What is this expression meant to convey?

>must not stare at titties

I knew Cassandra Peterson's niece. I worshipped her; she thought I was a creep.

what's great about Elvira is that she actually wants you to stare at her boobs

this

She also wants to stare at boobs but has to do acting now.

I've had a few, actually.

Mummy

She did a revival series a few years back and it's all on Prime.

I have't seen this since the early 90s but I remember Kurt Fuller being in it and that woman who plays the clerk Steve Martin swears at in PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES and also the guy at the beginning who says his nickname is Longhorn and asks Elvira if she'd like to find out why. Listening to the Projection Booth podcast episode on it recently didn't make it sound like something I'd be interested in revisiting. I think Mike interviewed the screenwriter who agreed with him that the jokes corny jokes felt like they were from an old variety show.

What does...

THIS expression of hers convey?

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What Capeshit character should Cassandra play?

lust and yearning

Give it another go for old time's sake.

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Is this from the movie?

Elvira's jokes were always ultra corny.

The expression of being cummed inside in.

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I M P L A N T S

somebody post the butt one

When you sneed and sneed the sneed

>ywn use this ass as a pillow

it hurts

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When you already seeded but she keeps on feedin’

I got something for her to implant, if you catch my drift

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They still do this sort of thing, except instead of a hot sexy goth mommy who drops bad puns and shows off her tits we get a couple of generic shills who want to remind you that they're showing X-Men movies on FX because Dark Phoenix is coming out in theaters and they have an exclusive interview with Sophie Turner right after the break.

Just another example of things somehow getting worse even as technology advances.

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wtf i love froppy now!

The bitch on the left is hotter.

n-name please

Have you seen the movie? She's as flat as a board and wears pads.

You can't make that call based on a single still. You'd have to see the two of them making out passionately to tell who's really hotter.

Is this Bonbi?

Hot. Got pics?

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Time for an Epic Tit-Off.

saving the thread with full survivors
hecklerspray.com/elvira-nude

she looks like she fucks black guys

If I click that link, will I get a virus?

Anzu Jaamu

yes that virus is called erection

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>Just another example of things somehow getting worse because technology advances.
ftfy

>flips chair around and hunches over it
Tell us more lad

>Her boyfriend was the guy murdered first in basic instinct movie
>he later died in a bike accident
sad :(

user thats charles bronson

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Yeah

Why....so....serious!

Pics?

She’s natty incel

Thank God we have Svengoolie.

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Who? Are their tits as nice as Wlvira’s?

gonna need a high quality webm for this one

Yes.

Females are such delicate creatures.
Their fragility is boner inducing

>but has to do acting now.
you will not shit talk a groundlings alumnus

>lactating Larkin Love as Lvira
God is great and He loves us

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sounded like a pretty good idea to me

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your doing the lords work user

Larkin Love is hot like 1% of the time but it goes from a 5/10 to a 11/10 when it does.

>pink nipples
God bless redheads

How's her head?

its so pink pphdr

Ur a fookin’ legend mate

Yeah she's still pretty fuckable for being in her 60's. As a 80's kid I grew up having a huge crush on her.

typical inbred amerimutt

>tfw I just found a porn where one of the hottest actresses is Elvira

And no it's not Larkin Love

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I want to be in a room lit with candles and lie stomach down on a bench lined with silk, stuffed with feathers while Elvira massages my back and rubs it with oil as I eat a hearty meal consisting of a large bloody steak and a glass of red wine while an organist plays church music, the grease of the steak dripping from my mustache as I tell her to rub me harder.

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Rayveness - Mistress of the Gel

>cosplaying Elvira
>stockings
>cosplaying Daphne
>boots
etc
wtf idiots

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stockings are kino

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>Rayveness
I can see it

Her daughter doesn't look too happy. I bet she had to deal with her mom flirting with all her boyfriends when she was a teenager.

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What is this show about?

>Elvira cuckqueening her daughter

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god damn could you imagine banging her while her daughter watches or vice versa?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>dads say "don't you dare have sex with my daughter or I will beat you up"
>Elvira says "don't have sex with my daughter because I'll have sex with you instead"

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I like where this is going.

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This is the best Elvira pic ITT

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reminder this movie had a wide release hehe

this is the pic he posted btw.

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holy shit not cool my nephew is crying seeing the scary girl face

>dead meme from last year

calm him down with some goatse for g*d's sake

>last year
This was a dead meme 3 years ago, it was only just picked up by normies last year.

Is she balding?

Oooh, we gotta real Casanova over here, someone on Yea Forums has had seeeex, pics or it didn't happen.