/lig/ Love Island General - Fury Edition

Sorry for not streaming lat night lads, had an emergency and wasn't home until the episode had aired. normal service has resumed tonight x

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dont care

He has no chemistry with Molly, feels like two friends being forced to kiss

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F

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not as good, getting better admittedly but not into it as much as last year, world cup before each thread added so much to the camaraderie.

sheet pan swai with roast veg

Save us Chadam

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nth for Snake Eater

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lads can someone please explain keith lemon to me, why the fuck does anybody watch that unfunny cunt?

wearing earpods
so cringe

Twenty third for Hayley a cute

CUTE

Hes funny

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such a rigged vote off

DARCY THE VOLUME IS STILL TOO LOWWWW!!!!

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FUCK OFF YEWANDE

>black being materialistic
there's a surprise

Yewande is an incel

Fucking bored

Do casa amor already

Could do with casa amor banter

RIP THE MOST CRINGEY NAME IN /LIG/ HISTORY

JUCIEEEEEE

greenwich fuckboy

They've changed how casa amor works this year

this

Lucie got some severe stockholm syndrome

Today's challenge is the nose knows

Each girl will leave a pair of her worn panties in a sealed bag and the boys will have to correctly identify their partners panties by scent alone

What do Yewande do about it?

why the fuck did you state that and not explain then eh cunto

fucking disgusting

He’s a strange horseshoe pleb filter who can be appreciated by absolute brainlets and absolute geniuses and not the masses in between

Get this shagger in next year

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Lucie is gonna slag it up

the boys and girls won't be seperated apparently for "mental health" reasons

it was facts and truth

Post dream islanders

Pic related

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Curtis proper fucks me off

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gutted about elma leaving kek

>It is what it is

amy literally looks like a troll

This show would be 10x better if they sent in people they’ve found at bus stops instead of prim and proper instagram geeks

we need to start a grassroots movement for manlet love island 2020

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A midget edition would be the dream

Lucie needs me to be her bf

et es wot et es

They've still not fixed the fundamental issues with the show format. Newer idleness are more likely to be kicked off right away.
They need to have casa amor from the beginning and the eliminated players can have a fair chance with the viewer popularity.

girls are so fucking conniving

holy shit no wonder lucie doesn't like these dregs

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>we fucked your boyfriend off the island because we wanted to hang around with you

t. caecilius

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Women struggle to understand virtue in an abstract sense
They can only think selfishly

Anton on the rebound, back of the net!

Yea Forums presents: slag island when

Joe did absolutely nothing wrong.

VAMPIRE MANC

Weird teeth desu

why she still here then?

Posting from the airport already Joe?

They need to get their contestants better. Instead of same mind mannequins they need to deliberately pick personalities that will clash.

tommy x lucie is happening lads

Brainlets shouldn’t discuss astronomy

The lads are buzzing for single Lucie.

fuck russel howard

5D chess, Anton is /ourguy/

bring back joe you cunts

If they were separated now and never reunited it would be better for their mental health. Fuck I hate these hypocrites who want to protect mental health but still want an inherently damaging show to exist.

ANTON LITERALLY PUNISHED.

Still can't get how Jordan gets picked to go on love island looking like that

>they need to deliberately pick personalities that will clash
they won't because "muh mental health"

>not suggesting that lunar energy is actually a femine and chaotic force that was possibly unleashed on the world in 1969 causing the current masculinity crisis

Fuck Off Curtis you bellend

Literally want a fat bald bloke called Darren with a brexit tattoo in the villa alongside all these chads

THIS GAY LAD IS A WALKING FACEBOOK COMMENT.

EYAL TIER DEEP MOTIVATIONAL CRAP

this desu ... also fuck Curtis fucking pretentious twat

Why the fuck is Curtis giving sermons now?

I wonder this, everyone on twitter says he's controlling and "toxic" behaviour in how he treated her regarding her freindship with tommy.

Tho with how apparent cheating is these days, he's a 6ft2 boxer, they had a thing previously, is it so wrong for him to be paranoid especially on a show meant for people to get on? I semi hope she goes for Tommy so all those complaining can fuck off

>Casa Amor
>Curtis recouples with a bloke

>another curtis speech
cringe

Curtis watched too many poof films

Eyal was 5x more based

instagram quote tier

That’ll be the channel 5 version in a few years time

Hope you're okay hun x

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I don’t think you can blame him for being jealous. I do think you can blame him for being a dickhead though.

Americans are making their own Love Island allegedly

>sniffs beads

>>Brexit tattoo
Why would that be an issue for these brainlet mongs? Your get more entertainment sending in a convincing trans. Then a screaming predatory gay

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Cause all you people are vampires
And all your stories are stale
And though you pretend to stand by us
I know you're certain we'll fail

agreed m9

show's making me sleepy tbqhwy .... worth abandoning for greener pastures?

ye geezer. Big Bruv up next week nawa'ameen

Post chebs

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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gotta be 18 to post here love

It'll be shit unless literally every single person on production doesn't get it and go for acting like a twat for the fuck of it

Sending in a trans would be funny cause they would probaly all just claim he wasnt their type based on hair color lmao

Interracial Breeding Grounds

Americans are far too uptight/prudish for that to work

>we paste faces onto le mgs
Fuck off benders

is chebs the sneed of /lig/?

Curtis would be right on that girl cock

WAKE ME UP

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user ANTON ALWAYS SCORES WHEN YOURE NOT IN THE ROOM

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Phantom Chad

>no banter
shan't watch

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no because everyone likes chebs

lmao based tommy

Curtis is such a prefect

her personality is so fucking shit and she's such a little cunt i cannot find her attractive. plus her tits are saggy as fuck at age 21 kek

someone post those buns

Tommy fails every tea audit.

Who /bonita/?

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Amber's tight ARSE

Amber has got cheeks. Also Molly is either a witch or a cutie

>ill stand up taller every time
you might make 5'8 soon m8

Braaaaaap

based

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Brehs...

t. homosexual

imagine she went to the gym

>stand up taller everytime
when will they learn?

TEA AUDIT

POST EM

/lig/ is Amber territory. Betas get out

mollys like a 5, but when she dresses up shes a 9

fucking astounding

>Antons mum and dad die in 25 car pile up on motorway

"well I havnt had the best of lucky have I haha"

Based scot desu

Molly-Mae is a literal barbie doll

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These bints have no perspective

It'd be overly tough and shitty

Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naans

>We’ll all support you
As soon as Lucie finds someone new Amy will call her a slag for ditching Joe

>square face dwarf
>a 9

chips and battered sausage .... got shouted at by a mad drunken eastern european cunt on the way home too

amber is the perfect tinder fuck but you could never date her

anna is hooker tier

Anna is straight gutter

>>everything happens for a reason
Pleb filter engaged

Anna has had so much surgery

Body is just wildy out of proportion

Tommy in the background was hilarious

lucie shits all over her faggots

why do girls do that shit to their lips? looks fucking rancid

F O U R ? !

F O U R N A A N?

T H A T ' S I N S A N E

>five people
>LMAO NO WAY LOL
Women are whores

Tommy with the silver tongue

>Maura not as much of a slag as we all thought

muh kardashians

5 is the fucking 'numbers'

5 on national tv is atleast 20

>kudos

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Slag with the cunt of gold

desu id rather be with a girl than fucked 30 guys than one who was in a 9 year relationship, thats getting dicked a few times a week for 9 years

>11
Not a lot

Jesus honestly just grab the first one you can find lads

You’ve slept with more than 5 people, right user?

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>Molly Mae slept with 11 people by age 20

Absolute state

11??? At 20??? How do you fit that in?

>four naans

There’s a lad of considerable girth in this thread

they're highly open to suggestion .... let that set in for a minute

30 different dicks is far worse

Thoughts on Amy?
my mate knows her IRL

tommy is literally a shaved gorilla. gotta love it

>Nice. So how many have you had, Molly-Mae, you fucking slag.
Based Tommy.

>Hahahahaa you only had sex with 5 people

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That’s Tommy over her already. Notice how he immediately asked her after they asked Maura.

hmm she might have a tighter pussy but i feel like her mind would be more messed up

Two at a time I guess

Oh? What’s she like?

>white woman
>mixed mudblood kid
every fucking advert lel

Is there honestly not one guy in there with he balls to call a girl out for being a total whore

Virgin at 24, I have an ugly face and receeding hairline that I only recently shaved (last week)

when does he fight Tyson? IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANT!!!!!

>be engaged
>be in relationship for 9 years
>end up breaking up
>go on love island
>get rejected

I feel bad for Maura

anyone else fucking hate that new guy tom? seems like such a fucking knob, absolutely loves himself.

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No just the highly based and redpilled /1count/ for me

Then you’re a fucking retard.

Still not as bad as curtis

Three, four if you count oral in that.

Lads post all time favourite islander

Mine is between Theo or Chadam

She's not that hot and she seems like she's tryna give advice but her advice is white and she's just extremely insecure

it's prostitutes for you la .... don't hold back!!! ... get on Adultwork .... though don't get caught

>tfw virgin at 21, nearly 22

should i just end it?

Post times you acted like Curtis
>went to work
>was a massive faggot

tommy just wants a pure catholic traveler girl thatll cook him food and come to his fights and hes stuck in here with these whores

"never had a boyfriend"
slept with 11 people
lel

Uh 9 year and 3 year relationship, how old is Maura? Wouldn't that mean she cheated or slept about when she was about 13?

Kem and Chris combo

Kek is this like how heights on the internet are inflated by 2 inches

>Adultwork
>caught
It's legal though

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nevergoshoppinglad here, gonna get my mum a top for her birthday.

1-3 boohoo.com
4-6 missguided.com
7-9 isawitfirst.com
0 nastygal.com

please be cheap

Just want them to go to Casa Amor to find Chadam so he can mentor them in the ways of the puss

trust me
bet molly is atleast 20

Wes Josh and Oluwajack were pretty funny last year

yeah by seeing a hooker

Same boat lad, as long as you don't go full incel nobody really cares

thats why hes gettin his head beat when he goes back to the caravan

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She’s 28 so the numbers are actually pretty reasonable

says she's quite nice actually and the show is edited to make her look bad

Take Molly Nae out back and just shoot her head off.

well there you go .... no fucking reason not to bang a slut!

28. Not really, she said the 9 year relationship started when she was a teenager.

Is your mum 23 or something ya nob?

That's not even that old lmao, don't let these love islanders make you desperate

Chris and Kem were great but Chris going for liv ruined me, she was so cruel

Niggers of a feather...

it costs money, so there is 1 reason

tfw 6’6 and have to pretend to be 6’8 on /fit/

ANTON MOVING IN

>go on show late when everyone is already coupled
>have to crack on with Anna to try and secure you position on the show

poor lad

isnt that taller than peter crouch

No nastygal and no missguided - what kind of stuff does she normally wear? Those are way too young for mums

>virgin at 24
>Afraid to have sex now as I'll be so shit it'll be embarrassing
>Should have loads of experience by now

fucked it lads

based chad

AMBER'S CHEBBERS

>cruel
she was batshit crazy, but Chris was too much of a legend and offset that

CHEBS

They're all roided gymbros and models. Their numbers are gonna be insane compewrd to us... Us... Haha

adultwork.com
get some practise in

shes 52 why

Someone post the scene from that French show

Hoenslty though really doesn't matter at all

should've fucking stabbed him.

Awful take mate reconsider

if Lucie goes for Tom I'll chopp her leg off

It's weird how unchaddish these guys are despite living themselves so much

the name, GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME

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Honestly lad 24 isn’t that old. If you’re looking to build experience use escorts maybe?

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This is proper awkward.

Sex is normal lads! E-everyone has it!

anyone who is a virgin after like 21 must be a turbomanlet

*cavill enters the villa*

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>Everyone does it
haha yeah lol am i right heh...

They make me feel a bit insecure tb h. Younger than me too.

I mean, love island aside, isn't the average age like 17 to lose your virginity? I'm way beyond that.

I hope that happens

Cool it Joe

Sex only for procreation. End of.

How much do they cost?

Josh was just riding on Wes’ coattails

People basing some worth on when or how they lost their 'virginity'.

Cringe

yeah end yourself

tempting but he was just pathetic ... tripped over himself almost walking into a child

Based catholic

He'd be the best parts of Chadam and Doc Alex

Moira working Tommy like a simp

60-150 depending on what you want

honestly super easy just read some review on another site beforehand

had my first kiss at 23, got laid 4 months later, never too late mate

>simp
Where you got this from lad?

Not quite; no sex before marriage or living together in fornication

5mins left lads

The narrator proper gets on my nerves now, his banter is shit tier

150 or so for an hour ..... depends on the girl

Cheapest (that aren't crackhads or trafficked): £60 for thirty minutes/£100 for an hour.

Average: £80 for 30 minutes/£120 for an hour

Hot: £100 for 30 minutes/£150 for an hour

Pornstar: £200+ for an hour

LOL you picked all the sites for 20 year olds, if she's a regular mum try debenhams

how tall is everyone here? i have a feeling everyone but me is a 6'3 chad

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Worried about catching something desu

michael has some really expensive trainers for a firefighter

Holy Chebs

How awkward was that kiss? I'm going to be shit

Are they having the date at the villa? Pretty tragic if so

What are the benefits of an escort rather than going to a club/getting a gf?

6 ft 2 but 4 in willy

too many foul whoremongers in this thread

You don't have to put any effort in.

5’5

you'll have to ware a jonny la ... doubtful you'll find someone to go bareback even if you wanted to

5’10 turbo manlet

>5 nephews
>All boys
Sheeeit, what are the chances

want to forcibly impregnate Amber

Isn't that meant to be the joke?
Surely they wouldn't have stuck with him all this time if that wasn't the case. He's never said anything remotely funny

its easy. not everyone is 6' or whatever and can just pick up a gf easy

this is boring, last year was far more entertaining

tfw you are 6ft, 6in and 6fig

50%

Herpes and shite , johnny won't protect you there mate

...

come to yorkshire bb

Gave me a heart attack

Black power

probably time for you to go to 6chan

lamb shish x
big bottle of grolsch x
chocolate mousse for afters x

I don't see the point desu. You know vaguely how sex is and you can Google common mistakes and things to do and not do. Only the rankest ho will care that you're not perfect in bed

Fuck off 190kg

Based dick size posters

kissing's easy, it comes naturally mate
sex on the other hand, i had no fucking idea what i was doing, was nervous so only had a semi and it took me way too long to figure out how to put it in in missionary, we basically ended up just cuddling after i proved hopeless. still a great experience though

What the fuck has Jordan done to his hair

oh not this attention seeking thread splitting cunt again

Wow what a take

Tbh the whole show just had a distinct air of staleness about it

The ironic commentator is overused to shit on TV now
Hashtags are pretty outdated

Most things that can happen in the format have happened

I predict this season will end up being the peak of viewing figures for the show

>300 posts
>15 mins left
You’re a really special kind of stupid cunt do you know that?

Fuck me lad, on a wednesday night? That's a cheeky Friday treat meal if I ever saw one

Jordan gives off rapist vibes

Lads just imagine if they put this geezer in, he'd make Chadam look like Doc Alex.

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Hashtags have always been cringe tbf

He honestly has his hair like that on national telly, embarrassing

bear is on the mend, he'd just go from bird to bird

Date rapist, you got to give him that

Joe did and paid the ultimate price

.

Christ this makes me more nervous for sex, might just say fuck it and shag a fatty off tinder to at least get some experience

theo did to tyla

6'6, but I'm Dutch so it's not that special

thanks m8, guess I'm overthinking it.

odious twat but I'd take him over any of these lads without a second thought

threads autosaging lads get in here

fuck off cunt, wasted dubs as well, absolute heretic

>fatty
m8 have some self respect ffs

There’s ten minutes left, we won’t 404 before then you stupid cunt

>might just say fuck it and shag a fatty off tinder
Are you a 6'5 strong jawed chad with a 9 inch dick and a 6 figure job? Otherwise good luck

Getting a gfs harder than going in there and fucking

I'm not shagging anything else tho la might as well get it over with

Is that Miley Cyrus

Curtis is like a 200 pound tumor on Amy

wish ISIS would make a come-back and "liven" up the villa

6'1 , decent body not huge but cut, doing a master's in law atm, tho receeding hairline and I look much older than I am at 24

Piss off ya fat twat

love that

Take flattering pictures.

yet your getting trips ... maybe luck's on your side after all

higher chance of that with a regular girl, cause these ones check it to protect themselves, but usual slags fuck anyone on a night out

get yewandre out

God I hate Yewande she literally has austism and needs to just fuck off

Yewande needs to have sex

Yewande really is in no position to be picky.

>>not giving reassurance
Bitch all you need to do is give physical signals once a day

6'

ook ook

Wtf is that Curtis

i'm with satan

trust me

Yewakandae getting dumped

6'2 but got social autism

5’11 on the internet.
Why do girls always say you have a big dick even when you know it's not?

Curtis manipulated that mulatto like a baby

Lucie lost her husbando for this autistic fuck.

girls want a confident man so they stroke your ... ego

They don’t watch as much porn as you do

So you convince yourself to fuck like a big dick pornstar and not like a stumpy dick autist

...

anna wants a 40 yr old sugar daddy

Gross.

>>Not fucking like Warwick davis with his finger in a light socket

How beyond? Just live your life, try to have good experiences and good times and don't worry about sex, I literally only fell into love because I wasn't looking. If you're desperate it shows

wtf I love Argentinian football now

Reckon this new girl has video evidence of Curtis' homosexuality. That's why he is sweating.

Thatediting lmfao, Curtis ain't gonna be gasping at the new girl (but I hope he does cos I'm getting tired of Amy TBD)

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FROM CURTIS

GONNA BE 12 GUYS SOON AMIRITE

Top keks

Tommy's big COCK. Bigger than his arms

Maybe an ex. She looks like a bitch

Of course tommy has a big willy

Think it was shifty editing desu

genetics come in packages