Watching a movie

if that isn't the reason you're watching the movie i'm not sure you're a woman

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

>need experience to get gf
>need gf to get experience

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thats nothing, im 27 and never even held hands with a girl or hugged

>put on japkino like Battle Royale
>gf spirals into a fury at the sight of asian teenage girls, accuses me of being a pedo, a creep and a loser and storms out of the house
>continue watching Battle Royale
>have a wank to hitomi later out of spite

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based normie

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>watching a movie
>movie starts groping your boobs

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have sex

dont listen to him user. I genuinely stopped caring about being alone and now im even lonelier than ever.

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That didn't happen and all the chicks in battle royale are uggos

A kiss would be enough.

>having a gf means you're a "normie"
based incel

its ok I won't, if I let go all hope fades.

>has the social skill to get a gf
>thinks he's not a normie

Whores

go out with a girl who has bpd and just ATTEMPT not to have this situation happen near daily with a bunch of different things

>watching some boring war movie, it just goes on and on without nothing happening
>start cuddling bf and kissing him because i want some action
>pushes me away

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>watching a movie
>bf starts sucking your asshole and asks you to shit in his mouth

Super Dave's expression made me lost

>Watching a movie with bros
>Feel a bit bad that it's a total sausage fest and you wish there was some other party you could go to
>Make my complaints known to the rest of the group
>One of my bros says the following: "Well, what else is open besides, your mouth, when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his, like, muscles cause his arms are just like, wrapped around you and you feel like so safe, cause you're like, not that you're gay or nothing, but god you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever"

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It’s my FWB who can’t watch a fucking movie without reaching for my dick at some point. It’s actually annoying as hell, we can’t finish anything without her trying to have sex at some point.

>start a movie with my bf
>5 minutes in he's giving me a foot massage
>30 minutes and he's sucking every one of my toes leaving them a soggy mess
>movie ends and licking his own cum off my toes
guys are fucking gross

I pretty much have always waited until after the movie to go for the grab.

You're never alone, we're all there with you bro

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Incels will seethe at this but it is actually an extemely annoying thing.
Girls literally only ever try to fuck you when you put on a kino

>Well, what else is open besides, your mouth,
This makes absolutely no sense, 0/10 attempt you retarded faggot

if I could brutally murder every normie on this site I would

I also grab my penis alone after watching a film haha

>be me a lonely fag for 4 years
>just became fuckbuddies with an old gf
>on the ferry, returning home from a intercourse festival
>see a 10/10 for my standarts, talk about seat numbers and shit for 10 secs
>instanly fall in love, fantasize about taking a step to meet her
>ferry is about to dock, and i am about to have a fucking heart attack
I always fall in love and fantasize about shit, but never done it because dont wanna sphagetti all over hoes
>leaving the ferry, I slow my pace so she catches up
>'H-Hey....'
>Fucking hoes face goes sour as fuck, mumbles something under her breath
>'A-am I disturbing you?'
>'Yes..'
>Can't even say fucking shit, trying to calm down before my heart bursts

Years of loneliness, and i let my balls decieve me just this once, and my confidence is crushed. I fucking hate this life.

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>bf puts on some boring ass boat movie
>grab his dick and start stroking but he's still soft
>look at him and see a single tear wash away on his cheek

my girlfriend asked me out so joke's on you

is this bonnie?

I actually know this feel but didn't want to be reminded about how much I miss it.

I am concerned for your friend

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you're still a normalfaggot casual who gives a fuck

He still called you the n word. U gonna let him get away w that?

what are you even saying?

More like
>watching a movie
>fall asleep

So? Put out and shut up about it. That's the only reason why he tolerates you. Just being honest.

I was honestly offended once when I put on Blade and my girlfriend wanted to fool around instead of watching it. That movie fucking rocks.

Based LARPing loner

Based jeremie poster

>mfw we the movie now

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The fact that you found this little thread and couldn't fight the urge to tell everyone here - internet strangers, mind you- you have a gf is fucking pathetic dude.

>watching a movie with bf
>he keeps trying to grab my dick

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you will die alone. Just being honest.

thank God
women are trash-tier

Enjoy seething over my post.

Look, I'm not saying that to be mean. I've lived a very lonely life and now I choose to live a lonely life because I can't handle the suffering of losing people and I've learned that I have to be my own best friend and find joy in any degree I can because life is full of suffering and focusing on the pain of being alone will not fix it. Everyone is burdened by something but the thing that attracts people to your being is that you manage to see past it and make the best of what you have. I still get extremely depressed and suicidal but then I realize that the gift of being a conscious being experience all this magnificence far outweighs any sort of negative feeling I may experience. The trick is that you need to find love. Not love in any particular person or thing, but just find love and when you're at your worst remind yourself that your love still exist.

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I also non-sexually fondle my girlfriends breasts. Only women and incels can't comprehend the joy of it.

If I'm watching a movie it means I wanted to watch a movie. If you wanted to fuck then you should've said that.

faggot aren't welcome on this board

This user isn't wrong. It's more about, if you actually are suicidal and sad where you think you won't get worse, you can only improve from that stance by letting yourself and your ego float away into nirvana and start enjoying life and every bit of it. don't be yourself, be no one and enjoy the party on this planet as long as it lasts, since there's no sense to it anyway.

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Don’t listen to the retards user I thought your post was funny

a sign of just how normie you are.

based schizo nigger

>watching movie
>gf starts talking about the victoria's secret semi annual sale and won't stfu about all the perfumes and nail polish she is going to buy
>puts me to sleep with her rambling
>miss out on movie
>have to watch the movie alone later in my study
>bitch barges into my study suddenly and starts rambling about the bath and bodyworks super summer sale
Basic bitch baka.

Yikes, that's annoying. I could never put up with a bitch like that. Just tell her you don't care about it.
The only women whose senseless uninteresting prattling I put up with are my mom and grandma.

>watch movie with bf
>he's half on his pc, asking what just happened every five minutes or asking me to play the scene back
>keeps making completely off the mark guesses about what's going to happen or keeps asking dumb shit during the movie like, "what would you do in that situation"
How do long term relationshipfags resist the urge to murder when they deal with this

Oh god shut up. I don't care

>watching movie
>order 3 pizzas for myself because i have nobody else

Yeah something like that, but more vulgarity.

>watching a movie
>bf starts fondling my dick

try me faggot, I'll put you in the fucking ground

why have gf if you can't grope bob and vagena? huh?

>watching a movie
>boyfriend sharts out all my cum and makes a mess on the couch
>turns to me and says "btw I have AIDS lol"
>mfw

based retard

well at least i caught your workaholics reference, friend

>watching a movie
>commercias come on
>gf starts making out with me
>commericials end
>shes sad

>holding hands
Bro that's even less common than casual sex.

That’s nothing I’m 27 and haven’t even got hands

she could hold your arm stump

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Fucking hell

>watching a movie
>turn it off halfway through because watching a movie alone is depressing

you have no face

that's nothing, I'm 13548 years old and I don't even have a corporeal form

i speak to you from the astral plane

>tfw only hold hand and hugged with a girl
>hugging was real intense and prolonged
>tfw I know it's shit and pathetic but nothings else is even going on so I miss that

>just got laid after years out of the game
>no longer ryan gosling screaming man

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Get a load of this normie

>implyling it's bad
You could go to any house and pretend to be any girl's boyfriend.
Even bonbi

> just got laid after years out of the game
how old are you and tell the story

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>watching a movie
>bf starts groping my boobs
>mfw my feminine penis gets erect

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she's exactly the phenotype of my favorite type of woman. I legit want to kill myself sometimes knowing I won't ever be able to have a relationship with one.

BBG, based bonbi guy.

>watching a movie

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>having a gf doesn’t make you a normalfag
It’s literally the normalfag qualifier.

Have you tried getting some taste?

>literally have a deformed lobster claw with only 2 fingers as a right hand
>gf still holds it

sorry user, no excuse

what

>watching a movie
>arm around gf's shoulder
>she moves my hand to her boob

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Post proof.

I do have a pretty decent sex life and had some nice relationships. But not with girls that have her phenotype

>watching flow TV in 2019

>watching movie with gf
>"Who's that guy again?"

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>watching a movie
>10 minutes through gf looks at me and asks me to kiss her
>we end up fucking all the way through the movie

It seems like I can never get through a movie with her around. Sigh

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>Watch kino with gf
>"i dont get it. wait whats happening?"
it's all so tiresome

lil crab fella

put on a watch and go to biz

do you do other """things""" to her with that weird hand?

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you ever jerked it with that claw?

How well does your dick fit between them? Do you fap with them or your left hand?

everyone dies alone you dummy lmao

really makes you think

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it barely fits and pops out the other side, so I either use both hands or just left.

Not much. One of my exs I would insert the bottom fingers and rub her clit with the top finger

CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS

I haven't had sex in ten years. I'd rather be a virgin

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You deliberately hurt my feelings, and on top of that, got trips. Prepare to die.

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>23, khv
>fat girl at my work hits on me literally every shift I work
>still haven't and won't ever do anything

Who else volcel here?

no, but it's the strongest indicator

BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

The hard times have only just begun

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Test

how fat are we talking about here?
Unless you have a thing for it, don't bother.

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Timestump or gtfo

>tfw you're not cashing in on free foot action

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What is Ween's 1997 cult classic album?

I would very much like to know how to get the gf to stop talking during kino time.

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>>having a gf means you're a "normie"
unless your "gf" is locked in your bedroom/garage or mentally retarded. yes it does.

Then you are ultra-normie

can you tell me her name

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How strong is it?

Just get a gf lol

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Steve

Very fat

>they've got nails

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bonbi:slut
Belle delphine :pretending to be a slut
learn the difference

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Interesting. I once dated a girl that had a foot sorta like that. She had a run in with a lawn mower when she was 5. I just sort of shelved my minor-league foot fetish when we were together because she would get really self conscious even if I just wanted to rub her soles.

>how do you type with boxing gloves on?

>not recognizing the ATHF reference

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What movie?

she blacked

not very. I could pinch your finger and it would hurt, but it can't hold much weight. I usually have to wrist grip heavy stuff.

>Timestump

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can you crush a human bone with it?
also, shave you arm

.then no, it's disgusting.
And you probably won't be able to get hard when you see her naked.

You can check
/bbg/ Bonbibonkers general #251 on /wsg/

do you still have money or did you give it all to her already?

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not joking. this gave me flashbacks to Brundlefly

>watching a movie
>no gf

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cute little sideboob

>shave you arm
Are you fucking gay?

WHERE THE FUCK IS HER TONGUE

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER TEETH???

What does it mean if you constantly chat with a girl and she is always super flirty for a month but now she's super cold?

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thanks bonbibro

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No I can only bruise. Only queers shave arms.

holding hands is more intimate than sex though

she got annoyed with you being a pussy not making a move

Pussy drought

LOL you got fat, faggot

She wanted sex
She got impatient that you didn't pick up on her flirting
So she had sex with someone else
And now she doesn't want to have sex with you

I didn't mean shave completely. just shorter. It looks weird as fuck like this.

Probably thought you were stringing her along or something

Fuck, that actually makes sense

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Still waiting for you to post proof of your """gf""" touching this, you absolute faggot from mars

>watching blade runner 2049 in IMAX
>gf keeps whispering every 10 seconds about all the shit she doesn't understand
>irritated, I quickly tell her to shut up because I dont know the answers to your fucking questions, just fucking pay attention to the movie
>starts to cry and leaves the theater

I mean, I know I overreacted but she knew that nothing pisses me off more than people talking during a movie.

Ironically
>gfs whimpers were somewhat loud as she was walking out of the theater
>noticed that half of the theater had their eyes on me during this, including this one qt
>slouch in my seat and try to enjoy the last 2 hours of this kino
>movie ends and that same qt approaches me asking "what I did to her"
>after explaining it, she was somewhat on my side and agreed that people should talk during a movie period
>continue to see more uninterrupted kino with this girl behind my gfs back until she notices all the charges to my credit card from the movie theater, breaks up with me
>sometime later I invite that qt over to my place to watch the original spongebob squarepants movie
>start to fuck her raw just as spongebob is being launched out of David hasselhoff's chest
>qt becomes new, better gf

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>try to hang out with girl
>has a panic attack

Why am I like this, Anons?
The medicine never worked, what the hell am I supposed to do?

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>trimming your arm air
what are you even saying, you silly person

there are good people on both sides

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>watching a movie
>gf grabs your dick

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stop following this whore... ffs

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I gained 50lbs in 5 minutes

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The thing is we still talk to eachother but she is very indifferent to anything I say now.

this is a russian psyop user, don't let the reds invade your mind

>what are you even saying, you silly person
this is why you don't have a gf. Do you even shave your balls and ass?

kloanon....