Le Nespresso man

Seriously though Nespresso tastes amazing. I shit you not I did a fucking workshop at a store once.

I'm not gay I promise. I just like muh special coffee.

Dude’s killing it in the tequila game, who needs to act?

>needs a paycheck

He sold his tequila company for $1 billion

Nespresso freaking rules. You should all try it lads

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He's saving up for alimony

Post you nespresso machine and favorite cup bros!!

> Volluto master race

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>he sold some no name tequila company for a billion dollars
What the fuck? How do I do this? Do I have to be George Clooney or can I just be some random fag and make a tequila company?

>why'd he throw it all away shilling terrible coffee?
What Else?

he ruined catch-22 for me

based. can't hate the man since i learned he's into cute little cunnies

They installed a Nespresso at work. It's pish.

Fuck off. Coffee is coffee.

‘Cause he’s a homo.

I bet you have one of these as well

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I have this one. Peak neet coffee and mommy keeps the pods stocked

Why is mommy so based bros

You can carry a lot of movies in this bad boys

>falling for the coffee pod meme

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tell ur mum that some user on Yea Forums thought shes based

>perfectly conserved
what does that even mean

why not just get an espresso machine instead?

Tell mommy she rules

based mum

I just had a nespresso

based chadpressos
cringe teavirgins

didn't he sell his tequila company for billions?

does he own a stake in nespresso or something?

>nespresso
if you're spending $1 per pod why not get an actual automatic espresso maker?

fuck op you just reminded me I forgot to pour hot water to brew my coffee

I'm surprised no one has asked him his thoughts on the environmental impact of disposable coffee pods.

N’espresso machines are good but I prefer Capmundo

I think real espresso machines can be extremely expensive. Like the cost of a good rifle. I think Nespresso is keurig tier

>implying this isn't the most kino production he's ever starred in

youtube.com/watch?v=cAodY4bmvKw

keurig: $100. $0.50 per pod or less
nespresso: $200-$300. $1.00 per pod.
automatic espresso machine: $600. buy your own beans, maintain the machine yourself.

keurig is the best option if you're not getting a complete espresso machine

i'd rather spend $5 and buy a nice espresso drink from a cafe than make my own mediocre one with a nespresso machine tbqh

Nuff said.

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>not electric kettle+french press

I use this, good shit and stronger than a cafetiere

how often do you change the seal?

pleb fuckers

???

Coffee is good black unless it is shit coffee. Although certain blends flavors are accentuated with cream and sugar as well (or one or the other for that matter).

There is a lot of variety with coffee. Americans might have some difficulty finding anything good though, as everything in America is pretty much inferior to the rest of the world.

He used the money for a spy satellite.
eonline.com/news/444589/george-clooney-spends-his-nespresso-commercial-money-on-what

He married a super-model lawyer and never needed to worry about anything ever again

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You know french presses are pretty unhealthy, they leave oily grime of the ground up coffee which a filter would catch up which increases bad cholesterol.

weird as fuck chin, no tits and no hips. george can do ALOT better than this

Screen-capping these to show to mum... she’s gonna freak :-}

Keurig coffee is the most cancerous form of coffee consumption ever designed. It’s always going to taste like plastic. Nespresso is not mediocre by any means and there are stainless steel refillable pods if you want to diy... their coffee is high quality anyway so why bother?

He had whoever he wanted for like 30 years, user. He settled down with someone he can just get along with. It's the equivalent of the roastie bagging the nice guy only instead of being motivated by fear of not having support, it's motivated by fear of dying alone. So he gets someone younger but not too much younger so he doesn't have to be miserable as he enters old age. A man generally doesn't feel fulfilled unless he has his woman, singular. You think he's dumb enough to marry a thot after how many vapid bimbos he's fucked over the years?

French press master race.

You can get a decent one for $500 but theres actual work involved when making the coffee versus drip or nespresso.

Isn't he that actor?