Sheldon, stop mocking my ancestors who died in Auschwitz

>No Raj, I’m not going to shake your hand
>you see, apart from the superfluous and unnecessary practice of an ultimately pointless social custom and my obvious distaste for physical contact, there is a plethora of reasons why I wouldn’t want to touch your hand
>you see, I was reading up on how your country’s people have a huge problem with open defecation, and that oftentimes they will use their bare hand to clean their posterior after having relieved themselves
>Sheldon, that’s just an unfair stereotype!
>*Raj self-consciously smells his hand and then winces, the audience erupts into laughter*

Yea Forums should make a comedy show with incel, chad, roastie and femcel as characters.

jim parsons is a faggot tho

this the best thread i've seen in years

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>hey leonard i was trying out statistics and learned that desoite being 13% of the population, the black "people" make up like 50% violent crime
>thats funny isint it leonard ?

It's called acting, stupid

I just watched this and I spent the entire show repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 10 minutes it was so painful.

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New studies suggest it was well over 20,000,000 casualties.

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>but Sheldon what about the millions of jews still suffering from the loss of their families

>Bazinga I don't care

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>The episode where Sheldon calls Amy a hook-nosed Christ-killer

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>You see Penny, even though no protests against the Chinese state occurred in Beijing -
>Sheldon, we've talked about this
>- in 1989, I wish that such an event would have transpired, for not only would the anti-party imperialists have been exposed (and rightfully purged, might I add) for their disloyalty to the Party and irredeemable departure from Mao Zedong Thought. Their neutralisation would serve as a socio-cultural landmark for the CCP and the unwavering proletariat of the land to launch the Chinese Century and reclaim the People Republic's place as leader of the new world. Guide us into this bright light, General Secretary Xi Jinping.

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Thousands of eye witness accounts of an angel flying over the Marne

>Leonard I've noticed a distinctly higher number of overweight females in the comic book store lately... at least, they say they're females. I believe the term 'trannies' fits better.
*audience 'ooh...*
>Sheldon, you can't say that about people, it's not nice.
>... leonard?
>yeah, sheldon?
*long pause*
>... Dilate.
*laff track*

My Dad unironically started watching it and he's enjoying it.

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Shekdor rap penni
>botulism

remember when articles had "slams" in the title

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a lot of parents like it because they know enough about 'nerd culture' from the habits of their children, but don't know enough to know how off it is. 'Nerd blackface' is one way i've heard it said.

*knock knock knock* tranny
*knock knock knock* tranny
*knock knock knock* tranny

>'Nerd blackface'
have sex

>femcel
Not a thing

kek

based.

Dilate

>tfw this actually happened

>The holocaust is one of the most well documented crimes in history with literally infinite eye witness accounts.
ftfy, anti-semite

Sheldon, we've been over this, the word "tranny" is offensive!

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youtube.com/watch?v=ODWnkrUAKhQ

>well, they're offensive to my eyes!

more please

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The use of "unironically" marks you as a brainlet. That term is superfluous 99.9% of the time. Please perform postnatal auto-abortion.

Unironically this.

You funny. Please perform postnatal auto-abortion last.

this but unironically

Please perform sexual intercourse.

wtf i love bbt now

are you being ironic? i can't tell

>that episode where Wolowitz convinces Raj that traps aren't gay

I almost prefer it to "claps back"

But what about the Gypsies and homosexuals, Schlomo?

LOL

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>Amy
"what ?"
>the holocaust
"what abou-"
>Bazinga !
*laughtrack*

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>*knock knock knock* Amy
>*knock knock knock* Amy
>*knock knock knock* Amy
"what is it, Sheldon?"
>I couln't help but notice the... gentleman caller leaving your place yesterday"
"What about him, Sheldon?"
>I just thought you should know, that despite being only 15% of the population...

Was this from the episode Sam Raimi cowrote?

*laugh track*

Lmao, very good.

Femcels literally created the term incel for themselves. Soiboys appropriated it once they learned they could use their fat girlfriends as an argument.

+500 social credit score

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>all these embarrassingly unfunny and offensive dialogues ITT
Jeez, I wonder why no one wants to be near you. And you have the nerve to get angry because everyone hates you lmao.

it's ironic
the point is that bbt is unfunny and offensive as it is

Yikes. Have sex, incel.

Unironically have sex

Bazinga

Remember when Sheldon was socially awkward simply because he didn't agree with the social norms on a logical level, and not socially awkward because he's an asshole?

Sheldon is both based and redpilled.

Treblinka!
*Laugh track*

>Treblinka

>Actually Sheldon, if you remove children, the elderly, and women from that list, the real value is closer to 4%...

>howard meets bernadette's ex-bf

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>You're actually right Leonard! How unusual.

have sex

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brutal mogging

What the FUCK
I always thought this show was normie garbage but Sheldon seems based

wwtl?

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is that motherfucking rick fox?