How do they both stay so young-looking?

The key to not get JUSTed by the time is to not go bald

They drink, bathe in, and inject human blood into their veins. Around 120 million pints of blood is "donated" each year. Blood does not actually have a particularly long shelf life. Any blood that is not used is purchased by wealthy individuals to help maintain a youthful appearance.

>>don’t drink or smoke
If you have the right genetics, that doesn't matter ether. I look early 20s and I am early 40s, although I quit drinking recently and will also quit smoking pot asap.

To start with they both a good genes...

However Tom has a fair bit of work over the years but is work ethic is impeccable and he is a hard working son of bitch to put it lightly...

Keanu... is just good gene and just an AWFUL actor that some how gets to make films.

A person's morals are reflected in their appearance.

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And also don't get fat

This is stupid and wrong.

lol..no. There's other ways to slow down aging and they all involve visiting a grocery store, user. I will admit that having people be suspicious of your extended youth is great fun, though.

This Is true tho

Keanu is HAPA... Asians have good skin genetics... Cruise has been doing preventative maintenance since his 20s (Botox, collagen, other rich people treatments that only moloch worshippers have access to).

this is true

He's almost totally correct. If you eat right and exercise a lot, you won't age, although genetics probably is probably the key to it all. I didn't age for 7 years, guys, and the only reason I started to age past that is because I got lazy.
Another thing, one would have to get close enough to kiss me to even see wrinkles, so some people are aging, but their skin is literally thicker and stronger, so it's less noticeable.

It's smart and true, fatty.

I kinda have a hard time believing that 2 major Hollywood stars dont drink, smoke or take any pills.

Ian watkins looks good though

The part that was stupid and wrong was the part about humans only being supposed to eat once a day. That's absurd. Our closest relatives are eating shit constantly. There is no evolutionary benefit to eating all of your required calories in one specific sitting.

Humans are only supposed to eat in a about a 6 to 8 hour window everyday. The health benefits of fasting have literally been proven by hard science.

>The part that was stupid and wrong was the part about humans only being supposed to eat once a day
It depends on what you ate. Eating 3 times a day always is a meme 100%, but I hear you.

Keanu was born together with the rising Sun, they don't age

Keanu smokes though. And I'm sure they both drink though not in excess like say Leo.

It also can up to 24 hours for your body to even digest one meal.

3 square meals a day is mostly a product of the industrial revolution when people ate a schedule before work, once during work, and after work. Also constantly eating stems from a time when food shortage and famine was common and you never knew when the next time you have another chance to eat would be.

When food is plentiful and easily accessible it is illogical and unnecessary to eat habitually, our bodies dont need it, and it speeds up cell degeneration when we're constantly digesting food.

Scientologists aren’t allowed to drink

>and it speeds up cell degeneration when we're constantly digesting food.
Yeah, probably.

i usually only eat once a day and my hair is falling out

no you dont

give me exact date (year/month/day/hour/minute) and place of birth
i'll tell you if it's genetic or just shit diet

Yes, I do. Don't be jealous. I chose this. You chose something else. When I get pulled over for speeding cops check my ID extra carefully and look at me like I'm an alien.

One by being pure evil, the other, pure good.

decent genes moron

bullshit retard

>good genes
>healthy lifestyles
>keep themselves fit
>men generally age better to begin with
>some modest cosmetic surgery

But seriously, keep yourself in shape can keep you attractive into your 40s and even 50s. Pic related: 55-year-old Arnold in T3.

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This is so funny!

This. Intermetted Fasting slows the ageing process. Combine that with healthy eating, exercise and proper sleep. This is how you stay young.

>how do they both stay so young-looking?
no idea about Keanu but Tom does something like this:

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why are you speeding? are you a homosexual?

I assume you aren't going to post a picture of your delusional self so name a famous millionaire (or anyone but they have the money to try) in their 40's who looks like they are in their early 20's

unironically be a shutin, nothing ages like sunlight

Doesnt seem to bother the Rock, Jason Statham or Vin Diesel.

I'm 34 and people think I'm 22. That's not an exaggeration. Some people do look young.

Post pic.

imagine unironically posting on Yea Forums at age 34. in the middle of the afternoon on a monday no less

I like to get to where I'm going. And no. I've slowed down, though, those tickets add up and it's dumb to allow myself to speed anyway.

I enjoy your doubt and possible envy. Like I said, when people suspect that I drink blood or am inhuman I get giddy inside. One guy was so suspicious that I told him I'm really a reptile and that *this* is a suit, but haha good luck proving it. He looked like he believed every word.

Where the fuck do you live that it's still Monday?

fuck its tuesday why do all the days blur together

Because you're an unemployed manchild living in his mom's house.

Not posting my face on the internet for all to see. But here is a body shot. That feel when I still have 16 to 18 year old girls talking to me.

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so you can't then. I'm not saying you don't look young, I'm saying no one you meet genuinely believes you are 20 years younger than you are

Brit Bong. Its 9pm here.

o holy lol

nah im an unemployed manchild living in an apartment but at least im not 34 and posting on fucking Yea Forums lmao

you do not look 22 lmao. You could easily pass as 35. Your face is also impressively onions and chubby for your overall body fat level.

Mate, you look 40.

Yum

reminder you're here forever

>so you can't then
Can't what?
>I'm saying no one you meet genuinely believes you are 20 years younger than you are
I believed exactly what you just said for many years until a few people clued me in. Yes, I am one of those people that looks decades younger. When I get to be 60 (please, God) I'll look maybe 40-if this keeps up. Having said all that, when I gain weight, I look considerably older, so if I don't keep in shape, it's closer to what you believe to be true.

> I am one of those people that looks decades younger.

Prove it. Post a pic.

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Tom probably gets botox or facelifts from his church passed off as some weird detox plan from xenu, so if he's asked about surgery he can say "lol no that's not it."

Keanu is pure

They aren't that old.
Your body starts falling apart only after 60. Before that you're okay unless you fuck it up with bad habits.

decades younger is a bit much
I'm 27 and I still get carded though, even though I have wrinkles forming and full facial hair if I dont shave

some of us just have young looking faces

>Enjoying life
>Doing what you like
>Eating healthy
>Exercising daily
>Being forgiving for yourself and others around you
>Not holding grudges
>Shower twice a day
>Stress-free job

It's incredibly easy, user. You just suck at life.

he sounds as stupid as a 20 year old though
maybe that helps

HAHHAHAHAHAA no. Bonus: I am nearly a copy of an actor as they looked in the 1980's. So, you've basically seen "me" quite a bit, even though it's not really me.

>Shower twice a day
unless you only take cold showers, no.
hot showers actually dry your skin out

>decades younger is a bit much
I thought it was a polite lie for the longest time, user until family members took me aside and were like, user, you don't age. Me:"Hahah what? Of course I do." Them: No. You don't.
That was around 10 years ago and since then I have aged maybe a few years for since then. So they were wrong, but not far off.

>I'm 27 and I still get carded though, even though I have wrinkles forming and full facial hair if I dont shave
some of us just have young looking faces

You can't tell anyone here that you don't enjoy it. ;)

no offense but you sound like a really silly 40 yo user

what if my skin is naturally greasy?

ugh...typos today. You get my drift. Sometimes black people insist that I must be part black, and I don't argue with with because it's obvious that is what they would rather be the reality in their minds.

That's good. Won't explain, but that is very good.

you do realise that people pay compliments laced with white lies right? Are you sure you aren't larping as someone in their 40's beacuse you don't come across as one? You wont name a famous person who looks 20 years younger than they are and now you wont even name an actor from the 80's that you supposedely look like, what is the possible harm in that?

>you do realise that people pay compliments laced with white lies right?
I know, which is what I thought for a long time, man, but it's beyond that. It's to the point where some people flat out tell me that they don't believe my age and that for some reason I must be lying. My last boss even made a big deal out of it once when we were in a truck.

>Are you sure you aren't larping as someone in their 40's beacuse you don't come across as one?
I'm an old soul, but I've always been youthful in my demeanor and it that will not change.

>You wont name a famous person who looks 20 years younger than they are and now you wont even name an actor from the 80's that you supposedely look like, what is the possible harm in that?
There's good reasons why. It's better that most people think I'm a larper, or simply a liar, in public anyway.

Avoid the sun. Sun ages your skin. Stop tanning. It doesn't look good, it's unhealthy and it ages you.

you aren't in public you dick head

Notice the comma, dickhead. Go watch some '80s flicks, mostly comedies, and presto, that's what I look like.

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so Chevy Chase or Steve Martin?

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What do you think reality is? Mass Effect 2?

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i have a long tail too, will i stay young forever (forever ever, forever ever)?

No, think younger and hipper (for the times). He doesn't do so much now.

>i have a long tail too, will i stay young forever (forever ever, forever ever)?
It's possible you will remain young looking your entire life.

Reeves is an unassuming professional that knows his limits

Because they all have high test faces.

*unlikely though, unless you're a health nut and like to exercise nearly every day and rigorously at that. Think of the pyramids, then think of Biblical lifespans.

Keanu consumed the life force of his only child

>(forever ever, forever ever)?
*and I love that song too.

I look more attractive than both of them.

Tom Hanks, Eddie Murphy, that other faggot from Beverley Hills Cop?

lol If I looked like Eddie Murphy I'd prank people all day.
EDDIE MURPHY!! FUCK YOU! Fuck you, Eddie, I know you..you the FUCK YOU MAN, right?

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Well I know for sure you can't think you like any of the brat pack. Why wont you say? Are you scared I'll google people who look like x and find you?

wrong, thread theme

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Correct. Also I may have already caused the actual star some problems. Sorry, non-literal bro!

then you're disgusting

>intermetted
Keeps your mind sharp as well I am glad to see

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They haven't watched a single porn video in their lives.

Nice dubs, but the real contender is finally here. youtube.com/watch?v=iRfgNx4DVak

Keanu is part asian

Anthony Michael Hall then. So you've got a baby face, which isn't the same as looking young. Also you are probably pale from being a neet so have little sun damage, I bet my life if I saw you tomorrow and guessed your age it would be a lot closer to your actua age than you think

Nah ... They just suck young blood. It’s on the Hollywood Report, written by Suzue Hooo.

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Keanu is like 1/8th Asian so the youth gene must be working for him.
Tom, probably some kind of scientology shit

>Anthony Michael Hall
Negatory
>So you've got a baby face, which isn't the same as looking young. Also you are probably pale from being a neet so have little sun damage, I bet my life if I saw you tomorrow and guessed your age it would be a lot closer to your actua age than you think
youtube.com/watch?v=5Ioiag30eAI

Genes mainly and staying out of the son and not wrecking your shit with alcohol or cocaine.

It's a curse for anyone that's not rich and famous though.

I get the bottom end of the stick at any employer simply because they all think i'm in my 20s and every receptive woman on dating sites just think I'm some git looking for a sugar momma.

>I get the bottom end of the stick at any employer simply because they all think i'm in my 20
Sure, they don't look at your information and never ask you your age. Sure.
>wahhhh dating sites no bring fast dick suckies! wahhaa
Online dating is bullshit and is only for women.