SPACEBALLS THE THREAD

SPACEBALLS THE TEXT

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SPACEBALLS THE FEED AND SEED

WE AINT FOUND SHIT

It's not 1987 anymore, nobody gives a shit about spaceballs.

SPACEBALLS THE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

>no spaceball: figures, video games, t-shirts, etc
all because Mel had to sign a contract with George Lucas because he was so afraid that someone somewhere might buy a dark helmet instead of a darth vader

SPACEBALLS THE SPOILER

>I think spaceballs sucks
this is the face of Spaceball Haters

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SPACEBALLS THE BASED REPLY

>sir weve been jammed....
>hmmmm, feed and seed, theres only one pilot who’d use that.....
>SNEEEED

SPACEBALLS THE REPLY

This is one of the jewiest comedies ever

good

Holy shit balls!

>be 10
>think spaceballs is the funniest movie ever
>be 25
>think spaceballs has literally no jokes other than combing the desert

So, he was out-jewed by Georgie boy?

Spaceballs the Anonymous Post

You do.

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>Candy-Kino
>Moranis-Kino

fuck people who don't like Spaceballs.

Bitch, please!
>we will never have such good shit as Brooks-kino
It's not fair!

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Not one pic of Daphne

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funny, she doesn't look (((druish)))

SPACEBALLS: THE CHILDHOOD BONER

Spaceballs the based

George Lucas is unironically a fucking genius. He makes great prequel movies that people "dislike" to seem cool all the while collecting their money. He then knows the franchise is dead years later and sells it to Disney for fucking billions.

[Bon Jovi intensifies]

RAISE YOUR HANDS

SPACEBALLS 2 WHEN
I KNOW ALMOST EVERYONE IS DEAD BUT CMON MEL

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Mel probably assumed that he wouldn't be selling any toys from Spaceballs anyway (which at the time he was right)
its weird that Lucas still sticks with it at this point...maybe disney won't let Mel?

They did the same in this one too.

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she used to look a lot more druish

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>great prequel movies
cringe

I like how her first name is literally Princess.

should have done a spaceballs prequel movie when the Prequel Trilogy came out. (the origin of Dark Helmet)
too bad Mel is too old now and really no one does this kind of humor anymore. Some Tina Fey stuff has that Mel energy but she does it at his level consistently

Spaceballs: The Laserdisc!

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>listed as Irving Schlotkin
>says his name is philip schlotkin
YIKES MEL!!!!! huge mistake

I had to check to see if that was shopped. I love that kind of thing.

I might have to watch this tonight, this or Ace Ventura.

Jews in space when?

If this movie had been made in the Prequel era, or the sequel trilogy era. It would have been a lot more meanspirited in tone.

>Spaceballs 2
>the quest for more money

Who says they're not there already?

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Let us all praise based Mel Brooks before he passes. A jew who never really cared about being Jewish, unless it was good for a joke.

>Grow up poor as fuck
>Wants to be a song and dance man, but sickly and weak
>Learns the drums from Buddy Rich
>Gets drafted in WWII
>disarms mines in Europe
>Stays on after the war to do song and dance shows
>Best friends with based Sid Caesar
>Does well in the theater
>Does well as a director
>becomes and EGOT winner
>marries a chick way hotter then he deserved.

Based Mel.

>Steals an Oscar from Kubrick

PIZZA THE HUTT!!

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The Producers is Jewier (and better)

it's good to be the king
>*motorboats french whores*

bought this kino likes 2 weeks ago on blu ray for $5

I would have done that scene at least a dozen times to make sure it was just right for the camera.

you know he must have done that and cracked the same joke multiple times. then everyone laughs and plays along because its honestly humorous and hes fucking mel brooks and he likes tits. the whores get paid by the hour for bits like that, what the fuck do they care?

we finally have our own Mr. Yea Forums!

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The whole merchandising bit is pretty much Mel making fun of how jewy Lucas was.

Like I needed more reason to hate Dan Harmon.

Brooks was one of those rare jews who was actually funny

>I'ZM HZVZIN TZOZBLE WZTH ZHE RAZAR, ZRH!
You don't need that, private. We're right here, now what is it?
>I'ZM HZVZIN TZOZBLE WZTH ZHE RAZAR, ZRH!
NOW WHAT IS IT?
>I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!