Enjoy the movie sucke.. I mean sir

>Enjoy the movie sucke.. I mean sir

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this is why I pirate all of my media and eat actual fillet mignon from the comfort of my theater room

Crinsed

Filet mignon is the most overrated cut

this is why i steal filet mignon from my local butcher and jerk off to tranny porn

Based

I can make it at home and I used to sneak it into the theater in my brother's girlfriend's purse when I would go as a third wheel on their dates. The dumb bitch got cold feet or something and stopped letting me do it. She's cool otherwise though.

this is why I strip naked and scream incoherently at other theater patrons until they relinquish their food, then I leave before the movie starts and eat by the dumpster out back

Yeah popcorn is extremely light retard

I just wear a trenchcoat filled with hot pockets and eat about 20 hot pockets.

I'm so fat and smell so bad nobody wants to touch me to search for if I have hot pockets. It's pretty fucking awesome.

based apologist

this is why i download my popcorn illegally

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That's a lie

this is why I silently recite passages from the necronomicon and feed off of other people’s life force during the movie

based steak connoisseur

This is why I just piss into my own mouth. Piss is free you dumb theater cucks!

Did you know that one ounce of lead weighs the same as one ounce of feathers?

ounce is volume idiot

>"The ounce (abbreviated oz; apothecary symbol: ℥) is a unit of mass, weight, or volume"
Idiot

>French name so it must be fancy
Le Chevalier Noir Se Lève

>popcorn is extremely light retard

I dun get it.

The horses name was Friday.

>pay 20 dollars for a medium bucket of popcorn and water
WELLL ACKKKSHUALLY POPCORN IS VERY LIGHT

The smell of popcorn is way better than actually eating it.

What weighs more an ounce of popcorn or an ounce of steak?

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there's more air in popcorn so it's that, nice try at a trick question though

>air has weight
Holy shit are you retarded?

I eat neither steak nor popcorn, both are bad for your health.

what do you eat, twigs and moss?

>superfunfacts
>it's not fun

Air actually has weight retard how do you think fucking Zeppelin's worked

That's why you always get the crab legs instead. Much better value.

Based and steakpilled. The world's best steak is known for its marbling, and filet mignons have the least. Ribeye is king.

Where the fuck do you think atmospheric pressure comes from if air wasn't affected by gravity you retard?

Anons why is movie popcorn good? The salt? Shitty butter? What is it?

just let your popcorn sit for 6 hours and it'll taste exactly like the ones at the cinema

Butter is my guess. The microwave shit you'll find in stores will never hold a candle to it. You have to make it from scratch and even then it probably won't be as good

put popcorn in a pan, pop it, put salt and butter on it

>shitty boomer band
lmao back to /mu retardo

I haven’t been to the movies or had their popcorn in years but I miss it. You’re right store bought doesn’t taste as well.

my boy with the dank shitpost, this is the good shit right here boys

>gravity
>real

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Just bring your own popcorn user.
Just hide it under your shirt and say your fat.

Then how do you explain shit dropping out of your ass? CHECKMATE ANTI-GRAVITYERS!

Robert is the ONLY person I will purchase pop corn from.

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Based.

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Here’s your (You), yank.

based and deadpilled

>but steak is heavier than popcorn

This is why I go watch the TVs playing stuff on mute in department stores while eating leftovers I dived from dumpsters.

>eating meat

laughingcardiologists.jpg

There's nothing wrong with a healthy sheathe of adipose around the cardiac tissue. In fact, the preserved warmth of insulation keeps myocytes operating at peak efficiency and prevents cryofaction of the interstitial gaps.

>t. studying cardiology at an American university

Meat is literally the perfect food you dumb fuck, it's only a problem if you eat garbage Walmart "meat" which you have to beat up, cover in 59 different spices and then fry for it to be remotely digestible

keep guzzling your synthetic soi shakes tranny

>all these brainlets taking the bait
popcorn is basically weightless