Itt: who you would cast as the next James Bond
Itt: who you would cast as the next James Bond
how is it that michael douglas and Maria Cross' husband get throat cancer from eating ass, but these pornstars don't?
His scenes are so boring
How many currently relevant pornstars in their 50-70’s can you name?
I prefer Ethan Hawke
Now that's bond.
I prefer my Bond’s a little more athletic
SMELLZ
Steve Washington
>be ugly
>still fuck hundreds of prime chicks in the ass
living the dream
It's time for Chav Bond. A bold new direction foe the series
He destroys every scene with his chimp noises, I hate that cunt with a vengeance
Here’s your next Bond girl
Go ahead, give me a better example than him.
I wont me fakkin mahteeny shakun not fakkin sturd u fakkin mappit kant
fakkin stabya ya fakkin kant
cor blimey uze fit fur a forin burd intcha
wotchor naym, coz im jaaaymz fakkin born init
Idris Elba
>bogged
idris elba is bond, and only negress muslim trannies can be bond girls, and they all have 50% of the lines in the film and kill 75% of the bad guys, that are all white.
midge
Scott Adkins is my pick. Guy can fight and has decent acting ability
>purple drank
>shaken not stirred
>Chav Bond
So.. Kingsman?
This
end it
anything would be memetier
Another Bond girl
James Bond Jr
New Nick Nack
Before clicking this thread i KNEW some retard would post Warwick.
Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy
>virgin malibu cocktail
>oui monsieur
>wait
>two measures of cranberry juice
>one measure of pinapple juice
>shake it over ice
>pour into shot glass
>top it off with capri sun
used to be a legit 10/10 but then she bogged herself. Huge fucking shame, and I don't understand why these girls do this shit to themselves, but nobody ever claimed porn whores were smart. Oh well.