Are there any good films about life in Northern England?

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SARF!

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Both share the same view, though. The Middul-Norf alliance stands unbroken against the Souf menace and the Lundun horde. Game of Doles, someone fund this shit

Game of Thrones

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I used to live near the bloke on the right hahaha

As a Midwesterner, I gotta say I fucking love everything that comes out of the norf

wish I was born in the norf instead of chicago bros

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BENIDORM!?

'Ate soufern Lannister poofters
'Ate the Dornish (nuthin against em, just don't like em)
'Ate those Ironborn nonces
'Ate the Seven

Love me Old Gods
Love me Wall
Love me Weirwood
Love me Kingodanorf

Simple as

Tory cunt

Come over la, we can have a cheeky greggs and go down the road for a pint.

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Enjoy your shit trains losers.

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Come on up to Milwaukee and say goodbye to ever being sober

Our trains belong in a museum, but at least they run on time. I lived down in Portsmouth for uni, and having to take Southern rail was pure suffering.

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I'm not from anywhere due to moving

parents settled in the north, been 10 years and I still have no clue what people are saying

people will just gawk or scowl at you in public, I got called a fukin goth and hassled because I had jeans and a plain hoody on once

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If I'm a racist, right, then how come me favorite player's N'gubu?

weird innit

>507 020 "John Peel"

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get carter is the quintessential 'souf goes norf' kino.

The question is, "Are you fat?" I'm not fat, so I don't think the northerners would like me much.

Ngubu signed for Sauf m8

its not about being fat, its about having your shirt off at footy even in the winter, fat lads just pack it on for the insulation so they can do a full 90 but nobody is expecting a thin lad to do more than a cheeky last 20 in february

Scouser living in London. Can confirm north is better.

souf isnt the souf it used to be, souf wales is shite, souf west is shiter, 90% of london shite on toast lad

>The Middul-Norf alliance stands unbroken
fuck off retard
middle for the middle
north for the north
south for the ponces and nonces

Rita, Sue and Bob too

CAM ON INGLAND
SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

so this is the power of the european union

>laughs at you in train

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red or blue?

not at all
its the power of BRITISH RAIL DENATIONALIZATION

*BANG BANG*

CAM ON

*BANG BANG*

INGER-LUND

*BANG BANG*

SCORE SAM

*BANG BANG*

FAAAH-KING

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSSS

Imagine actually being brainwashed enough to be a leftist.

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What do we think of Boris Johnson?

FOOKIN THATCHER

As someone who lives in Chester (if you consider that North) This is England was the most accurate even if it's based on the Midlands. I, Ken Loach is just propaganda and cartoonish

Manchester by the Sea

the north remembers

he's the tory leader that england deserves
but not the one it needs

Not for me, I'm team #HuntCunt

Not really.
The rail system in Britain was never actually privatized.
The government just granted some company a total monopoly.
This is what usually happens when the government claims is is "privatizing" something.
What we really need is a free market.

aren't train tickets really expensive in the uk as well?

North for the men
Midlands for the animals
South for the nonces

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail#Nationalisation_in_1948

middul mate that's fuckin middle, south of liverpool and you're a middul rat

fokking shaite cunt m8

Red, but not a huge fan either way

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we have a """free market""" now you dolt
network rail owns all the tracks, and the rail companies bid for who gets to run on which line

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>Midlands for the animals
says man with steakbake drippings on his shirt, thats never wiped his ass in his life

Full Monty
youtube.com/watch?v=VhuF9bElaPw

Brassed Off
youtube.com/watch?v=9RM6MQJRjAs#t=1m41s

If you live in Chester and don't consider it North you're a bloody foreigner and should fuck off

Yes 130 pounds from Manchester to London. Coach bus is only 30 quid but 6 hours compared to 2 on the train

This has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.

>network rail owns all the tracks, and the rail companies bid for who gets to run on which line
Top Kek that's not a free market at all.

This is England

Name a more kino train

You can't.

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legit thought that was ngubu driving

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Never been to Manchester you know lads

Is it decent for a night out?

I do consider it norf but every fucker north of us argues to the contrary like this user

How easy would it be to bed a Northern girl if you're a Yank?

Luv a bit of I'm a celeb me

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Nah mate, that's Ngombwele Smith-Chamberlain, 100% Yorkshire born and bred.

>he doesn't live in scunthorpe
fucking poofters the lot of you

Seriously if you haven;t seen Brassed Off, you should. It's got Ewan McGregor and Pete Poselthwaite and it's basically Sister Act 2 but instead of urban yoof joining a choir, it's pissed up striking coal miners in a brass band during the strikes.

And there's one token lass but it's ok because her dad was mates with Pete back in t'day

youtube.com/watch?v=5uQcDXZ9WVQ

Not hard if you can hold your drink and can give/take some entry-level banter

Go back to your shitting street Achmed

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it's SAHF you tosser

Pendolino Spotter!

Steering wheel should always be controlled with the dominant hand, which is most people's right hand, so...

An American would die of alcohol poisoning and banter before he got within shagging distance.

Most dire night out in the North. Boring and no culture.

midlands mainline livery tops it honestly

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That's a nice train

no. leeds, bristol and liverpool are better.

>Even Iran has retired all the Pacers they bought from us for being so shit

>a southern train in a northern state of disrepair
typical middul

I did like this one but it's still a firm second.

Sowf > Norf

simple as

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dont want to be reminded mate
dark day for the norf that was

someone pls post the vocaroo

can’t be raycisst if me’s favorite player is n’gubu. simple as

delete this now

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Used to throw stones when these trains went by, such is life in the middul

reminds me of that stick rpg game

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Based

The Mona Lisa of WEBMs

How do yanks actually view the norf? It seems so far removed from their culture. Is it just a joke?

Goin on me hols next week boys

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>Name a more kino train

APT

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>three half-done drinks died for this

Sowf have no morals, a true norfman would never allow such collateral damage

youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

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you'd best start believin it

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Our voices are terrifying to them

youtube.com/watch?v=HkVO-luw9u4

>in a northern state of disrepair
it just hasnt been cleaned
the pic is from st pancras, so from that platform it'd have been one of the main trains on the line going the full distance
no time to wash nigga

>the midul phenotype

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>sneakily turning into a 6 times thread
norfen powerhouse innit

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And you end in the grotesque chaos of a Labour council – a Labour council - hiring taxis to scuttle round a city handing out redundancy notices to its own workers!

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This is England , and Ken Loach film ..

Like the zoomers here have ever heard this speech.

I imagine the closest they'd come to understanding it is 51st State, set in Liverpool and starring Samuel L Jackson in a kilt

his smile and optimism: restored

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Pol/tards You Need To Go Back Now

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Norf here, studied over in Louisiana for a year, everyone either thought I was Australian or couldn't understand me at all (had to write down my orders on a napkin whenever I went out for food). Overall, a fun lot, can't really get banter or handle their drink, always fun for a night out though. Girls think you're James Bond for some reason.

We have an odd respect for them cause of the music but I listen to a Manchester radio call in show on the BBC and they are some unique individuals

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER BRITAIN'S FULL OF NIGGERS

PAKI PAKI GO HOME YOUR PROPHET IS A PE-DO

>i downt believe et

Feel better now?

Chester is basically Wales

Is Deano more Norf or Sauf?

.
DONT TALK GREEDY CUNT POLOS HERE...
Failing TORY GOVT societies
May Ruined this Nation

>Pol/tards You Need To Go Back Now

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Scots>English

Deano is pure souf

Souf of course. Deano is middle class and the norf is exclusively working class and underclass

>Feel better now?

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Pretty souf eastern but Deanos are everywhere.

use real words

From Mersyside and every yank I speak to thinks i'm Irish

freedomland here
Where does the simple as originate from? Is it a common saying among the simple folks in England ?

Imagine Julius Caesar arriving in Bongland

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>this thread

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You could say Geordie Shore is like our own shitty version of Deano

everywhere really but I imagine the creator of deano had Essex in mind

“simple as” = “simple as that”

simple as

Our kid Dave started it he did. Simple as.

the lad-to-lass attractiveness ratio wouldn't make it worth it desu
you could maybe do it but the girls you could get would be a lot less attractive than you could get at home

Deanos transcend region, my mate Dean (or Deano as he liked to be called) was pure Deano in the far norf

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British is cu ked enough to have a labour party.
How fucking pathetic.

You might as well go full socialist at this point and throws your working class into the garbage.

Any films that accurately portray life in Sunderland?

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ITT: Softlads

For me it's
Scots > Norf's > Potato People > Welsh > Souf poofs > Londanistani's

>Deano
He is a failed meme the tories wanted to say they making the sarf ok ..
Tories Ruined this once Proud Nation .. Kikes an Bankers an the very Few kike no UK folk in that very selective collective .. Tory Funders , Give a million to the Tory Govt , get 26million back UK money ..

fancy a shag?

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youtube.com/watch?v=P0hlUISve2c

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Imagine not being on ESA

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Meet me outside Spoons soft lad, I'll put you in the ground.

youtube.com/watch?v=doHWn84loBc

Are these accents norf or souf?

Had a pint and a burger the other day in Spoons, wasn't bad.

SAUFFF

spoons gourmet burger is the best burger and pint deal in the country and i wont have a word against it

based

Goddam these pakis are brazen

>go full socialist
>throws your working class into the garbage

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The Wetherspoons App is the greatest leap forward mankind has ever had

youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10

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Labour is far far worse than tories you dumb britfaggot.

You guys could have been free market like Switzerland but you don't want freedom.

Fucking cucks.

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SAFF MATE

FUCK OFF YOU SHEEPSHAGGING WELSH CUNTS

dubs and everyone ITT gets a slag gf

youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

BASED Norf FC rapping and sheeeeit

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>socialism
>helping the working class

I bet you live in a south American socialist shithole lmao

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Post a more British video than this, you can't

youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

>he actually cares about prole subhumans
OH NO NO NO

It's jews supporting socialism though.

Never 5get the 96 billion that THATCHER and the TORIES MURDERED

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thanks lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Gxzdo8FfrW0

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Labour isn't socialist.
Both the conservatives and labour have let in millions of unskilled foreigners to undermine the lower class.
I'm middle class but I'd much prefer an emboldened lower class than the scum we have now.
It's the reason Jeremy Corbyn has had so much push back in the media and within the Labour party. 'cos he's actually socialist, anti israel, wants to scrap "human rights" etc.

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FGW green and gold was underrated too

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me and the lads

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how much or a virgie freak do you have to be to argue politics in a norf thread

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Problem with the north is its just grim. I used to live in the west midlands which is bad enough but up there its just fucking flat, factories everywhere and even greyer then our skies

Post some of your recent norf moments
>Me dad got pissed off when Tyson Fury wore American shorts because he thinks Brits should act British

Excuse me this is the best video of life in the north

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

Liverpool is in the South, you fucking twat.

Leave it out frog.

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>holding drink
>being able to give or take entry-level banter

come on lad americans aren't managing that, fuck me a southerner barely can

>Match Commander gets let off
Keep seething scousers

I'll never understand your lots obsession with the North, live there born and bred and I've travelled a fair few places in my time and its honestly the most grim place ive ever seen. I want to india for christ sake and at least they have colour and vibrance there not this grey dull depressing back drop we have here

I like Sean Bean

>pint wrongly ordered to my table
>accept it anyway
>don't get confronted about it
Mint night out that was

Hull lad checking in.

Cheap pints, cheap chips and cheap girls, wouldn't have it any other way.

The South is just full of preening wankers and freaks

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Midlands isn't the north you cretin

>beat up pcs giving the kiss of life
my sides how did they ever dream that up
>HES A FUCKIN POOFTER NONCE 'IT HIM DAZZER 'IT HIM

>at least they have colour
Brown right?

Why does Weatherspoons need an app. Are people too lazy to order drinks at the bar, why?

thats why i said they were different places you spaz

WHEYYYYYYYY GET IN

retarded middul runt

>at least they have colour and vibrance there
go back abdul

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The norf is suffering.
But imagine a man that went through it with his mind in tact, what a mind that man would have.

Norf > Sowf

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it's impossible to capture such magic on film

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Because the bar is usually an unorganised mess of boomers and professional alcoholics. The app lets you essentially skip the queue.

Also it makes ordering food way easier.

>go to the Manchester
>have to use actual cash to pay for the bus
>it doesn't have a screen telling you what the next stop is, you're just supposed to guess

It's like going back in time lmao

theres ne need for that thats still a women yer talkin aboot

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imagine the smell

Unironically this, spoons is a national institution that should be preserved and become part of the public sector to ensure its longevity.

I watched in my uni theatre as part of my urban theory course, good ending scene

just can't be arsed, simple as

who we are lad
spend a month in coimbra portugal years ago, most beautiful place i ever saw truth be told, but im norf me, i dont belong there, simple as

>Police force completely mishandle football match causing the death of 96 people, then cover it up for 30 years.

Nope, can't see why people would be upset with that

>he doesn't know what an absolute lifesaver the Spoons app is
>he's never ordered a cheeky Cookie Dough sandwich with two bottles of Tyskie without even leaving his table

Gimp

>I can hear each one of them

post yfw slags

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sorry lad that isn't norf enough

youtube.com/watch?v=fESvm3kyjm4

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>up there its just fucking flat,
Wtf are you on about? Up Norf is fucking mountainous

that look so... multicultural
how they manage to do that?

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norfina is cute

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SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Only packis support Man U

>2 for £15
What's that in Freedom Units?

>Grimsby

2 for $15 plus tax

£10 for the one one on the right?
Not bad, I would.

Ah yes all the scum without tickets storming the gates were utterly blameless.

norverners or suveners?

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Lad ill fucking bang you right out

19 dollars.

>and its honestly the most grim place ive ever seen
That's the point. Anons love dystopia.

>loads of people outside who want to get in
>open the fucking doors so they can
>this is fine

Stewards fucked up and police fucked up for letting them

norf kino

youtube.com/watch?v=-1X0AYvM9m0

norven slag or suvern tart?

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I had to catch the bus recently for the first time in 10 years and he didn't even have change for a 20 note so no word of a lie he wrote down 18.35 on a piece of paper and every time someone got on and paid with cash he put it to one side and took it of the total he owed me scribbling out the previous total and writing the new one. Not just counting the pound coins either, actually counting all the change and piling it up. When I got off he handed me a great pile of change and was still 55p short

Fucking lel, nailed the old raisin expats.

Nothing better than a week all-inclusive in Tenerife or Majorca or wherever, eating so much at breakfast and tea that your poo goes funny, smashing the bar with the lads and going out to terrorise the local population.

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lad all I see around here is green, forests, fields, hills
only grey is in the sky
must live in some shit city centre

Norf: The Film

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Meet me outside Asda and i will 'fucking deck you! Fucking chopsy cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=y37ocMI53xo

More Enfield norf kino

How does it get to this point?

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NORF!

"NOT RACIST JUST DONT LIKE EM"

>NGUBU AS AN ATTRIBUTE
LMAO

BASED DAZZA 2BH

SUVVERN POOFTAS

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>meanwhile in USA
youtube.com/watch?v=66SlazJ2RLg
Please nuke us

I tried to pay with a tenner once as a kid and the guy told me to jog on and wouldn;t let me even get on.

It's sweet that the nice retarded man at least tried to be helpful.

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Not even from the UK and am now officially a NORF supporter. You have my solidarity, simple as.

>uncle banned from attending football matches for being racist towards liverpool players

Kes is kino. My dad showed it to me when i was a kid

lol americans are right pussies

>paid with a £20 note on a bus

No fucking wonder you absolute Space Cadet. Driver probably wanted to give you a belt.

Were you on day release lol

Yank here (or yankee as we prefer to call ourselves). No thanks, "bruv," I'm good.

>that zoom in
What in the fuck is that? Looks like a fucking animatronic ogre. Is that a person?

>go-ers

>tfw Derby

The Midlands are the worst of both worlds

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Which episode was this?

Finally ah can has some fuckin real bangers

not that spanish shite

"wud u like egg wiff tha love"

eye n cheeky bit of black puddin inall

t. bus driver

I think it's one of the finales. Her name is Titsiana

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>color and vibrance
I, too, hate myself and other white skin people Akhmed.

at least you can go rambling

> at least they have colour and vibranc
lol typical northern english unaware of the foreign horde

I paid with a £20 the other day, was no bother.

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the real question is why would you want to

fucking kek

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shut it ye gimps, our darren is a pure weapon, knock youse both right out

irish slags > british slags

Her body is like my gfs except smaller tits and bigger hips

youtube.com/watch?v=dznRwa9ERqE

No way your gf looks that good at 50

oink some more piggy

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Can't spell Scunthorpe without cunt

fuck me she's a right milf

Souf > Norf: The Film

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>Hull lad checking in.
I bet you're a bransholme rough'n aren't ya.

>Fookin Skum I Ate The Lot!

Best looking girl I ever met in my whole fucking life was from Derby

Gay: The Film

Fuck Scousers

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careful ya manc cunt

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youtube.com/watch?v=jxXbpHeIrUc

Fuckin' hell lad. As a fellow zoomer this hit.

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Absolute prime Norf kino coming through. Embraces both what a complete shithole the north is while also being very proud of itself, just like real Norfs

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>Tfw from North
>move to London
>can't find a good pie anywhere

Does anybody know this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=O1zfuBgCUqY

1:27

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no you fat bastard

Gipsyville massif lad

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Fucking hell
takes me back

>youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E
incredible

Liverpool has the greatest waterfront in the UK fight me

Me There's a chippy nearby that does a close approximation but it's not the same.

Mentioned a parmo in work the other day and nobody had a fucking idea what I meant.

Half of that stuff wasn't on tv when the zoomers were growing up.

Man I miss shitposting in Yea Forums last year

My mate Gaz told me they eat eel pie down there, just steak for me

Eels are a meme

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the passion that conquered europe
unbeaten in two legged knockouts lad, anfield is unbreakable

>moving away from based norf to that shithole

you never deserve a good pie or parmo again lads, disgusting

I fucking love my country

>a literal shitskin
At least God didn't curse me.

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Black pudding is kino

>black pudding, kippers, haggis in crap tier
souf detected

>when your mum gives you a dinner that isn't brown

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>watch as boomer has to go up and order his John Smiths whilst I get the 5/10 slag to bring me my fruity cider
It's incredible

NEW THREAD YOU SOFT CUNTS:

You have a problem with brown, lad?

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why did they kiss

Chester is nothing but tory dickheads enjoy your waitrose

Why did he kiss him?

>colour and vibrance
Liberal softy, you'd be suited down south in Bristol it's full of 'culture' (aka foreigners) here. fucking miss the north I do

My fiances dads family is from scunthorpe

When did life get so hard bros?

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>There's bugger all up here, we're off down sooouuthhh

The pills kick in at 1.40

When the lefties won

missing panda pop

1.steak and kidney is great for hangovers
2. you have never had blackpudding obviously

Get in here

Whose gonna play them in the inevitable
biopic

>Norfman moving to London

Fuck off mate, how can you go from living on 50p an hour to buying a pint for £8. Talking shite

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>tfw midlands is too irrelevant to even be on the list

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when I couldn't find a job after 2008 and went weird being unemployed due to isolation and feeling worthless which affected me getting jobs that where still around

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I genuinely think the Teeside industry has a harsh beauty to it and walking about in the Cleveland Hills with your mates is peak comfy

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Gotta love wolfing down a massive faggot.

Norf's > scots > Potato People > Welsh > Souf poofs >>>>>>>>>>POWER CHASM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Londanistani's

Since when the fook has cauliflower cheese been a British dish

Norf's > scots > Potato People > Welsh > Souf poofs > Knifes > Londanistanians

Benidorm was a KINO series.

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Can people from the midlands even be considered human?

>t. never been to Ireland

brits >>>>> yanks

As a Yank with norf heritage there is something primeval and spiritual about norf threads; this land and it’s people are so different yet oddly familiar at the same time. I imagine it’s a similar feeling black people have when they see Africans living in huts and whatnot. I am truly in awe of these absolute units.

Ture norfmen drive a van.

fucking hell are you me?

shut the fuck up

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FOOKEN ELL

*steals wallet from a dead child*

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not even. he's only a midul man

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Proper Milf Bruv, could do with a trim down there.

God why must I love mature women so much

Man it wasn't even a close contest, was it

mini scotch eggs are top tier
having a bit of scrambled egg > a whole fucking egg

also where is sausage roll

Glad people still think Liverpool's shit so ponces like you stay away and don't ruin it