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.webm thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=kH7GsLWo0O4
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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IMAGINE

Gib

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fucking kek, I'd forgotten about this

The arc would have killed him way before he actually touched the fence.

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Why is Fallon cracking up? Was it staged?

>ywn kiss colin's neck

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What are some sequels that dont live up to the original?

Why didn't they just crawl through? Those gaps are huge.

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do you think based Colin destroyed xe’s boipucci?

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we need to make america great again.

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sauce?

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a-are they okay?

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Serves them well

I hope not

without a doubt

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women should pay more in insurance than men with the advent of mobile phones and social media
that shit is far worse than what guys did to deserve higher insurance rates

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Dam! i fought he would like it more most real chads are bi

did that actually air?

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why can't you find this video anywhere?

searing, burning, agonising pain

It was scrubbed from the Internet

This is why I hate Clay. He reminds me of me when I was a teenager and all the missed opportunities.

yumi

did he died

i like how this loops. every time he settles back down, another boy goes and necks him.

i take pity on him, he'll be beating himself up over this for years to come. it's not his fault for being guileless, even though she practically splayed herself here for his benefit

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.

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i'm pretty sure all actors are bi
yes, even that manly one you champion as your personal projection
in any case bi or not he probably still hated being surprised like that

Very good user. Could it be that the fence wasn't actually on?
Fucking smart ass piece of shit kill yourself nobody likes you.

She keeps getting hotter. Post moar.

jesus they were definitely fucking

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>Interlinked.
you actually become whole for once in your life
no matter how much self-fulfillment you have achieved, having a significant other is essential in life

based

We already knew that.

i was fishing for an 'it's overrated' response, fug

Did you see the movie? It was really obvious Farrell's character was trying to fuck him too, but in an abusive coercion way

My oneitis didn't kill herself, fortunately. She did move away, however. We reconnected years later and confessed our feelings for each other but it was too late. She's in another place, with another man and I'm with someone else too. We still talk sometimes.

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wtf
what kind of faggotry is this?

Most likely staged considering Guillermo is the one pulling the guy off instead of real security. They probably just didn't tell Farrell about it.

based richie

It was staged, dude worked on the show.

I don't get the joke.

Fuck with the guest on your show and hope he's good natured about it?

for fucks sakes just take your gash out

colin is sexy as hell

no homo

iktfb

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Was that drake from drake and josh?

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You know those can fuck you up. Jamie pull up the stats real quick?

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>the way ezra leans into his hand
what a fucking faggot

Yeah the fully grown ones can

well yes he likes to suck dick
bet he's a cute power bottom

its fake

This hurts me hahahahaa

i miss seeing white people in films
now its all shades of jew

Alright so how long until those tigers can take that orangutang? Just look at their paws jesus christ.. at that age? Could a human beat that if they were really fucking pissed?

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So like Eric Andre but terrible?

Would you, Yea Forums ?

LMAO

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Are you kidding? Without hesitation.

Oh... I thought you meant MACKENZIE Mackenzie...

Based firehose

this is the only mackenzie I give a whoop about

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it's not

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fucking mad lads

cute

I'd be perfectly ok if he ripped someone's face to shit

holy kek

why waste cake?

shes so cute

I think its some kind of drunken Irish thing. Similar to how jimmy cut off his finger twice. These guys drink pretty hard.

Disgusting arab scum abusing a loyal animal.

calm your tits P*ta faggot it was just a cake, they didn't harm the animal

>acting like an angry tough guy only once the guy has been handled by security
I'm disapointed honestly

A light unto the nations.

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kys ahmed

Is that actually from the movie?

Sadly, yeah

kek haven't seen this in so long

>rescue animal from wilderness
>raise it in domestic conditions
>exploit said animal for social media fame
>backpedal on abusing said animal with an "apology" and statement revealing it will be released back into the wild
>releasing a domestically raised animal into the wilderness
>arab logic
How do these retards get rich in the first place?

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sandniggers must die

>How do these retards get rich in the first place?

by owning both the democrat and republican parties

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I can't believe this actually happened

Fucking cunts.

I will bet any amount of money this show is made by Jews.

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>guy is safely secured by security and longer a threat
>stand up and act like tough guy

He has crazy big PBE (power bottom energy)

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God I fucking hate Ezraposters

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Alright what is this and who is that fucking retard. I feel like murdering him.

What kind of crazy asshole does this to a lion? I was expecting the thing to maul one of them after the fact.

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yeah me too, I always get a boner and it's at the worst most inappropriate times

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Stay mad sweaty

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look. I'm tired, I've worked all day and I'm gonna make this very short
do I have to wait all night again for you retards gonna post more pizza webms or I'm fucking done with this place forever
wasted so much time on dogshit random posters that don't even follow up in a thread and then of course the one 10 minutes I am afk some random poster does it. complete dogshit
make up a fucking schedule like post on a certain time, like every day on for example 12pm PDT or whatever.

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I didn't realize there were gays in Ireland

Same. Also you get less and less of them as you get older. Unless you have a strong social circle.

Its just a cake man, wtf is wrong with you? They didn't ram a fucking knife to its face. I bet you are fun at parties.

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IMAGINE IF BROCK LESNAR FUCKED YOUR ASS

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i FUCKING hate hollywood. here's another beautiful white woman taken out of the running of raising a wholesome family. you will pay, you demonic swamp things, you

animals don't process food the way we do, feline species especially can mutate dna and get fucked over by chocolate, bottom line the guy's a fucking retard and so are you Ahmed

what porn is this from?

What is with Jewish girls having insanely curvy bodies?

adults watch this?

this is the most boring webm i've ever sat through. i mean an order of magnitude above the fargo cashier girl one.

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Why do you care about that though? For you, what's really the difference between her having 0 kids and starting a nuclear family with some white chad? You're not going to fuck her either way.

based.

Why? What did he ever do to you?

pathetic

it's to compensate for their ugly faces and shit backstabbing personality

>I can't belie...

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lol, that Obi Wan, what will he get himself into next??

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ALL FUCKING PITBULLS MUST FUCKING HANG

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if it was boring you wouldn't have taken the time it took you to write such a post

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Connelly is jewish

Based

Dont males aged 16-30 or something have to pay more than anyone else. I cant fucking stand driving on the interstate anymore. Every fucking bitch you pass is on her god damn phone.

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nice. what happened to them?

it's not about me. I care because the world is going to shit, and it's because there's fewer and fewer wholesome families raising competent, strong, grounded children.

the difference isn't for me, it's for my own kids. and the world they are being brought up into.

it was so boring that it became fascinating, hows that. it's a marvel among webms.

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You're completely delusional. The world has been going to shit since the existence of man. The human condition is shit and always will be, nothing will change this, no morals, no value systems, nothing. Maybe when we transcend our reptillian brain into digital data and even then who fucking knows.

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fuckin lads

besides the point, but this loops really well

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this film was fucking awful

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What is this actually a reaction too?

JUST A PRANK BRO
CALM DOWN

>Fallon
Subtle and maybe not even be intentional.

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What is she doing here and why?

I'm really surprised the big kitty didn't start fucking their shit up.

This is my favorite kino

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>tiger doesnt maul sand niggers

there is no god

i'm not delusional in the least. there are cycles, and if the world was going to shit since the dawn of man then we'd have been fucked before we began. i believe in redemption, forgiveness, wholesomeness, truth, and beauty.

Build a good household. Encourage your friends and neighbors. Be a light in the world, user. we are meant to know God. giving up by saying
>the human condition is shit and always will be
is to lose the race before you even started.

>Faith, Hope, Love. These three remain. But the greatest of these is Love.

I love you, user.

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the red wedding in GOT i think. it's got rewatch value above almost every webm i've seen. you could write a graduate paper on it

Oh boy it's an "actor dumps a full cigarette because the director doesn't understand how people who actually smoke are like" scene
Some big ol bullshit boys

fuck what was this originally from

youtube.com/watch?v=WtDpmkDcsLs

there it is

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Would blast a nut in that b-hole like it was New Year’s Eve

In general more men drive much more when compared to women. After a couple are in a relationship/get married, men often take on the role of primary driver when the two travel together. Thus just on average since there are more male drivers, there are more male drivers getting into accidents.

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>tiger

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thicc debby is best debby

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*chair clattering*

WHEN

the only montage that comes close to this is Ash's in Army of Darkness (sorry dont have webm)

>tiger

amerimutt education everybody

At first I thought they were laughing, which was kind of funny. Then I realized they were screaming in agony, and I keked royally.

God i fucking hate arabs
Hopefully donnie drumpf kills them all with a nuke

>security

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COVERED in MY cum.
Gal Goddamn.

in honor of big brother returning soon

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Whats the point of smashing food into an animals face like it gets the joke? Faggots like you should be raped and killed slowly.

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But that wouldn't waste 5 minutes. Do you know how much money they probably saved on effects with these shots?

How would you feel if you found out your gf was still talking to some dude she confessed feelings for behind your back? Wouldn't that make you uncomfortable? You fucked up your shot with her so you gotta ruin this other guy's relationship? You're a genuine dick sucker

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>Women smoking crack
Here's how a man does it

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How about you stop brainwashing yourself with hollywood concepts of love and virtues and preaching things that were instilled on you that weren't even your own thoughts to begin with and maybe start using critical thinking for once.
There are forces beyond our grasp or understanding in the universe that we inhabit, things that are completely beyond our dimension and grasp that the stupid shit you replied to me is literally meaningless, and I'm not even a nihilist, I believe in purpose in a purposeless world, I believe in balance of hedonism, virtue, vice etc, to have the sheer arrogance and self-importance to assume a personification of such power and anthropomorphize it into a series of beliefs and value systems, to mistify and shroud it with anecdotal storytelling is the best example of how flawed and perpetual the human condition is and always will be. The way humanity is now we are always going to be fucked, and thinking that making some random girl sleep with one douchebag instead of the other will make any universal change of any kind is a complete delusion. The best thing you can possibly do is cherish every moment you are on this planet and be grateful for your time and the amount of sheer abundance present in your life, to accept that we are cursed to live out our existence with our flaws and make the best possible choices we could make and accept that no value system can ever be set in stone as an absolute because we will never know God as long as we are human, and nothing, not your brainwashed religious beliefs or any value systems will ever change that.

tbf the magic is the acting, in the 20s they only had "whitescreens"

>dosen't kill any of them
0/10

both webms are meth not crack

explain the difference because I don't believe you

Glenn's death from Walking Dead iirc

But user, that would be sexist..

Domestication is a hell of a drug

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EPIC SOCIAL EXPERIMENT GONE SEXUAL

he enjoyed it, then tried to play it off like the tough guy.

what a faggot.

those are meth pipes, the ones with the bowl on the end
this is a crack pipe

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That's way too long to read so I'm just gonna have to say have sex, little buddy.

Why can;t I smoke crack in a meth pipe / lightbulb?

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>get one of the only believable post-death body movements ever on film
>ruin it with gushing blood and a perfect exit wound

bravo nolan

the reason why people smoke meth in those is because you don't put the flame directly to the meth, you heat the glass from below

with crack you put the flame directly to the drugs.

Is he going to be ok

wrong
my dad was a crackhead and he used to smoke out of those pipes all the time but they can be used for both

Who /schaub/ here?

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I fucking hate muslims

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How do you put the flame directly to the crack in an enclosed tube a la ?

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13 Reasons Why

moar

name?

They were surely much the worse for wear about one year after this video took place.
This guy was more like one month away from the point of no return.

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why you posting an old webm of krager

Those guys are cool, too bad they will get nuked in the near future.
Mad lads.

go be closer to god down the barrel of a shotgun, dumbass

>happened on 9/11
based God

You nesstle the crack rock in that screen then hit it with a lite senpai

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>that stutter on the gif
goddammit. other then that its perfect

This legitimately scares me. He looks like he could very easily be deranged while on those drugs and he needs to be put away forever.

seriously why is the police like this? totally unnecessary

weirdly 'how to use a crack pipe' was my top google suggestion

Is it open at the end with the foil shit?

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>that one flying with the toilet paper

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The bowl one is used for crack also.

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ALRIGHT WE NEED TO SETTLE THIS ONCE FOR ALL

1. Can you smoke crack in a bowl pipe?

2. By doing so, are you wasting crack as opposed to a tube pipe?

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What the fuck, do girls do this? How the hell was I supposed to know? If they're name dropping other guys I'm naturally going to assume it's because they're chasing them, not because they want to get a reaction out of me.

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>If they're name dropping other guys I'm naturally going to assume it's because they're chasing them, not because they want to get a reaction out of me.

This is why you are a beta male

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1. Yes
2. Don't know

>How the hell was I supposed to know?
by having sex

No user, it's a movie.

>Both jews
>We look alike
I can't imagine why

>that dude in the back that doesn't give a fuck
based

Go for it, dawg

what shit movies or show is this even from? looks like it'd be some kinda terrible horror movie.

sorry for notwebm

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I did this before....I get physical pain thinking of it. I'm sorry, Savannah

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What? Getting a BBC rammed up their ass isn't enough signal for you that they want you to be your girlfriend?

What are you? an INCEL?????

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Is that girl holding hands with the dude on the left while leaning on the dude in the middle?

I hope one's her brother or something, because damn that's fucked.

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they were only friends. it wouldn't make sense to kiss her.
idk why you guys hating on him

It's amazing how similar we are to them.

INTERRACIAL

Put on some clothes, woman

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Women play mindgames and test you.

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>implying you wouldn't

only a fag wouldn't

w e w

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you just know

she cute

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she a very cute

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>this clip

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Umm sweaty how dare you expect women to abide by the same standards that men are subject to

idk what this is

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kino scene

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oh waddup

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>clearly disobeying all verbal commands
>clearly intent on being aggressive
>initial attempts at physical incapacitation fail
>resort to using force

>WHY WOULD THE POLICE DO THAT

Literally all you have to do is do as your damn told or know the law well enough to assert your privacy and the police can't do shit to you.

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Dumb frog poster

shut up bootlicker

tldr

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MMMMMMMMMMM *POP* UUAH

MMMMMMMMMMM *POP* UUAH

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bœnk

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Wanna know how I know you're a dumb nigger?

She is testing him to see if he if takes action or at least shows some jealousy.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *POP*

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *POP*

Exactly, and guilelessness was something she liked about him because he wasn't some kind of horny dick monster trying to plough anything that moved, but later tried to blame her suicide on his lack of awareness about females that like him. Why are grills fucked in the head?

you know, user, adults can innocently reminisce the past, one day you'll grow up, just like my dick is growing up inside your mom

based

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to ensnare the goyim

based

>button nose
>subtle lazy eye
>child rearing chin
>high cheekbone structure
>big ol cranium
>tol
kino face shapes

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>Nukes
Lol, As much as I'd love to see nukes fly, We won't live to see it. people are too fucking pussy to push the button

Hollywood is not run by pedophile sodomite molesters

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Me in the back

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lilililililililililili

>Webm of Favrau cooking a magnificent cheese toast.exe

God I want to fuck her so bad. Just putting in my two cents

KIIINOOOO

He can't beat what? Cancer? haha

Exactly but the stupid kids should have know about voltage. Retards.

She's in flavor country

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that monkey really enjoyed that

>God
Stopped reading there. Religion is a curse on humanity, just look at all the shit that has been done in the name of religion.

inb4 that's evil men subverting religion. fuck off

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really fucking obnoxious and the cut of that outfit is strange as fuck especially with the underwear she has on

Thank god this thread will die before a religion discussion begins

>13 Reasons
>a movie

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