Have these countries made anything decent worth watching?

Yeah, I already mentioned him, shithead.

retard

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sweden

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_(miniseries)

youtube.com/watch?v=_k_8e6QIS3o

youtube.com/watch?v=2wfFpw0JTgo

I've only ever seen one Islandic film. It was called Jar City and it was an okay thriller/mystery.

Pusher

Both you and me know that I am right.

Denmark has good movies. To name a few:

The Guilty
Pusher trilogy
In China they eat dogs
Flickering Lights
Adams aebler
The Green Butchers
Jagten
Night Watch
Olsen Banden movies

youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg

Both Triers (Joakim and Lars)

Von Trier is quite good.

>Have these countries made anything decent worth watching?

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Olsenbanden is Norwegian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwed_in_Tallinn

youtube.com/watch?v=jMpKzTHtupk&ab_channel=YourTubeStop

Let the right one in.

youtube.com/watch?v=eEN3tF2P7bk

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The Hunt

the original Millenium trilogy

The Bothersome Man is a cool movie.

they make crime drama kino

Omaha scene was better. The soldiers yelling "perkele" was fucking stupid too.

Funniest movie I saw in a long while. Dont watch the trailer, it just gives everything away.

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Came here to post this, enjoyed it the whole way through but I didn't like the ending

>**********Nordic********** countries
>it's not even that cold there
Nordic my ass

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Nope, but there has been made (far superior) Norwegian versions of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
>not yelling perkele any chance you get

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Bridge

No. No country except USA and Jewish diaspora have made movies worth watching.

Danes made Pusher.

>Tromso
>-18c is the coldest recorded temperature
Kek, where the fuck did you get this retarded picture?
It's not uncommon for the temp to go below -40c in the northern regions of Norway, and even Oslo goes below -20 at times.

Unknown Soldier 2017 version
youtube.com/watch?v=4yh8FrrpKbM

stig åt sidan

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Jagten (The Hunt) is one of the best movies of this millennium.

Detectives

youtube.com/watch?v=-zJl9zbNJlM

>Svenskene fant på sitt eget navn
Svensker eier ikke skam

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pusher trilogy and

Was 1864 a Danish production? Some cool battle scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=1FI3vpdcKlU&t=514s

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Pusher

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Tromso is near the coast, so it doesn't get super cold. In fact, they have warmer winters than Oslo. You need to go inland to find the extreme temperatures, like Osterdalen and Finnmarksvidda. Still, -40C is not common and only happens a few times a year.

Is-slottet (The Ice Palace) is mandatory Norwegian kino.

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Terkel i knibe :---DDDD

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wrong, but I still prefer Norwegian Olsenbanden. They actually have a crossover in one movie I believe.

*stares into camera*
>not listed in imdb cast
how do I go about figuring the identity of this qt?

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The Emigrants is kino af

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This movie was great. Comfy Finnish friends walking through beautiful nature. Very happy ending for everyone.
>ywn build Greater Finland with your bros

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Finland here
The Year of the Hare (Jäniksen vuosi) 1977
Pure finnish kino

Universet - en uendelighet av stjerner og planeter. Ingen vet hvor stort eller gammelt det er.

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Basert og Dalpillet

>funniest
good movie but I hardly remember anything funny

people love Emil i Lönneberga

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Why are estonians such nordaboos?

Lillyhammer

Don't know. Estonia is basically Scandinavia except white and has low taxes. Don't know why they'd want to "into nordic"

>Låt Den Rätte Komma Inn
>Flåklypa Grand Prix
>Terkel I Knipe (forget about the English dub, it's retarded)
>Fleksnes
>Olsenbanden
>Kenny Starfighter (the TV-series, not the movies)
>Brodrene Dal
>Bert
>Ronja Rövardotter
>Emil
>Pippi Långstrump
>Serum Serum
>Brödarna Lejonhjärta
Mostly childish themes, but lots of good stuff

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Also liked
>Sofies Verden
>Jakten På Nyresteinen

Is there anything Gary Oldman can't do?

>Trolljegeren
>Fritt Vilt
These two should be available with english subs, at least.

moomins

Gondola webms are kino

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Icelandic thriller: Trapped

the cutting to the contemporary plotline completely ruined the pacing for me. Would watch a supercut with only the 19th century parts

these flags lake originality

gott snack

They're the oldest flags that exist. People hadn't figured out originality yet

youtu.be/Q8Drrm6Mlco

>ctrl+f "dag"
> zero results
Can't believe it

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youtube.com/watch?v=daEGQPsGgPE

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>This man comes roller blading into your path saying he has a part for you in the long awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the hit movie Dis, based on his newly published erotic poetry
Well Yea Forums, are you slick enough for Strawberry Cunt?

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basert og klovnepillet

peak kino coming through

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Isn't that the movie that's notoriously famous for having a bunch of suggestive underaged nudity?

Yes, but most of the movies are done in their native language and not really made for an international audience

Just use subs

youtu.be/kPyqbqYN4Ts

>Yea Forums the Movie

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Flags aren't meant to have originality, they're meant to have recognisability. And that's something Nordic flags are very good at since despite their similar design the color schemes are unmistakably distinct from each other. Now, compare some of the "tricolor" flags, all with a red, white and blue stripe, or the flags of Monaco and Poland, both half red and half white. They just don't have that kind of unique look to them.

We are irrelevant, stop being obsessed with such a small population of people

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Porn.

we actually have no porn industry at all

>Jenny Skavlan
Yes, but for me it's Agnes

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>Aki Kaurismaki
Absolutely patrician

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Monicamilf would like a word with you. And literally miss Norway. And, kinda, Vicky Vette

Not him, but I can't really see what someone not Scandinavian will get out of something like .

>Hur gick det för negern då
>How did it go for the black guy

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Bit of a shame actually, it's pretty neat having a fap to your countrywomen every once in a while rather than just Americans or Japanese. But man is it hard to find stuff to watch.

Fäbodjäntan would like to have a word with you

we used to have

>Fäbodjäntan
Now THAT is kino

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There’s a video of malin gramer from sweden getting tickle tortured by a giant masked nigger for a tv show
It’s pretty hot

A view into another world, I guess? Kind of the same as us watching Trailer Park Boys or something

That's a bit like saying Sweden doesn't have an immigration problem while showing off population statistics from the late 70s.

Babette's Feast
Pelle the Conqueror

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>have an offer to work in Norway
>already know I can’t master the language
What do bros

youtube.com/watch?v=QApy7eAMisM

Finnish Gordon Ramsay

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PERKELE :DD

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Klovn is kind of a Curb your Enthusiasm clone, but absolutely brilliant and almost on par with the original. And being European they can explore more dangerous territory.

This. Dag is amazing.

I don't know if the movie's just suffering porn but I liked it as a teenager.

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I feel you enjoy this more the less you know about the author.

Kinosaur
This movie is incredible. It really is suffering porn, though. Don't think I've seen it since I was maybe twelve. Not really a movie you watch more than twice at most

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peak incel autism

One of the best comedies in the world

Pippi!

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Any films that feature cute twinks?

no, contrary to epic memes we are not that gay

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perkele

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>Estonia
holy shit just get over it, you are slavshits, end of

youtube.com/watch?v=8J5IIjX946U

Everybody speak English over there

olsen banden

Everytime someone makes one of these threads while I am browsing I always recommend Kalamari Union - a Kaurismäki comedy from early 80's, it's like you take cold war era finnish depressive humor and mash it with absurd comedy. But I don't think there's that many english translations for it.

Eight Deadly Shots

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The movie version is shit, there is a much longer and better version that aired on Finish TV but its nowhere to be found online

imdb.com/title/tt0087020/

It's Calamari Union with a C

Ondskan
Jagten

Lazy Town you uncultured nigger

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That movie about the Winter War, Talvisota.

kind of...

1. Kvarteret Korpen (1963)
2. Mannen på taket (1976)
3. Utvandrarna (1971)
4. Här har du ditt liv (1966)
5. Den enfaldige mördaren (1982)
6. Hets (1944)

left out Bergman because anyone can easily find information about his works

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Recommend me more movies (non Kaurismaki) about Finnish autism

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>Utvandrarna
baserad

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>2. Mannen på taket (1976)
>3. Utvandrarna (1971)
>6. Hets (1944)
kino of the higest order

>5. Den enfaldige mördaren (1982)
youtube.com/watch?v=RYwSW9Zyopg

jylland and själland isn't in scandinavia. can danes just accept this allready?

I sincerely hope this is bait

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because if they don't actively align with scandi/nordics they get lumped in with slavs because of their geography. better to be associated with finland and sweden than russia and latvia.

1,000 Times Good Night

Thale (2012)

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i hate the danes as much as the avarage (human) person but i like this show. it's like curb your enthusiasm but with only 20% the jew

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Let me guess, you guys prefer the David Fincher version?

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That’s disappointing

TULNUKAS ehk Valdise pääsemine 11 osas - Estonian kinoclassic

average for that month
-18 is cold as fuck average

absolute top tier Icelandic murder mystery / thriller series that you can watch for free on amazon prime. basically, a small town in the middle of nowhere gets cutoff from the world due to a storm, and the tiny police department of like 3 people has to contend with a string of murders.

one of the best series ive seen in years, I highly recommend it

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someone post the emails

That's what I was hoping Fortitude would be, but then it became ridiculous.

Thale is fucking garbage, drep deg selv.

this is actually really good

as someone who has seen the girl with the dragon tattoo (both us and Sweden versions) but not any of the other movies, is this worth watching?

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As a dane this made me laugh out loud. Olsen Banden is so popular even people in Africa know about them.

I didn't even realise that our swedish Jönssonligan was just an adaptation of Olsen banden until this very thread.

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>so popular even people in Africa know about them
the sadest claim of relevance i've ever heard

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recently?
Norway made Trollhunter. That was pretty great.

there's alot of jokes in thar movie where you're supposed to laugh with the character instead of at them. the hallmark of a truly subhuman script writer

>what is Bergman
>what is Carl Dreyer

Icelandic coming of age kino.
anyone know anything in the same genre?

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lol good luck, extras without speaking lines dont get credited, part of that whole screen actors guild thing

How is Faust related to Scandinavia? I thought that was a purely german production.

only the best silent film ever made

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Now tell me 1 (one) good movie made in Latvia.
Come on, do it.

i can't say any baltic movie. this is the closest i can think of
youtube.com/watch?v=PNRnuZCrF_o

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Fatso is depressing as fuck. You just know that loser will fall back into his old habits soon enough when the first rejections for his comics come in and the cunt will find another toxic relationship and some incel to cuck and abuse for emotional stability.
Skandi comedies, the only comedies that make you want to kill yourself.