Has there ever been a good "Dog movie"? I don't mean a film with a dog in it, I mean a dog movie.
Has there ever been a good "Dog movie"? I don't mean a film with a dog in it, I mean a dog movie
Andrew Walker
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Eli Lewis
Tyler Jenkins
Jaxon Peterson
I think Marley and Me is alright. I haven't seen it since it came out but it's probably the best one I can think of.
Robert Walker
Owen Myers
Nicholas Watson
Aiden Cooper
how horrifying
Ryan Miller
>that sickening noise when the children fall into the concealed pungee pit
I can still hear it. The sound engineer was a morbid genius
Gabriel Turner
Connor Diaz
Logan Jackson
Carter Johnson
Ftfy
Luke Foster
Jesus christ, he said a good film, not a snuff film
Jeremiah Sanders
Elijah Allen
Gabriel White
Bentley Murphy
Easton Wood
Why do EACH of those fur-lined panels fit the space of the chest hole? Why aren't each of them half the width so they close together?
Mason Flores
Landon Perez
Spoiler that shit you're triggering my ptsd.
Christopher Rogers
Jordan Morgan
I can't even imagine how most of these are films. They don't seem to have a premise beyond "A dog is in this".
Gabriel Baker
based, but even baster is pic related
Jack Russell
Absolutely based.
Jaxson Smith
Ryan Martinez
Get a load of all the plebs in here
Angel Williams
I want to figure out a mathematical formula like in The Producers that will allow me to produce nothing but dog movies forever, profitably
Ryan Ortiz
At first glance I thought this was a Halloweentown spinoff and then I was disappointed.
Kayden Garcia
Roberts strikes again
Brandon Robinson
Kevin Farley loves children
David Brown
Brandon Mitchell
Ryder Morris
>The Air Bud cinematic universe has more movies than the MCU
Feels good
Jace Taylor
Angel Jones
Joshua Rogers
need a blartpost-esque meme featuring preposterous 'dog movies'
Luke Jackson
ahem
Nolan Baker
Charles Jenkins
>Barber Dog.
>Dog Ambulance Driver.
>Surgeon Pups
>Senator Paws
>The Hostage Negotiator Pup Squad
>Dog Accountant
>Atomic Mutt
>Air Bud Goes to Space and Suffocates From the Lack of a Proper Breathing Apparatus
>Beethoven: Chess Legend
>Dogs Hoverboard Bank Heist Adventure
Lucas Evans
I thought there were only 11 air bud movies
Aiden Hughes
CopDog is pure kino
Caleb Price
Jordan Torres
The first Beethoven is an enjoyable film.
Sebastian Phillips
Dominic Harris
So is the second
Jason Morgan
>Air Bud cinematic universe
Wyatt Thomas
Kino
Grayson Lewis
None of them look very into it.
Blake Richardson
Logan Carter
I haven't seen the movie, but great young adult book,
Owen Price
Does this count?
Also, is Pet Sematary a "cat movie"?
Caleb Garcia
Yeah. I've seen more of the series, but honestly I don't remember too much about them after #2, other than that the one with Kathy Griffin was laughably bad and that one of them involved a road trip with Judge Reinhold and something about crooks trying to retrieve a secret disc in a DVD case of some western movie that he rented or something.
Michael Stewart
>simpler, gentler breed of entertainment
>500lb anvil suspended in the sky along with sawblades ready to cripple whatever dumbass villain this movie has
Blake Morgan
Nope.
Henry Murphy
I honestly wonder how most of these films fill their runtime. I expect they're like 70 minutes long but even then.
Joshua Parker
I stand corrected
Christian Lopez
Parker Thompson
so is Benji
does this imply they mated?
Noah Perry
Jackson Sullivan
Well then, in that case you make it difficult.
I remember enjoying this movie as a kid, probably because we had a German Shephard back then. I don't know how well it holds up, though.
Brandon Rogers
>"Who's a good boy, who's a good boy?" scene at the end
>Army Dog simply thousand yard stares into the distance as the credits roll
Puro kine
Grayson Richardson
You just know
James Miller
Jeremiah Turner
LOL there sure are a lot of these probably terrible but essentially criticism-proof movies
>cause how can you even hate a 'cute dog' movie?
must be a surefire way to make a quick buck at little expense
>90 minute movie spliced in with 3 minutes worth of footage of some dog acting like a retard
>....
>PROFIT
Levi Rivera
>That scene where one of the recruits kills himself during bootcamp by eating all of the command's chocolate
Tragic but also a good commentary on modern society desu
Evan Robinson
Josiah Hill
Andrew Diaz
>when you take a shit on the upstairs carpet and they haven't noticed yet
Gabriel Thompson
What a smug little shit.
Dominic Gray
>Every ****ing day. Every single ****ing day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
Levi Lewis
>That scene where army dog mauls that entire Vietnamese family at their own restaurant in a PTSD driven rage.
Jesus fucking Christ
Carter Cox
No.
Nathaniel Robinson
Someone warp his face to be more smug
Ryan Richardson
>he's been everywhere mate
what did they mean by this
Logan Howard
She fucked the dog
Jonathan Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez
I thought Johnny Rico died on Klendathu.
Thomas Lopez
He did. This is hell.
Bentley Wilson
holy fuck is this real?
Josiah Russell
It was a different time.
Luke Brown
White God
Lucas Diaz
Ayden Campbell
2016 was only 3 years ago
James Cook
>he doesn't remember
Ayden Campbell
are you simple?
Joshua Moore
how has nobody posted this?
Brandon Peterson
dogs are gross
Caleb Martinez
That's more of a general pet movie, there's a cat in the trio.
Blake Bailey
What the?
Gabriel Murphy
why do all these movies look identical?
Dylan Cook
A lot of you are confusing scenes from the film First Bark with the more well-known sequel Army Dog: First Bark Part 2.
Brandon Morris
Andrew Russell
Ryder Hughes
K I N O
Dominic Watson
Carter Hughes
>FUCK OFF, GHOST!
Parker Martin
whew all the Z-D list actors in these movies.
Gabriel Collins
b&r
Luke Taylor
What about cat movies?
Lucas Reed
They made EIGHT of these films? I only saw two.
James Peterson
Xavier Rogers
Dylan Russell
yes, and it was horrifying
Jaxson Brown
That's the same dog
Ayden Hall
Windows 98
Blake Jackson
You should have seen the prequel if you think that's bad.
Christian Cox
>that scene after the war where a disheveled army dog in tattered fatigues purchases a cheap shotgun and spends five minutes whimpering in a back alley with the gun in his mouth
How can such a horrifying film be so heartbreaking and human at the same time?
Anthony Russell
Beethoven Cinematic Universe
Jeremiah Parker
Jason Morgan
I wonder how many golden retrievers they've chewed through over the years.
Charles Anderson
Noun + dog = profit. Kids eat that shot up user. Pick something say lumberjack. Add dog (I'd make mine a Jack Russell for name pun) right a half decent plot. And bam. You've got a script
John Miller
>Lumberjack Pup
>Jack the Jack Russell terrier is the only dog Lumberjack in the whole midwest, but now his forest is under threat from a greedy developer that wants to bulldoze the whole place to build condos. Can Jack save overcome the im-paws-ible odds and save the day?
>78 minutes
>Starring Eric Roberts, French Stewart and Casper van Dien
Brayden Williams
Dogs are a fucking shit tier animal
Make way for the absolute best animal-kino there ever was
Jaxson Cooper
And a cartoon, which was pretty watchable.
Robert Parker
You fags have awful taste.
Grayson Bennett
Levi Allen
I fucking hate dogs. They're always barking and getting up on you, trying to lick you and make everything dirty.
Jaxon Cooper
Does Homeward Bound count? I must have watched those movies dozens of times as a kid
Isaiah Flores
More of a general pet film given there's a cat in the trio.
Easton Ward
I loved that book as a kid.
Levi Phillips
>Reportedly Roberts was paid in three packs of triple a batteries
>Roberts agent pleaded with him not to take the role
Carter Green
What this guy said. But Homeward Bound is pure kino and the sequel was good too from what I remember.
My kid asked me why their mouths weren't moving when they talked and I had to explain we didn't have the tech back then.
Juan Gray
Fuck off Mohammed
Anthony Martin
you just KNOW
Dylan Long
He's been EVERYWHERE
Camden Mitchell
Raimi had an "edgy" period
Oliver Morris
I know this picture is supposed to make me hate leftists or something, but it looks a lot like the Roald Dahl book illustrations by Quentin Blake
Samuel Lee
>these dogs are real wieners
Chase Jenkins
demon dog
Austin King
>that cast list
A lot of JUSTs there.
Justin Johnson
Found this DVD in my sister's room. Should I watch it?
Joshua Turner
even the dogs look bored
Ryan Ward
I WANNA SEX THAT SEXY SEXY DOG.
James Adams
Army Dog sort of had a chilling effect on the genre
Kevin Lewis
>>in this universe anything is paw-ssible!
someone needs to be thrown in a ditch and shot for this
Camden Garcia
White dude in the middle is stoned as a mofuck
Chase Clark
As a guy who played Tekken a lot, it was really funny every time they said "Hey, Hachi"
Justin Martin
would get never made today
Jaxon Powell
Shit man we jus fleshed out a rough draft copy. Let's get some dialogue and we're golden
Jackson Foster
>flag not at half mast
Christopher Baker
That book broke me, still to this day I cant handle dogs getting hurt in media.
Bentley Evans
Eli Sanchez
that would imply they are mourning the dead user
the only dead to speak of were the 53,000 Vietnamese army dog killed to "get even"
Jackson Young
>that scene where Army Dog was being court martialed burning down an entire Vietnamese village and he stoically stood there as they read his multiple murder charges, but broke down whimpering when his CO called him a bad dog
Tyler Jackson
Ethan Perez
Parker Campbell
Shouldve said pet telepathy ya fuck
Aiden Rodriguez
>that quote
Jaxson Clark
>hey we need a-
>i got just the guy
Camden Howard
>Disney imported 20 under-aged golden retriever puppies from New York State into Vancouver, British Columbia for the filming of the movie. A second group of 8 puppies, of eight weeks of age were brought to set one week later from Washington State. Many of the puppies contracted the highly contagious parvovirus, against which puppies are usually vaccinated at 8 weeks of age. At least 15 puppies showed signs of the illness, including parasitic infections of giardia and coccidia, and all were removed from the set. Three were euthanized for intussusception before the parvo outbreak, as well as one for suspected parvo (but not confirmed by necropsy). Additionally, one puppy that was returned to the breeder without being used reportedly died of the disease. The American Humane Association enforced the removal of the first two sets of puppies, and after a four-week delay, during which time all puppies were quarantined until they were healthy, Disney hired 8 older puppies to finish filming; who were joined by puppies from the second group who did not get ill from parvovirus. In total, though, at least five puppies had died in the making of the film.[1]
Aiden Hughes
Jesus
Ian Barnes
Jonathan Reyes
you know, for kids!