It’s another “select all squares with traffic lights” episode

>it’s another “select all squares with traffic lights” episode

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>solving the captcha
>not just refreshing the page until the post goes through
You're literally helping Google's satanist AI autistocracy

Why are they always so vague with just a tiny piece of the traffic light going over thr line into the next field? You never know if its supposed to count.

who takes these pictures in the captcha anyway?

>phoneposters can't use the non-javascript captcha

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I'm convinced they make you fill out multiple captchas to give you a more easily recognizable digital footprint. So you'll get a captcha, and no matter what you fill out it'll just make you fill out another three and when it finally does go through they have a nice little database to fall back on.

Google Street View car. You're literally doing programming for Google for free so they can automatically detect a car, street sign, store front or a pedestrian crossing.

I waste so much time on this shithole of a site that I don't even need to read what I should click, my brain automatically finds three items that are needed to be clicked to proceed.

>click on all the cars until theres no more left
this is the worst one

Sometimes I swear I have to do it like 10 times

>its a bus doesnt count as a car episode

I refuse to buy a Yea Forums pass even though I far and away spend more time on this site than on any other form of entertainment.

The reason why gookmoot is having us identify street signs is because he couldn't read them otherwise!

CHANGE CAPTCHA TO AUDIO CAPTCHA. IT'S MUCH FASTER. THIS IS THE REDPILL THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

THIS POST WILL PROBABLY GET DELETED SOON.

I purposefully answered wrong until the captcha itself broke, but then I wasn't able to post. Oh well.

>image fades out super slow and fades in super slow

This. The time it would have saved me by now would easily cover the 5 bucks or whatever it costs but i still won't buy one.

>it's another "click the things 5 times in a row just for it to not accept it then give me a new one which I complete the first time" episode

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I can't believe I never thought about this. I'm pretty sure you're spot on, it's virtually certain they track users via captcha-solving style.

This only happens when you're phone posting.

>have a witty and interesting post to make
>it’s a click until none remain and then click verify episode
>images dissolve so fucking slowly
>takes about 10 seconds because of this
>someone makes the post you were going to make before it finishes AND they get trips
every FUCKING time

it's not as witty or as interesting if someone else thought about it aswell
literal NPC posting

It happens to me on pc

>it's another "select all the squares with a bus in it" but it's a picture of a truck and won't let me skip episode

someone who previously had your IP abused the captcha and now it thinks you're a spammer

Not him but ive had people beat me to make a joke in a thread and get 10+ (You)s.
>tfw never gotten more then 8 yous in my life

just (you) yourself

I never understood this, because how would the system know otherwise when I put false information? I don’t know muh about computer, but logically speaking, there needs to be a failsafe in case wrong information is being output. I intentionally mess up some, and it still goes through

>select all squares with political dissidents

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This. user, just you yourself. There isn’t a single mass replied to post on Yea Forums that wasn’t a product of samefagging. You’ll be shocked how many people post just to jump on the bandwagon. All NPCs.

>tfw we've enabled the AI to target crosswalks and bicycles in the not-too-distant future

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This. Even if you got it exactly right, they could force us to do it six times instead if they wanted to, and I guarantee no one on here would protest it, we’d bitch and complain, but we certainly wouldn’t leave.

I miss the old captcha where you could just type "nigger nigger" and it would go through.

the same picture gets sent to lots of other anons doing captchas, most of them click on the car > the same picture gets sent to you > you click on something that's not a car > google compares the squares you selected with other people's squares > you're the only one that didn't click on the car so the captcha fails
god this explanation is shit but that's basically how it knows.

No, it’s actually a very good explanation. I was wondering, and I figured at some point someone would have to tell the computer if it was right or not, but since we don’t know if we’re the first to see it or not, we would end up falling for the trap and putting correct info anyways. I fucking hate jewgle

>not using the audio captcha
Yikes!

>having to ask google for permission to use the internet

I wish everyone at the company would machinegunned into a mass grave

Thanks anons. This feels much better

>It's a "I have to momentarily disable the vpn to post on Yea Forums then have to remember to put it back on to search for BBC male escorts and sort by size

*sssssiiiiip*

Google makes it deliberately break because it's easier than visual captchas.
>hurr you're sending automated requests, so even though you're blind we won't let you solve it :^)
I'm 100% sure it's illegal to do that but nobody will call them out on it.

size of what?

poo in loo

>its a "the captcha expires on quick reply and i cant even click it to do it again so i have to refresh the whole page" episode

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GOLD PASS BRAH

i'm a victim of

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I love this place and have a pass. what class am I?

Their IQ

>all these poorfags that can't afford a goldpass

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>why yes I do use the audio captcha how did you know?

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>select all chimneys
what is google up to?