*STOMP* *STOMP*

Walmart is a client of mine. They pay consultants very well. Feel bad for these poor souls though.

Childhood is when you idolize /pol/. Adulthood is when you realize /int/ makes more sense

youtube.com/watch?v=OJtymhmvym8

the one you posted is more extreme and unsettling
OPs is comfy af, with steadier camera, and overall better production quality. the stomp stomp clap and 'ok lets give me a rhythm' from ned flanders iss so much funnier than that big fat ginger sperg rolling around on the floor

FPBP

no.

youtube.com/watch?v=6giqmaLzS50

You also forgot to mention he's singing a funny version of we will rock you.

I thought he was wearing a sonichu medallion

sing for me wagie

redpill me on /int/

>tfw used to laugh at wage threads but now im looking for a wagecucking job now.

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Don't forget to smile, or you're fired.

Gay

I worked in a call centre for two years and I wanted to kms daily

the wagie jive

Trump's America. Cringe as fuck

>he doesn't work from home for $35/hour and get to watch movies and browse internet when things are slow
haha

WAGIE YOU'RE A GOY MAKE A BIG NOISE

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What kind of a job is that?

is this a new office spinoff?

>capitalism sucks ass
>communism fails everytime
What do we do bros? Don't tell me fascism, thats just capitalism under a different name.

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AYYOOO!!!!

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Im at work now. Took ahalf day yesterday and I might take a half day again today. I dont want to be here but I have vacation time so I'm juat gonna burn it. My job allows me to do that but its still strange and depressing

just be on top
that's the solution
laws of nature

i member this good show. is the boss still a millionaire?

>mfw I have wagies working for me
No better feel

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Based

>he doesn't work graveyard shift security and get paid to watch movies, play vidya, shitpost, and nap

>capitalism sucks ass
It only sucks ass when combined with the modern welfare state

>it's the daily stomp stomp clap thread
Absolutely based

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shut the fuck up

Rojava.

>he works

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Good boy

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After these videos I can kind of sympathize with commies

watched that with fascination. not a single one of the people sounded enthusiastic in their response and the dude in charge seemed to me like he was trying to "own" what he was doing in order to feel better about it

Why do so many frail-looking old people work at Walmart? is it for medical coverage?

>2019
>Not being an anarcho syndicalist

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Managing editor at a midsize publishing co. I do have to go into the office a few times a month, but all I need to do my job is internet, Microsoft, phone, etc.

>tfw like my job but feel like shit every morning unless I get 8+ hours of sleep which never happens so work feels like suffering

>when things are slow

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Did you remember your dance number? I'd love to see you dance like my little capuchin monkey for that half an hour early mark wagey dear

Rich people are evil and foreign governments want you angry. Don't fall for it.

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That guy makes $100k per year while you jerk off to anime porn and beg mommy to buy you tickets to the newest Marvel capeshit

>Managing editor at a midsize publishing co.
You don't make $35 per hour

Actually fascism is capitalism but high rank people care more about you because everyone feel being part of the same family.

>tfw the boomer apocalypse happened on /pol/ I thought conservatism was redpilled, including shit like corporation tax cuts and I even supported the cutting of Sunday penalty rates in my country
What the fuck was I thinking? This was 2016 too. Jesus

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Just embrace limited capitalism and accept that it's flawed. Sometimes there's no "right" solution. But at least have the self-awareness not to pretend that the best of a bad bunch must be good because it's the best

"Fast" sometimes too. Made over the US median salary for the past 6 years.

>After these videos I can kind of sympathize with commies
During communist (I'm speaking about EE here) you still had cheers and reciting poems (glorifying the party, etc.) in school and work. You also had mandatory parades where you were dressed the same and waving red flags and carrying portraits and shit like that.
At least now only low-tier wagies do this shit and not literally everyone.

>everyone feel being part of the same family.
Sure thing wagie, now back to work

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Guys I start my first job on friday. Burger King. What do?

new memes are made though repetition.

Meanwhile, in Japan...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxaeiQyQzMY

youtu.be/AXeB-TytFPE
one day this will be me

Maybe he works 2 hours a day, user.

>What the fuck was I thinking?
iktf. 2016 was an embarrassing time for Yea Forums in general looking back

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>admits he doesn't have a job and wants to be NEET
>WE NEED HIGHER TAXES REEEEEE
aww, is the poor NEET getting his neetbux cut off by DRUMPF?

get kratom. I'm dead serious. It wipes out sleep deprivation, gives you smooth energy, a mood boost, all longer lasting and better than caffeine.

You'll enjoy your job even if you get 4-5 hours sleep. Do it.

Maybe some short tap dancing lessons on YouTube so you can really impress the boss man, he may give you a day off this year if you warm those vocal cords up

>new memes are forced though repetition

That would make more sense, but then he's only making $70 a day. Nothing to really brag about.

>but high rank people care more about you because everyone feel being part of the same family.
If they actually did they wouldn't send you to die on a frozen ditch in the eastern front

>he fell for the Trump meme
corporations are laughing at you idiots

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unironically and literally actually I would rather be fucking dead than to work a job like that. I dod that shit for a year in my teens to save up for school and it was the most soul crushing boring shit imaginable. it wasnt even the physical aspect of the job that sucked. you literally have to ask what you should do next for everything you do.

You were brainwashed by psyops groups who were constantly posting on Yea Forums, mainly on /pol/, to profit corporations and create division that would feed into society.
Congrats on being a useful idiot

I worked a temp job years ago at a large consulting co where the editors made $80K/year. You don't know what you're talking about

Seek psychiatric help

>McLovin stole a credit card

im going to go 30 year old boomer mode now. I worked in a industrial fan factory for most of college, I would 1-3lbs of water weight every day working to death on those old ass machines. I got a education and became a supervisor then manager at the factory and after college got a great corporate job. nothing is handed to you unless you are just born rich. noone is going to show up to save you, you need work to get somewhere. being a wagie is just a stepping stone. unless you suck then thats going to be your life.

>a study finds that [insert reddit shill line]
yeah, sure

>psyops groups who were constantly posting on Yea Forums
I would have thought this was tinfoil hat tier but looking back it really seems that way, particularly how they seemed to disappear pretty much as soon as Trump was elected.

that one is shit

I literally defended cutting rich people's taxes, I'm convinced it's an actual operation because as soon as I stopped browsing that dogshit board I snapped out of it

physically cringed looking at that pic

>doesn't pay taxes
>wants to raise taxes
why do leftist parasites think like this?

Nobody cares

Seek psychiatric help

Oh look it's a burger who thinks something as basic as government provided healthcare is impossible but will actively support spending trillions bombing sand niggers while your country rots because the white middle class is dying

You mean as soon as you started consuming strictly MSM propaganda you went back to being an /r9k/ tier s*yboy?

seek dilation

At least wagecucks are productive members of society instead of sitting around inside all day browsing Mongolian basket weaving forums.

There were threads that were mostly just Steve Bannon's psygoons and Shareblue yelling at each other about whose corporate dick you should suck.

The fucked up thing is that they constantly and consistently used every tactic that they accused the other side of doing. If you pointed it out, they would reply "no u". It's scary how effective this method was.

Oh look, it's an non-American trying to convince Americans to implement the same socialist policies that tanked his country. How cute.

>productive
SEETHING, you're literally not though otherwise robots wouldn't be taking your minimum wage jobs

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>Steve Bannon's psygoons
You honestly think that borders and low taxes is a Russian shill operation? Look how deluded your side is right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=QuLaQoQP9oo
Being a student is no better.

Why do Americans only feel like they are worth as people if they work for jews?

>MFW working from home
I make way more then neetbucks, but get to sit around at home all day too. Living the dream

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Jelly I don't have to spend 45 minutes getting ready to feel uncomfortable in a cubicle for 8 hours with a shitty commute before and after? And I get my taxes down to 1% because I have a home office.

Even though theres trillions of dollars right there right now for UBI do some pointless shit that is beyond the planet's capacity because we have lots of shiny gold coins which control what we talk about in political discourse

WAGIE WAGIE GET IN YOUR CAGIE

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>lalalala can't hear you reddit lalalalalala trump is based and redpilled lalalalalala

your parents have to die eventually, what are you going to do to provide for yourselves. For the record I'm a college student :^)

>didn't say anything about russia
>immediately starts strawmanning
imagine being this brainwashed

Sitting around all day at home sounds awful

>I voted for a guy based on his campaign promises but it turns out he lied
GASP!! What a conspiracy! Surely the highest level KGB operatives recruited you people

Nice try, I live by myself, work from home and haven't relied on my parents in years

Yes I'm sure there was a rigorous study done by "The National Internet" blog and it proves that communists are right.

everyone here sucks though

Does anyone else find it weird how Russia is literally a communist shithole, yet they're associated with the Ameriacn right even though it's the american left that pushes socialism?

Nobody mentioned KBG or conspiracy but you

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then don't make fun of people that are also trying to get by.

the real red pill right here

>Russia is literally communist
Anyone else finds it weird retarded people have opinions on the internet?

>trying to move the goalposts this blatantly
I can't tell if you're a shill or an idiot. But either way, fuck off

>Steve Bannons psygoons
>I-I-I DIDN'T BRING UP RUSSIA TIER REDDIT CONSPIRACY NONSENSE STOP STRAWMANNING

8/10 try again

>nope nope nope nope don't talk to me you dirty commie lalalalalala communists just want free stuff lalalalala not me nope corporations are doing completely fine lalalalalalalala pull up your bootstraps shitskin lalalalalala dilate lalalalalala

>Russia is literally a communist shithole
Russia is a capitalist shithole now

>TURNS OUT I WAS DUPED BY A BILLIONAIRE LIKE PEOPLE WARNED ME IT WOULD HAPPEN OH WELL XD
It's okay, white man. Just go and die in peace.

Okay then, CIA operatives or Trump operatives or whoever you think is behind it now that Russiagate is over. Don't really see how that changes my post in any way though.

no

>The National Internet says...
>TAKE THAT DRUMPFIES

it's better to do a split 2 day home/3 day office or vice versa. Hard to get a high paying job doing that, but I think they'll become more common with remote work possibilities increasing, and CEOs wanting to rent smaller offices.

>IF ONLY I VOTED FOR THE OTHER BILLIONAIRE
>THEN IT WOULD'VE BEEN FINE

We will keep having this thread until I say otherwise.

Nah I'll make fun

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Your post is irrelevant, I didn't say anything about a conspiracy, I said corporations are laughing at Trump supporters and they are because they are objectively benefitting.

don't forget it wagie

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>concedes voting a billionaire was against his interestes
>just like we told him it would be
Go home, white man.

social democracy with immigration controls is the obvious answer.

200 million white people in America, 100 million more than in 1960. What are you blathering about, you silly chink or Iranian chink proxy?

How come they're so reluctant to criticise communism and the USSR then?
They got very pissy about the Death of Stalin and Chernobyl

absolute state of wagies

They have to work?
ew

based. Wagies must be reminded daily.

where the fuck did it happen that people decided a system of trading your life-hours for tokens to buy food so you can trade more life-hours even develop? why the fuck isnt the imperative for everyone to devote their resources to new discoveries and knowledge?

normie spotted

>see the word interest
>think it's the word internet
who did you vote for?

Okay, what is your goalpost? What exactly is that psyops group that you were recruited by that disappeared after the election? Let's talk about your goalpost, user, go ahead. Trump general in /pol/ is just as active as it used to be, so I presume that's not the psyop you're referring to. /pol/ infiltrated every other board even harder, so again, I presume that's not the psyop you're talking about either. So tell me about it then

>implying Bernie Sanders wouldn't permanently open the borders and order ICE to help them find free housing

>where the fuck did it happen that people decided a system of trading your life-hours for tokens to buy food so you can trade more life-hours even develop?
Sometime around the industrial revolution desu. I blame the anglos.

>Hillary's a billionaire
>Trump is a billionaire
Girls, girls, stop fighting, you're both fucking retarded.

I am so much more productive when I work from home assuming I have everything I need.

>don't need to get dressed/showered
>eat at any time
>can lay down in bed for quick brakes, or even work in bed if I feel tired instead of struggling to sit up at my desk.

Seeing how not voting for a billionaire was never an option, I don't see your point. You only get to choose between billionaires. What is the other option?

Cause shut up

If you're serious and not trolling, be prepared to perpetually smell like grease until a month after you quit. Also don't get worked up over not doing things right on your first try. People might give you shit but deep down they know it's fucking Burger King and standards don't exist. Don't bother putting in any more effort than the minimum required to not get fired. Also you'll never want to eat at Burger King again once you start working.

youtube.com/watch?v=vf-k6qOfXz0

>they are reluctant to criticism
>therefore they are communists
El americano..

Come back when your country has 380,000,000 people in it, miniscule yurocuck.

Oh sorry, "The National Interest", that totally changes my point. I had no idea it was the renowned "The National Interest", boy do I feel like a silly goose.

Benevolent dictatorship

>What is the other option?
Anarchism

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>open borders is a Republican thing
He can't be serious

Whatever commie. As if you would discover anything other than the couch and the bottom of a potato chip bag.

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Nuke Wales

because demand from the population is higher for fast food than for research

It is. Republican as in the party and business donors support it. They may say otherwise to get votes.

>care more about you
Until they arbitrary decide you're subhuman and decide to kill/sterilize you. Nazis killed thousands of Germans because they didn't pass their own imaginary purity test. Will you, a retard NEET pass it? They sterilized mentally ill you know.

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>how not voting for a billionaire was never an option
Lmao, the mutt will claim anything to justify him voting for an Israeli shill.

Funny, because I saw every Republican vote yes on RAISE Act while every single Democrat voted no on it. I've seen liberal courts with activist judges in the 9th circuit contorting the Constitution to keep borders permanently opened. I guess the Democrats are the party of the Koch bros.

What's stopping you then? Move to the woods in Africa or build something in the international waters. Hell I'm pretty sure you can just move to the middle of Siberia and nobody will ever bother you. So why aren't you there yet, mr anarchist?

That has nothing to do with the question tho

I have a $1000 loveseat with electronic reclining to work from (home). I enjoy all those other perks too.

You can screw up though from a lack of communication with your colleagues/boss if you're too much in the habit of relying on email and not calling with something urgent that needs to be discussed. Remote work has its downsides.

but it's based when retarded seething trannies use it, right?

Unironically national socialism, but not Nazism. Socialism that is nationalistic.

>I only heard about this site today, but I know it's unworthy of my valuable time and thought, unlike Fox news, the most reputable and renowned source of information
You don't actually subscribe to any single outlet. Please stop pretending like you do.

>implying
You do realize burgers only get two options to choose from right? Elections within the party are fake, they're not actual real elections, they're just a show.

Convenience. How can you make new discoveries when you have to trade away your cabbage to get a donkey which you trade a way for a carriage... repeat ad infinum. And if you didn't trade away your goods, you'd have to trade away your services. Money makes that easier

user, I'm still waiting for you to elaborate. You do want a discussion right

I don't watch Fox, but they are undoubtedly more reputable than [insert 6 millionth leftist opinion blog]

It will happen again in 2020, guaranteed.

That depends entirely on your job. Working at MacDonald's isn't doing anything to improve society.

This board is getting more and more left wing each day. Is this the work of trannys?

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So, America still has slaves?

Why do you loser neets assume everyone with a job works in corporate retail?

My beloved leader will decide the economical system for me.

Source on that doujin

No it's just a natural reaction to the right wing shit hole society we live in

oh, another option is modafinil. You can order it from India. it's a long lasting stimulant that will get you through an 8 hour day. Use 100-150mg at first. 200mg feels too much like amphetamines.

Correct. They're just paid a pittance and lied to about their financial mobility to keep them docile.

Legit question: I have a degree but can't find a job anywhere not even mcdonalds because of my autism. I'm currently living with my parents but they're kicking me out next month and I have no friends or money. How do I get NEETbucks?

So is working at Walmart really that bad? I'm a European, so I'm not sure but from what I've seen online the pay doesn't seem that awful for work that barely needs any education or training.

Nah, trannies/leftist want you to work in some soulless corp like google and disney

Distributism and cooperatives bro

It's because of trump and hitler

Do Americans really need ingest Indian bathtub chemicals every day to work?

Living the wagie life is literally hell on earth. I wish some crazy would come in and just gun me down while I'm at work because they didn't like the prices or something.

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Where do you work?

>syndie-cuck
>not Chad Totalist

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Places like Walmart and shit will hire literally anyone tho, even literal drooling retards, boomers, etc

Yea Forums.com

It's no different than working in any of the big chains in Europe, it's just soul crushing work for low pay with bellend managers who relish in making employees suffer because they were bullied in school

*tips fedora*

You mean a client of the company you work for. Go to work wagie.

>Ugh two choices? Might as well go for Don the Zion, he won't start a war at least!

What capitalism?
Name me the dollar's capital. It's fiat currency, we operate on loans of our own money from banks owned by turbo-kikes.

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The upper/political class tricks the middle and lower classes into thinking they have real political power. They don't.

Democracy is a preposterous chimera whereby the rich make the nonrich think they can make policy.

>SOCIETY IS A SHIT HOLE BECAUSE I CAN'T GET TRANNY PILLS FOR FREE
no life is great for everyone except you, tranny

>It's no different than working in any of the big chains in Europe,
Except less days off and you can be fired for no reason and no notice given.

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>tfw no gf

It seems you're trying to own not owning anything to compensate for the fact you're a disengaged social reject.

Warwick shut the fuck up before I kick your face with my steelcaped shoe.

I work at a supermarket in a low income/lower middle class suburban area. It's made me exceptionally racist.

Only if they have a spot open, and they get applications by the truckload every day. Why hire a retard like me who can barely speak to people when they could hire some nigger chad?

Trannies and SJWs advocate extreme brand loyalty to the "right" brands and hold employment as a milestone of progress (even if you "work" as a blogger).
Right-wingers hold corporation rights as the highest of importance and want to be employed, but don't want to work "demeaning" jobs (though god-forbid an immigrant works those jobs).

This board is rejecting both (like it used to), because both are fucking retarded

>I don't watch Fox, but
Right, you don't subscribe to anything whatsoever. you get all of your news from Yea Forums.
>[insert 6 millionth leftist opinion blog]
You didn't even bother to check the site you're bitching about.
A unique view into the mind of a trump supporter.
Here read this headline (the only thing you're ever capable of reading) and go take a nap nationalinterest.org/feature/what-explains-ferocity-attack-against-donald-trump-62547

>This board is rejecting both (like it used to), because both are fucking retarded
based radical centrism

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I tried modaf and that shit stops being effective really quickly. I know people will say to lay off to eliminate tolerance but then youre fucked from not having it in the first place.

I just went to the doctor, told them im depressed as fuck and too distracted to learn and got an adderall prescription. Shit is basically energy+mood+everythingisrightwiththeworld in pill form. the only downside is every 3 months I have to check in with the psychiatrist to keep them posted on how I feel. Doubt anything else even comes close in terms of energy.

mood is with a d

It's a legit pharmaceutical. You could get it through the US healthcare system, but it would be a much more expensive, laborious task. It's good for when you don't sleep well. Much better than caffeine. Just trying to help the user.

Oh shit, that's a very popular and large site frequently mentioned on the news. You must get paid quite a lot. You're basically a silicon valley worker right?

Keep in mind their pay is so meager and benefits so lacking that they need food stamps from the government to survive. We're also a country that doesn't guarantee healthcare as a right so any medical emergency will bankrupt the average wagie.
Meanwhile the Walton family who owns it are multi-billionaires.

Not making a political statement here, these are facts.

:|

Is wallmart full of made in china products?

>everyone is wrong and stupid except me
Okay, Jill Stein.

Is it true in the US your manager can approach you at the end of your shift and say you're needed in tomorrow, or call you up on your day off and say they're short staffed so you have to go in?

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youtube.com/watch?v=yhEefkn2TPo

For the shittier jobs, yes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment

Based pajeet, it's totally safe

I hate adderall. It's 45 minutes of focus and mood boost then 4 hours of irritability. awful.

I have good results from only using modaf when I need it. Not too often

>Cuckservatives redpilled
Honestly, did (((you))) visit leftypol?

for me its juche

Oh, god

Imagine having wasted your life so thoroughly that you spend your twilight years stocking shelves and ringing up registers for poverty-level spics and mutts

I get asked to work the morning shift all the time by my manager(I work nights), but I tell her to fuck off every time and there's nothing they can do about it. I'm also in a union so that may have something to do with it.

most conservatives would be happy to adopt liberal beliefs, but big conservatives have tricked them all into believing in a socialist boogeyman that will let the gubmint install niggers directly into their farmhouses

Why the fuck would you go for a shit tier job like mcdonalds or walmart when you have the access to all the information on the internet that might help you get a much better job?

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t. seething wagie

As soon as intelligent people figured out that the majority are nothing more than retarded mules.

>le epic comeback that avoids any actual arguments
t. Brainwashed bipartisan retard

>not one single non-fat person

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lel

no ones going to hire someone whose saving grace is "learned a lot for things on the internet"
you're a fool if you don't think your current society isn't status based

you have clearly never had or even applied for any jobs. I bet you are like 15.

It's easy to get stuck in a routine, most people probably say they'll better themselves once they find any old job but once you start working 40-50 hours a week you're just too tired and you start to accept that while it's not a good job at least it's a job

This. I'd love to give a ted talk about the way banks work one day because it would blow the average person's mind to realise how little money in the world actually existed. But I imagine it wouldn't go down very well...

Depends where they work. If a place like walmart or mcdonalds is doing it then it is probably a shit boss that can't keep a schedule. Then if you aren't willing to do it they will get someone else.

Then there are real jobs that need a certain amount of staff on hand. You will have some more freedom to turn them down if they call you in, unless it is an "emergency". My sister works at a place that calls her in a lot and she gets overtime.

>real life is more of a meme than tv now
just end it all now

Not sure if trolling

Daily reminder

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They will if you have a portfolio
I'm actually working right now, but nice projections.

people working shit tier jobs have either low IQs, neuroses/moderate mental illness, substance abuse, something else comparable, or a combination of these things.

This also explains basically all serious human problems (being in jail, unemployed, etc.)

>bipartisan retard
t. radical centrist who stands for nothing

Try going to 3rd period economics sometime, Travis

Getting a good job is solely based on who you know.

>he's never thought about how banks work
I'll give you a hint, when you deposit money into a bank, you're literally loaning them your money for a tiny interest rate that they will go on to spend

This is why you have to work unpaid placements during your degree etc. It is shit.

t. idiot who doesn't know (or purposely pretends not to know) what centralism is
Centralists aren't fence-sitters. They're people smart enough to realise that blindly following hypocritical ideology because your party said so is fucking stupid

>everyone to devote their resources to new discoveries and knowledge?
because literally only 1%-2% or less of the population is capable of doing that. Most people are suited for low IQ jobs.

(¬_¬)

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>posts zizek
*Snap*

Woah bro you englightened me, this is crazy you really need to do that Ted talk!!

i get filled with dread every time this is posted. i barely escaped a life of this.

no, it's important.

>a portfolio
that you're supposed to build without a wage to support yousrself?
a portfolio consisting of what? to present to who? within what amount of time?
Quit larping you fucking toddler. get this shit out of here, mods

>sacked for not singing
I'm surprised he'd mention that, the UK has more laws protecting employees from unfair dismissal, oh well the company is long dead now

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I was a neet for 2 years before getting a remote job with an above average salary (for my cunt)

t welfare check recipient

LMAO

I'm so glad I'm a NEET
wagie life seems like hell

This. Fuck laws and society

Oh fuck I remember this. I'm pretty sure the boss challenged a black african man in a race for a visa

>that you're supposed to build without a wage to support yousrself?
Your parents don't support you?
>a portfolio consisting of what? to present to who? within what amount of time?
Learn to google.
I guess it's no surprise retards like you settle for shit tier jobs.

>tfw been leeching off my gf for 2 years
She's the only one working I just make food and fuck her once in a while, if she dumps me I'm fucked lmao, I gotta get me a wagecucking position before I become homeless

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You're gonna be a cashier some day

not nearly enough

>Americans

youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

Skip to 10:00 to see the grand finale, but it's better if you let it build up

Forced to sing a song about literal cuckoldry wew

Jesus fuck does everyone who runs a sales call center read the same books and get the same training.

Im just lucky my boss worked alongside me for a long time and if he asked me to do this i could tell him to fuck off and walk out of the room and do my job without getting in any shit.

theocratic monarchy

Some people think they have no other option, regardless of their education (or lack thereof), and places like McDonald's often perpetuate that idea.
I worked at a franchised location for three years and it's genuinely troubling to see people devolve into less than human for the sake of a number on a screen that makes somebody you've never met more money.
Never let somebody threaten you or bribe you into selling your soul, no matter how high (or low) the price is. Nothing is worth losing a period of your life that will be a blurred stain in your memories in favor of some fucking money.
And for fucks sake, can everybody stop treating everybody like shit? I know it sounds right of the 70s, but it's ridiculous how much contempt employees tend to have for their customers, and how little they deserve it. You don't have to sound like you're reading a script, nobody is going to enforce that shit except sycophants and they'll never fire you for it.
Get out before you become the person who has seen their children grow up while working for McDonald's, you know the one. I knew two, and it was sad as Hell. Not because they worked in a fast food restaurant, that would be petty, but because it was for a place as internationally abhorrent.

Fucking saved.

>We have a saying here
>smile as you dial
>that shit eating grin like every other call centre in the world doesn't have that exact same saying

>I just make food and fuck her once in a while
living the dream

I actually was poor for 2 years after grad school, then turned myself into literally the best employee on temp project after project, so I got promoted to a salaried position where there's virtually no chance of me being fired I'm so good. Hard work and intelligence can do it too.

But my next job will rely on prestigious references partially.

>Your parents don't support you?
Considering they're not alive, no. They kind of don't, underagefag

It's a Wonderful Life already did it better than your gay Ted Talk ever could. Now back to where you came from

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/pol/ is /int/

the best part about being a jap is that noone will recognise you in cringe videos like this since everybody looks the same anyway.

C'mon, be a man and get yourself a job.

I dont support any taxes

The system is not set up to allow all or even most to be in supervisory or management positions user.

no way for me. i have an office internship and could not imagine how unproductive i would be at home with access to all distractions. probably something engrained in me since public school, i always paid attention in class but struggled doing homework

"Look mom I posted it again."

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british people look so weird

but there was one doable slag in that

It's pretty much all the same shit
youtu.be/6It6SnNwsh8

sounds based. just keep her happy until you find the job.

End your life

>british people look so weird
They are welsh to be fair

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this Most people are only capable of service jobs. Basically like Plato said, most people are appetitive which literally translates as useless drones capable of thinking only of their next meal.

Take the homesteading pill, agarianism is the only humanism.
ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/x/xenophon/x5oe/

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and there were two doable girls, I correct myself

>count dankula
cringe

LOOK DOWN LOOK DOWN YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A SLAVE
LOOK DOWN LOOK DOWN YOU'RE STANDING IN YOUR GRAVE

universal basic income

I don't think it's even that. A lot of right wingers who supported Trump are seeing how flawed the issue of supporting an unregulated free market is when the corporations control the majority of the market. These corporations are the ones pushing everything the right hates and so are becoming more authoritarian to compensate, and at the same time they realise that hard work has become a scam for young people as they can work relentlessly and the reward they seem to be getting is a mongrelised, globalised, soulless country for their efforts. This makes them just quit and demand gibs as "fuck it why not? Everyone else is doing it"

I know but the video is spot on

you first leech

Well, tough luck then
But if you have the time to post on Yea Forums then you're still a retard for using it to learn something like programming and get a better job

>fascism, thats just capitalism under a different name
no it isn't

>strawman the post

Okay, I'll watch it user sorry for being so hasty

not using it*

Wow, you're so awesome... be sure to write that awesome anecdote in your CV, "First person in the world to get hired after being a good submissive slave during a temporal contract:"

>conservatism
>redpilled
if you were on /pol/ you weren't paying attention

>OY M8 DONT THROW IN JAIL I WAS MERLY BRING CHEEKY

imagine being a fucking american

you take too many breaks at first, but eventually you discipline yourself. It's literally either that or you get fired.

>learn something like programming
oh yeah """something like programming"""
as if there's anything similar to programming
as if there's not already thousands of self-educated programmers trying to push into jobs already taken by people who either went to university or pajeets for half of the cost
I totally believe you user.

they're probably still better than your country

New thread

cheeky fuckers

Mods please nuke this zoomer thread. I'm cringing too hard.

Why make a post when an image gets the point across much quicker? These corporations have far more power than is healthy for collective society. Your liberty is at their mercy.

guys can we just go back to laughing at wagies

Yes keep ignoring the horrible flaws around you my ESL friend, everything will be fine.

My ted talk would not be gay. It would be fucking based and you know it

Stop cringing on company time, get back to dancing

don't be mad, sir. And my CV says Microsoft, Pearson, Bain, HPE, and Harvard on it.

how high is the suicide rate among walmart employees?

Shit in the slushie machine

Well, I'm self-educated and I got the job ahead, but you're not going to believe me are you?
This kind of mindset is why you'll be forever stuck flipping burgers or something

too true. honestly hard work, understanding how to socialize properly and being somewhat intelligent will get you far and fast. sadly most humans just can't play this game on certain people's levels.

I contract for Microsoft from time to time.

Legit self made though, no formal education in uni.

I WANT A SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

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>ok the McDonalds death squads will force you to buy McChicken, the best fast food sandwich from now on
>NOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T JUST BUY FROM BURGER KING FROM NOW WHY

it's "temporary" contract btw.

NEET life is best life. 38yo NEET. No regrets. Get my eBooks for free, and my snacks paid for by wagies.

All Ted Talks are gay

Communication skills are extremely important. Being articulate and persuasive and confident are key.

Amazing. You should publish your unique experience as a self-made man in a book, it would sell billions. From student, to temp worker for big companies getting references to landing a stable job with one of your employees. It's brilliant. I can't believe it.

New thread

Imagine being an American and paying to get your baby circumsied or better getting in debt with insurance because you had a child.
Americans, man. I swear they have no self awareness. No difference between them and communists all about the cult of personality

yeah but youre supposed not to know this
same with all these software dudes who 'make' $50-100 an hour. Sad fact is they only have like 3-5 hours work a week. Could and would still be better than being a wagecuck from 9-5 tho..

>wtf I love globohomo now!!!!???

Walmart gets tax write offs for hiring old and disabled and impaired. Tfw user doesn't understand that Walmart isn't a store, it exists as the spine to bolster and control the New Permanent Pleb Class in America. It's basically public education minus any education, for high school runoff.

what the fuck are you talking about

We usually refer to that 150 days off as 'Winter'. The season when you had to huddle shivering inside your thatch hut and hope you'd done well enough with the crops in Spring and Summer to see the sun rise again.

relax man. I'm not special. It's just an anecdote that you don't have to have a relative to get you a job.