How true is this?

How true is this?

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Why does everyone on Twitter type with no caps on at all?

(((silverberg)))
I'd still smash tho

>silverberg
hmmm

>tfw no dorky jewish gf

hi :)

fuck you and your proper ponctuation

y-you too

Am I gay if I want to kiss her big nose?

I couldn't think of a single movie that included any of the random shit she said.

>click on link
>video autoplays muted
>turn audio up
>change tab
>audio is again muted

What. Thats like the most dysfunctional videoplayer on the internet.

bruh because chill people dont use caps rn i dont know why tho

I don’t know but I fucking hate when people write like that.

look at the honker on her

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I want to fuck her

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why are evil jewesses so fuckable bros

BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE HIP ON THE INTERWEBS

Pretty sure every Marvel movie has 5 of those jokes

Meh not based on her face. She seems like she has small tits big ass though which if that's the case I would definitely

imagine the smelling power

Still would send to pound town, and then use her as a defensive weapon in case of Mongol ambush.

if they all write the same fucking shit why do they go on strike so much over low pay
don't producers call them out on this shit?

plus obligatory pop culture reference

The one about “let’s roll bitches” was straight up a line from the female ghostbusters. Two characters had awkward banter over using a catchphrase or something

That would explain why I couldn't think of any movies that have them. I haven't seen any of them.

It's probably that combined with my severe retardation.

Yea we can tell just by looking at her newfag

the white man's burden, my friend

>ewww her nose is too big for my tastes!
>oh God why am I so alone?

I call it the post-friends era

HOLY FUCK this kike bitch is 75% nose lmao

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What's the deal with Yea Forums and Jewish girls?

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that's every recent american comedies and tv shows though
just lazy millenial writing, only going to get worse once the even more illeterate adhd zoomers start writing scripts

I didn't like any of these "jokes"

That's the "joke".

jewish girls are prettier than any other type of girl
they make my heart beat fast with their sickly grey skin and black curly hair

literally any movie with a woman cast member and which aimed to earn more than a few bucks.

CHILD OF THE KHAZAR EMPIRE

Blame joss whedon

have sex

>nsilverberg

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There's just something sexy about their beady soulless eyes.

>mfw my sister who has slight aspergers and mimics tv sitcom speech talks like this all the time

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she is definitely right in so far that ALL characters these days talk like they dont think about what to say beforehand.
Nothing ever comes off as confident or sure, its all this "blurting out whatever comes to mind and end it with a punchline" style of comedy you get on Rick&Morty.

post more pictures of cute jewish girls

Twitter by far has the worst video player. I believe this annoyance is built into it so that you are forced to make an acct to turn it off.

That agatha girl unironically does it for me like nothing else I've ever seen. I don't know why I'm into delicate sickly looking girls.

>Silverberg

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This is my future wife.

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inb4 Ben Shapiro's sister and her great big honkers.