Am I only one who basically never laughs when watching TV/films? It makes it awkward watching comedy with other people...

well I need to clean my glasses then

You prob watch porn or masturbate too much (or both).

Maybe you developed a WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR?

i can only laugh out loud very rarely even if i find something really funny. i put it down to having no friends, and laughing being some kind of social indication. i barely ever speak out loud either.

That’s how I am I have to fake laugh or chuckle when people are around because I get self conscious about not busting a gut like everyone around me. Same reason I can’t go to comedy shows if I’m near the front the comedian would see me and think I’m not laughing. Truth is unless something is really fucking funny I’m just not an audible laugher, even when I recognize something as funny the most it’ll get outta me is an internal chuckle inside my head like “tee her yes, quite humorous indeed!” Is it autistim? Everything there’s a weird thing about myself that other people don’t seem to have I just assume it’s because I’m a mild autist

I don't like comedies, but I like comedic elements in things other than comedy. For example, I liked the hitman character in Blood Simple and he made me laugh several times, but I thought Raising Arizona sucked and I didn't laugh once.

Gross dude, date hotter girls man.

Shit happened to me recently at a movie theater some big fat guy sat two seats away from me during a riff trax live and was having a laughing fit at every joke but I just sat there trying to enjoy it but not laughing out loud like him and he kept glancing over to me annoyed like I was ruining his experience because it seemed like I hated it for not laughing sorrrry me fat guy I don’t need to let out some annoying ass laugh every time I hear something humorous

Are you me?

Learn to laugh, my friend. I recently picked up a job as a valet at a top 5% hotel and all I do is laugh at guests' dumb jokes and it's gotten easier with time

i didnt know barry keoghan was into drag

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Isn't that the girl that posted a really sad craigslist ad or something saying she knows she is hideous but just wants to know what love is like and was willing to be with anyone no strings attached?

I sincerely hope this poor girl found some sort of happiness in her horrifically depressing life.

Holy shit.

It kind of does.

Not all humans are north europeans.

How awful to look like Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden, when you're not even trying to do that.

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Pretty much these for me, a decade of Yea Forums has twisted my humor. I barely laugh at normalfag shit. But certain edgy things will make me bust up. The other day I was watching TV with my gf and her black friend at her black friend's house, and the guy says "What are you looking at you fucking nigger?" and it made me laugh - only time I've laughed at TV around them. They both looked at me suspiciously.

Don't worry bro, happens all the time. The older I get the less I laugh at movies. I still get excited or spookd occasionally, but laughing, no. I tend to watch older comedies that still make me honestly smile. But most of the time I feel spanish shame from watching some sitcom. I don't know why writers think stupid=funny, maybe it's American thing but watching someone act retarded in a show doesn't help.

No, movies suck nowadays. When jokes are too subtle, I often find myself being the only one who laughs. That's probably why they do obvious, yet boring and safe, jokes nowadays.

the only things that make me laugh anymore are inappropriate uses of the n word or making fun of retarded people. or anything else that would go on a "no-no list" for things you cant make fun of anymore. i think part of it is just hating woke culture so much that laughing at stuff im not allowed to laugh at anymore is my only way to fight the good fight aginst SJW faggotry run amok

Lol

depends on your definition of human

Then why does it seem like most people have such low standards for humor that they will laugh at like everything? People will LOL at things like full house and it baffles me. And how do you deal with the awkwardness of them looking to you for validation? It’s like it’s impossible for them to be okay with laughing unless somebody is doing it with them.

Very subtle bait.

>the n word
What's that?
I can understand if someone never curses, but what's with this autistic "I'll say some bad words but not the SPECIAL bad words!" mentality?

Only things that make me laugh out loud anymore: old O&A clips (esp ones with Patrice), old Tough Crowd, old MAD TV skits, old Married with Children reruns, old 80s and 90s movies, old Beavis & Buttheads, old Kids in the Hall skits, old 90s SNL skits, cumtown, old Norm MacDonald talk show appearances from the 90s, the original YouTube version of Norm MacDonald Live, old South Parks and old 90s Simpsons.

Go to bed grandpa

Slave men always looks so weird and feminine.

so basically comedy died after the 90s? hmm yeah sounds about right.

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I believe it's being used facetiously.
>I'M GOING TO SAY THE NIGGER-WORD!

>There's no way someone who looked like that would ever be able to find a boyfriend let alone someone to fuck it.
You're kidding, right?

Because your acoustic. Everyone else on earth understands theres different levels of offensiveness in different words

Your mommy let you stay up late tonight, champ?

"Nigger" is less offensive than "Fuck" to me.

Everyone laughs harder when theyre around other people

And like i said, your acoustic

This
it's a subconscious social behavior

not just 'no strings attached,' she was perfectly fine with being hidden away and never being seen in public with whoever would take her

Is that the russian girl that will date literally anyone as long as it's a male?

>she was perfectly fine with being hidden away and never being seen in public with whoever would take her
Would she consider an Islamic relationship?

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>It’s like it’s impossible for them to be okay with laughing unless somebody is doing it with them.
Jeez user they just want to bond and share the moment with you, be grateful you still have people willing to spend with your unresponsive ass

I never really played my acoustic, I prefer electric.

Yes. When was the last time she posted on the chan?

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hey man, aren't you gonna check his trips?

And why do certain people get to decide who matters when it comes to being offended? It's gotta be all or nothing.

Doubt she believes in goatfucker shit.

Retarded outliers like you aren't a factor.

Yea Forums is not your blog, fag

>uhh the n word bad because uhh black people
>other words don't count lol

No, she posted on Yea Forums about half a decade ago.
anons didn't believe that she was truly beyond loving and fuckable, then she posted this

Poor girl

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Newfriend

Keoghan is much cuter than that

based femcel

Also according to an old thread I found her name is
Bepoникa Зaйцeвa

Veronika Zaitseva

What fills me with a certain wonderment is that she was so fucking ugly, that she was never shopped to be worse.

She had a pretty good feminine body.

Honestly im no friend of plastic surgery and hate vain people but in her case? Go for it honey you deserve better.

that name doesn't appear before 2017, hard to believe it's real and not made up.

Looks like the average Korean that got turned into one those "qt 3.14" girls. Jaw shaving is a normal thing in South Korea and yes, steer the boat the fuck away.

For anyone wondering there was a thread about her once where she was tracked down and it was found out at the time of the thread she had found a boyfriend

>that wheezing noise when you don't want to laugh but you're laughing

haaaaaqaaah

No, women most certainly DONT have it on easy mode. If someone disagrees I’ll call them a Duracell

I'd rather accept that there's there are two metric tons of plutonium within two centimeters of me. Then again, she does seem like a pretty nice person.

*there's....there

No, they kind of do. Like, the dude that fucked her might be all like "my kids are going to be fucking impossible to knock out, bitche's head is made out of superslaviknite or some shit" and then go down hard.

Us? The fuck do we have? Who's gonna fuck that ape? A woman's gonna thing like "my kid's are going to basically look the the death of the species happened in my underpants and my vagina isgoing to be split open like the parting of the red sea. Fuck this biggass motherfucker.

Mein Kampf definition aka European = human.
Japs are honorary.

>never laugh during comedies
>laugh when something clever happens (something difficult or ridiculous to film)

Yeah hence the sarcasm, even a literal mongoloid goblin from fucking lord of the rings would get a bf just cause there’s a pussy in there

Even the absolute ugliest girl on earth will 100% have a guy to fug her.
Bl*cks fuck chimpanzees and gorillas for fuck's sake.
The ugliest man will never, ever have a girl.

What does it mean if the type of stuff I laugh at is stuff like

youtube.com/watch?v=gHdDxKy2QW0

and

vocaroo.com/i/s1qRivxX0qi1

I feel like Yea Forums has completely warped my sense of humor to the point where I only have deep laughs at in-jokes and slapstick and physical comedy.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/75489793/#75494278

It's still unclear if its just an elaborate prank by a guy in girls clothes or some poor girl

youtube.com/watch?v=1acx66EHFpw

youtube.com/watch?v=dNAUi8WWzos

"she" is supposedly from Belarus.
But the original Yea Forums post is from Russia.
Then the thread says its a russian prank from 2012.
Then theres this OK russia profile with like 50 pictures
ok.ru/profile/542556552400/statuses?st._aid=NavMenu_Friend_StatusHistory
But one of her "friends" seems to be a joke account.

google.com/search?q=Вероники Зайцевой&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIo5iFmfXiAhULXKwKHW01BlMQ_AUIECgB&biw=1366&bih=635

Who knows.

Funny if its fake
Sad if its true

I think it might be a guy photoshopping his head on a girl's body, but then in of the OK pictures, she has a FLAT man chest.
So maybe its a truly unfortunate girl, or a skrawny prankster.

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Dude normies literally laugh at
>nobody:
>absolutely nobody:
>literally no one:
>teacher: blah blah blah
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEE SO FUNNEHMHAHAAAAA
FUNNEH BUNNEH :DDSDES FUNNY BUNNEH :DDDD

I think you’re on the safe side with monty python.

i honestly dont rellay laugh at anything, not even at stuff i find funny

>a situation so sad not even Yea Forums can decipher if its a prank or not

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We need russians translating the shit out of all these russian sites with pictures of her.

google.com/search?q=Вероники Зайцевой&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIo5iFmfXiAhULXKwKHW01BlMQ_AUIECgB&biw=1366&bih=635#imgrc=bRahtUCkJBepEM:

She's real
Like real real
youtube.com/watch?v=SS_0s3wW3Bs

Russians translate

youtube.com/watch?v=3TgfthCKBhc

youtube.com/watch?v=fvBSBvZua4I

what does her mom look like?

>50 pictures
That confirms it for me. Would some slav risk wearing ten pairs of his sister's clothing and putting on a wig to take pictures in public? Plus, she's a butterface; there's no indication from hip-to-waist ratios and hand size that she's biologically male, though some sort of chromosomal abnormality isn't out of the question.

Probably fake. You have to understand that the russian chan is even nowdays is basically like the golden years of Yea Forums. they do happenings and have lulz almost weekly.
Like for example like 2 months ago they had ongoing thread for almost a week in witch they manage to track ukrainian pedo ring identifying everyone and then they send all the info and proof to the police. Literally a week later they ukrainian news pages posted articles about this people getting caught and probably rotting in jail. Literally last month some faggot posted on mp4 video of him beating a old homeless man why his faggot friends filmed and laughed. russian/b/ started operation and found him few days later some user started thread saying justice have been done and posted a video of the homelessbeater on his knee apologizing to Yea Forums for beating the homeless man and humiliating him, hi has blood oh his eyebrow and then the user who film it start to beat him and video cut off.
Russian chan is strong atm and they are having fun.

Bullshit, that picture has been doing the rounds on Yea Forums long before 2015

I don't even have the patience to sit through a movie anymore, i only do it with gfs or mates, but even then, i avoid it, shit's boring and i feel nothing 90% of the time.
But when i'm drunk as fuck, something happy or sad is being shown, i start crying like a bitch. Music does that too and pre WW2 footage.
Last movie that made me cry, probably two or three times, was the garbage where Adam Sandler gets a fucking time remote, how fucking pathetic is that?

Check this out

the girl may be real, but the posts in english are most likely fake

no

How frustrating is it to know a woman can literally look like that and still pull a solid six, 9 times out of 10.

ya know despite everything the pussy is probably good

its too bad i cant speak putin