Movie night

>movie night
>he enters password to his favorite Private Tracker
>account is suspended due to failing to meet his 20GB/month upload quota
>he joins IRC and waits 3 hours for someone to show up
>in tears, begging people to let him back in
>account reactivated
>fire up the seedbox and wait for buffer to build
>upload speed peaks to 45kB/s, since everyone is using 10gbit seedboxes
>after 5 hours, he decides to donate $250 to the tracker
>has enough buffer for another 3 remuxed movie
>downloads 35GB in an astonishing 28 seconds
>wait another 4 hours to FTP the movie to his home computer
>WinSCP is buggy again
>movie is transferred to home computer and is ready for viewing
>he spends 75 minutes configuring his mpv script folders

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*crashes*

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>failing to meet his 20GB/month upload quota
No PT requires this

>netflix and shill at his place
>he fires up a 720p YIFI

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>movie night
>a roastie is present

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>movie night
>gf banned the thing (1982)
it hurts.

thoroughly based and ptpilled

>he fires up utorrent
May as well throw sawdust up her cooch because that is the ONLY way she will dry up even more.

>t. has never touched a boob in his life

Can you please stop saying "roastie"? Thanks.

So I guess it's bizarre porn night again,user.

>used torrents since early teens
>never seeded once

you can't stop me you faggots

>movie night
>720p YIFY rips

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>utorrent
so this is the power of reddit...

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No other client can compete, it's just a fact. If only you had evidence on your side instead of just "r-reddit ;_;"

>thinks torrent "skills" are the only way to get laid.

>movie night
>no girls aloud

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we are calling computer programs reddit now lol

have sex please

>*fires up transmission in CLI*

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What is the best client for torrenting right now? Currently using Deluge.

Ok, these are getting out of hand now.

qbitorrent faggot

>paying to pirate

Be my beef flaps gf

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>movie night
>look at new releases on my ipad
>rent one, it goes over to my Apple TV and is ready to watch immediately
>4K HDR goodness and nice sound with no effort
Man it's great to be an adult with a decent job. I'm not hating on the laptop->HDMI->TV crowd though. We were all in school once.

>Girl wants to movie time
>Gamer frens want to rise up
what do?

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I let them use their phone if they let me fast forward the relationship drama (read: any woman screentime). It's annoying but I make up something absurd about what the drama was about. They are like little children.

who /neverseeds/ here?

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>uses apple products
You are a bugman

I have this sometimes with my gf and I've started giving up after 5 minutes and just turn on something else

how does it feel to know the only thing you're good at is repelling women?

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>marathon night
>he fires up the latest david lynch flick

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>Sorry babe, piracy is wrong. We are watching Predator on FX again

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reporting in, no honor among thieves

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>A 10
>V 10
>THANKS YIFY

feels great being a part of society

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>apple
>adult

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>bringing the girl into the room before you finish torrenting the movie
What is this, amateur hour? Next you're going to tell me that you wait for her to pick the title.

>movie night
>Dark Knight YIFY on 1.4x speed
>180kbps video 64kbps tincan audio
>A 10 V 10 THX YIFY

Why not just use sites like losmovies and putlockers, if you have a console then you can use the internet on your TV

YIFY's 1080p rips are really good these days.

get rid of that whore, get you a girl who can watch jhon carpenter kinos

>movie night
>he fires up his PC and projector
>he moves the bed into the living room
>plays a scary movie on the 10 foot screen with surround sound

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>mfw i know where that town is, as well as blue ball

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Don't know how any of this useless shit works. I usually watch one of my VHS or DVDs or ask my son for help if I really want to watch something new but it's rare. All these new movies are garbage for dumbass kids.

Thanks YIFY!

based

>gets triggered by Apple products
have sex

>A and V actually stood for "Ass" and "Vagina" after downloaders successfully dicked down their girls on date night after playing a based yify rip

at last I truly see

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>he spends 75 minutes configuring his mpv script folders
fucking gold. /g/ is going to track you down user

> movie night
>he fires up the firestick

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What does all of this mean, I'm bad at computer

*unzips firestick*

>Uber gigachad

>movie night
>spent watching YouTube

after pedos are no seeders.

>fires up tribler

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i always sneed 2 to 1, chucky

>utorrent

have sex

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Autistic man spends 5 hours getting a film he could stream somewhere online in 5 minutes.

Giga cope. Only poorfags pirate. $5 to rent a 4K crisp new releases that boots in seconds is a drop in the bucket. Sorry you’re poor, little niggers.

>t.brainlet who cant use computers

Ultra Fucking Based

>now

>$0 to torrent a 4K crisp new releases that downloads in seconds
feels good being a piratebro

this

>he gets a warning letter from his isp

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>movie night
>look at phone all the time

>fires up plex

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>justifing your argument by encouraging spending of money
I wonder who is behind this?

>just access the network drives located in the NAS I put in my building's basement, connected to the public WiFi of the restaurant in the first floor.

Getting a LAN cable down there with no permission to do so was quite an effort tho.

the NAS runs transmission with a web frontend btw

blocks your path

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>downloading a 50GB minimum movie at 4K in seconds
Wanna know how I know you’re a coping, lying fuck?

>t. asocial loser with no aspect of impressing people

>$5 is any money at all
Oof! Should’ve studied harder in HS. Sorry nigger!

who here /noseed/

t. Chuck

>movie night
>alone again

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>movie night with roasties
yikes and cringepilled

>he moves the bed into the living room
based
Also,I like how you wrote that from the girls(boy)point of view.

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Does anyone else other than me use Tixati?

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>being an internetlet