Could RLM get away with doing this today?

Also, things like saying black people don't like Star Wars, (which is why Samuel L. Jackson was in it). And saying Return of the Jedi had the first jew in Star Wars, and cut to pic related.

Actually, there are so many fucking jokes, some of the best of reviews, could not be done today. I'm pretty annoyed now how culture shift has clearly made comedy worse today. Fuck, I'm mad now.
Hmm, I never considered that Mike's humor simply isn't consistent with today's cultural atmosphere, (and not that that was merely an indication that he had burnt out on the medium).

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>t. discord tranny

I mean, she's hardly a looker, but don't kid yourself, freak.

No, they couldn't. Even Mike has walked back on some of these scenes.
>I may have gone too far in a few places

Mike might be a bit of a pussy if he avoids making these jokes. Still, if Mike made a review, (even one that wasn't as good as his best), and it was just as raunchy and offensive as his Prequel review, he was deplatformed as a result, that would cost a shitshow. He should know there would be a huge backlash, numerous people will defend him., etc.

But again, he doesn't have the balls.

Not even in the same ball park, dude. That's just (simulated nudity), and in general poor taste. This is full on make plenty of jokes making light of killing women. There's all the top-tier racist jokes.

If by "weird," you mean "based," even then, you understate it.

I would like to see a best of the "Plinkett jokes that wouldn't fly today.

>weird
Nothing weird or wrong about it. That girl was a smoking hot latina. Hopefully she still is but we all know how women grow up unfortunately.

When will RLM make another joke about masturbating to videos of children? Or a rape robot?

Nope

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Probably not, seeing as how much shit they got for things like the last jedi review

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I miss when Half in the Bag had stories.

no

youtube.com/watch?v=K0YHjqQD7E4

some soiboi even did a cut of a review without the "serial killer plot"

That's not an achievement. Any of the Golden Girls cast is more attractive than her. Even the dead ones.

fear gives women a +2 in attractiveness though

Why doesn't Mike do Emperor Palpatine anymore? I demand entertainment.

youtu.be/9_imbu9jmAo?t=12s

They edited the original video right? I remember him yelling a lot more

the better question is: could they be bothered to get up from their chairs to film it?

Finally someone with good taste. Recommend some porn kino I can fap to featuring fear

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Could RLM get away with doing this today?

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I wonder where Jay and Mike ranked on his list

No. Their friendship is over. Now Macala-Macavo-M. Culkin is their best friend.

That's just streamlining. Like the guys who did cuts of mythbusters episodes that cut out all the bullshit they added to pad the show out to a full hour. Cut the episodes down to like 20 minutes. Their dumb serial killer plot had nothing to do with the review.

I don't know of any. I just had one gf that demanded I'd be terrifying to her. I was soiboyish about it at first and didn't like it but then it mutated my sexuality.

They want the rapist audience. That's why they still haven't taken their Max Landis videos down and why Mike sucked Max's dick so hard in the first place.

>They want the rapist audience
based

The people who get triggered by depictions of violence against women as typically totally cool with graphic portrayal of violence against men, especially relating to castration.

How much you wanna' bet the faggot that made this edit is seething over the fan-edit of Endgame that cuts out Brie Larson?

Watched this with my wife a few years ago. She found the serial killer scenes "disturbing" and turned it off halfway through. Hahaha

Shes an old gross slob now. Mike could do better, even though hes a depressing slug himself.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

I think that part of Mike wants to be cancelled. Remember how big his smile was when the camera almost smashed in that one Nerd Crew? Part of him wants to be chased off the internet because he hates e-celebrity.

>now

She was never attractive to begin with, but Mike is a fat slob and an alcoholic himself. Actually, all of them are disgusting except Jay, who is the only normal looking person there.

Fuckbot was unfunny, and had Jack's stink all over it.

My favorite is "The 'Urban Market' stole my TV, so I know they like movies".

The skits are the worst part of the prequel review, just get on with the good commentary on the movie and enough with the unfunny boomer humor thats only edgy to old fucks like Mike.

they just got away with rich grilling a realistic penis dildo off.
they can do whatever you want.
you /pol/ crybabies thinking your manhood is being removed are cancerous retards.

My favourite use of this bit here, works much better IMO youtube.com/watch?v=FOj1jKqWl5E&t=5m9s

nah jessies too fat now

Sure. This however:
youtube.com/watch?v=kuha5Im1RaQ

Kinda lame reddit humor in parts.
I still chuckle as most of the jokes/commentary in those prequel reviews though

Nadine's boobs are mesmerizing. If Jocelyne Ridgely had a topless scene in Space Cop, I woulda bought a copy

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>Jack is responsible for Fuckbot
Thanks Jack.

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>Shes an old gross slob now
You literally haven't seen a recent picture of her in close to 7 years, user.

they all look alright compared to Maculay Culkin now

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funny or not, these days RLM is too lazy and drunk to even bother trying anything like that shit again

>people will defend him
youtube doesn't give a fuck how many people complain
people will use youtube regardless, so they just censor everything now

>too lazy
They literally just posted a video where Mike burns Rich's dick off with a grill that required them to build a set and create props and gore effects

Oh, the ironing...

>cardboard background
>a George Foreman Grill
> a plastic cock
> some chocolate to melt on the grill

am I missing anything?

>moving those goalposts
>"T-they put in effort, but they didn't put in thaaaaaaat much effort

>they show up at the studio during work hours
>why is no one appreciating all the effort

>moving those goalposts even further
Amazing

Keep defending your youtube cancer e-celebs.

Maybe if you keep replying, that other guy will suddenly concede defeat.

Or maybe I can just keep pointing and laughing at a moron

You're looking at a mirror right now?

I actually only posted the first response, after that it was someone else

persistent idiocy is actually a pretty useful trait fora debater, especially the type that is likely a RLM NEETbuck whale

Why haven't they come to the defense of their best buddy Max Landis?

Were they only using him for views? Are they weasels?

>The Canadians have been back many times
>Culkin has been back at least twice
>Freddy the comic book artist has been back

>Max was on once in 2015 and they never invited him back
Yeah they're just the best of friends.

Mike Stoklasa is canceled

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Same. It’s the only reason to watch it. I don’t give a fuck about 95% of the movies they review

He looks more distressed like he was forced to do it.

Based Mike "Jews get the pike" Stoklasa grabs so many milkers it doesn't even register anymore. Dude is drowning in money and pussy he doesn't need to make murderer bits anymore just make a capeshit review so those fawning internet weirdos keep donating their parents money

He probably made Rich Evans blow him.

It was funny.

Mack
Formerly Max

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they knew and said nothing

Reminder that it was Mike who enthusiastically invited Max onto the show.

How do we save the rest of the boys from being dragged into Mike's self-destructive death spiral?

That's called butchering. When creators release their content, they are doing so as they intended. Fan edits are literally autism in action.

If you are over 15 and watch this then KYS.

Plinkett is a character who is reviewing the movie. The serial killer plot gives a description of who Plinkett is and colors his review of the movie. The point is that the review is so nitpicky that it must be a serial killer making it. Without the serial killer plot, you have a review of a movie by a guy with a weird voice. That you don't realize this shows how dumb you are.

>machinima approved this

reminder that mack was introduced in the max landis episode of BotW

So?

Wasn't there also at least one other episode where Mike stared directly into the camera and sad something like "Max, you're welcome back any time!!!!", all thirsty like. Why is Mike so gay for Max Landis?

They also said they were waiting to watch the next Neil Breen keeno until max comes back

>out of over 100 episodes, Mike once offhandedly mentioned Max coming back
>”OMG WHY IS MIKE OBSESSED WITH MAX??”

They're done with plinkett reviews, aren't they? Kinda makes me want to stop watching them

How big is your penis?

Remember how Half in the Bag got derailed for an entire year with that stupid marriage plot because for some reason Mike really, really, REALLY wanted Max Landis to play the preacher, but Max kept delaying, and then the first wave of allegations came out, so Jack played the preacher instead? I just don't get it. What did Mike think was so great about Max that he was willing derail his show for just for the chance to have Max play a stupid bit part and have Mike kiss his ass again?

So I guess the reason that we don't get skits on Half in the Bag anymore is because Mike is too depressed from being burned by his asshole boyfriend Max.

Captain disillusion is better than rlm anyway