/lig/ Love Island General

I unironically want jeremy cunt to win now

I'm on the same boat brother, brace for impact

Elma and Joe
Tom will crack on with Lucie and Maura will be pissy

Ita hard to give a fuck. There all boring arseholes

>yellow cum

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Are you the user from /fit/?
>t. day 23, actually totally over it now, could go forever

mate why did you let them put you in a sub, it sounds like a true nightmare

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Maura ... Tommy only figuratively fucked her in the end the absolute bell

Taylor RUNS /lig/

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Curtis can fuck off with his guru persona it's getting annoying now

Tommy setting himself up for a fall

'influencer' slags are NOT to be trusted, their life if based on misleading people

i just want to nut on girls again ;_;

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she's ugly, fuck back off to /trans/

tits or gtfo

Maura is going to make him regret turning this down for the rest of his run

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it was pretty fucking shit, that's why i left after only serving 5 years, got accepted for paramedic at uni next year so life is going well now (was a medic in navy)

easyview eu has a stream lads

It's so hard user
I just want to make it a week

*RUINS

This show is about straight people though

>My gf and I might be breaking up

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Have some motivation

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Just do it on public transport like i do

I fucking hate the smarmy cunt so much. He's like one of those gay sixth formers who considers himself 'Oxbridge material' even though he only does A-level drama

>Yewande has changed her wig

she's too patrician for him .... that's how dumb he is

F

I fucking hope so

GUYS
stream where pls

Maura good for a shag and nothing more, desperate harlot

TEA AUDIT

POST EM

>Yewande
>Has had no one
>Gets a model

>Wants more

Women

>>wakanda expects to be absolutely head over heels every waking moment
Why are women so stupid

Wanna talk about it user?

dubs confirmed, fuck curtis

She looks like michael jackson and her pussy probably smells like sour milk

is what it is

F

Yewanka is boring

>considers himself 'Oxbridge material' even though he only does A-level drama
kek what a description

LOOK AT THE HEAD MOVEMENT OF FURY

Chicken Tikka Masala
Pilau Rice
4 Peshwari Naan

that made me wince, its probably true, she's grim

They used to call him little Janny Hotpockets. He'd make your board look like fuckin reddit, scuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Salud janitor.

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don't worry user, plenty of fish in the sea .... go out there and strut your funky stuff

this

He'll be out tomorrow lads, Boris and Cunt will make the final two

penne mascarpone á la yewande (pasta and bacon in a mascarpone sauce yewande style)

Danny

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Based

Imagine polishing off a solid 8 naan with Anna

its so weird only hearing them talk about their relationships

Four naan? Four?

Tbh he seems like every guy from the home counties ever

Uganda is just gonna push Danny away if she keeps acting like this, doesn't she realise that Danny is way way out of her league?

>unlocking
based Yea Forums chad danny

I'm so bored of everyone on this show.

finale ticket

Yewande's suspicious look is memeable

Blockhead Danny lying like an absolute champ for the £50k

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Yeah but he’s positioning himself to resurrect the tories in post no deal chaos

>Unlocking

Is Danny based Yea Forums?

>11 hours since my last fap this morning
Don't know if I'm gonna make it through the night lads

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yewande finally finds someone who likes him
fucks it up

female alex

slicc

yewande lowkey looks like an ape today

>wife cooked thai red curry
>orange san pellegrino

life aint bad la

game player

>putting him on the spot after 2 days and then crumbling

I’ll bite...the fight is Yewande style

>san pellegrino
>after reformulation

lads the elastic finally went on my fave boxers, dont wanna throw them out feels bad man

oles at the wheel of yewandes lovelife

>Those side shots of yewande

shall I have some chocolate or a beer? :s

>orange
>not blood orange
M8

>>wife

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>wife
jealous, lad

Can tell yewande has been getting dumped for white women her whole life. Horrible insecurity

This is why I always big up negresses

based 2 faps a day chad
high test

>doesn't she realise that Danny is way way out of her league?
Yeah she knows. Thats why she's holding back.

danny only chose yewande becus he knows she will never dump him

Nah he'll join the lib dems by then

served with a side of BLACK VIRGIN olives

Nth for maura a HOE

HOE

We get on really well and all, but I'm moving away for a job after I graduate, and we're not at the stage of moving in together

>it is what it is

It's really shit because it's nobody's fault, and we both want to continue it, but it's really too far for long distance.

Tommy dodge a bullet there with Maura. She's a psycho.

Maura is keks. Tom is not nearly as hot in his booth chats

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The Chans down?

Maura has stolen Molly Mae’s crown as biggest bitch in the villa

that just means she'll be a freak in the sheets too

"we're friends"

Slow episode tonight. Get to Joe being cucked by the viewers already

>>Dodging a bullet
>>Catching a full clip with the alternative

and thats a good thing

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Based

Maura is truly tragic

She basically did the same to Molly (yes they aren't 'friends' but that's a shallow ploy from Maura)

something happened but back we are

That'll be right at the end sadly

How tf does shotgun to head take 2 mins

ooh friends

FUCKING MOOT

Seconds user

>jump cuts to Joe Leaving the villa as Tommy piledrivers Lucie

cause retards measure being "alive" wrong

I think maura might be a sociopath

why are toms/tommys such manly chads lads

>tfw no yandere Maura gf to manipulate me seductively

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what the show needs more of tbqhwy

Finally someone I can relate to

imagine how much chadam would clean up this season lads

this song is a tune too

Don't care how psycho Maura is, she's peng

Finally someone fucking gets it. You just have shit taste if you don't like Irish women.

Kek

Tfw unmanly tom

Are you memeing? Tommy is a child with no life skills or will of his own.
Tom hasn't been anything yet

Need a new job lads

Might have to go to uni at some point tbqhwy

based chebs poster

Mate Alex would clean up this season. Tommy's a retard and the others are betas

*smashes my way into the villa to tell Yewande how beautiful she is*

tom and jack are the two quintessential manly names desu

CHEBS

Maura side profile woeful

it's over for her

weird angle

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Really miss Chadam

>not chad

The scheming continues

Then fuck it, find someone better. Fuck someone better. Move on.

Pet rock keeps saying this thread is dead since a certain thread regular was chased away

>There Will Be Blood
>fav films

wew Iain is actually patrician

me too

>what fillums do you like

>>Two literal basketballs in your Face
>>The smell of burnt tyres

wtf an actual discussion? oh wait it stopped after 2 seconds....

Fuck off 190kg

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>give her a bit of space
rip yewande

Where’s my boy Tommy? Who gives a shit about the rest of these cuuuuunts.

M I L K S H A K E

that reminds me ... fuck russel howard!

>fillum

not a fan of this Irish accent whatsoever

Cucked Anton

He's right

We need 190cm master race back, simple as

>KEK ISLAND

Death to Essex

Why the fuck is Maura even in it? She ain’t British

>best friends falling apart already

women

dead, idiot picked wrong

How is it you're hated in every thread I go to

elma merked herself by trying to think

who is the most JUST this season. anton?

Elma inconsiderate bint to Anton, its bye-bye tonight though lovey

Right. She's better than British

nor is yewande, she's from dublin

Official rankings: Maura>>>>>>>>>Elma>Anna>Amber>Lucie>Amy>Yuwande>Mollymae

Elma is too mad

Lovely bit of underboob from Maura there

Alright /lig/ post favourite fillums. For me it’s Alien

Tommy is carrying this whole show

But I miss her

GRANDAD MAN CITY FAN VR HEADSET
I SAW IT FIRST.COM

FED UP OF THESE ADS LADS

This is just bad attempt , fuck off nonce

>>British island
M8 I'm surprised there aren't more New Zealanders and third gen chinks and indians in there

slumdog
casino

think i'm gonna go with Joe ... yup Joe

Maura
Lucie
Elma
Amber
Yewande
Anna
...
MollySquare

For me, it's Stalker

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American Beauty, Chungking Express

Tommy is an oaf without a shred of charisma

she's a nig so automatically qualifies as british

definitely. elma forgot he picked to crack on with

just eat can fuck right off too

Amber best gurl, someone post her sole

Joe went full Icarus and fucked himself despite having the best luck

WHO IS THIS GIRL FROM THE JUST EAT ADVERT

TELL ME SOMEONE

both preferable to the unfunny narrator being cringe in the ubereats adverts

well I did vote to save anton and Lucie, so hopefully Joe will be JUST'ed tonight

What’s with all the black people in British commercials?

all I'm saying is that I'm still feeling bonita

moneyball and 127 hrs

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>muuuuuuuuh diversity quota
that's why TV advertising isn't working as well

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Maura is the only non-NPC in the show.

for me it's The House that Jack Built

because he’s a fucking mong that’s pretended to be in uni for about 6 years

chungking express is truly patrician

Maura imo, at least Anton is somewhat at peace with it, she's flailing around in a death spiral

state of this creature

black country has black people in ads, whats the problem?

when did one of the charlos get in the house

Maura and Lucie are the only real people in the show, and thats why they keep gravitating together

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maura
lucie
anna
amber

molly mae

amy
yewande

Why would you pick Elma over Maura?
Molly at least had a better body

based and patricianpilled

based

Elma is the ugliest in the villa by a country mile, looks a like a monkey and I hate the essex accent

Amber is tragically real

Dani Dyer

Maura>Lucie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The rest>Yewande

Amber is just a mean bitch most of the time

this stuff is fucking disgusting. all mouth to mouth food babybirding shit needs to fuck off

Maybe he likes yammering bitches

Lucie > Amber >> Anna >> Molly Mae > Yewande >> Amy >>> Maura > Elma

facts

t. high-test patrician

The only fillum I can watch over and over again without getting bored

Das boot

i wish someone would rub suncream into my nipples

Tommy is so peng, omggggg

Troll Hunter
It's not a jokey Yea Forums answer, genuinely love it

hope they all got tested before the show

Based subtle chebs poster

Would love to spit mustard into her face like

Patrician

Heading into week 3 @loveisland
Be yourself and don’t let anyone tell you what to do or change, be you. #loveisland #itiswhatitis

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they do some shit like this every year

I love Tommy but the lad is truly sub 75 iq

This challenge is the most disgusting degenerate shit I’ve seen in ages, absolute state of British tv

I’d love Tommy to squirt his mustard in me ;)))

literally dry heaved

Based

FUUUUUUUUCK

Yea imagine if one had herpes, they'd be fucked haha

This challenge gags m8. Fooks sake I just had tea

Is it me or have the past two episodes been boring as fuck

What did you have?

I swear this song and sampled from a game

190 we can tell it's you, the same posts with similiar post time.

Just fuck off please, literally nobody likes you

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lucie is marriage material

awkward

The challenges are so dull.

Casa Amor when? That's when shit gets interesting.

LETS FUCKING RUMBLE!!!!!!

Go to London zoo and visit the chimp enclosure

Newest Top Gear episode had music from Mass Effect

3 eggs, tofu, avocado. Carb cycling for my morning workout

>girl code
This isn’t a thing. It’s never been a thing. It’ll never be a thing.

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want a maura vs amber battle lads

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What even is girl code
Who expects good behaviour from women lel

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Dead thread dead show

It's the camera work too. Oz love island uses the male gaze a lot better.
For this show the camera shies away from their bodies way too much. Pussies

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Only applies to beta women

Maura understands this shes just trying to use it to her personal benefit (poorly)

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It's getting boring again.

Need something to happen. Maybe the elimination will shake it up (doubtful).

Is Elma or Amy the worst looking in the villa chaps?

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when will this fila/balenciaga cunky trainer meme end?

imagine if Maura never went in ...

According to my sister its dont steal someones man

Literal fridge

Dumb Deano show

Tommy is proper fit

for people who have seen every season, whats the most popular name of contestants? michael/mike? tom/tommy?

smol girls are probably the only ones who can pull it off

he knows he's spooked her and backpedalling lmao

>yellow cum

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tits or gtfo

they just want to be tall m8 dont hold it against them

I think it’s probably Mike

Reckon this MUG would walk out with Lucie if got evicted.
She wouldn't do it for him. Fact.

staged

Lucie is ridiculously cute lads

people don't wank on subs? WHAT?

I am gonna scream with laughter is Joe gets booted from the island.

>mfw Lucie actually gets kicked out

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yeah shes a 10

>joe
cringe

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Wow they are proper going for it, tongues n everything

>fat cunts in bikinis

whats this whole falling for you, girlfriend is a big deal thing now?
i thought people just have a girlfriend quickly or is there supposed to be this long period of time before even asking someone to be your girlfriend it doesnt make sense it's like asking for an engagement

has something changed in the last 10 years im 22 not even old wtf?

Maura>Lucie>Amber>Anna>Elma>Amy>Mollymae=Yuwande

>get ready for the flack

my first time watching, what did they mean by this? Isn't she just some aging presetner?

MAN THE HARPOONS

oh yes, there's lots of it, i didn't want to though at the time, wasnt feeling very horny surrounded by men

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>simply be ad
>literal landwhales waddling about everywhere

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Flack, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your slow motion walk and acting and dressing like you’re twenty years younger than you actually are’

C H U N K Y

When will THICC girls be on the show? The bitches they’ve got on are skeletons

same happened to me when trump got voted in on my birthday .... good times

girlfriend is an exclusive term. people have fear of commitment so it's a big deal apparently

She's a slut and thick as fuck.

it's their rip off of the bro code, and like most things with women, even they don't know what it is

Anna is pretty thicc

'dating' = first 5 times or so
'seeing each other' = first few months
'gf' = kinda serious, potentially long term (LIFE!)

its the tinder age, people bang before theyre bf/gf now. before bf/gf came quick and sex was a big deal, now its swapped

Balenciaga will continue since it has luxury brand prestige.
Chunky trainers will end in three or four years when something else finally hits mainstream

Pretty ironic when you think about it regarding how shallow this show is with the whole body issue stuff

>he didn't vote for Lucie to stop that from happening

yes. everyone hates the flack

based

Fuck off fat fetishists

she's 20 ... most ppl are naive as fuck at that age

ofc i just mean those specific balenciaga trainers that are v. chunky and quite common

damn 3-4 years it too long, they're hideous

Yeah. First you're "something". There really isn't a word for it, so people just make up their own words. Then after an unspecified amount of time you become exclusive bf and gf. This is usually initiated by someone asking, "So what are we? What do we call this?"

I miss some of my exes, doesn't mean I'm not far happier now

never been in a relationship. how long does it roughly take to make someone your bf/gf?

Muslim Love Island when?

anna is literal the borderline between thicc and fat. anything thiccer than her is mr blobby tier

Business idea: Sharia Island

they already tried in S03, bitch had a top tier face, a little chubby, no one even got close to her, she cried for a few days until she got kicked out

RIP JOE YOU WANKER

Can even be a few weeks of just talking and tagging each other in memes. Maybe some sex during those weeks

Relationship these days just means tied down shag really

Who?

The producers literally tell them to stop if they talk too much about stuff that isn't villa related

Who?

mugged off

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gotta be walk the line

pics pls

Who was this? Post a pic?

you mean Britain? already in production mate

she's here

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singles are safe
makes sense

Curtis piling on the pounds

Has anyone mentioned how gorgeous Tommy is?

We all hate Amy right?

tommy pulling off a 50s leather jacket

Tyne-Lexy Clarson

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This, but inorinically

Joe seething

How the fuck do you go for weeks without serous discussion of kino

We knew this already right?

Oh that ugly bint, she was too desperate

manlet love island when?

ANTON GOING HOME

we don't much care about her, she's pretty shrill and irritating but generally innocent - she knows she has hit the wall just looking to latch onto a vaguely attractive man and settle down with as little fuss as possible

She's hardly fat lad, Anna is thiccer than her

/ourincel// never

Luciebros...

LMAO JOE SEETHING

we’re already watching “6’2” tommy is barely 6ft

BOGGED

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WOO

RIGGED

Based Anton

We will never be deemed attractive, so never

state of Joe's outfit..... drainpipes and clown shoes

HERE WE GO BOYS, ANTON CREW HWFG

>Anton is saved
>lost the only girl he had a shot with
truly the best timeline

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Antons been denied his woman

NOTHING CAN STOP HIM NOW

IM NUUUUUUCLEEEEAAAARRRRR

LUCIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SNAAAAKE EAAAAATEEERRRRRR

YESSSSS FUCK YOU JOE.

buhbye joe you massive cunt loooool

We did it bros!

Science (read: bargain bin plastic surgery) has gone too far

WHAT A THRILL

If Lucie really loved him she'd leave with him

We did it lads!

>Punished Anton and Lucie take their vengeance on Amy
Great stuff

Kek seeya Elma. You were ugly and boring

Amy seething. You know Curtis is gonna try and scheme his way into single Lucie too

Thank fuck Tommy was safe

The Anton and Lucie promised land is upon us

Based public makes the right decision for once

ah the sweet death of young love ...

let's hope not

true desu, 50k is a pittance compared to post-show earnings even for losers

the tommy/lucie one true pairing timeline is back on

>Joe was Anton's best mate
Where the fuck was this?

lol no

thats cause shes czech

Kino

>crocodile tears again
fuck off

imagine crying over a shitty gameshow rofl

I watch VR porn vids from that Czech site, aside from their english accent, their girls are top tier

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Both cook, both betas, Anton talked about him on Aftersun

WOAHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Will Joe top himself when Lucie moves on with a chad?

it is what it is what is it is

iswhatitis.jpg

IT
IS
WHAT
IT
IS

>>just not in love island
Confirmed for not giving a shit about anton

odds she remains loyal to Joe?

Fuck me does Lucie ever stop crying

Dumb sket mugged off Tommy, fuck her

>That teaser
WHAT A THRILL

that's it ... nxt stag goes to prague ..... do they have good brass' over there?

Why not show Tommy? It's obvious she's chatting to him

Anton and Lucie couple confirmed for next episode

This is truly the most blessed timeline lads

I GIVE MY LIIIIIFE

7%

but what if she's not! .... OMG!! I MUST WATCH THE NEXT SHOW!!!!

Anton is already friendzoned though

WORDS THAT KILL

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d'you guys reckon Joe will be returning to villa?

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NOT FOR HONOUR BUT FOOOOR YOOOUUU

oh shit, the wife's switched to First Dates ... i'm off to bed ..... night /lig/

Tommy and Lucie get together, Joe returns to the show.

Imagine the carnage

Flicking my bean to Tommy rn, boys

Top tier cringe, good call lad

youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4

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night Deano

IT

I believe its from sunshine