How the fuck do ORCS of all fucking people know what a menu is?

How the fuck do ORCS of all fucking people know what a menu is?

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Saruman, a well cultured individual, calls the daily rations a menu for his work force.

Isengard is well-regarded across Middle-earth for its exquisite cuisine

Presumably they understand choices because they have many. Unlike the soi males of today.

Because they aren't actually speaking English, so the dialogue is localized to make sense to the viewers.

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He actually said men poo which was a base to most meat based Orc dishes.

shut the fuck up you retard, you haven't read the books

Wow, of all the fucking dumbass excuses I've heard to this obviously evident plothole, this is by far the fucking laziest.

They have restaurants like everyone else in the world.

reading is for fags

I wonder what's on the typical Mordor menu besides maggoty bread

How it appears in the books.

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Meat.

Despite their looks, orcs were the technologically most advanced race of Middle Earth. They had factories and shit, of course they know what a menu is.

Thats Uruk Hai you fucking normal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That was just Saruman, other orcs are caveman-tier retards

Should be noted that the word 'menu' is not used in the books at all, it's just a snappy line from the film.

Except in Gimli's battle-cry during the battle of Helm's Deep, "Baruk Khazâd, Khazâd ai-mênu", but that has no relation to the loan word.

no they aren't, where are you getting this from? sarumann's uruks are just imitations of sauron's black uruks

They are no rabble of mindless orcs. They were Uruk-hai. Their restaurants were 3 Michelin star rated. Their palettes complex.

More menus

Palates.

so you think the guys who build the most badass siege equipment in middle earth don't know what a fucking menu is? lmao at this humanboi.

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Uruk-hai used to be elves

Elves are civilized, probably have something like restaurants

this is not that hard to figure out

Meat would have had to been on the menu once and it was going to go back.

Well, there are no orcish restaurants but there are cafeteria-type eating-houses, generally providing a cauldron full of a food to be shared among "patrons." So they would be familiar with the concept of a menu. Certainly orcish menus won't overwhelm you with choices... they're more of an overview of what's available to put in your face. Like a high school cafeteria menu.

For example:

>WELCOME TO GLOB-GLAGZ'S CARNARIUM
>THIS WEEK'S MENU
>MONDAY: BRAISED HOBBIT WITH SEASONAL ROOT VEGETABLES
>TUESDAY: LEG OF MAN
>WEDNESDAY: GENERAL SAURON'S CHICKEN
>THURSDAY: PULLED ELF SANDWICHES
>FRIDAY: MAGGOTY BREAD
>SATURDAY: MAGGOTY BREAD
>SUNDAY: MAGGOTY BREAD

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>maggoty bread for 3 stinking days
ishygddt

>Saruman is their leader
>is a literal angel incarnate
>has experienced food of the gods
>probably asks for menus all the time
>finally get a load of supplies in
>"ah good, salted pork is back on the menu"
>orcs think it's a funny word
>start pretending they don't have certain foods then saying they do
>"ah, so it is back on the menu?"
>uruks are pissing themselves over it
>out on a mission
>gobby orc snaga gets rekt
>"looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

The concept of a menu (though not the word) dates back to the Roman Empire. Presumably even orcs have delicatessens where they can choose what kind of manflesh or pork or whatever they eat.

Orcs gotta live man, just like everyone else.

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>maggoty bread for 3 fucking days in a row
This is what that dumb faggot Ugluk is doing with our union fees?

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Reminds me of when they were calling him Sharkey and he assumed it was a term of endearment, but it was just Sharku, which was orc for "old man."

This is no rabble of mindless Orcs. These are Uruk-Hai. Their burgahs are thick and their palettes broad.

how the fuck do ORCS of all fucking people know what a boy is? they're born adults

>people
>Orcs
>People

Pick one

uruk-hai are made from men you disgusting maggot

Is the intelligence of orcs underestimated?

I think they show some dead rabbits hanging from a rack when Sam and Frodo walk around Mordor