Whatever urges you may have, stop staring at my cleavage, padawan

Amazing that I read that entirely in his voice.

Based

Reading "meatsaber" in his voice is something I'll never forget.

FFFFFFUUUUUUGGGGGG
i'd pay to watch that. better yet participate. MFW it will never happen ever.

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post the vocaroo link

There are no female jedi in any star wars movie.
We don't know what they wear.

There was that one Twilek girl who got shot to death in the 3rd one

How the fuck did Lucas get away with this shit? It's disgusting, but I love it.

In the third movie, the only twilek girl I remember is the one that got fed to the rancor in Jabba's palace.

>the third
here we go

Third movie is Return of the Jedi.
I'm not sure what your getting at here.

>third movie

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I grew up with the prequels. Sorry. I meant Revenge Of The sith

dumb vocaroo requester

>I have made my choice

>That scene in the director's cut where the clones rape her body after they shot her down
What the fuck Lucas

Daily reminder that the Jedi are only banned from forming attachments, not having sex. Its perfectly legitimate for a Jedi to have sex so long as they do not feel lust.

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this. absolutely canon in EU. Doubt it in mouse canon but idgaf about that gay shit

So literally identical to the real world then?

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How many slave girls you do think Jabba goes through a year?

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vocaroo.com/i/s0NjAjtfPOac

CW aayla secura is the best. Prove me wrong

Thank you

MOAR

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Ruined it for me

I love diversity and women of color.

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>doubleteam
Anakin was not a cuck fuck off

For me it's Riyo

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Holy shit, m8. Diversity is our strength!

if the female jedis choose to wear whatever they want and they happen to choose the scantily clad outfits themselves, how the fuck is that automatically patriarchal ? what is it with roastie logic ?

Ah, a man of taste

>Beaver will only ever draw bland hot sameface girls instead of the niche fetish stuff that made him well known for a bit
Shame

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HUBBA HUBBA AWOOGA!

>master, may I at least fuck your head tentacles, as per the twi'lek traditions?

Hey, Yea Forums.

ORANGE!

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Why is it that the pout of disapproval is so much more arousing than the titties themselves?

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Do you even have eyes?

this isn't actually that far off from the real comics

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Why are female Twi'lek so beautiful and prized while the men are so ugly?

Are they the Asians of Star Wars?

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>not reading every single Yea Forums post in alec guinness mode
you were a cunning shitposter and were a good friend

Hmmm

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>cuck
He already had Padme as his main bitch, nothing wrong with doubleteaming a side sloot with your bro

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What lightsaber technique requires you to jut your enormous booty out at your opponent?

>We will never get a lightsaber fight this kino in the live action movies

Stop having sex.

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>Its perfectly legitimate for a Jedi to have sex so long as they do not feel lust.
thats impossible

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>*stops having sex*
>"Why aren't you having sex, user? Do you merely take my advice at face value? There are repercussions to your actions and lack of actions."

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YOU CHOSE THAT CUT OF DRESS SWEETUMS :^)

WHY WAS THAT, DO YOU THINK?
CUS YOU DONT HAVE A HARDWIRED BIOLOGICAL IMPETUS TO ATTRACT THE MALE GAZE?

FEMININITY IS YOUR PRIME ASSET DONT PRETEND OTHERWISE, NOBODY WANTS MEN IN SKIRTS LIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL

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>tfw he'll never make guro again

movie battles is so unbelievably gay

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How the hell did Raimi get to write for Star Wars?

I need to titty fuck

>implying she didn't fuck every jedi
thats literally what her species does

>struggling to hold him back with 2 arms
>removes one arm effortlessly to break a tree

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It's easier to hold than withstand the initial blow.

I'm a chink and I'm confused why Disney aimed for China. Yes, theresa's the large population but Japan absolutely loves Star Wars. Wouldn't going for Japan be a much safer bet?

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This is now a KOTOR thread

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B A S E D

>you will never be that fluffy four-eyed critter she's resting her ass on

Kino

moar

>barely legal in most systems.
Get me everytiem.

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that's a fucking severed head mate

ORANGE WOMAN GOOD

I miss him

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I've watched all 3 Star Wars movies and none of them are named Revenge of the Sith.
What fuck is a Sith even?

Aayla would have been such a slut if she turned to the darkside.

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>he saw the special editions
>he didn't see the original
youtube.com/watch?v=8Erf6s_wYJk

Why are Twi'Leks bred to be such sexy fuckdolls?

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I want a Togruta wife

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I saw all 3 star wars movies in the theater actually. Original versions.
Yes I'm in my 40s.

You prove him correct. The original version was exactly as he posted. You saw a special edition.

>he thinks there are 3
There only Star Wars and maybe that Holiday Special I'd like to ignore. Only two.

alright everyone!!!

MARRY, FUCK, KILL

GO!

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>original version
>deleted scenes
You are retarded.

Marry Aayla (Because hot twi'lek sex anytime)
Fuck Shaak-ti (because goddamn those are some massive togruta tits)
Kill Barriss (Wtf take off some clothes you prude bitch)

Based, this one is.

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>edited version
>not special edition

Yes you are actually retarded.

That's actually true. It means it's the original one before they changed it. It's more original than anything you'd see outside DVD extras.

>pre-edited versions aren't original
>user tries to explain why his special edition was the uncut original
Enjoy your cgi rotj dance scene.

Original version didn't have that.

Imagine the smell

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>original
>post-editing and cutting is original
>before the changes isn't original
Do you enjoy watching Han shoot second?

Darth Cuckray is shit even here

Han shot first in the original.

marry Barriss, fuck aayla, kill shaak ti

>he didn't read the novelization

K I N O

Novelization isn't canon since its released after the movie.

Exactly. It was an intentional reference to western cowboy films. And the conference scene was the non-special edition unlike what you watched.

The original version is the one shown in theaters.

I miss him

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Kill Shaak,
Fuck Barriss,
Marry Aayla

Kyle is a Chad name

The special editions were shown in theaters. Watching it in theaters means little.

>The special editions were shown in theaters
Not in 1977.

This episode was great

Explain this

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And Game of Death 2 stars Bruce Lee. Even then they modified the originals. They shortened the scene.

Best pasta

Have sex

Its not "the original" until its first put on the screen.
Otherwise you get all of Lucas starting bad ideas being the original.
Like Luke putting on Vader's helmet saying "I am now Vader".

Do not have sex.

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holy shit nearly spit laughing

That was kasdan who wanted that

It was put on screen, shown to crew and then changed. It was more original than your special edition.

And that idea wasn't Lucas if I remember right.

youtube.com/watch?v=NmqCPgckDpo

Sith

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Regardless, have you read Lucas original ideas for the original movie? They were all dogshit.
That's why he got other people to help him.

fucking nice

>a 5 minute trailer is better than entire films
Explain this

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>heeeyyy guys have you heard about how Lucas didn't create anything!
cringe.

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>Its perfectly legitimate for a Jedi to have sex so long as they do not feel lust.

That's retarded. It's like saying you're allowed to eat as long as you don't get hungry.

His original ideas? Like Vader being Luke's father which everyone wanted removed? Mark Hamill and Steven Spielberg contend that Lucas was solely responsible for the overall vision and aesthetic of the films.

There's no way. Obi-Wan's way too devoted to the whole Jedi religion.

Others added lots of bad ideas and fought against lucas' good ones. He had to constantly fight naysayers, producers, and cast and crew who didn't take the film seriously because the subject matter seemed childish to them, as it did to most audiences of Science Fiction B-Movie before Star Wars. In the case of The Empire Strikes Back, Lucas served as producer and writer; while the film was directed by Irving Kershner, Lucas was entirely and solely responsible for the film's central Plot Twist (Luke, I Am Your Father), as well as deciding on the Han/Leia romance, creating the characters of Yoda and Lando Calrissian, without which it's unlikely that Empire Strikes Back would be as respected as it is.

>Luke, I Am Your Father
Ironically this line is never said in the movie.

>Twi'lek aren't real
>You were born too soon for technology to allow chicks to modify themselves into twi'leks

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>those fucking hips

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have you looked at avengers? endgame made the same money in China it made in the US

>this thread
I don't say this often, but please have sex.

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Right? Twi'leks are literally made to be used. Total breeding fuckdolls.

And this is the last even remotely SFW pic I have saved.

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Sad thing is I enjoyed playing TOR.

star wars: giving new meaning to blue balls since 1997

>Ywn COLONIZE alien races with your big human cock
Feels bad man

Only marginally worse than the throne room fight choreography in TLJ.

Hecked.

George was super based 64 and got his audience.

>Ahsoka starin at dem tiddies
So is she the first LGBT Star Wars character?

Same. It had its moments

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Imagine

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There's no inter-species mating in Star Wars so you can creampie that pusy all you want.

I bet Lekku feel like boobs.
Do you guys know what boobs feel like or does this comparison fall flat on you?

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>Imagine
What STD's must be like in a galaxy far far way.

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They let some Twi'lek slaves keep their virginity so they sell for a higher price.
Just buy those. Credits come easy.

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BASED

BUTTCHEEKS

Rebels Ahsoka is better because she looks whiter

Yeah, it was "No, I am your father" I suppose Luke gives it context

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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>And she was a good friend.

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Master Shaak Ti, I was wondering... C-Can I call you mommy?

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I saw her at SDCC back when RotS was just coming out. She's so fucking hot, or at least was at the time.

Humans and twi'lek can breed. There's that episode of The Clone Wars where that one deserter clone trooper has kids with that twi'lek chick.

Why aren't there alien hybrids everywhere then?

Because most people in Star Wars believe in preserving their race.

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Because the kids just come out as Twi'leks.

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Reminder that Kanan put a baby in her

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Jedis are Anglo brethren

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except that those kids are the twileks previous kid

>Banging the mother, daughter, AND son of an alien species family as an ultimate show of your species's superiority
Nice

Why did Hera look so fucking hot and slutty after she had her kid?

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The seed is not strong, in fact, he may be getting cucked by a Chad'lek

No shit it isn't strong.
He's a filthy fucking clone.

In the originals there are basically no jedi left, bit difficult to know how they used to dress
In the prequels there are at least three women in the Council that I remember, Adi Gallia, Billaba and the red and white Togruta,

this is a lot worse looking than i remember

HAHAHAHA

>ywn be yuthura's apprentice
>she will never hone your stamina by sexually torturing you with sith powers
>force choking you as she sends lightning bolts across your balls
>subjecting you to horrific plague and then making you swallow the antidote alongside a liter of your own cum painstakingly extracted from your endless ejaculations
>letting you fuck her silly on top of the still smouldering corpse of her old master

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ZYGERRIAN SCUM

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This episode would have been better if they also dressed up Obi-Wan as a sex slave

You think Ala helped Ashoka sort out her feelings by putting her through some mommy dom during that episode, also nice trips

I am forgotten

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>twi'lek guro
haha that's gross whoa that's crazy it just disgusts me to imagine that anyone might want to see that haha

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Kill Barriss,
Fuck Aayla,
Marry Shaak

Imagine pulling twilek's lekku while fucking her doggystyle

Yaddle too

>vocaroo.com/i/s0NjAjtfPOac
MVP bud

she was a shitty jedi

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Reminder

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Is that technique putting clothes out to dry or clean dishes in the cupboard?

what is this reminding me of?

Barriss is cute. CUTE!

Okay this is kinda weird but I used to jack off to the scene where she gets killed. Basically when I was 13, I didn't have access to real porn, I had no internet or anything so I had to masturbate to either Viagra ads (with the women in the bikinis) or else my own drawn pictures of women in bikinis which were horrible. Also I used to kinda get a hardon when I watched people die in movies, when I was 7 or 8 I avoided war movies because they gave me a stiffy, I don't really know why. So hot chick + death = super hot, at least for me back then cause I was just starting to sexually awaken. So I fast-forwarded to her walking through the fungus trees and suddenly she gets shot and you can see her ass jiggling when she hit the ground and I would rub my penis with my hand playing that scene on repeat. Then I fucked up my DVD player by messing up A-B repeat then pulling the power which made it fuck up somehow, I don't remember I just remember panicking thinking I broke it. But anyway I used to get a huge hard-on watching her die over and over and watching her ass jiggle a bit when she hit the ground, the problem is that the camera then pans backward up toward the sky and a leaf covers her body pretty quickly so you don't get to see much, cause they keep shooting her after she dies and her ass keeps jiggling as they mutilate her corpse with their laser guns, but that stupid fucking leaf gets in the way. I remember getting so goddamn pissed at that leaf. I'd be about to cum and it'd get in the way and fucking ruin everything.

I know this absolutely based post is just pasta but literally my first boner was the green girl being killed in Return of the Jedi and it's basically fucked me up for life and left me with a bunch of sicko-tier fetishes and fantasies that can literally never be properly satisfied.

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Fuck Kreia

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Fucking based.

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If that's her, then gladly.

>all these aayla's
>no alema rar, who was canonically the biggest slut in the new order, wearing clothes 2 seizes smaller and filling the void left by her sister's death with a billion insect alien (Killiks) dicks
peasants

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Ventress?

I love you

russians

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I will always think this guy was nihilius

Shooting first implies someone shot second. Greedo never even got a shot off until 1997.

Novelization was released almost a year before the movie.

the leaves

She's hotter in the twi'lek makeup.

Hera's kid looks more like Kanan. No lekku.

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what an absolute mutt ahahaha

>a fucking leaf

youtube.com/watch?v=tDPK28zTDpc

what a magnum opus..
great voice..perfect tone

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based and redpilled

Which Star Wars species/race have the cutest feet?

Zayne was awesome

>implying Luke & Leia aren't secretly Obi-wan's kids

>le 56% face

today I will remind them

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Dios mio.....
La goblina.....
El Ogro de las Galacticum....

Have wild sex

Thank god Kanan is now blind, imagine looking at that abomination and call it son

>now blind
>dead

Well, technically you're correct. His eyes do not work.

2 possibilities:

She's now wearing eye-shadow, and a different darker shade of lipstick.

Or maybe her species facial colors change to signify she is a mother.

Thank god.

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>ywn never
>NEVER
>fuck a twi'lek

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>tfw no pure-blood Sith mommy to force-massage your prostate
It's not fair!

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In the old EU canon that's precisely what they were bred for after millenia of warfare on their home planet and their enitre society being controlled by males breeding with only the choicest of females they could capture and enslave (for sex).
The twilek female's entire purpose was to look fuckable and propagate the species. They served no other purpose.
That's why when they had excess fems the males would trade nubile twilek women to other humanoid species to use how they would. The most wealthy, old core Imperial worlds that were mostly human and had an anti-nonhuman bias wouldn't have had many buyers cept for maybe some borderworld degenrate noble or planetary governor, so twileks were mostly found in the harems of non-human humanoids beyond the Empire/Old Republic.

Is that Daala and Pellaeon? I don't remember this happening. Did Daala gas uncooperative commanders or something?

Remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E

>how do we make a mandalorian feminine?
>give it boob armor
>nah, not enough because mandys are prone to the gyne
>make the helmet eyeslits almond shaped or cat liken then
>oh yeah

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remember that time Aayla got kidnapped and drugged to the point she couldn't remember anything and was forced to be a harem slave?

just turn your brain off bro!

Which Clone Wars era was better?

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that's a common misconception, Russian males are not naturally ugly, it's the alcohol abuse that turns them ugly over time

>asian males are ugly
uhh sweaty...

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Amazing

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Dying right now

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>pure-blooded sith chicks

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Fantasy writer here. Is this really what it takes to make a non-human race in fiction that people will like? Just take some human girl, change their skin colour and add some extra tendrils to them?
Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?
Almost every other race in the fantasy world I'm building is more beast like than anything.

there's also an audience for more alien/truly beastial alien girls
a lot of that audience crosses over
I'd fuck a twi'lek and a xenomorph

oh shit

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MUH

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She was already a slut as a jedi. Most likely she would become outwardly modest but extremely sexually repressed, which would be the source of her power.

For me, it's Ventress

OH NO NO NO NO

Almost looks like David Boreanaz.

Objectively it's:
Fuck Aayla
Marry Barriss
Kill Shaak

It looks like they let some intern design and model him

>that hover hand
Grab a handful of ass you fucking pussy

She's not canon anymore.

You know they blacked her, right?

It's from Darksaber. She got tired of the remaining Moffs constantly squabbling over territory instead of focusing on the Rebels so she gassed them all and took over with Pellaeon at her side.

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I try not to think about that book

>this dumb bitch got elected chief of the New New Republic and sent Luke into exile where he got macked on by space Cthulhu

That, my friend, is what we call the "MILF Aura"

Congratulations, you have just taken your first step into a larger world.

If the Jedi are okay with casual sex without attachments, they'd probably be okay with you having a quick wank before missions.

well yeah people always take it out of context
what's prohibited is forming attachments - so if you just fuck without strings it should be fine
in the old EU, the conehead jedi got a free pass to have multiple wives and impregnate them as often as he pleased because his species was trying to come back from the brink of extinction

The old EU is long gone, you must accept the truth.

>Not including this guy.
Seriously, as someone who read the original book, it pisses me off that literally NO pictures of him feature the blotches of pink skin that are supposed to be on his hands, due to one of his parents being human (Can't remember which one right now)

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>Actually liking this CGI Trash

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>tfw mommy shaak-ti’s classes are full for the semester
FFUUCCKK

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There were a few parts that made me chuckle where i shouldnt have but overall i liked the attempt.

>You need to start asking questions, Dave

I can respect it for what it is. It's not like it was big budget or anything.

She should've had obi-wan's baby

You know the answer already.

The women are thots, the men are BASED

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Well, he ded so..

>missing the point: the webm

>vocaroo.com/i/s0NjAjtfPOac
Beyond based

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>This
Muh Obi Wan should do 20 backflips
"I'm Getting too old for this shit"

sickening

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Asajj Ventress > Aayla Secura
You know this to be true

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I wrote a star wars book staring a blue Twii'lek chick in 2000 and had some chapters and art on line. The Lucas Film and ILM IPS visited my web site every three days then they had d the blue chick in comics and AOTC

>Vader fighting with raw untamed fury despite his character being 20 years past that
>Obi-wan showing abject fear and also a desire to win the fight instead of cautiously pacing and leading Vader because he intends to lose anyway and is only buying time
this isn't the same scene at all

Did Bib Tuna die with Jabba or gtfo?

where's the tits?

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kek

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I mean, you are objectively wrong, but you should feel free to be wrong constantly. It is your god-given right.

>ywn have a Ventress lay he bald head against your chest while you lay in a bed covered with blood and cum from your 12 hour fucking marathon

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in legends he gtfo but ends up getting his brain put in a jar

Marry Shaak.
Kill Barris.
Fuck Aayla.

Fight me faggot

el goblino

She has tits, she just isn't a slut like Secura is.

I think she look better with hair though.

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>I'm a chink and I'm confused why Disney aimed for China. Yes, theresa's the large population but Japan absolutely loves Star Wars. Wouldn't going for Japan be a much safer bet?

greed, china has 10x japan's population.

She somehow looks more like a dyke with hair than without it. I'll take a bald Ventress over this one any day.

ha!

We all miss him.

>300+ replies
>literally ONE user who posts about Ventress

Fags, the lot of you

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In my book he survived and entered the Franchise wars with his Wanga Cola with back up Twi'Lek Wanga Cola Dancers

That is why he asked C3PO if he wanted a Wanga

youtube.com/watch?v=xvKTMyQtplU

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He is fully alien in the NuCanon. And even in the old one, IIRC Zahn decided to retcon him being a hybrid.

See
5 posts out of 300 means that 1.7% of this thread is Ventress related

woah there, Aayla isn't a slut. She's just expressing her unique and interesting culture

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A culture based on literal sex slaves. Of course she's a slut. Her entire female gender of her race are a bunch of sluts, lmao.

>Why are Twi'Leks bred to be such sexy fuckdolls?

this:

>In the old EU canon that's precisely what they were bred for after millenia of warfare on their home planet and their enitre society being controlled by males breeding with only the choicest of females they could capture and enslave (for sex).
>The twilek female's entire purpose was to look fuckable and propagate the species. They served no other purpose.
>That's why when they had excess fems the males would trade nubile twilek women to other humanoid species to use how they would. The most wealthy, old core Imperial worlds that were mostly human and had an anti-nonhuman bias wouldn't have had many buyers cept for maybe some borderworld degenrate noble or planetary governor, so twileks were mostly found in the harems of non-human humanoids beyond the Empire/Old Republic.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Twi'lek

prominent twi'lek sluts:

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mission_Vao
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Alema_Rar
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Numa_Rar
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Oola/Legends
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Darth_Talon
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Eleena_Daru
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Shakka

whatever you do do not search twi'lek or star wars underground on phub!

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>underground

underworld*

do not search for star wars underworld!!!*****

good advice, the bodypaint looks wonky as fuck. A bit overambitious tdh

>good advice, the bodypaint looks wonky as fuck. A bit overambitious tdh

still better and more true to the EU than disney nu wars

>implying anyone cares about the disney canon

>no hype
>no leaks
>even the most ardent SW fans I know who have somehow still stuck with Disney Wars reacted with "meh"
I think IX is actually in trouble
kids don't even give a shit about star wars anymore, ask any of them
Guardians of the Galaxy is their star wars

Then eat all the time, simple.