/got/ FUCK ROASTIES AND DANYFAGS EDITION

For me? It's seeing Dany's head on a fucking spike. My dying wish is to see based Jon chain Dany up, murder all of her followers, Daario, and her dragon in front of her, then slowly torture her to death. I hate cunts like her. I genuinely do

EVERYONE loves based Jon. The wildlings, the northmen. They all follow him. Dany on the other hand? No one likes her. She's a cunt. She has no personality. She has no friends. And yet she still has the audacity to talk shit about Jon. He's the only person who even genuinely likes you, you stupid whore.

I genuinely hope not only Dany, but Emilia Clarke herself, dies an extremely painful death. How based would it be to turn on the news one day and hear Emilia Clarke burned alive in her house. No Kit Harington to save her. I bet Kit hates that bitch. He only likes her because he gets paid for it. Jon could do leagues better. She hit the wall 5 years ago. Jon's just entering his prime. Stupid bitch thinks she can be picky with men when she's got the face of an AARP member. Fuck you whore. Wait a second, Dany already died BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

I reiterate, fuck Dany, fuck Danyfags, fuck Emilia Clarke, fuck all roasties and fuck anyone who doubts based Jon.

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Jon killed Dany

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gamers rise up

>fuck Dany
>fuck Emilia Clarke
GLADLY

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>fuck Dany
>fuck Emilia Clarke
WITH MY SWORD

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For me, it's Ashara Dayne. The purest girl of Westeros.

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>killing hot aunt waifu who will do anything for you

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HOLY BASED

Checked and Emiliapilled
With MY sword if you catch my drift

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*is too kino for TV in your path*

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ridiculously based OP
reminder that dany was always boring and shitty writing making her more """likeable""" does not justify shitty writing

It's time

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FUCK MIDGETS

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Stick em with the pointy end.
I taut you well, my son.

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You CANNOT do better than this.

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BASED OP

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Hate crime reported. Expect a knock on the door and a blocked account. Cheers!

*AHEM*
FUCK S8 JON
FUCK D&D
AND
FUCK KING'S LANDING

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AHEM
*TING TING*
I have an announcement.

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what happened to this sword

Say it with me.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

Midge

*AHEM*
MY LORDS AND LADIES, I HAVE AN IMPORANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

cast her

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cheers

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My wife.

FUCK cripples, FUCK foreigners, FUCK northern whores telling me to sit down, FUCK dwarfs getting to decide the fate of the continent, FUCK "stories" and FUCK this farce of a council
I am taking the throne by force, NOW. Rivermen, to me!

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why hasn't grrm described vhagar's appearance yet? it can't be that hard to come up with colors for dragons

>roastie btfo.webm
>the woman he kicks is a virgin

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>No Kit Harington to save her. I bet Kit hates that bitch. He only likes her because he gets paid for it. Jon could do leagues better. She hit the wall 5 years ago. Jon's just entering his prime. Stupid bitch thinks she can be picky with men when she's got the face of an AARP member. Fuck you whore.
t. Kit Harington

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damaged goods, he broke her hymen with that kick

>ITT

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seasons 5-8... I am forgotten

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women can break their hymens riding horses, doesn't mean shit, she's still a virgin

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'ate rose
'ate that game of thrones ended
luv booze
luv emilia
simple as

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seriously it makes you forget that house stark is a family at all, they barely ever bring up anyone except Ned and even then only to shit on his memory
not to mention rickon...

nth for the best house

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Extremely based

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epic cringe

epic based

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This thread is a mummer's farce. Each post a jape.

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>Sansa finally meets up with Jon, then lies to him the night before a major battle
>Bran returns and starts talking about how beautiful Sansa was when she was raped
>Arya returns and immediately clashes with Sansa, threatening to kill her
>Jon comes back with the Dragon Queen and is immediately doubted, manipulate and lied to
At the end of the day, it's a story about family.

>epic cringe
cringe

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Gendry caving in her skull with his warhammer while shouting "WHOOOOOOOOOOORE" would have been max kino

Season 7 and 8 aren't just bad in comparison to the first seasons, they're just garbage television

What are you doing with that plastic toy hammer nigga
S7 is a masterpiece compared to S8

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season 8 was worse, but mostlh just as an inevitable consequence of 7's set-up

>she's still a virgin
doubtful

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best house coming through
BASED AS FUCK

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S7 sucked but people thought it was going somewhere, the entire season was worthless now that we got the ending, s7 was almost all misdirection

>She has no personality. She has no friends.
THIS QUEEN HAS A CUTIE FACE

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Season 7 was a consequence of season 6's setup. To be honest, Young Griff should have been introduced in season 5 at the very least, and the King's Landing plot suffered without him.

Season 8 had bad action and widespread character assassination. Season 7 might have been bad and rushed, but it wasn't nearly as bad as season 8.

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>following the unexpected and tragic death of lead actress Emilia Clarke, due to health issues, HBO has announced that they will be cancelling the popular drama series, which just aired its Season 6 finale

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Dance of Cucks is max cringe. Robert's Rebellion is based.

saved

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this is the most cringe thing that i've seen in the past years

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this is the most based thing that i've seen in the past years

Is this all /got/ has devolved to?

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The fact that he picked and edited it makes it funny

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chears m8

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Who would rather play around in the snow with iglooniggers than rule the continent with their hot aunt wife? Jon got cucked hard by the Starks, and you fags don't even know it.

lel

Look how they massacred my boy
>Ned Stark's bastard.
>Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, the organisation founded to counter the threats from beyond the Wall.
>Heavily hinted at being Azor Ahai reborn, the champion of fire against the White Walkers.
>Murdered by his own men in a mutiny.
>Resurrected by Melisandre, the Red Witch.
>"They think you're some kind of god, the man who returned from the dead."
>Not actually Ned Stark's bastard, but Aegon Targaryen, the legitimate son of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.
>A.K.A The Song of Ice and Fire.
>Retakes Winterfell from the Boltons, avenging the Starks.
>Becomes King in the North despite his status as a bastard.
>Spends a whole season on Dragonstone trying to convince Daenerys Targaryen to be his ally.
>Immediately renounces his crown because "she's muh queen".
>During the "Long Night", does absolutely nothing, isn't even allowed to have a 1-on-1 fight with the Night King.
>Instead of showing his growth as a warrior by fighting and slaying Viseryon (like Aragorn fights a troll 1-on-1 in RotK), is instead content with just shouting at it and dying.
>Has his kill stolen by his cringey little sister.
>The rest of his dialogue is either "I don't want it" or "You're my queen".
>Kills Daenerys in the most emotionless and boring "shock" scene in GoT.
>Isn't even considered for the throne, despite everyone knowing that he's a legitimate candidate.
>Rejoins the Night's Watch despite the only person who wants him exiled leaving the continent forever.
>Maybe becomes King-Beyond-the-Wall.

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Whore #2

Serious question, if Sansa liked rape so much, why didn't she like Joffrey?

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I don't want her dead but this would've been better place to stop than the shitty ending we got

I'd be fine with this.

>Is this all /got/ has devolved to?
we've always been like this

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If Varys wanted a Targ restoration why did he offer Jorah a royal pardon for killing Dany

She only wants to be raped by real men like Sandor, not by manlets like Joffrey, Ramsay, LF, Tyrion or Jon

Well not anymore of course

But in that fight she was

Varys kinda forgot that he was a Targ supremacist all along

George asspull after the fact just like littlefinger and Jon arryn

>cucked out of fighting a single White Walker by a teleporting goblin
>acted out of character and let a million people die because he doesn't understand Westeros's views on incest
>killed his own kin and queen
>is banished back to where he started by his faggot cousin
OH MY GOD, JON IS SO BASED!

He wants a Blackfyre dynasty

atleast he got to keep his head, Grey Worm should have been honor bound to kill him unless he said some line like "I won't kill my queen's lover" but he didn't. Shitty writing through and through for the past 4 season, last 2 seasons especially being all fan fiction tiers.

Please, S8 Jon is not canon. S8 is not canon.

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>saved by Tyrion
>saved by Ghost
>saved by Olly
>saved by Stannis
>saved by Melisandre
>saved by Dany
>saved by Dany (again)
>saved by Arya

how can a man can be so based?

a what

He needed Dany as fAegon's wife to do that, unkess he intended to marry him off to Viserys

as opposed to Dany that was acting like a literal sandnigger killing children and babies after a city surrendered?

Also
>Saved by littlefinger/royce

But who will Jaime marry?

Davos “I've never known bells to mean surrender.”

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Friendly reminder that Dany should have arrived in Westeros a season earlier and Cersei should have been dealt with and finished by the end of S7

Dany should have arrived after season 4. The whole sons of harpy storyline was garbage.

>talking about dialogue contintuity from 6 seasons ago when the show can't even keep it's own dilaogue continuity in an episode with Dany "forgeting about the Iron Fleet"

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He will marry queen Cersei to secure a permanent alliance between the Westerlands and the Iron Throne and to put an end to those disgusting rumors

Friendly reminder that Dany should have arrived in Westeros at the start of book 2

>Dany should have arrived after season 4
sup showfag

Cringe, Jaime will marry Brienne and secure an alliance with the Isle of Tarth

you realise this is a show general on board for the discussion of TV shows, it's called /got/, not /asoiaf/ and it's not on Yea Forums

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Dany should've gone through a burn tour of the slave cities using the dothraki to break the slavers and just taken her unsullied dragons and some sellswords to westeros, she didn't even need the dothraki there was totally pointless. I hope George scraps that in the books

So the Lannisters will have control of all the sapphire mines?

>as opposed to Dany that was acting like a literal sandnigger killing children and babies after a city surrendered?
I think both their characters were massacred, so what's your point?

Well the gold mines dried up

>Be with me. Build the new world with me, this is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name, and I was a little girl who couldn't count to twenty. We do it together, we break the wheel together.
Any men with normal testosterone levels would accept Dany's offer.

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her idea of "breaking the wheel" was burning cities to the ground and burning children alive

He doesn't know anything though

BASED
A
S
D

Tywin has it melted down to forge widow’s wail and Oathkeeper

who cares about plebs lmao

it only makes sense if varys knew jon was aegon the whole time

Why didn’t Tyrion accept Robb’s terms in ACOK? A hostage swap of Jaime and Sansa would end the war

>her idea of "breaking the wheel" was burning cities to the ground and burning children alive
Yes, due to bad writing. The only explanation we got was that she saw The Red Keep and wanted to "make it personal."

>burning children alive
nothing wrong with that

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Ned needed to be avenged.

AAAAAH ONION KNIGHT I NEED ONLY YOUR STRONGEST ONIONS AAAAAH

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They didn't want an independent norf

Was her cunny scaly?

Only half of it

by burning down all the parts that weren't the red keep?

D&D literally said the reason she burned it all was because she saw the Red Keep and decided to make it personal though. Maybe she wasn't even mad and was just pregnant emotions

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>The fucking Lannisters end up being the family that act like they love each other the most, even Cersei doesn’t kill Tyrion when she could have

Well maybe it’s fitting

>that pic

Can someine find and post the full version of it made a few months back where everyone put in a suggestion?

>by burning down all the parts that weren't the red keep?
Hence the "bad writing" part. Dany's downfall doesn't make sense and there is no bigger meaning about how the throne corrupts, because she won before she decided to murder everybody for no reason.

>it's a "Daenerys in Meereen" scene

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that's not the way it works in Medieval Times, friend.

But she had to learn to ru--oh, never mind.

youtube.com/watch?v=sdxaNeRn1GA
starts playing

>Neither Jon or Dany become king rendering ADWD pointless

Fuck GRRM

GOOD SERVER GOOKMOOT
BRAVO

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jesus, she's the pinnacle of cuteness

Water isn't wet
The sun is hot
Emilia Clarke is cute

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Meanwhile the kid that has had three chapters in the last two books becomes king

Realistically how fucked is Jon when Dany returns from Volantis?

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She will come mad as fuck but will fall for him again when she see him.
Also Jon regrets killing her too

She'd never kill him, he's family

>saw a video a while back where its the scene where ned executes the nights watch deserter in S1 E1, except its edited to be minecraft where Ned Executes him with a Diamond Sword

>cant find it for the life of me

Help me /got/ you're my only hope

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>he isn't replacing his entire reaction image folder with frames from this video

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>they now have matching stabby scars over their hearts
romantic

i miss looking forward to stannis post just give the bobby rebellion already

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Season 9 just writes itself

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What if she finds him fucking some wildling qt?

why you so mad tho?

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Y-you have more cute Emilia reactions?

She won't because Jon has become a volcel after killing her

Maybe

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The sequence of events for season 8 made absolutely no sense why would you continue it?

because they want more money

To fix the sequence of events in season 8 that made absolutely no sense

I have a few

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Where is this from? I don't remember any behind the scenes video for that

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CUTE. more please?

If season 9 applied logic, I would watch it solely for the inevitable shitstorm.

Literally unfixable after the fact, rewriting the season would be a better idea

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sure

>bran is actually a receptacle of the drowned god/is becoming the new night king
>slowly bringing apocalypse to planetos
>jon and dany needs to stop him
>???
i don't know if would fix it but would be a better ending than s8

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My sides

DAENERYS COMING IN!!!!!! JON SNOW LITTLE INCELS PATHETIC LOSERS HAVE NO POWER HERE

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Dany should’ve violently died in season 2.

CUTIE PIE

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based dany posters

youtu.be/xZs8eftkRZE

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Jon is cool, S8 Jon is not canon

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Dany should've win Game of Thrones, the only ending that would satisify Yea Forums chads and general public

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ahegao Bran

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he wasn't a chad

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Reminder that Emilia Clarke has a titanium plate in her skull, making her a true metalhead.

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Yes he was cool, but his one or maximum two autist cucks in /got/ deserve to be spit in their tumblr degenerate faces for disrespecting /our gals/ Daenerys Targaryen and Emilia Clarke

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>her face when she sees the oreos you got her
She's literally perfect bros

Based

I used to be one and i regret it

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>when you have the complete series of Friends on blu-ray

fuck off nigger faggot

>when you find a hidden package of oreos

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twitter.com/gifsclarke/status/1141417647839621127

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maisie is so cute, i want to marry her

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>maisie is so cute, i want to marry her

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>Jon, you here's your knife back
>it looks like you accidentally stabbed me
>you didn't do that on purpose, right?
>killing your lover, kin and Queen would be crazy ha ha

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>That's what season 8 is, isn't it? Forgetting, and being forgotten. If we forget where we've been and what we've done, we're not good characters anymore, We're just subverting expections. Our memories come from books. Our stories aren't just stories. If I wanted to erase the world of ice and fire, I'd start with Jon and Daenerys

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Trying to imagine season 9
>hey dany why'd you destroy the city after you won and turned into a evil fascist, I still have nightmares about that
>I don't know I didn't write the story, why'd you kill me instead of just knocking me out and flying off
>tyrion told me to
>how did you and tyrion live anyway?
>grey worm suddenly developed 21st century justice and the dothraki disappeared
>Why didn't we just get married anyway?
>I don't know
>anyway I still love you even though you stabbed me in the heart

SHE DESERVED BETTER.

For D&D's sake, I hope she gets that Emmy

so can we agree that GRRM expanding on Dorne and Greyjoy as main storylines during the last 2 books was a terrible idea?

These Jonfags must be crypto-Sansfags. Why would a Jonfag be anti-Dany? That's like keying your own car.

Based writerbro

Yes

>Every night they were on the boat sailing to White Harbor, without fail, Jon came to her room. She expected him every time, dressing in barely anything when she opened the door and shut it behind him, closing them off together.
>She thought about that word a lot and Jon liked to repeat it when talking about their plans once they got to the North. But that matter was never discussed when he was in her courters.
>Daenerys would spend the evening with his head in between her legs, hands digging into her thighs as he worked with his tongue in ways she hadn’t received before. Jon was no selfish lover. Only when she was satisfied and clawing at his scalp did he move to get on top of her, pupils so dark with want that they overtook his iris.
>She liked to hold him afterwards in the place he would collapse, body spent, his head on her chest, his body still wedged between her legs, letting her breaths lulling him to sleep. He confessed to her one night that he felt less alone in the world with her there, and Dany held him tighter.
>She knew the change was happening once they had arrived and she had gotten settled in. Her stomach had swelled only slightly but it was enough for her and Missandei to both notice and make the connection. Daenerys told her to keep it between them for the time being, no one else needed to know.
>Ghost would come back most nights to check on her and she began to anticipate the time he would come, almost on a schedule, but when he began refusing to leave, instead curling up by the door so no one would be able to enter the room at night, that was when she knew the secret could no longer remain that way. Jon would soon realize his direwolf’s strange behavior.
>She had to tell him - "You’re going to be a father"

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Haveth copulations and dilate thy mother...

But muh eldritch Euron and Darkstar!

i glad the darkstar posting stopped

What could've been :(. I'd hold out hope for the books but George hates happy couples

>George hates happy couples
Unless his self-interest is involved.

>dorne
yes
>greyjoy
fuck no

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True. Not like it matters to Sam which kid that isn't his he has to raise

THE BAMBI KING

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Joffrey didn't fuck, he was only interested in stuff like shooting chicks with crossbows.

>the young doe they call him

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oh my

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What? The least interesting characters? There wasn't a single character in Seasons 6-7 I gave a shit about. The remaining decent characters died with the Sept of Baelor.

So he was gay? Shit, no wonder Jaime and Robert didn't care about him

>The remaining decent characters
Margaery? Olenna's pawn? Or maybe Lancel? Also a pawn. You must prefer the High Sparrow, who is obviously looking out for himself.

best post itt

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High Sparrow, Kevan, Mace Tyrell, Tommen, Margaery, Loras. All infinitely more interesting characters than muh good guys vs bad guys much cringey sympathetic Lannister incest bullshit, muh Jonerys.

> rolls into your thread, and into your heart...

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Easy, say Bran mindtucked them and is really the Great Other, but thanks to the Red Priests and the Lord of Light Dany's mind is clear and protected now as is Jon's. Drogon was immune because he is a weapon of the Lord. Now Dany will work the rest of her life make up for what she's done with Jon at her side, they'll do it, together

He wasn’t gay, he was just a craven, as GRRM would say.
He was sexually and romantically interested in women, but was a humongous coward and didn’t ever want to actually get his hands on anything. That’s why he always ordered his guards or squires to beat and kill people rather than he doing it himself. Same goes for sexual activity. He was into BDSM (as is seen in s2 with him making the two prostitutes violently beat and kill each other) for sexual gratification, but he didn’t want to do it himself for whatever reason. He was a voyeuristic sexual sadist in the show, and a spoiled bratty approval-seeking sociopath in the books.

that would be the best thing ever

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>High Sparrow, Kevan, Mace Tyrell, Tommen, Margaery, Loras
Wow, you listed pawns or dead pawns.

Would marry and cherish for the rest of my life and my nephews and nieces will be like our own kids

Name my band, /got/

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It's in that moment when Emilia rejects his drunken advances that benioff decides to make this personal. I dont think he planned to write this ahead of time, but it happened. There's something chilling about how Benioff responds to actor criticism, killing off barristan for example. I think if things had gone any other way, you wouldn't have seen this side of daenerys, but here we are

Infinitely more interesting characters than Jon "I duhn wan eet" Snow or Daenerys "Mary Sue" Targaryen.

Why not get a third prostitute to suck him off while two others beat each other. And I thought he had Ros beat the other one as a rejection of Tyrion?

I actually agree with you that all of those characters you listed were some of the more interesting people in the show. Especially Margaery & Tommen (their relationship too to some degree), the High Sparrow, and even Loras. The show made any remotely interesting plot-lines and characters condensed/sidetracked/killed or just forgotten about completely for convenience and laziness sake.
Pretty lame.

Based writerchad

cringecore

D&D cant into political intrigue, they just blew em all up and people cheered it

Nah, he doesn’t give a single fuck about Tyrion. Joffrey despises him and actively tries to publicly humiliate, kill, slander, and generally heavily belittle him on more than several occasions.
This is his non-sexual sadism, and also desire to get family approval (no one in the Lannister family likes Tyrion either except for Jaime.)
He made the two prostitutes hurt each other cause it quite literally got his rocks off. You can visibly tell from his expression that he’s aroused/turned on.
Ultimately he’s just a fearful pathetic dude who died a virgin.

Who am I supposed to care about? Cersei, who has no realistic chance to be Queen? Jaime? Who's her glorified servant and has no character of his own? Jon? Who's your generic boring hero, or Dany who's meant to be his romantic interest even though they have no chemistry aside from the shit D&D and the redditor insane fanatics you see in this thread? Or what about Tyrion or Varys, who have zero point to their characters anymore?

I stopped giving a fuck after Season 6. Yeah, they butchered Stannis in the fifth season, but I still thought there was a chance to be had with the King's Landing plotline, the Tyrells and so on.

Hate Dany but still wished that she won. The best way forward for Westeros is the pacification of the Great Lords and a transition to absolute monarchy. Aegon the Unlikely knew this and he also knew that dragons would be the only way to make it happen. Bran is a weak king who does not care for the common people or the unity of the realm. The best case scenario would be Dany dying and Jon taking Drogon and the throne.

>desire to get family approval
Joffrey didn't even consider having any ties to the Lannisters. In his mind, he was a Baratheon through and through, and got extremely spastic when one of those lionfags tried to think they're better than Bobby B.

The Westerlands was already an absolute monarchy, technically.

Yep, although roughly after s5 or so that’s when I lost the ability to give a shit. Funnily enough the show became extremely predictable despite D&D claiming they’re going to “subvert expectations.” There was no more intrigue, mystery, thrilling twists. All of the characters D&D disliked or deemed irrelevant were predictably killed off out of buttfuck nowhere. They completely butchered and assassinated both LF, Varys, and Tyrion. Every ‘important’ and main character became meme characters with the same recycled lines from earlier seasons or just completely dumbed down versions of themselves.
GOT/ASOIAF is just Stark and Lannister interactions with some extermination of other houses involved, nothing more. Complete waste of time and bitter disappointment.

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Maybe it’s more emphasised in the books but half of the stuff he does is because he’s enabled by Cersei, who (in the books) thinks he’s a perfect king and can do no wrong. He’s really just a product of his environment and seems like an unstable insecure loser to me.

Exactly. The king needs to do to the Great Lords what Tywin did to the Reynes and Tarbecks. The Lords of the Reach will be docile when Highgarden gets the Harrenhal treatment.

Starks have too much designated protagonist to them to care about them. The main Lannisters we see in the show are pretty tiring. Cersei's MUH CHILDREN and wine sipping on a roof was increasingly boring, as was Jaime insisting to Edmure, Tyrion, Olenna and whoever else on how devoted he was to Cersei.

Interesting Lannisters were Tywin and Kevan, and if they count, Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella. Books had more interesting Lannisters though, and even the Starks' plotlines were infinitely better.

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Absolute monarchy is impossible on the scale of Westeros, which is the size of South America. Hell even the Westerlands isn't supposed to be some sort of centralized bureaucratic proto-nation state in the books. Its just how the show portrays it for some reason.

What did you find interesting about Myrcella? I actually found her to be pretty meh, at least the screen depiction. She basically does nothing, and is irrelevant to everything, and barely has any plot at all. She’s just the singular incest-born daughter from Cersei and Jaime.

The potential she had and role she and Trystane (and by extension, Dorne) could've had in the King's Landing plotting and intrigue.

Margaery isn't Olenna's pawn, she had a different plan from her, which was to use the Faith to hr advantage, whereas Olenna had been trying to oppose it. Were you even paying attention?

He’s literally fucked

As in she will have sex with him again

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Is this rewritten Dany and Drogo?

Will LF and Sansa/Alayne bang in Winds? They have a faux father/daughter relationship (which they’ve actually both started to take very seriously) and there’s a ton of sexual tension between them in SOS and AFFC. They’re still in the Vale together scheming. They could’ve banged in the show too considering how much they eyefucked, but D&D....

If I misread that and you meant Mace then yeah he is a pawn, but still more interesting and fun onscreen than all the mopey characters in seasons 7 and 8

>10 years of Yea Forums shitting on Dany
>"Queen of Burgers LMAO XD"
>D&D ruin her character
>everyone hates her development
>Yea Forums: "wow this unironically kino, she's so cute! TEAM DANY!!"
fuck I knew you were contrarians, but this is pathetic

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No one “ruined” anything. Dany has absolutely zero appeal what so fucking ever aside from her appearance, and even then, her actress irreversibly hit the wall ages ago. She’s a dumb, ugly, useless whore and that’s why she gets shilled here so much.

We're literally invaded by reddit. No one unironically likes Dany. This is Stannis country.

>taking a class in the summer
>tell class my favorite show is Game of Thrones
>get laughed at
w-what. i thought people loved this show

Jon's too okay with status quo, he wouldn't change anything unless it involved getting ready for an apocalypse

No. Relying on the fealty of your Lords who have their own men and armies granted purely by blood and with only levels of administration being you, the lords and that's it does not absolute monarchy make

cope harder Varys, and check my digits.

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Problem?

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No, pretty sure it's from a fanfic

>hit the wall
>barely looks different

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I always loved Dany

In the show, feudalism in the Westerlands doesn't exist. You see a professional army led by Jaime, all decked out in those lion uniforms. Obviously this is D&D dumbassery, but this is how it was made in the show in Seasons 7-8. At least feudalism still exists up North, with mentions of Umbers and Glovers.

Were you even here season 7?

>a professional army
Talisa pointed out to Robb that they weren't though. That they were farm boys and shit

That's why I say Seasons 7-8. Obviously in the earlier seasons, which were actually good, things are different. There's even a meeting between Tywin and his vassals. Season 7 and 8 goes fuck it and just gives the Westerlands a professional army which they just keep throwing around even though they should be really running low on men by now.

user, /got/ has always been pretty reddit. They ate the shitty season 7 Jon x Dany romance up like the rest of the normie crowd did.

>Jon's too okay with status quo,
Jon was literally Robert 2.0 waiting to happen, where he'd likely be found drinking himself in the basement over muh Lyanna/Dany. Jaehaerys I was already way better than Jon, so I doubt anything new happens under King Jon.

Isn't 7 the one where Arya meets Ed sheeran and his group and they're also just farm boys and shit made to go to war?

trash in transition

>he doesn't like tsundere Dany
>while posting on Yea Forums
What?

i like qt's, alright. sue me.

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>hearing them all talk with their full bong accents

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I guess i'm just not a raging faggot who enjoys cheap romance plots like you.

sucks we didn't get a scene of ed sheeran being burnt alive in king's landing

I would some of your finest Radmure images please.

youtube.com/watch?v=r9OoIQUTPaQ

They literally act like the US Army on deployment in Vietnam. It doesn't push home the 'they're someone's levies' in any way seeing as they're also decked out in full armor-uniform, which doesn't look cheap.

How is Grum responsible for D&D's changes?

I'm guessing they were all bookchads

The books are so good and the show is so bad. How?

>Ed Sheeran
I honestly still have no idea who this is. I just know the Bongs apparently really like him for some reason.

Yer jalan atthirari anni

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D. &. D.

the filllers

dany

Game a what now

watch dragon demands get woke

D&D openly despised some ASOIAF charcters and as such decided to screw em over. Cases include such characters as: Stannis, Littlefinger, Euron Greyjoy, Rickon Stark, and plenty of others.

Get fucked niggers

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They butchered whole characters since season 2 when they could've just adapted them accurately why are they so bad

What are HBO going to do when Bloodmoon flops?

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Idk what country you're from, but he was insanely popular in the US/UK/Canada at least for a while. He's the one who made this song that was fucking everywhere for what felt like all of 2017.
youtube.com/watch?v=A8q4O1mwnEc

to be fair, Stannis is a pretty shit character to begin with.

Do an animated season 9 and bring back all the actors to do voiceover.

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They also had clear favorites (and tbf so does Martin), and they whitewash the fuck out of those favorite. Especially Tyrion.
Books:
>"What do you plan to offer the dragon queen, little man?"
>My hate, Tyrion wanted to say. Instead he spread his hands as far as the fetters would allow. "Whatever she would have of me. Sage counsel. Savage with, a bit of tumbling. My cock, if she desires it. My tongue, if she does not. I will lead her armies or rub her feet, as she desires. And the only reward I ask is I might be allowed to rape and kill my sister.

Show:
>Tyrion: "Dany you can't kill Cersei that would be wrong! Let me go negotiate with her!"

*Savage wit

King's Landing isn't the best place to find a castle
So Riverrun is where I go
Me and my friends at the siege doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow
Come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I'll give it a chance now
Take my hand, stop, put Rains of Castamere on the jukebox
Lord Walder starts the feast, and now I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your land
The Riverlands were handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my liege
She may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that banner on me
Come on now, follow my liege
Come, come on now, follow my liege
I'm in love with the siege of you
We push and pull like the Tullys do
Although their castle is falling too
We're off to take down Dany
And last night you were in my room
And now my banners smell like you
Every day conquering something brand new
We're off to take down Dany

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You know what I think was an underused meme?

That time King Robert was in an all-male burlesque

youtube.com/watch?v=7LbHp1onxS4

fuck off, faggot

Hopefully S9 with Dany losing her platinum hair when resurrected

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One of them is a fisherman's son and they mention the boys having to go off to war. It's a bit modern how they talk about their experiences but it's clear they're just peasants along with anyone else and don't want to be there. And all the armies somehow have uniform armor, including the houses in the North, even the fucking Wildlings which is really egregious since they're hundreds of tribes with 19 different languages but wear the exact same shit. It's just a way of telling you each soldier's loyalty

I've only got a few webums user.

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Oh shit, he made that song? I only know it as the "mmmm mmmm MMMMMM" song.

>they're also decked out in full armor-uniform, which doesn't look cheap
Wow, it's almost like the Lannisters are the richest family in all of Westeros or something haha

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Stannis' armies have a mixture of armor, some Stormlands, some Reach. Even the Stags are mismatched. Only Stannis' own men from Dragonstone have the flaming heart and stag banners, rest can be seen with Renly's stag in Tyrell colors or the standard gold and black banners of Robert. Even the Northerner armors look different, and the vassals that sat with Tywin in Seasons 1 and 2 have different armors and clothes.

Just accept it, by season 7 it has become such a shitshow that D&D have gone 'fuck it, Lannisters get a professional army now'.

I'm still angry that that's how they killed Rhaegal

M8 look at the vale army, do any of them look like they're separate houses? Should be Royce in there and at least the two other vale lords who questioned Littlefinger. Guess what thiugh, they're all wearing the same shit and are just called the knights of the vale, d&D are lazy, they don't mean their is a standing professional army and no more vassals

It's unreal how they nerfed dragons in the show

Knights of the Vale is a book thing, there is an organisation called that which refer to the Lord of the Vale's personal levies, which is what I suppose is what is at Winterfell, hence the banners of House Arryn and not Royce.

And if there were vassals, you'd think they'd be opposing Cersei's questionable policies like blowing up the Sept and taking the throne without any legitimacy to it.

Littlefinger is the endgame

>getting that drunk in public

WOT U GOIN TO DO FOOKEN CUNT FOOK YOH

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FUCK this is brilliant! Who comes up with this shit?

WINE

Calm down Kit... look, Emilia's here!

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I really wanted to see him kill her.

>Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet

It depends. Getting your drinks from a bar at that point is just a waste of money, but there's nothing wrong with picking up a bottle of wiskey at the store and taking it with you.

o-olright dats be'ah

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STANNIS

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D&D sure as shit don't mean the knights to be the same thing as the books. That's just how they call the whole vale army, even Littlefinger just says knights of the vale bith to Cersei and to Royce.

And no point looking for logic in any season past 4. If there were any Randyll Tarly and what I assume are other reach lords wouldn't dare step inside of King's Landing to meet Cersei personally and still claim they're pledged to Olenna

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At least Martin makes sure that his favorites are on the same playing field. In the TV show, You knew that the favorites were going to be safe except Dany but they only did that because "Muh Sad Story". The only reason Gendry lived because of the outrage his death would of caused. Trust me, I bet D&D really wanted to kill every Baratheon they could.

>general for a show that already stopped airing
cringe

*gets used as a plot device to save Jon's ass character assassinated and killed *

The problem is that the book storylines that will probably kill Rhaegal/Viserion (Euron's kraken, Victarion's horn, Aegon/Young Griff) just don't exist in the show so D&D had to come up with their own story to explain how. And they are absolutely shit writers. Benioff wouldn't even have a job if his dad wasn't in charge of of one of the largest banks in the world.

>cringe
cringe

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>that his favorites are on the same playing field.
Define same playing field? No one expects House Stark to go extinct or for arya, Sansa or Bran to die, or Jon not to come back, Rickon is also considered expendable cause of his direwolf name. And these characters are now under the tutelage of the only other greenseer, one of the two best schemers in Westeros, the top assassin guild or is a secret fated prince

George also isn't gonna kill his book selves Tyrion and Sam either

There's no reason why they'd be pledged to Olenna either. She was of House Redwyne and the Reach is under House Tyrell. Olenna is not a Tyrell. There is 0 reason on why Cersei should be Queen, why Olenna is Lady of the Reach and why Oberyn's whore is ruling Dorne.

This is Martin, you think he's going to a allow as many Starks to live as D&D did on the show? I wouldn't. I agree with you with them not going extinct but I expect at least two of them to die.

PURGED ANTI DANY JANNY IS AWAKE

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Jannies finally killed the new thread, /got/ is over

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Fuck Jannies

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THIS IS THE END
HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN

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IT'S HAPPENING

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IS THERE NO OTHER THREAD?

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AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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Here's to the end of all /got/

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Will this one die as well, I wonder.

Make a non Daenerys thread

It makes a lot more sense to follow the Tyrell widow than to follow or entertain the lady who blew up their liege lord. And we have the widow of the North lord who's bones Ned didn't bring back as an example of a widow getting shit. And Ramsay marrying g that widow and getting her shit when she died

It's already past bump limit. The jannie would be a right cunt to delete it now.

Yes I do, he's a Starkfag who's given most of that family a POV, made them all wargs, coming from the most honorable and loved lord in Westeros, people who've ruled for thousands of years with not a single incompetent or bad leader