We are going to see who is human and who is one of those things, show me your singles

well i know im not one of those things

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too easy, op is a fag

Check these digits.

Oh god i just wanto to fuck her untill she drops her indiference face AAAAAAAA

This scene always ticks me off when the petri dish is dropped on the floor and the blood spills. Clearly its strawberry syrup they use for the blood. It doesn't look real at all. It just looks tasty like the strawberry syrup at the Village Inn. The blood effects were atrocious overall in the scene. Carpenter is truly a hack.

YEAH FUCK YOU TOO

Child’s get the flamethrower

TORCH 'EM CHILDS

You know me pal think about my wife.

Hey user why do you and I go watch a movie in the other room just the two of us

HURRY GET THE FLAME THROWER CHILDS!

I dont know maybe I am the thing I'll just go wait in the shed.

u wouldnt torch little old me wouldya

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Oh shit, it’s mutated kill it

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Woops

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MOLTOV COCKTAIL THEIR ASS BOYS!

STAY BACK

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ayy lmao

Y'all are doing a shitty job here, just letting The Thing run around all willy nilly.

I am glad I am a fellow human too

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I'm not The Thing. I'm Jim Varney, star of the hit Ernest movies. Know what I mean, Verne?

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WINDOWS! BLAST IT!

I...d don't feel so good

hello my fellow humans

>runs out of the door into the night

autistic screeching

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im a fellow human

Probably ate something funny lad

I've had sex.

Hi

Well I know I’m not the thing, I still Sneed

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Phew glad we got rid of that thing

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I think it's safe to say we have eliminated the thing. Let's call in the rescue squad and get back to the mainland.

Those things can't morph into crab legs can they?

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>Real human bean starts playing

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>teleports behind (you)

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I want to die, pls kill me

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let me in macready,
I'm good.

Seems that way call the rescue team I’ll wait here with the rest of the guys

i know i aint no thang

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Humans rise up.

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Nothing to see here, guys.

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I know you anons have been through a lot tonight, but when you find the time is rather not spend the entire night TRYING NOT TO GET FUCKING DUBS

easy...

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Bing bing

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i'll let you in on something user that's how she got that face. the ten thousand dick stare

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Pack it in boys. Looks like we survived. The helicopter will be here in 15 minutes to take us out of here.

Time to get some le dubbos xd for (You)

Peanut butter will save me

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I'm reaaaall

Guess I'll just hop in with you

Its too late. You cant escape

GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!!

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooooooo

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Torch it

Human get

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Howdy do fellow humans

Fuck MEW and fuck scandinavians

this sucks

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fuckin burn!!

UNTIE ME YOU FUCHS

You're literally mutating in front of us. Not a chance you're getting away.

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haha trips what trips i dont have triiahhhHSHFASFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TORCH HIM

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I'm human, Mack, I gotta be!

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this would be pretty cringe if you didn't get trips but you did so good on you user
very based

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heh some of you scientists are alright
dont come to the arctic tomorrow

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join us

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You are not going to solve this by torching people. We need to save those we love, not kill them!

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It's okay guys. I'm human.

Fuck off mutant, alien shitlord

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I think that was the last of them

Then you can join them

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I’m here to save you all

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you've found the alien now if you please UNTIE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CHAIR

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check this 2

>mfw my name is Blair and the Thing is my favorite movie

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Check this flamethrower you sick fuck

This is crazy Mac.

Mr. spooders...

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What do you mean Easy isn’t mine anymore

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I know that I am a human. Yep. I'm totally a human. There is absolutely no reason to suspect me as an alien thing.

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My name is Tom Tomerson. I like watching the sport with the ball and drinking liquids that have fermented.

I have metal fillings, I swear.

Oh man I sure can't wait for this whole thing to pass over and go back to civilization and do civilized things like play chess and eat TV dinners. Fuck I mean WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

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I believe you, come with me to the infirmary

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What happens if you get trips?

Why are you so curious?

Hey guys, don't be to hasty, i'm one of you!

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They take a nice, warm lead shower, just like you'll be doing

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guys i think i found one of those things they transformed into a hedgehog help me kill it

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WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES
AIM
AIM
AIM

Oh gosh oh jeez I hope they don't see my dubs

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I'm innocent!

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It's too late, we should all just eliminate ourselves so whatever it is can't escape!

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Put the gun down!

Remember guys
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,0 means your human
But all 7's are......

HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THE SHACK?
FUCK

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Guys come down to the infirmary so I can check you for signs of epidermis. It's been making the rounds lately and I need to make sure you're all vaccinated. Hopefully it doesn't become like that outbreak of ligma that happened a few years ago.

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norgods always gets dubs

cheating bitch

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I'm not the thing guys

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100% human here. Get off my plane alien shits!

hello fellow human beings

Not me for sure

I trust you

good

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No.

Sup human bros

I ain't no goddamn space bug

Nice try, monster

What if the real thing was the friends we made along the way?

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my god, based

You can't prove anything.

I’m a real human bean!

The more Danny drank

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human

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I've got nothing to hide
Crunchatize me capn

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chill out,
you can trust me

Fuck you

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100% huuman here

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Sorry guys, but I have to do it. I just can't risk letting the thing escape into civilization. Let me just hook the power up to this button and wait who was that AGGGHHHHHHHH

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I know I'm human, but I don't know who I can trust anymore

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*suspiciously sneaks around in the hallway*

heh heh heh

why do you suspect me?

OwO

Promise it's not me.

Hello dudes

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you just seem a bit suspicious

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What if I get trips tho

nothing at all haha

We're gonna need a bigger oven

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would multiple things cooperate or would they frame each other?

Pls no fir

*flees*

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*autistic alien screeching*

user
my office
now

You think you got away, didn't you?
Burn!!!