JUMPSCARE BAD!

why you're giving that wojak mate
what did I do to deserve this?

it's this thread again

Keep projecting as you show yourself out faggot.

his mouth open real wide lmao

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Reminder.

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I NEED JUMPSCARES TO TELL ME WHAT EMOTION TO FEEL

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>DUDE JAY FROM RLM HATES JUMPSCARES WE HAVE TO POST WOJAKS LOOOOOOL
why are incels so obsessed with RLM chads?

Seek help.

>Show yourself out. You are not welcome here.

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There's a way to do little GOTCHA scenes in horror flicks right, its just no one in at least 20 years has bothered to put any effort into it.

>look mom i posted it again!

I'm gonna say this as a form of help
have sex

End your life

Zoomers shoo

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Probably another victim of Mike "The Third Reich" Stoklasa's uncontrollable rage.

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Because they will never know the pleasure of sitting with your bros, drinking beer and having a fun and thoughtful discussion.

Fuck you, scum

Lucky for me images aren't arguments

God, if this is why nu-Yea Forums has been suddenly contrarian over jump scares then that's pathetic.

no

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"Not having jumpscares" isn't one way, it's literally all other ways.

are you implying that the only two categories of horror films are "with jumpscares" and "without jumpscares"?

seething

>Yea Forums is now literally just little kids trying to fit in

I wanna go back bros

>Lucky for me images aren't arguments

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>faggot director tries to fuck with my body's functions in order to make their shitty horror movie better
>"Heh, not so fast faggot"
>*whip out phone and head to WheresTheJump.com*
>*avoid all jump scares by plugging my ears with popcorn and keeping my eyes super shut*
>"Better luck next time, Five Nights at Film School Dropout!"
>angry horror schlock directors kick their megaphones into the trash and go back to directing their true passion: gay porn

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Welcome back to Yea Forums. It's full of edgy redditors now. Enjoy your stay.

Jumpscares aren't necessarily bad, it's just that the vast majority of them are delivered in such a forced, shitty way that it just fucks with the overall tone of a movie.

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t. soiboi

his mouth is kinda open a bit wide lmao?

>dumb zoomzoom can't enjoy horror unless the closet opens too fast

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lol, that sure is an image you posted, cheers

I am friggin superior!

>dumb zoomzoom can't enjoy horror unless the closet opens too fast

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>only recognize one, maybe
i'm doing alright

Dont forget Doesthedogdie.com for all your trigger needs.

>slow burn

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>that theme
have dilate

>that awkward moment when you get mad you can’t grow a beard

>Have sex
>Go outside
>Get a job
>Stop hating women

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stop trying so hard

>bros
Kill yourself post-2016 dipshit zoomer

Basedboi

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>stop trying so hard

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>Stop telling me to dilate.

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>replying to everyone

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poor kid, I'm yikin' here, doin' the cringe twist, jiggin' the reddit dance, livin' my best life, jumpin' dem scares

have sex

>underage kids implying I'm a newfag

>hehe imblying xD
Kill yourself dipshit zoomer who came here from r/Yea Forums

just replying to fags like (you)

>have sex

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Thread reported

You’re so new it’s making me physically cringe.

>he knows about reddit boards

Go back

this isn't the thread for a level headed response. don't bother

>reddit spacing
Kill yourself dipshit zoomer

>newfags pretending they get to feel disgust

>returnkeyaphobe

>he doesn’t know how to green text
*SNAP*

That’s not what cringing is newbitch. I’m gonna put you on a 3 month lurking program. Check back in 3 months newbitch.

Holy shit bros i'm dying, this thread... the autism is palpable.
I love you glorious bastards

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>he uses the asterisk

Nah I'm alright lol

End your life redditor

Start your life 4channer

yeah bro, these guys are hilarious!
hahaha

>4channer

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I love jumpscare. They make me do big scream! HAHA like pic related! I said AHHHH I pooped a little in my diaper too. Actually I was no wearing diaper! Poopy pants by jumpscare! UH OH! I think I did a poopy again! POOOOOOOOOOOOOPY!

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Jay doesn't even hate jumpscares. He just says they should be earned instead of thrown in as the entire basis of the movie.

!DAB ERACSPMUJ

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Holy shit you’re triggered. Time for bed.

Reply to this post if you’re new to Yea Forums and have a small penis.

>implying its more than one person

BASED

>posting wojaks
yikes

Good job! You get a good husband point! 3 more and you get sleep with you wife. Keep the good work!

Dude I have the smallest penis, please give it shake

channer

I'm going to suck your dick

Zoomer horror is literally this new wave of woke horror/facebook ghosts and shit.

Fucking just see how they react if a new NOES or F13 movie came out.

Yeah no thanks, I'm 35 and those franchises have always been trash

They've been trying to revive those for years. They're all shit, the only decent F13 movie was some fan made movie made a few years ago.

They'd be offended that Jason kills women and men alike, including those poor pocs. and wanna fuck Freddy, or literally say the movie supports pedophilia because Freddy is a pedophile (somehow).

You left out Hellraiser...then again they'd probably get aroused by that shit and unironically call Pinhead 'daddy'.

I doubt it. Jason kills people like a machine, people are only offended by the reasoning behind killings.

This board is terrible.

The state of horror right now is depressing, you got Blumhouse running around making Jordan Peele's overhypefests seem revolutionary when one is just a new take on Blaxploitation and the other is a boring horror/sci-fi hybrid. The genre's been on a downspiral for 2 decades now but we've hit the low point.

Maybe its time to put it to rest, since all anyone wants nowadays is capeshit and woke movies.

Why do you post this every day?

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