opinion
Darlo is the line, nothing good happens any further south

proper takeshi's castle stuff that

>Christmas Pudding not Elder God tier

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HOT CROSS BUNS ARE FOCKING SHITE

Did he die?

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>a typical British woman
Is Britain really like this?

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Top sportsfu, met her in town once

She's pretty, athletic and slender, far from typical

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Name a souf kino better than this

also never forget the time they made an American remake but didn't think the burger audience would understand the name so they made the characters ACTUALLY GO TO FUCKING MARS

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oi kidda lemme squeeze your muscles

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>TFW Norf generals are now a thing on Yea Forums

Feels good lads

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Anyone else just live for going out with the lads every weekend getting on pills or lines
Shite job shite area, just shitposting and sessions to get by

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/brit/ pride boardwide

It's a shame since North Yorkshire is nice but I feel we'd have to take all of Yorkshire then. That includes a load of shitskins and cancer.

Everything North of darlo is wide open, clean, sparsely populated for the most part. Cities aren't massive sprawling grey blobs.

You'd just have to herd the pit villages onto arriva buses and send them into the sea.
I say this as someone who came from a said pit village.

second bird from the right is cute

Pop knob in fanny, not up the arse.

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True North Vrs Norf Plebs ya fucking gimp

LMAO

A HISTORIC SYNTHESIS

miss living in a student house with a dealer, merch was dead cheap and pure

also the boomer grandma teachers

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Pit villages are alright lad, racist and poor but better than anything in the south
North Yorkshire is based too but once you hit York you're absolutely fucked

Funny seeing mancs and scousers argue over who's more norf tho, southern bastards

only up norf

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There is only one
youtube.com/watch?v=t_ssJNCmhEw

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This is a masterpiece webm

they are all cute except the one on the left

top norvern lass

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Miss it too but don't miss being surrounded by southerners at uni desu
Can't handle a drink or anything else for that matter

All-inclusive with the lads is based.

Drinking so much free beer you can't feel your blistering sunburn, getting up for a big fat breakfast and doing it all again

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Lynchian

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the norfman's dinner

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>ginger and get burnt every fucking time
the drink and bants make it worth it

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>WERES THE BROWN
>in the jug pour it youself
>oh right

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BENIDORM!?

>ice cubes
state of ribena mongs, where's me frosty jacks?

looks nice

>gravy in a fancy thing and not a carling pint glass your mum stole from local

PRETENDER

you havent heard them speak

norfcels lul

jesus. the face on that left one

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>no yorkshire pud
fuck sake mom was poundland out again?

Whiteoids are disgusting

WE SAW THE MESSAGES GAZZA! YOU FORT YOU WERE MEETIN A 14 YUR OLD DIDNT YE? IT WOZ OUR BAZ UNDERCOVER YE DIRTY BASTARD!!! FUCKIN BATTER HIM LADS

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post slags lads

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>chicken tikka masala
>classic British dish
OH NO NO NO NO

>Actually using a carling glass
Well la de dah, we kept our gravy in an old carling can.

>that sub who was definitely a nonce

>mom

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Based

let's kick racism out of football lads, no need for it

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Used to be but I sorted myself out (proper sleep schedule, cycle to work, quit drinking, eat less junk) and started developing proper hobbies like cooking and art that I can take pride in.

Life feels a lot fuller now. Just go to my local game store for MTG or chat with my foreign mates on discord instead of crawling shit clubs looking for any slag up to shag I can find.

Makes the 8-4 daily grind a lot more tolerable.

>foreign sub who got slight racial abuse
good times eh

APU IS A
N O N C E
O
N
C
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Souf and Norf both fear one thing:
Danelaw

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its this fucking site mate fuck sake we need brits only fucking yanks made me look like a right idiot infront of the lads

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not racist, just hate pakis, simple as

Angloids are disgustan

Haggis and Black Pudding are great

>mash, sausages, peas, and gravy
Honestly looks decent. What's the catch?

>hate pakis
>love curry
somethings aren't simple as mate

actually never been to birmingham you know, don't think i ever will

Is it true brits don't eat white pudding?

nah some are shite, tribalism comparing themselves with villages a quarter of a mile away.

Must admit though, enjoyed a couple of Sunday afternoons in the local WMC and enjoying the blokes banter, it's like shitposting irl.

Britain just wasn't made for the digital era

Need to sort it out but can't say I don't enjoy the nights
Have good mates and the clubs are alright
Just get way too fucked every time and hate going too long without it
Still early 20s tho, got to enjoy these years while I can

>curry
love pints mate

youtube.com/watch?v=30XMm85YOtg

This was lager and sosij rolls: the show

Ultimate norf kino

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>What's the catch?
All the food is from Farmfoods.

who would win in a scrap: my da or your da?

me on the left

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Popular origin for it is supposedly being invented for brits who can't handle the heat and flavours of real indian cuisine by second gen onward immigrant cooks.

I actually live in the norf, am a weekend alki and work and shitty min wage job. Just need the gut now

This is possibly the greatest webm ever made

my ma

Nah mate fuck that town 10 minutes away desu, all dickheads
I would much much rather be in the shit local surrounded by old norf bois that some pretentious cocktail bar desu
You probably live close to me by the sounds of it kek

NOT RACIST JUST DONT LIKE EM

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My first kiss was a fat lass in a nightclub. She had a nose ring and completely interupted me spilling my spaghetti all over a fit Irish bird

Disgusting food

proper origin is we have fucking chickens mate
indians eat plants and beans

my da would shag your da, and your da would enjoy it

>tfw you pull a massive lass and after a couple of minutes you panic in case somebody saw you

The Warehouse more like the Scarehouse

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>tfw the girl at the end is the normal one...until you notice the leg brace.

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Corrie > Eastenders

There, I said it

>fuck sake we need brits only

If only there was a British imageboard...

britfa.gs/*/

going to greggs lads anybody fancy anything

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sausage bean and cheese melt, la

MAH JORKA!

sosig roll and a sosig bean cheese melt please mate, cheers

Pint of stella and a steak bake la

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I'm gonna be in Britain for two weeks come September.

Mostly want to visit some cool historic sites/museums, catch a show in the West end if I can still book anything decent this close to it, eat in a few old-ass places to try out the grub, and maybe go kayaking or do something else outdoorsy in the Lake District.

Anything worth doing in the norf besides the last point? Doesn't have to fit in with the rest.

LOOKING BACK AT WHEN WE FIRST MET
I CANNOT ESCAPE AND I CANNOT FORGET
SOUTHGATE YOU'RE THE ONE
YOU STILL TURN ME ON
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME AGAIN

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rory btfo
master brew on suicide watch

youtube.com/watch?v=QYsQcIMPOnQ

we need to take this norf invasion to Yea Forums bois

get in a pub fight and bang a slag

bet he licks windows

Fackin' norfern monkey.

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>holerdays

spot on

Shh don't mention .gs

You don't tell everyone the best pub to sit in, do you

How does anyone watch EastEnders? Literally just screaming miserable southerners

At least Corrie had a bit of warmth and humour

Aye I like the ham and cheese ones myself

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Look at all these savages

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>Anything worth doing in the norf
no

Nah, the norf is shit really. We're just very protective of it because it's home.

If you're willing to take a bit of a punt on what you actually see, near Leicester Square there's a central kiosk that has all the unsold tickets last minute for the shows, usually dead cheap.

Small onions milk latte and a vegan sausage roll please :3

Post soap opera slags.

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Best Norf song here

youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

ooh eh, bet her fanny smells like prawn cocktail crisps

If Australia had a norf, this would be it

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I'm from then norf and live in London. AMA.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9IQem4nRSm4

>SERMALIA
LMAO

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How much are pints at your local?

>>Best Norf song

Scousers to the rescue again

youtube.com/watch?v=IE8ER2bobIc

cute birds

Not quite
youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ

>live in London
Why

>tfw leicester
>tfw can't join in norf vs souf bants
>tfw beheaded soon

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wrong lad

youtube.com/watch?v=3GCSUSwcDwg

ecciekino
youtube.com/watch?v=JD96HUQNxYs

Yeah, the Yorkshire Dales and Lake District are lovely, check out Harrogate or York and go to the seaside if you can. Go to a proper nice pub and have a few beers.

getting licked out in tescos

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a8790704a199

Are you into abandoned urban exploring? The north is great for that full of abandoned hospitals, schools, factories, coal industry buildings etc

28dayslater.co.uk/

>when your shitfaced and thinking you're better than everyone but not realising the only difference between you and them is that they are enjoying themselves

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Another Hull lad here
glad to see our culture thriving

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About £5 in London, £3 in the Norf.

I work in London

best souf song
youtube.com/watch?v=Et_xqYDV3LI

youtube.com/watch?v=CTqwFDLQxfY

>went to UCLan 2010 - 2013
>still have Warehouse on Facebook
>every week they post pictures of people who are getting more and more alien to me

Feeling old, lads.

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did someone embalm New Wave music in Britain? Doesn't bother me like American pop

>went to UCLan

unlucky lad

>tfw Norfolk
>know I'm superior to any Norf cunt/Souf poof
Life is good

Nice one m8

I thought the left called Arabs Asian, why 2 different categories for em

Post some bong kino.

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>Shh don't mention .gs

It's too late. Revengelad's work is done.

They delayed the wank license again boys.

>I work in London
Why?

To make the pakis look better at the expense of based east asians

any good brit tv fappening leaks recently?

Pakis are classed differently to Arabs

Just walked around prestwich and saw MES old pubs last week

>tfw used to go to Macs
>tfw all the fights that would happen after the club closed

Good times

Asian = Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi

Arab is Arab

BEEVAR

>Norf Parkie/Craig Charles
>Souf Mike Smith/Sarah Greene

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>Bacon sandwich
>It's literally just bacon between two pieces of white bread
Fucking hell British cuisine is bad

So who are the Arabs in that list? Indians?

>I thought the left called Arabs Asian
In the UK it's usually subcontinentals that are called Asian, not Arabs
It's nothing to do with the left either, it's because India was the biggest Asian influence here compared to China/Japan in the US

nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html

Give this a try. We did it in work and generally it's super fucking accurate for northerners and broader for southeners.

I'm from Liverpool and it practically pinpointed my mum's house on it's map of where I'm from at the end.

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was this show norf or souf

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTjJpBs_ac

Geordies are far norf, practically scottish

>pork pie in low tier

These comfy threads just prove how cancerous the american presence is on Yea Forums

We used to be Scotland's capital at one point in history

remember doing this, pinpointed my exact town, mental

>meet Holly irl
>she's really, really short

Cumbrian masterrace reportin in

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some flamin hots and steelies

>yanks are shit

Not exactly news

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Amen

>We used to be Scotland's capital at one point in history
it was held by the Scots for about 20 years in the 1100s
By comparison Edinburgh was Northumbrian for a couple of hundred years

It's making me register to play wtf

They just have zero banter

Sure America has cheap food and guns, but the entire country has this base, underlying tension that underpins every interaction. Nobody knows who they are so they're all a bit fragile and over-worked.

So those banners on sites telling me it happens on July 15th are bollocks?

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>love West Yorkshire (bradistan)
>hate East Yorkshire (based Wolds, seaside and Hull, capital of culture)

Nonce

>deep fried mars bar
ok, that's it. going back to work on vergeltungswaffe 4.

>born cumbria
>move to north yorkshire
>then move to north east

based life

If its so easy why didn't you think of putting the pig between some bread you forener cunt?

WOT IF THE YANK YORK TIMES PINPOINTED YER EXACT TOWN BLUDDY MENTOW INNIT

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This was in Avengers Age Of Ultron - Hollywood capeshit blockbuster

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she's an improvement by a mile

give us the template

youtube.com/watch?v=HwtSdJaPCSI

You lot are just shit at banter

NORTHUMBRIA

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BASED

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>calls a phone a tele
Ok yank

get out

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that's how you get a spotted dick

I've never seen it on a menu/shops.

lad, that song is about 25 years old

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White pudding is weird scotch shite

>scotch egg low tier
i see you have never once in your life had scotch eggs

FOOKIN LOOSH

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my brother

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I don't understand why the beef wellington and scotch egg are as low as they are.

Nice

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just put in a random email you don't have to confirm it

>tfw your country has shit memes

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Whats the best lager and why is it Stella?

>tfw our scout leaders taught us this song round the campfire, with the kids repeating each line after the leader sang it

WALKING DOWN LIME STREET
KNOCKING ON EVERY DOOR
GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
I COULDN'T FIND A WHORE

FINALLY FOUND A WHORE
SHE WAS TALL AND THIN
GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
I COULDN'T GET IT IN

FINALLY GOT IT IN
WIGGLED IT ABOUT
GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
I COULDN'T GET IT OUT

FINALLY GOT IT OUT
IT WAS RED AND SORE
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
TO NEVER SHAG A WHORE

>Deepfried mars bar
You've got my curiosity.

Teesdale represent