Jim Carrey's Career

yes but some more than others

but robin williams' drama was his best work. Even Carrey's got some great non-comedy shit under his belt.

He killed his girlfriend.

>he kissed a tranny and after he knowed it he puked

based 90's

Would be based if he didn't insist on using a fake tiddy, even the woman was fine with it but he said no pls i no want succ tiddy

He started harassing people on twitter and no one wants to watch and old guy laugh

>he got old
>the 90s ended
>no room for genuine low brow humour anymore, everything has to be ironic and self loathing

>Carrey's got some great non-comedy shit under his belt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That's not a strong enough example to give in to bait over. I got you covered though.

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Yes, to varying degrees. My ex would get instantly horny as soon as I touched them, so I had to avoid groping them if I didn't feel like fucking at that very moment. Current gf isn't as sensitive so I can touch and suck them for an hour on the couch with kino playing without her going dick-crazy.

Didn't Borat tell him he wanted to fuck his daughter?

This was a comedy you nonce

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I bet you'd call Cable Guy a comedy too.

What does sucking on a fat, mommy breast feel like bros?

Yes and they find it sexually satisfying to breastfeed their child.
Women are pedos - but female pedophilia will always be tolerated for obvious reasons

Cause it's hot.

seconding, all my exes had itty bitty titties.

Yes, Yes I would, because it is. A dark comedy sure, but a comedy nonetheless.

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Interestingly, lactating reduces sensitivity. Probably a biological function to avoid women getting too horny from breastfeeding their children.

>posts gay gooks as a reaction image
Opinion discarded. Go fuck yourself.

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Have sex.

Also because babies bite. Frequently.

wasn't she really lactating at the time so Jim Carrey was really embarrassed about getting milk from her?

Pure fucking bliss. I was lucky enough to have a big titty gf with a breastfeeding fetish for a time.

People got to know the real him.

>big titty gf with a breastfeeding fetish

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number 23 is really well executed but the story is super cliched and very stale. the majestic's fine but Yea Forums isnt educated well enough to appreciate some capra homage period piece.

Because she wasn't actually lactating.

nothing... hes still involved in tiddy kino

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It was actually her tit

it was her real tit, and she was lactating.

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Yeah but he's not batting at William's level in Dramas.

No, he's not. He also suicided someone else instead of himself so thats one point in his favor.

Was this legit?

Whoa that was actually her tittie?

why else would he be embarrassed and clear the set? She was one of those late night movie mainstays too, the ones that were borderline soft porn.so he had a mouthful of her tit and her milk and he didn't want to do that in front of people.

they generally do any nude scenes with super minimal crew, thats probably not a special part of his charm.

In my experience some do and some don't. I've had sex with 11 women though, and every single one liked when I bit on their nipples just enough to feel it.

Also all 11 love their assess slapped

What is some breastfeedkino?

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Visitor Q

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I was genuinely surprised the first time a woman licked and sucked on my nipples.
Feels really good.

Tell me about ass slaping, what's a good way to do it? How hard should I go?
I kind of fail at it.

You have to test the waters. My ex ex gf liked to be slapped lightly, just enough to make a sound. Didn't like actual pain. My ex gf didn't like it at all (weird for a woman). My current gf is a masochist and likes me to slap her so hard she gets a sore bruised ass cheek.

Nice blogpost reddit

Have sex, incel

my mum has big sensitive nipples and still let's me play with them but pretends she doesn't like it
What did she mean by this?

I'ts ironic bro

Jesus christ storytime PLEASE

Not much to tell really she's still breastfeeds me sadly the milk stopped long ago
Boob

Do it harder than you think you need to. If she’s not into it or it hurts, she’ll tell you and life will go on. If you do it too soft, she’ll mock you and never forget it.

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR

Wait, did he really drink her milk? That's kinda fucked up

How is it fucked up in any possible way?

Jim Carry would be an Adam Sander tier of actor if it wasn't for films like Man on the Moon

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Mother's milk is for babies, not adult men

He's on a completely different level than Sandler. Don't put them in the same sentence again.

He spent his entire life serving Jewish interests and being a sniveling degenerate. He gave women STDs and one of them blew her brains out because of it. He developed a complex of mental illnesses and is now basically insane.

He's sort of like a cartoon version of Faust, except instead of Mephistopheles tempting him, it's just The Kike.

According to who? Tons of people drink cow and goat milk, nothing wrong with drinking human milk. In fact it's much less strange to drink your own species'.

sandler could act if he wanted to not be shit but apparently he thinks all his friends like him cause of that one time when he was shit on SNL so he keeps doing that.

I liked the documentary about the making of Man on the Moon, but didn't like the actual film. Jim Carrey kept making crazy eyes while playing Kaufman for some reason.

Sandler would be an Jim Carry tier of actor if it was for more films like Punch Drunk Love

watch pic related

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>kissing the SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
based, highest point of his career

>kissing the SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER
based, highest point of his career

dailymotion.com/video/x4fh3t7
watch from 9:30

Nothing.
Kidding was great and Sonic will be amazing.

even feels good for guys, next time you have sex ask her to suck your nipples and you'll see.

Someone needs to make a film about how this is basically rape.

She was cool with using her real breast but jim carrey insisted it be prosthetic

She got the role in an audition and had recently delivered a baby, and she was comfortable with doing the scene, with the camera needing a pretty close up shot of his face sucking her tit, how was he NOT supposed to get her milk in his mouth?

My ex gf used to get off almost solely on me sucking them. It depends though. Some girls don't have the same sensitivity

Great actor

This dude knows whats up

How is it not a comedy?

In general getting licked by a woman feels really nice

Its pretty great. Ex had DDD tits, and I'd call them my Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Nibbling on those nips anytime we laid in bed was comfy as hell.

Doesn't do a single thing for me. At best it just feels odd and unstimulating, at worst it's actually uncomfortable and annoying.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Personally I'm a big fan.

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>mfw Shannon Whirry did porn
it's softcore but it's alright

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I love wen my gf moves her fingers up my torso and sticks her nails in my nipples just enough to feel it while she's sucking my cock.

>I remember the guy from a few months ago talking about how he still sucked in his moms nipples and has plans to fuck her
I need to leave this place

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He actually said he found it pretty humiliating

>thank you, you're so kind to me
>it's european, it's art
haha what the actual fuck

It's not all that uncommon for women to orgasm while breastfeeding.

Why do I miss the best threads

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You didn’t miss much. I’m assuming it’s the same guy because that’s such a specific fucking situation.

Dude wants to fuck mom. Mom let him breast feed until he was an adult. He’s only interested in his mom.

Based and mompilled.

Out of 17 I’d say the majority didn’t comment on it that much. One actually hated it.

Yeah it wasn't that great but Carrey's material in the majority of the movie is laugh out loud funny (on third viewing)

The breast milk is salty

Play them like you're slowly tuning radio dials with your thumb(s), trust me kid.

I HAVE NO MORAL I'LL FUCK MOST WOMEN WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT unless she's really fat and stinky and has really bad hygiene and ugly as f

Carrey was doing a Kaufman during the filming of the movie, the documentary is just the second act. That's his homage to Kaufman, not the actual movie.

he pussied out though.
she was oke with it.
but he demanded that it was a fake boob instead

Many love it when I pinch and suck on their nipples while they ride cowgirl

Jim Carrey sucks and his sense of humor is shit.

nobody does prosthetic boobs

It's "alright"???

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Did Shannon Whirry have THEE best body in all of Showtime's and Skinemax's extensive library of direct-to-cable library?

And remember: you ARE under oath...

I cant be the only one that kept this on loop with audio and jerked off to it right?

Williams also never lost his comedy, between takes of One Hour Photo he was riffing with the cast and crew, he had to blow off steam to settle down for the serious acting

...

I didn't think the scene was hot; just Shannon's tiddy

mom was breastfeeding at the mall today. took a lot out of me to not stare and keep walking. now i know how those guys in the background feel who keep walking nonchalantly past camwhores who walk around w their nips out on purpose.

I'm sorry your honour she had an amazing body
but it's during these times where you keep asking for more

>kills innocent woman
What did he mean by this?

damn i remember

he started whining about drumpf and publicly exposing himself as an out of touch left wing retard

La teta y la luna

nothing comes close

Is this what refinement feels like?

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>Life long undiagnosed mental problems
>Anti-Vaxxer
>OJ'd his wife and wrote himself a massive estate inheritance and wonders why no one trusts him anymore
>Rags on and on about guns yet refuses to hand back his cheque from a movie where he plays a gun obessed military dude

Jim Carrey has been fucked since day 1.

my theory is undiagnosed late stage syphilis

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where the fuck do I get a prosthetic as realistic as that?

I think you're full of shit, m8.

same here. never asked for it,just happened.

>>Anti-Vaxxer
that was Jenny McCarthy's ass he backtracked once they divorced