Ain't no grave can hold my body down

Vinny the kid don't share

>I got 160 minors in the basement
>I got 160 minors that I love
>Got a dildo there that'll fuck them fair
>And a bunk where I can diddle cunn

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>TO THE TOWN OF OL' ENTRAPMENT
>CAME A DIDDLER ONE FINE DAY

*GONG*

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I’M LOOKIN’ FOR THIS NO GOOD, CUNNY FIDDLIN, 13 YEAR OLD DIDDLIN VARMIT! HE’S RUSTLING CUNNY UNLAWFUL LIKE IN THESE INJUN TERRITORIES AND I’M FIXIN’ TO BRING HIM TO JUSTICE!

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>BIG IRON
>BIG IIIIIRON

What is this from

Literally drinking coffee out of this right now, I love it

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WHEN I HEAR THAT TRUMPET SOUND
I'M GONNA RISE RIGHT OUTTA THE GROUND

>TO A STAKEOUT BACK OUT WEST THERE CAME A PEDO FOR SOME THRILLS

>DIDN'T TALK TO FOLKS AROUND HIM, DIDN'T HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS

Why does hanson pretend not to enjoy this? I guess he might not like that so few of them blow their brains out like the lawyer did, but that’s just because he was the only one of average or above intelligence.

Do you think somebody has told him about this board?

>doctor
>teacher
>rabbi
>high end math tutor

Lurk Moar season 1 episode 1

Who’s the most handsome pedo to ever come on the show?

Oops, I guess I exaggerated a little. Still the average person on there is literally dumber than the kids they diddle

they're all grotesque

the beach chad

They are dumb, yes, but I think the overriding factor is their thirst.

i honestly can't remember a single one that wasn't ugly

>meet me at dawn, Hansen. Your number is up!

*tumbleweed tumbles tumbly by*

Is anyone good enough to shop vic's face onto that mug

You know what? I don't even want this cookie.
*throws cookie disdainfully on plate*

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>go tell that long tounge liar
>go and tell that midnight rider
>tell the rambler, the gambler, the backbiter
>tell 'em that god's gonna cut you down

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>OLD MAN DIDDLER
>THAT OLD MAN DIDDLER
>HE JUST KEEPS DIDDLING ALONG

>Diddle me this, Batman!

I think he used to post here

What do you think happened to ol' Vic in the big house?

Not enough artifacts

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When the man comes around

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thanks brah. I knew I was missing something.

>be american
>meet girl online
>get pressured into meeting
>turn up at house no girl
>it’s a sting to by the media and cops to entrap lonely guys
>get arrested, jailed and humiliated on national television
>fellow countrymen cheer this on
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

i tried

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Hear the diddlers hear the pipers

nice. pretty sweet, diude

100 million pedos singing

EN

TRAP

parried

lol just don’t chat with ((((13 year old girls)))) loser

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YOU CAN TELL THAT LONG TONGUE’D LIAR

They're not losers. They're people, like you and me.

pedos aren't people

How many of the guys on TCAP could get underage pussy for real do you think? I'm thinking not many

no true Scotsman

Maybe the cowboy one. He seems gentle. kind

I saved it

THIS IS THE LAST DANCE FOR VANCE PISTOL STANCE

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>IT'S NO EASY JOB, DIDDLIN', BUT IT'S HONEST WORK AND YOU DON'T GOTTA TAKE NO CRAP FROM NOBODY.

Was he actually a cowboy?

>Oy vey think of dah diddlers!

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still no true Scotsman

These threads are a disgrace.

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>*BANG BANG!*
>No more peedoe!

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It's like I'm there!

He was a highwayman
Along the coach roads he did ride
Sword and pistol by his side
But the coward Hanssen hung him in the spring of twenty-five
But he's still alive

HANSON YOU LILY LIVERED DOG YOU’VE DRAGGED MY FAMILY’S NAME THROUGH THE MUD FOR LONG ENOUGH

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He is just an actor retards. Don't tell me you think this show is real? Do you think Hannah Montana is real too, fuckers?

>I was on my way to gold mine.

hehe

why didn't he draw on hanson? is hanson too fast?

I thought it was a documentary type show?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWW I'VE STRUCK TEXAS GOLD!! (TL note: texas gold is cunny)

WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS TOWN

Is there a way to look dignified when you're that soft pudgy fat like that

Yippy yeah, there'll be no wedding bells for today
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
Oh, Lillie Belle, oh, Lillie Belle
Though I may have done some fooling
This is why I never fell
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
Oh, Sally Jane, oh, Sally Jane
Though I'd loved to stay forever
This is why I can't remain
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
Oh, Mary Ann, oh, Mary Ann
Though we've done some moonlight walking
This is why I up and ran
I've got spurs that jingle, jangel, jingle
As I go riding merrily along
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
And that song ain't so very far from wrong
So I jingle, jangel, jingle all along

HANSEN, YOUR PEDO/GAY BASHING DAYS ARE OVER!

He knew better than to mess with Hanson.
20 men had tried to take him, 20 men had made a slip.

ONE LAST RIDE OLE FELLER AND THEN FAREWELL

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read em and weep, snookie

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DIGNIFIED? ILL SHOW YOU DIGNIFIED YOU SCALLYWAGGIN PEETHOLLERIN SON OF A GUN. THIS HERES AMBROSIOS TOWN, AND THERE AINT GON BE NO ENTRAPPIN ON MY WATCH.

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>AMBROSIO! LISTEN TO ME! THIS IS COLONEL HANSEN! COLONEL CHRIS HANSEN! DOES THE NAME MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!?

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he's cute, built good

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A man's life is ruined and you poke fun. Like it's a joke. What about his family?

Hahaha
clever

Why did he take a cookie just to put it down later?

COWBOY CHANGE YOUR WAYS OR WITH US YOU WILL RIDE
TRYNA CATCH THE DEVIL'S CUNNY ACROSS THESE ENDLESS SKIES

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YIPPIE YI YOOOOOOOO
YIPPIE YI YAAAAAAAY
GHOST PEDOS IN THE SKY

There was one decent looking guy who came to meet a little boy. He worked as an actor with minor roles in hollywood. He started crying too.

>He started crying too.
link it.
i need his tears

I don't know about you guys but this show makes me feel better about myself. I sometimes even laugh at the men as they get entrapped, or whatever it's called.

court records are public my dude

He didn't even want that cookie. He just wanted to get to the beach.

what was his problem?

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warm up

Was he jerking it? For some reason I always thought he was mentally preparing himself.

He was the saddest guy imo. I was surprised that he drove a car. he seemed demented, to be frank.

>BIG IRON
>BIG IIIIRON

somebody shop gallows and a noose around his neck

Poor guys, being entrapped on false premises like this. Thankfully most were paroled.

>Hi user, can't wait to play smash with you tonight. It's gonna be so much fun! :D

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Can't nobody tell me nothin

I'm onto you, Decoy the Kid. Now draw!

OK, it's not funny anymore.

In the 1800s men could pull it off, just look at Taft. So he got the time period right

no, Taft is manlyfat. Vic is nugatti crisp fat. world of difference

what about ourguy richer? like vincent hes a fellow 19 year old that ruined his life

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