Itt: who you would cast as the next James Bond

Itt: who you would cast as the next James Bond

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how is it that michael douglas and Maria Cross' husband get throat cancer from eating ass, but these pornstars don't?

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His scenes are so boring

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How many currently relevant pornstars in their 50-70’s can you name?

I prefer Ethan Hawke

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Now that's bond.

I prefer my Bond’s a little more athletic

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SMELLZ

Steve Washington

>be ugly
>still fuck hundreds of prime chicks in the ass

living the dream

It's time for Chav Bond. A bold new direction foe the series

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He destroys every scene with his chimp noises, I hate that cunt with a vengeance

Here’s your next Bond girl

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Go ahead, give me a better example than him.

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I wont me fakkin mahteeny shakun not fakkin sturd u fakkin mappit kant
fakkin stabya ya fakkin kant
cor blimey uze fit fur a forin burd intcha
wotchor naym, coz im jaaaymz fakkin born init

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Idris Elba

>bogged

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idris elba is bond, and only negress muslim trannies can be bond girls, and they all have 50% of the lines in the film and kill 75% of the bad guys, that are all white.

midge

Scott Adkins is my pick. Guy can fight and has decent acting ability

>purple drank
>shaken not stirred

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>Chav Bond

So.. Kingsman?

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This

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end it
anything would be memetier

Another Bond girl

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James Bond Jr

New Nick Nack

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Before clicking this thread i KNEW some retard would post Warwick.

Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy

>virgin malibu cocktail
>oui monsieur
>wait
>two measures of cranberry juice
>one measure of pinapple juice
>shake it over ice
>pour into shot glass
>top it off with capri sun

used to be a legit 10/10 but then she bogged herself. Huge fucking shame, and I don't understand why these girls do this shit to themselves, but nobody ever claimed porn whores were smart. Oh well.