Neon Genesis Evangelion

Why would a drug store toy section carry anime figures? Every Walgreens or CVS I’ve ever been to only has old wrestling figures and superhero stuff.

I'm convinced that the Rebuilds are just one big joke by Anno to troll weebs

I actually still can't believe he's dead, doesn't seem real. One of maybe 3 actors in all of Hollywood I actually liked.

I would literally pay £500 for a life sized asuka.
Sellfags take note.

A-von-g-lion

>one big joke by Anno to troll weebs
that was the original too desu

>500£
Kek that is the price of a 30cm fig user

Avon G Lion?

Jesus, that disease really took a toll on him

yes

It was so bizarre seeing this the first time. Then again he did name his daughter after a video game.

Rather kill himself then live the rest of his life with dementia.

>then
Are you telling me he's a zombie?

Well, "mocking" would be a better word, since you have characters like Mari - representing overblown fanservice - alongside a disregard of archetypes that made the original cast work so well.

Eve an jelly on

Upcoming cameo in Zombieland 2

His bran was becoming into Tang

His chuck was becoming into sneed

True, Misato is the best.

Ah yes, a fellow enlightened individual

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>even jesus and buddha know about this cartoon

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Why wasn't Mohammed invited?

Anno honestly believed that Evangelion would save untold millions of weebs from self-destructive behavior by somehow deprogramming their minds and making them realize that reality is more important than obsession with packaged fantasies. Little did he know that people like masturbating to attractive girls.

And so he made the Rebuilds to pay for a summer home for his wife.

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>kaji's alcoholic cocksleeve
>best anything

yvan eht nioj

I forget the chain name, started with an S or something. They used to carry shit like this.
They also had the G Gundam ones.

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My dude had lewy body parkinson's. That shit is basically your mind destroying itself in multiple ways at once, like multiple forms of dementia manifesting at the same time in an extremely painful way.

I wish he'd found a slightly more elegant way out than a belt around the foot of his bed, though.

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shitty childhood, hollywood and all that it entails, drugs. nobody should envy actors, they're all fucked up.

Rebuilds are what happens if Shinji accepts instrumentality, yes?

No, Rebuilds are what happens when Anno needs money to buy more Gundam model kits

in UK drug stores are part of supermarkets who stock toys

It's not like emotionally damaged little kids are any better. Even Ritsuko is pretty fucked up so I'm just gonna choose the one I deem the most attractive physically.

Don't forget that she was a shota hunter

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Nge is kino Fu k the remakes
He was dying of dementia
Fuck that noise
He's obviously in heaven with rei and asuka right now brehs

based

Because hes a aspie

Daly reminder that Misato was actual best girl

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>evamonkey on Youtube makes a whole video about this one line

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Mohammed was not divine;he was merely a prophet.

I think there's also a 15 minute video on Youtube explaining the long elevator scene.

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cuck

>le depression
which is just a code word for being a weak bitch

>Used goods
>best girl

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Wrong. He was diagnosed with LBD, that is Dementia with Lewey body Do you know what comes along with it?

>Dementia
>Parkinsons
>Visual hallucinations
>Agitation
>REM sleep behavour disorder (they loose sleep paralysis and act out their dreams)
>Paranoia, and perescution delusions
>Gastrointestinal problems due to changes in Blood pressure
>Fail in cognition (people are aware that they are losing the ability to use their brains)
>Severe anxiety and Depression

All that happens in a matter of a few years.

This, the rebuilds are indefensible cashgrabs.

>something as stark and violent and sexual as Evangelion has kids toys
>western cartoons are largely Steven Universe level shit

As opposed to what?
>superiority complex and unable to deal with her past edgy girl
>wet cardboard with the personality of a dial tone girl
>sloppy seconds fembeta rage girl

>something as stark and violent and sexual as Evangelion has kids toys
Same goes for Robocop and Starship Troopers.
As long as it makes money

>cucking is alpha
>fucking someone someone else fucked is cucked
???

Was this a good movie

>Robin Williams
>known anime, video game fan, japanophile
>pronounces Evangelion wrong
Was it a pleb filter?

The man played Quake online in 1996 when you could only do so with a dialup modem or college LAN, say what you will but he was no poser.

I don't think he cared or even knew about anything produced after the early 90s in any of those fields

End of Evangelion? Absolutely, one of the greatest animated films of all time (just watch the series first)

>>fucking someone someone else fucked is cucked
yeah

deens

It was clearly a walmart expy

The global average of sexual partners for adults in the developing world is ~8, user.

>shes experienced
>shes knows how to defend herself
>shell protect you till death
>Misato best girl confirmed

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yes... and?
normies are sluts and cucks
normal is not a compliment

>developing
*developed, wew

There's a theory that he intentionally mispronounced it as an inside joke, we'll never know for now

>caring about someone's bedroom history this much
>thinking any girl over the 18-21 range is a virgin
>only dating those 1 in a billion girls who actully is and can be proven
have fun living in the real world

>bedroom history

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He played a clerk who knows nothing about anime

lmao nice cope

good i'm glad you got that out of your system, very good post user, enjoy your pure untouched gf who i'm sure loves you oh so much

t.

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>its common so accept the average
>dont try to find the exception
cope

Jesus:
>I don't attract animals.
The Japs are woke as hell

>more cope
get it out of your system indeed

cope

His standup was terrible and he was a notorious joke stealer. Comedians would stop their set if they knew he was in the audience. Because of this Williams was universally disliked in comedy circles, which is why he laid on screen acting so heavily towards the end of his career.

>wife
He has a wife?

>not Ritsuko
>inb4 plebs who can't understand her character reply to me

The child was not ignorant when saying that the mass production Eva’s fight bad guys, he is among the enlightened few who understood that Asuka was the real villian all along for trying to steal Shinji’s virginity.

People who understand her character hate her for the most part. People who don't understand her are indifferent or just think she's hot. You just have weird taste or pathological contrarianism.

Dude was jerkin off and got carried away. Suicide was a coverup story

Too bad he lost his inceldom from instrumentality

Took me by surprise too, I thought "why the fuck are they referencing a chinese cartoon? Is this a coincidence or did they use an Eva figure on purpose?"