Favorite Food-Related Videos?

Ja/ck/ thread now

Just using tinder in Europe vs America is startling. You can match some pretty decent looking chicks in Europe but in America those kind of chicks weigh an extra 60 pounds.

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Who the fuck is this retard, how is he incapable of cooking a few pieces of chicken and why isn't he dead from salmonella?

Or you could just be ugly

youtu.be/iM_KMYulI_s

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How can you fit that shit in your mouth?

The same way you fitted my dick into your mouth last night,you whore.

Do american "people" really eat butter burgers? Do they WANT to be fat or something?

What a fucking HACK.

He's eaten so many eggs his head has turned into one

>implying butter is fattening
Remove the bun and you've got a healthy meal.

If not for the butter, that would be a pretty good burger.

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Bump for more Jack

>Jacques Pepin
>David Chang
>Julia Child
>Ming Tsai
>Rick Bayless
>Martin Yan
>Anthony Bourdain
call PBS liberal faggotry all you want but their cooking shows absolutely destroy the rest of television

Why not post actual movie scenes?

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>not eating the shells
Pathetic.

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Never forget.

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would unironically act the same exact way

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Of course he's a hack

>not toasting the buns

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At a certain level, meat is meat.

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What are some classic Jack videos?

The one where you fuck off.

strongly agree
some of the best stuff I've ever eaten has been disgusting cuts of meat

B U R G A H

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Meanwhile in the UK...

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>tfw I had lunch at White Castle today.
Feels good.

underrated

Does anyone have the screencaps of that user that ate 50 scrambled eggs?

>Jacques Pepin
Name a more comfy chef
youtube.com/watch?v=nfY0lrdXar8
youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>He thinks toast sarnies aren't delicious
>Probably hasn't tried a sugar sarnie either
>Won't have even considered the majesty of a chip butty
It's a well known fact that carbs are the perfect accompaniment for carbs, you philistine.

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Just before he left humanity behind.

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>be old as fuck
>still have better knife work than most young people
I love watching him slice up a fish

>Feels good
It won't later tonight.

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Anything with Alton Brown in it, he's entertaining and informative. The fact he got away with forcing contestants on Cutthroat Kitchen to strap themselves up in actual bondage gear to sate his BDSM fetish is also fucking hilarious

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Rat meat is actually really good. So soft. Probably a size thing.

Seriously? Is it similar to rabbit or something?

based chink

Never had rabbit.

Wisconsin boiled burger > Wisconsin butter burger
youtube.com/watch?v=CUXqPiaO1lQ&t=1s

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Rabbit tastes like a gamier chicken.

It's tender. Appealing.

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>they aren't eating bacon cheeseburger onion rings with caramelized BBQ sauce

What's your excuse?

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the yellow man is actually redpilled about food. I don't judge them for smacking a stray dog with a 2x4. if it tastes good and keeps you alive then why not?

Yeah that looks like shit.

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if you're going to be a disgusting pig with no standards you might as well just kill yourself now

you have to eat ALL the eggs

youtube.com/watch?v=d1_2reHmOBo

>cooking pizza with megalamps
>finely tuned using a ship captain's wheel
god I love this madlad

you'd eat your own friends and family if you were hungry enough

It's how they made them in the olden days

shut up asshole

>That's a lot of onions!
oh user.

well good thing I'm not a destitute chink that has to boil dogs or eat rats then.

i need it brehs ;_;

the boiling alive thing is pretty fucked up. they're wrong in that aspect. they basically contaminate the meat with lactic acid if they make the animal suffer. the gentle kobe beef approach is far superior.

Cool Hand Luke thread?

I'll see it and raise, bitch.
>youtu.be/VVh-F3Wnhqw

Any love around here for Henry's Kitchen?
youtube.com/watch?v=S27MtkSZHdM

I have never seen anything more criminally insulting to good taste in my life.

Do youtubers count? I like Maangchi.

youtube.com/watch?v=8KgRLLPOHq8

I was born and raised in pic related, have lived a total of some 30 years in the state, and have never fucking heard of a boiled burger before.

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Why did people become so afraid of fatty foods during the last ~50 years? Fat is good for you, salt too.

youtube.com/watch?v=ITauJk1PpO0&t=43s

I think the boiled burger is just a think in that small town.

youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA

absolutely based.

youtube.com/watch?v=HW6JA-g2unI

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This is the only meaningful post in this thread and no one has replied to it. 1/10th of that butter would toast those buns to a delicious golden brown. Looked like the clientele have real discerning taste.

this is idiotic

Meme diets come and go. With the anti-fat diets, it's because giga-brainlets assume that consuming fat means that the fat is stored as fat on their bodies.
As a result you have these people absolutely fucking obliterate their endocrine systems due to a lack of fat in their diet.

Obviously, as with literally anything, too much of something is bad for you. That also applies to fat. But just because consuming too much of literally anything can be harmful doesn't mean it's a good idea to not consume it at all.

finna make me cum

youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk&t=60s

>youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

Fucking hell, I unironically just had to make an omelette because of this.

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Tell me about the butty, Karly Pilkboy's parents used to own a butty shop in Manchester.

Someone post the absolutely disgusting shit they do on VICE with B-Real making people cook with his dispensary's trademark brands of cannabis.

You know what this movie needed to be kino? If that scene had gone uncut, no need to move the camera. Just have them eat the whole fucking thing for 10mins if they didn’t let it just slowly fade to black.

Two of my favorite docs are from 80's PBS one is a "A Hot Dog program" where they visit hot dog stands across the US.
The other is "Burger Town" where Burger stands in Los Angeles are visited .
The people are as interesting as the food and both are on YT
Pic related is today's lunch.

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not gonna lie, that looks pretty good

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Literally have never even seen one in my life. For the longest time I didn't know they were even real. I live in the usa.

Why is there cum on the bread?

I've lost like 20lbs on keto and I miss cheeseburgers and fries more than anything.

>54kw to cook a pizza
ridiculous

>that intricate set-up
>to make a fucking pepperoni pizza

Fucking white people

The way he makes the first one is fucking retarded and he manages to brown the outside somehow as though he intentionally did a bad job

Fucking wypipo

Based white people.

The government demonized diets high in fats, and started pushing diets low in fat and high in carbs. Anyone who spoke out against it were blackballed or had their funding cut.

>A literal burger thread
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

He only cooks for Youtube videos. Otherwise he's playing his Playstation and going out to eat every night.

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youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

You see lots of them in New Jersey.

>no brown sauce

youtu.be/T2AG545WIsg

>brown sauce on omelette
Why are Americans so disgusting and tasteless?

Dude is still going.

I fail to see how boiling your burger could possibly make it better

absolutely no fucking crust/sear at all

Not even Ramsey could understand. Shows how much that pleb knows about a good burger.

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very joocy along with the boiled onions. guess it's great for boomers with no teeth left

Fuck off bong, you're the ones who put "brown sauce" on everything. We know this because we don't call anything "brown sauce" here, that's your shit because you're fucking disgusting and put it on everything. Dirty people!

>white_people_food.jpg
>UK

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *wheeze* AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, child, I wish I could live in your dream world.

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Clearly you aren't a cook. The patty in the top vid is way to big compared to the bread.

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i like how its made food segments
youtu.be/okk-5fXNE1s
youtu.be/ydDoRgvPAAk
youtu.be/J0r8ZSf7Xj0

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Culver’s has butter burgers. Which are pretty dope but holy hell that much butter and it’s not even cooked? I’m sure it tastes fine but adding butter is no culinary accomplishment. It’s just lazy

Fuck you and your degenerate fat state. That said, I want to fuck the qt in the green shirt. Thanks for sharing.

im assuming this is some BBC cooking show?

Culver's just butters their buns and lightly grills them like toast. Pure kino

Why these nigs always pour out a whole bowl of salt just to take a pinch? Who do they think they're fooling like they don't just shake it out of the bottle at home?

Why do beaners always have to smother everything in fucking lime juice. Only thing I hate about Mexican food.

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Wow I've always wanted an omlet shit into my mouth.

>tfw never get fat and always stay in shape no matter what I eat

feels good brehs, couldn't imagine having to diet to not be a fatass, food is too good

I'm glad he had a stroke

is there a bigger hack profession than chef? you just memorize recipes and have the best equipment & ingredients right in front of you

the only reason regular people can't/don't cook 5 star meals is cause it's not feasible

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shame he's not dead

soon, user...

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Holy shit the host is an insufferable faggot
Bet those burgs are pretty nice tho

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we can hope

she isn't into that at all

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The Japanese live action adaption was pretty good.

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>American """"cuisine"""

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>shouting out google plus
most confusing part of the video for me lads

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Can someone please post that ja/ck/ webm where he tries to put an egg on a grill and then it slips off? Have been trying to find it.

>white people culture