What’s the best capeshit movie and why is it Logan?

logan is a man's man.

Spiderman 2

nice blog post

Is it really even a capeshit at the end though?

Basically about an old dude with some knives stuck in his hand taking care of his dear old dad and spanish loli

He's fighting his past and trying to secure his future.

It's pure capreshit.
I understand this is Yea Forums and the cape genre is considered to be bad for merely existing but it's good ass capeshit, deals with iconography, justice and heroic themes really well.

Blade
Because you don't even know it's capeshit until told so

No contest

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Raimi Spiderman trilogy.
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Dark Knight
Spider-Man 2

Why Spiderman is such a faggot instead of a shit talking douchebag in every Spiderman movie

Blade is so good. The inevitable MCU Blade movie is going to be complete trash in comparison

what qualifies capeshit?

This but unironically

The Mask of Zorro but I don't know for sure if it's capeshit.

The brap guy was the best

X2
Spider-Man 2
Mystery Men

LMFAO, watchmen and zack will always be fucking garbage.
Get the fuck off this board.

Kind of but it's too unique to be thrown in with capeshit imo

Unbreakable.

This or Unbreakable

Zorro is proto-capeshit like, before things got merchandised and whored out and that sort of disqualifies it. It's like calling Dick Tracy capeshit and if you go there, you can up and fuck yourself.

Batman Returns

>wrong pic
FTFY

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no friendo I believe you should be getting off. this is a pro-zack board

I don't know what Dick Tracy is but Zorro is Batman but good

Because it was a western, rather than being traditional capeshit.

Wouldn't the adamantium skeleton permanently stunt her growth?

DIck Tracy is clearly inspired by Golden Age comics energy and Zorro is a cape story.
Again, I understand that you are equating "cape genre" with "bad movies that are popular with people within the cape genre" but please stop.

>it's a hey white man hurry up and die so the next generation of non-white queens can take your place written and directed by a fat jewish person episode

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some of the cgi is really bad but the green goblin is great

i love how he's literally bombing nyc and the final fight scene at the end is pretty brutal

i like watchmen, even though it's 4 hours long and apparently butchers the comics i never read them because im not a nerd

Not a movie, but absolute kino.

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Why do they need two fire guys?

Batman v Superman. Batman Returns, Watchmen Superman (78) are contenders.

Didn't watch, but I'm pretty sure the black dude is supposed to be Firestorm so technically that is three fire dudes.

Meant for

Nope

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The nigger and the old man combine into the one fire dude. The drunk goon has a fire gun. lol

I really like Legends. I think it's the most fun out of all the Arrowverse shows. I'd take that over the other three anytime.

I had some major problems with it.
The biggest being the villain who survived fucking everything. There was zero reason not to slit his throat when Laura knocked him out towards the beginning. Then he survives a granade explosion point blank and there is something else I surely forgot.
I also found the evil clone to be a let down. I get why it was done thematically, but I still didn't like it.
My favourite capeshit is Guardians of the Galaxy 1, objectively best is probably Watchmen (extended, but without the cartoon) or Iron Man 1.

back to rediot you go.
non straight boi

3 hrs. and 3 and half with the animated poprtions added in.
Just changes the ending to avoid the hentai monster

inferior to the comic in every way. an almost carbon copy that misses the point

I like how the kid lectured Wolverine on violence a hot minute after almost murdering a convenient store clerk for no reason.

Deadpool 2

It was a fucking masterclass

That's what makes the decision to change the ending so baffling. It was lavishly done down to the individual panels and then they're just like 'fuck all that shit' the last act.

yes, X-23 is a midge

>giant ayy lmao octopus
nah

Yeah still doesn't make sense.

Going to have to go with Zebraman.

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Because James Mangold is a good director when he's directing his own screenplay

See also: Walk the Line

Logan was OK but failed miserably to live up to the absolute kino Hurt trailer. People went expecting it to so a lot were disappointed when a lot of ridiculous capeshit stuff started happening as the movie went on.

Watchmen (director's cut)

X-Men First Class

it does make sense in the comic when it’s built up

Into the Spider-Verse. Yes, I'm serious.

capeshit doesn't need to be kino to be great
it just needs to be great

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gamera 3 revenge of iris

because it's rated R and because Wolverine is a solid character

I didn't like the father-daughter road trip theme but it's understandable they had to make it accessible to audiences instead of just make it an all out gloom and doom hack & slash

So does Logan take place in the new timeline where Xmen 1/2/3 didn't happen, but Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix and the end of DofP where Jean is still alive did?

his organs aren't you fucking retard

what's never made sense to me is what's said about the hoax alien's brain, something about a psychic's brain was used to create a mental shockwave to effect people who were there.

so are there psychics in Watchmen? I thought Dr. Manhattan was the only superhuman person.

yeah but fuck it

we will never see a sequel with the non-white queens so it's more like a final white man's dying last stand

Literally no one understands how everything fits into the continuity nightmare of the Fox X-Men universe. Only the Highlander universe surpasses it in its full retardedness.

Logan is a western m8

Poor man's Leon

Just watch Leon and pretend he met a Daredevil/Punisher-level superhero once or twice in his life

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>they should have been young street thugs who weren't interested in a fight and were backing off before Logan started chopping them to bits.

Good idea, or even have Logan be the one who accidentally killed the X-Men

>He's fighting his past and trying to secure his future.

You mean Charles was fighting his past? Logan had done nothing wrong at the start of the movie.

Based

Nah, I liked world's most powerful psychic getting dementia and blowing people's heads open by accident, destroying that which he worked so hard to build

Superman the Movie, Spider-Man 2, and Unbreakable are the capekino trinity. Batman ‘89 and Batman Returns come very close though.

Unironically

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Unbreakable/Glass
X-Men: First Class
Watchmen Director's Edition

That's a good concept, but then they should have just called the movie "Xavier" or "Charles" and given Charles an even bigger role.

glass was not good, esp compared to unbreakable/split

>Superman the Movie, Spider-Man 2, and Unbreakable are the capekino trinity.
A patrician's answer
>Batman ‘89 and Batman Returns come very close though.
Fucked up there. Not because they are bad, but several other things belong before that such as Blade.

Also want to add The Incredible Hulk TV series to the list of greats even if it isn't a movie.

I feel like that is a separate (but also very viable) movie concept.

>skeleton is made of adamantium
>organs are still squishy and vulnerable especially since he doesn't heal anymore like he usually does
(You)

Superhero film

This. Logan had several problems but the concept of adamantium poisoning isn't one of them.

ahem

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It wasn't about world ending shit, it was just very personal.

Not with that shit thrid act, it isn't. TDK is the best one and it's not even close

1. TDK
2. Spider man
3. Superman 2
4. Ironman
5. Batman 1989
6. Watchmen
7. X2
8. Blade 2
9. cap america winter soldier
10. kickass

Good catch on Blade and especially The Incredible Hulk TV series. The show had a great theme.

>Hating Snyder
You're the one who dont belong here.

TDKR because it brought baneposting and the meme porn from brazzers

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this moment was the final coffin for western internet culture. a glorious dying breath but we have paid the price

Are you sub 80 IQ?

In my overrated opinion Logan, Watchmen the first Captain America and MOS are the essential modern capeshit.

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Retard

>old man on the left
It must be frustrating be on a show were you're the only actor surrounded by a bunch of amateurs.

This. Fuck the comics.

Yes. X-Men trilogy never happened but you remember Logan in Apocalypse? He run away but somehow he will manage to get in the Xavier School and become an X-Men, and later a professor of history at the school (as the new DofP timeline). Then mutants extermination and Xavier illness happens. Of course you cant insert Dark Phoenix in this or you will screw the entite timeline (there is not even a Xavier school at the end of DP so how Logan become friend with Xavier?).

Senile old paraplegics don't make great MCs. He's a plot device.

Not a paraplegic, but Don Quixote begs to differ on old and senile being good Main Characters.

What if they brought back snipes?

Does Constantine count? If so, then it is the best one. Damn, it's a good movie.

No. If they did it would be one of those humiliating I-Used-To-Be-The-Lead-But-Am-Now-A-Mentor-Type-Side-Character things. Either find a plausible way for him to still be the lead, remake it with sincerity (unlikely), or just fucking leave it alone because it was done right the first time.

Capeshit =/= sourced from a comic. I don't mean to discount what you're saying, but capeshit is more about superheroes than just shit that came from a comic. I know it's a technicality but it's true. No offense, user.

This movie was shit. If you're not an x-men fan, don't bother. Nothing will be explained. Why was Logan an alcoholic? We never find out. What did the bad guys want? No idea. Sicario 2 had pretty much the same story, but at least I knew who the characters were.

Like I said, the film fails utterly to live up to the trailer. If they'd made a film that delivered on this trailer then that would be something amazing. Imagine for a moment a film that delivered on the feels of this:

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was good until snark died then it suddenly went PC cancer.

isn't this just a sub-par 80s action movie basically?

it's basically Terminator 2 but worse

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Iron Man has the belt simply for what it spawned. Logan, GoTG, Winter Soldier come to mind as contenders

>Iron Man was good DESPITE what it spawned.

FTFY

Yeah, I get it. Thanks user.

Can some explain why TDK and Blade films like that are capeshit? To me capeshit is this Sony/Marvel/DCEU shit

Worst capeshit meme ever

logan could have been great, the wolverine clone shit was obvious and been done to death

was a deadpool fan before he became a hack, his first movie was did him slight justice...best action scenes out of both movies. they made a mistake not paying the director of first film to direct second....second movie was beyond bad

raimi's first 2 spiderman movies where good and wholesome cinema

first 2 x-men movies did a FANTASTIC job of attempting to handle multiple heroes in a single film

favreaus ironman 2 iron man films were also well done. suit up scenes and action were well done to create peak moments in the films..downey jr is the only reason the avengers exist as a film franchise. he's solid.

nolan's batmans were watchable, which is saying a lot for a character as boring as batman

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Batman and Blade are comic characters

probably because logan isn't a superhero movie, it's a post-western with an angry old man and an angry little girl who can't socialise.

It's all about the scale. A self contained story with a reasonable amount of characters, all of which play a different role, Is far more interesting than a flamboyant city destroying shit fest with countless characters that all look the same and mostly act the same way. one is trying to tell a story, the other uses the story as background for cgi and merchandise whilst shoving every character they can think of on screen to appeal to different audiences-these characters are not contained within the tale. they are simply agenda vessels to reel in idiots to buy more tickets and merch.
tl;dr soul vs soulless

She dosn't have that. X-23 only has the claws coated because they learned with Logan that doing the whole skeleton is retarded.

You're describing the trailer, not the film.

I prefer to think it will keep her small but savage and brutal forever. Don't fuck with my fantasy.

It's either Spiderman 2 or The Dark Knight.

>implying
youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

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>capeshit is more about superheroes than just shit that came from a comic
that's why it's called capeshit and not comicshit

comic book films, technically 300 is capeshit too

capeshit = superheroes
people itt have overdosed on the memes so hard that they no longer know wtf the cape in capeshit even means

I cannot express how much it saddens me that anyone who didn't see this as a child in theaters won't feel the feels that his theme causes.

>t. the last generation of humans with souls

>turns the (((fat cats))) on the balcony into ash
Jesus Christ, Raimi, enough with the Nazi references

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People raised without understanding of context. Clearly capeshit is heroes with costumes and/or superpowers. Comicshit could be anything that started as drawings with text bubbles. Sad that an entire generation can't even differentiate this.

It was a based time.

To be fair, I'm a millennial and the superman theme song is THE super hero theme song that everyone instantly recognizes. Whenever anyone pretends to be a superhero they don't hum the batman theme song or the hulk theme song. No. They put their hands on their hips, do a superman pose, and hum the first four notes of the superman theme's chorus.
Superman will always be THE superhero no matter what shit marvel tries to pull or what bullshit warner brothers throws up on the silver screen. He started it and he'll be there when it ends.

unbreakable

You cannot begin to fathom how happy I am to hear this. Thanks, user.

Also, for context, my father (also my hero) took me to see this in '78. Maybe it's hard to separate the two things, a combined experience/memory, that adds to the emotional impact of the movie and theme. I don't expect you youngins to have experienced that so no worries. Just glad that the theme still has an emotional impact on some of your kids.

>The effects are still good to this day

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>I'm a millennial
>my father (also my hero) took me to see this in '78

No, you're mixing up two different posts by two different people. I'm the old fag who's father took him to see it in '78. The other post was another user.

It's kinda weird how the Avengers main theme is in almost all the MCU films in some shape or form, and I can instantly recognise it if it's played somewhere, but I wouldn't be able to recall how it goes even if my life was on the line. Yet I know people who haven't even seen the Donner Superman films who knows the John Williams theme.

It’s crazy how this movie managed to have both the John Williams theme and Reeve all in one. You’ll never get anything more perfectly superheroic.

>not freezing up completely when a girl holds onto you
Check out this fucking chad

Your reddit seeps through. Zack is the man.

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>comes from facebook
>tells others to fuck off from here
wat did he mean by this?

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that's him responding to himself to continue his point
see (checked btw)
I, the millennial, got to experience that euphoria with the absolute cagekino that was the Gone in 60 Seconds remake.

>Yet I know people who haven't even seen the Donner Superman films who knows the John Williams theme
There are people in the middle of bumfuck shitholeistan who've never seen the movie and probably would recognize the theme song if they heard it. Superman is the zeus of the capeshit world.

>He lost his healing factor because his body was poisoned.
>have healing power
>get poisoned
???????????????

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one job user

His powers got less effective with age, allowing the poison to take hold rather than being purged.

He was 184 years old in Logan. Nigga was worn out.

>Superman is the zeus of the capeshit world.
Outside of merchandising, where Spider-Man beats just about every major character combined.

Spider man can be the hercules of capeshit.

The thing you should be questioning in the film is when he had that dose of stuff that boosted his healing and made him move like he was young again, why didn't his healing factor then clean up the poisoning that was in his blood and reset the clock?

it was okay. SM1, 2, 3 and Burton Bat are the only capekino

>1. TDK
yiiikes

you're dumb

I forgot Unbreakable.

Too much poison to purge probably.

>What’s the best capeshit movie
As if you don't already know

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The healing factor can cure even decapitations user, hell in one comic Logan regrows his dick and balls after The Punisher removes them with a shotgun. Poison would be easy shit.

>Spider-Man 3
>not utter dogshit
what is with this stupid meme

It was a chick movie that disguised itself with violence

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Black Mask
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Your opinion is shit

The only superhero film that isn't capeshit is Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition

>russia and murricah will unite against a giant alien squid
vs
>russia and murricah will unite against an american nudist

you're a pleb, that's the meme

>56%ers, the movie
>great

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>Blank is Dutch for white
>Nigger

the same as with DS9
people pretended it was Kino as a recuring joke and new/younger anons took it at face value and actually like them because they want to fit in

>man is nam in reverse
>doesn't take place during the vietnam war

Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai

damn... good choice
who is your fav character?
me it's cowboy Jeff Goldblum

I... have no idea what all these words mean...

Deadpool lol shits so funny

Love the film, but it completely drops the ball in the third act.

Your balls didn't even drop in 3rd grade.